Naraku's mind games
Fluffy-sama
Sesshomaru sat by the fire.
He sighed. He had been dreading this, but he had to do it.
"We shall be reaching my castle by tomorrow night at the latest. I should like it if you all give your word to behave maturely there, and not disrupt my good name." There! That came out better then he thought it would! Phew!
Everyone gaped.
Kagome stood up. "What? Are you telling us to behave for the sake of your reputation in your castle?"
Sesshomaru was relieved. "Essentially, yes."
Inuyasha opened his mouth. "Oh! I get it! He is afraid of us going and ruining his reputation! Well, don't you worry, big brother! Don't you worry!" he said grinning.
Sesshomaru groaned. This was exactly what he didn't want.
"That means no petty embarrassing games, no slayer and monk quarrels in public, no indecent kimono's..." his eyes narrowed on Kagome.
He smirked. "Oh! And yes, no sneaking off to the ladies rooms, Inuyasha."
At this everyone stood up.
Sango took the lead. "Im sorry but all the things you are mentioning are part of us, and your reputation will have to suffer if you ask us to leave these things."
Kagome took over. "IT'S CALLED A MINISKIRT, GODDAMN IT!"
Inuyasha screamed from behind.
"I never snuck to the ladies rooms to meet with anyone! You hear that bastard?"
Sesshomaru ignored everyone and just said frostily, "Quit all the screaming. The noise is most unpleasant to my ears."
Kouga cut everyone off and said. "Yeah everyone! We wouldn't DREAM of harming The Great Sesshomaru's ears now would we?"
To this everyone replied in union. "Of course not!"
Kouga carried on sarcastically. "We worship the ground he walks on as the luckiest ground in the world! We are nothing compared to him. We all should be begging to kiss his feet, and yet-"
He was hit across the head by Inuyasha. "You are taking it too far, wolf!"
Sesshomaru smirked and said "No brother! I rather liked hearing someone who had the right idea about how to look at things!"
Sango cursed. "You arrogant little-"
She was calmed by Kagome, who had tapped her shoulder.
Seeing the evil glint in Kagome's eye, Sango understood.
Kagome and Sango went and to everyone's surprise plopped down on either side by Sesshomaru.
Sesshomaru looked at them with an air of disgust. What were they doing here? Kagome especially was entirely too calm for his liking.
Kagome began.
"So, master Sesshomaru-sama! What do you desire me to do next?"
Inuyasha was staring with his mouth open. Miroku was not much better.
"How about going away?" he growled.
Kagome laughed nervously, and put on a voice an octave higher then her own.
"Oh no but Master Sesshomaru-sama! We have never been separated, nor should I want to! We are after all, your faithful servants till the end..." she droned on, not unlike Jaken.
Sesshomaru was beginning to get nervous. What were the wretches trying to do now?
Kagome lifted a hand in the hair and grabbed hold of his fluffy boa thing.
"ohh...so soft!" she cooed.
Sesshomaru snarled. "Wench, get your hand off me or else..."
Kagome just laughed. "Or else what?"
Inuyasha looked faint.
With her free hand, kagome slowly lowered a certain necklace by his head, unnoticed by Sesshomaru.
With a quick movement, and an evil grin that left the demon lord sweating, she pulled it over his head, and she and Sango jumped back at the last movement.
Inuyasha hadn't been barely able to grasp what was happening until now. But now, he understood as the necklace glowed blue, and a triumphant smile crept across Kagome's face.
Sesshomaru stared unbelievingly down at the necklace on his chest. Ohnonononononononononono!
Kagome was about to give him a random word, when a very evil idea occurred to her.
"Fluffy-sama!"
She screeched as Sesshomaru fell flat into the ground, and everyone finally realized what had happened.
They broke into laughter.
"Fluffy-sama..." Inuyasha and Sango gasped, on the floor, clutching their stomachs.
Damn wench!
This is the reason why I hate humans.
Scratch the part where I complimented about the glory of the necklaces.
"DAMN YOU!!"
He roared, springing up ten feet in the air.
Inuyasha froze. God, his brother looked damn scary.
Terrifying. Horrifying.
But kagome just laughed and said "Hey Fluffy?"
He fell flat again.
Inuyasha never loved kagome more.
Sesshomaru was pissed. That certain girl, his brothers wench, yes her, he wanted her to DIE.
She didn't deserve to live.
She disgraced him so much...that ..that... HUMAN THAT DESERVED TO BE HUNG UPSIDE DOWN, EAT HIS POISON, AND DIE A SLOW, PAINFUL DEATH.
Or wait... hmm... maybe she should be forced to attend one of the yearly politic meetings with the other rulers of Japan, or...wait... wear a full kimono...yep...that would probably kill her!
Or push her over a mountain, revive her with tensiga, and do it again...nonetheless, he would not let her wrap her around her finger. He had that respect at least.
He would not take orders from her.
He sprang up, and before Kagome could notice, landed on her shoulder.
She 'fluffy'd him again, only to be squished between him and the ground.
Stupid move.
He smirked.
"Get off me!" kagome yelled. "You weigh like a thousand pounds, you...you beast!"
He just snickered. "Your fault human!"
After a moment, he asked, "What exactly did you do this for?"
"Do what?"
"The reason I am being forced to lie on top of you and breathe lightly, for fear of being overwhelmed by your sweaty dirty, human scum scent!"
Kagome rolled her eyes.
"Ohhh! The necklace? That is for being an arrogant, stuck up, youkai with a humans-are-dirt attitude, who gets his cheap thrills by constantly torturing me and Inuyasha, and asking us all to behave in your castle, AND who keeps on switching bodies with me, and embarrassing me in the process!"
"Again, not my fault human!"
"See? There you go again, with your little attitude!"
"Last time I checked, I wasn't not going anywhere!"
"you..you..freak! GET OFF ME!!"
"Like I'm not trying. I have no desire to be so close to you. That I presume, is Inuyasha's job." He smirked.
"aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!! You idiot! BASTARD!"
"Stop that. The noise is most unpleasant to my ears."
"Oh yes! Your precious ears!" kagome muttered sarcastically. "It is always about your precious ears!"
"Indeed."
They lay in silence.
"WILL YOU GET OFF ME ALREADY? I don't want to be sandwiched between you and the ground!"
"Believe me the feeling's mutual."
He smirked again and continued.
"I believe Inuyasha is also getting restless for you to be so close judging by his continuous tugging on my armor."
Kagome grew wide-eyed.
"A empty worry though," Sesshomaru continued, his voice slightly muffled, but as smug as ever. "I don't steal women from the family."
The dog demon never ceased to amaze her. At this kagome began to pound Sesshomaru's armor with her fists.
"I AM NOT HIS! You..you...IDIOT...RETARD..." and a continuous stream of swear word flew out of her mouth which came from the long association with Inuyasha.
Sesshomaru growled.
"Quiet wench! Rin shall not pick up on vulgar words!"
She began a dry sob/wail.
"Fluf-"
A clawed hand clamped over her mouth. "You wouldn't dare!" the owner of the hand hissed. "One more word and another fifteen minutes of Inuyasha getting restless."
She knocked it off. "I DONT CARE! FLUFFY! FLUFFY! FLUFFY!"
They got pushed a few more feet in the ground, but didn't notice for the necklace had started to glow intensely pink.
The light filled their eyes with a head splitting brightness.
"What the?!" Sesshomaru started, his eyes wide.
"No idea..."kagome replied, truthful, just before both of them fell into darkness.
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Inuyasha had finally managed to pulled Sesshomaru off Kagome with the help with Kouga.
Sango and Miroku immediately leaped over to where Kagome lay.
"Are you alright Kagome?" Shippo jumped on top of her unconscious body.
Over to the side, Inuyasha and Kouga head flipped Sesshomaru around.
"No one touches my woman!"
"You could have hurt kagome you bastard!"
"You are not going to live, if kagome is mad at you."
"Your sorry ass will be in its grave if you don't fall down and beg right now!"
"Why the hell did you lie on top of my woman for half an hour straight?!"
"Yeah, why the hell did you?"
"You jackass, SHE IS MINE!"
"What part of that do you not understand?"
"Never touch her again!"
"If I hear that you've so much as looked towards her-"
"Your gonna be sorry!"
"Your gonna regret it!"
"Your gonna get it now!"
"Stupid Sesshomaru!"
"Freak of nature!"
"Bug eyed..."
They both paced up and down in front of Sesshomaru, too busy with their own argument to listen to the other person, not noticing that Sesshomaru was dead to the world.
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Long chapter!
R&R plz!