Naraku's Mind Games
Bishounen Pt. 1
Sunny...sunny...hot...hot...sweaty...sweaty...tired...tired...sleepy...sleepy...hungry...hungry...legs feel dead...ARG! Kagome was, as she had been doing for the past hour singing her little song of misery. God, why was Demon Glade so far off? Sesshomaru had said it was about a day and night of flying at his pace; meaning about five days of walking for them. She groaned again when she thought of how much walking they still had to do. They had only set out yesterday; and she could already feel her stamina losing. And to top off her list of woes; Ugly Bunny had escaped.
She ran over the points in her mind. They all were busy here or there; setting up the campfire, or getting food, and Sorai was the last person who had confirmed seeing the minion in his cage. When they woke up in the morning, (no one had bothered to check at night), the cage door was wide open, as if he had somehow gotten his paws though the bars and had undone the simple bolt lock. That meant she should be expecting trips to Sesshomaru's body soon.
She was not relishing the fact at all that Sesshomaru had only let them rest once; that too when Inuyasha and Sango demanded it. He seemed to forget that he was one of the only two and a half demons in this group. Of course, Kouga had noticed her sluggish walking and offered to carry her; but she didn't want him to get the wrong idea (which she did even when he wasn't giving her piggy back rides), and so refused. Inuyasha was carrying her bag, and a few other things; mainly like two weeks supply of ramen...she still had no idea why he had wanted two weeks...they were only traveling for five days to get there, right?
She rolled her head back at t he sky, which was a violent pink and purple from the sun setting. Why was I stupid enough to leave my bike at the village? Se had thought then that she wouldn't need it. Bah! Wouldn't need it! Right she would do anything to give her legs a break! Including pestering Sesshomaru; who was currently walking at the head of the group.
Hey!
Problem miko? He thought coldly.
No! Not at all, beside the fact that I am dead tired right now; and going to faint if you don't stop for the night!
Ask Inuyasha to carry you.
He's carrying his supply of ramen and my bag.
Kouga. He would well be willing to carry you. In fact I know of a certain wolf demon who has been inviting his colleges to your wedding.
WHAT?! He actually did that?!
Well,duh!
When will that stupid wolf get the fact that...ARG! Im not going to ride on his back ESPECIALLY SINCE THE DAMN WOLF IS INVITING PEOPLE TO HIS FANTASY WEDDING!! THAT RETARD!
Stop thinking so loud miko.
What? She teased. Do i hurt your ears? She emitted a high pitched giggle, out loud. Oh, but I am not talking through your ears now am I?
He growled. Stop acting so...childish.
Childish? I am not acting childishly! Who said I was acting childishly? How do they think I am acting childishly! Why do they think I am acting childishly? That is so wrong, I am not acting childishly! See? I am not acting childish, not childish, not childish, not childish...
He groaned. That stupid wench is going to drive me nuts pretty soon. He was sure that he had ensured a major drop in intelligence after listening to her blabber.
They walked in silence for a while. (They were before too, but this time it is mental silence)
Hey! Kagome called out to him to the umpteenth time today.
He groaned. Why me? He shook his fist at the sky; which looked even pinker then before.
That's it. I have had enough. You stop being so petty and we are going to stop this second. There is a nice place to the side. She thought commandingly.
We are going to stop once we have passed this long grass.
The long grass will end in like another tree miles!
Then we shall walk another three miles.
No! You stupid jerk! I refuse to walk further on this path until morning. And she stomped about thirty feet or so to the side and sat down under a tree. Much to her dismay, Sesshomaru kept going.
Come here, and let us rest for today.
No.
She jumped up, rage in her eyes.
"Fluffy, you insolent, arrogant, jerk! WE ARE STOPPING HERE NOW!!"
The dog demon lord plunged down towards earth at the sound of his word.
Kagome meanwhile, continued her torture. "Fluffy-sama? Be a darling, will you, and come here, Fluffy! Oh Fluffy! Hurry up Fluffy! You're so slow Fluffy! Why are you lying on the ground Fluffy? I thought I told you to come here Fluffy? You're so lazy Fluffy! Hurry up, and help me light the fire, Fluffy! FLUFFY! I AM CALLING YOU FLUFFY! Respond when you are being called, Fluffy! Come on, Fluffy! Get up already Fluffy!"
Kouga, Miroku, and Sango just groaned when they heard Kagome's voice.
Inuyasha laughed like a maniac, while Sorai looked around as confused as hell.
Sango groaned again and ran over to Kagome to stop the continues flow of 'Fluffy' s so she didn't create a earthquake.
She heard her little sister say Fluffy close to fifteen times. She almost felt bad for Sesshomaru; but then; knowing him, he probably deserved it. At least Kagome had managed to 'convince' Sesshomaru to stop for the night.
She ran up to Kagome and clamped her hand over her sister's mouth. "Enough...have some pity will you?" she asked, looking at her in a questioning sort of way.
"Oh yeah..." she sounded like Sango had completely ruined her fun.
Sango looked at her friend. Since when did kagome become so bloodthirsty?
Kagome replied, "Oh it was basically pent up anger in the castle when I didn't fluffy him... so I am not bloodthirsty!"
Sango was startled. "Did I say that out loud?"
Kagome realized her mistake; but was able to cover it up, "Yeah...you were kinda mumbling.." her cheeks turned a little red at the thought of her lying to Sango.
Oh well...it was for her own good. She doubted Sango would like her pretend sister having mind reading abilities; and sharing it with Sesshomaru of all people...no matter that he had gotten them too.
Speaking of Sesshomaru; he was getting up, still graceful. Kagome sighed. Next time she got mad at him, she would have to try and, make him ungraceful. God, even while plunging towards the earth, he looked graceful. What in heaven's name was wrong with that guy? Jeez, she was beginning to suspect that Inu-tashio's first wife was like the angel of gracefulness!
Oh crap! She had forgotten that Sorai was still here? Will Sorai still adore her graceful cute lord?
Ok...so maybe he wasn't cute by any means possible of thought...except what she had first thought of him...
START OF FLASHBACK
And there she and Inuyasha staring as Sesshomaru stood on a huge monster with Jaken. And while Inuyasha had immediately noticed the puppet of Izaoi...she was still staring at Sesshomaru.
She was thinking somewhere along the line of...OMG! That guy is so bishounen! And so...handsome! So much cuter then Hojo...I wonder what my friends would say to him...probably go crazy...and have major crushes...OH MY GOD...HE HAS A TAIL!
END FLASHBACK
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Yes i know this was abrupt and short.. and it didn't really make sense but i keep my promises. I promised one extra page of lentgh to every reveiwer and i got three reviews, so hense three pages. It kinda makes me sad... the last chapter got around thirty views and three people reviewed...
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