Naraku's Mind Games
Bishounen pt1 and pt2
Sunny...sunny...hot...hot...sweaty...sweaty...tired...tired...sleepy...sleepy...hungry...hungry...legs feel dead...ARG! Kagome was, as she had been doing for the past hour singing her little song of misery. God, why was Demon Glade so far off? Sesshomaru had said it was about a day and night of flying at his pace; meaning about five days of walking for them. She groaned again when she thought of how much walking they still had to do. They had only set out yesterday; and she could already feel her stamina losing. And to top off her list of woes; Ugly Bunny had escaped.
She ran over the points in her mind. They all were busy here or there; setting up the campfire, or getting food, and Sorai was the last person who had confirmed seeing the minion in his cage. When they woke up in the morning, (no one had bothered to check at night), the cage door was wide open, as if he had somehow gotten his paws though the bars and had undone the simple bolt lock. That meant she should be expecting trips to Sesshomaru's body soon.
She was not relishing the fact at all that Sesshomaru had only let them rest once; that too when Inuyasha and Sango demanded it. He seemed to forget that he was one of the only two and a half demons in this group. Of course, Kouga had noticed her sluggish walking and offered to carry her; but she didn't want him to get the wrong idea (which she did even when he wasn't giving her piggy back rides), and so refused. Inuyasha was carrying her bag, and a few other things; mainly like two weeks supply of ramen...she still had no idea why he had wanted two weeks...they were only traveling for five days to get there, right?
She rolled her head back at t he sky, which was a violent pink and purple from the sun setting. Why was I stupid enough to leave my bike at the village? Se had thought then that she wouldn't need it. Bah! Wouldn't need it! Right she would do anything to give her legs a break! Including pestering Sesshomaru; who was currently walking at the head of the group.
Hey!
Problem miko? He thought coldly.
No! Not at all, beside the fact that I am dead tired right now; and going to faint if you don't stop for the night!
Ask Inuyasha to carry you.
He's carrying his supply of ramen and my bag.
Kouga. He would well be willing to carry you. In fact I know of a certain wolf demon who has been inviting his colleges to your wedding.
WHAT?! He actually did that?!
Well,duh!
When will that stupid wolf get the fact that...ARG! Im not going to ride on his back ESPECIALLY SINCE THE DAMN WOLF IS INVITING PEOPLE TO HIS FANTASY WEDDING!! THAT RETARD!
Stop thinking so loud miko.
What? She teased. Do i hurt your ears? She emitted a high pitched giggle, out loud. Oh, but I am not talking through your ears now am I?
He growled. Stop acting so...childish.
Childish? I am not acting childishly! Who said I was acting childishly? How do they think I am acting childishly! Why do they think I am acting childishly? That is so wrong, I am not acting childishly! See? I am not acting childish, not childish, not childish, not childish...
He groaned. That stupid wench is going to drive me nuts pretty soon. He was sure that he had ensured a major drop in intelligence after listening to her blabber.
They walked in silence for a while. (They were before too, but this time it is mental silence)
Hey! Kagome called out to him to the umpteenth time today.
He groaned. Why me? He shook his fist at the sky; which looked even pinker then before.
That's it. I have had enough. You stop being so petty and we are going to stop this second. There is a nice place to the side. She thought commandingly.
We are going to stop once we have passed this long grass.
The long grass will end in like another tree miles!
Then we shall walk another three miles.
No! You stupid jerk! I refuse to walk further on this path until morning. And she stomped about thirty feet or so to the side and sat down under a tree. Much to her dismay, Sesshomaru kept going.
Come here, and let us rest for today.
No.
She jumped up, rage in her eyes.
"Fluffy, you insolent, arrogant, jerk! WE ARE STOPPING HERE NOW!!"
The dog demon lord plunged down towards earth at the sound of his word.
Kagome meanwhile, continued her torture. "Fluffy-sama? Be a darling, will you, and come here, Fluffy! Oh Fluffy! Hurry up Fluffy! You're so slow Fluffy! Why are you lying on the ground Fluffy? I thought I told you to come here Fluffy? You're so lazy Fluffy! Hurry up, and help me light the fire, Fluffy! FLUFFY! I AM CALLING YOU FLUFFY! Respond when you are being called, Fluffy! Come on, Fluffy! Get up already Fluffy!"
Kouga, Miroku, and Sango just groaned when they heard Kagome's voice.
Inuyasha laughed like a maniac, while Sorai looked around as confused as hell.
Sango groaned again and ran over to Kagome to stop the continues flow of 'Fluffy' s so she didn't create a earthquake.
She heard her little sister say Fluffy close to fifteen times. She almost felt bad for Sesshomaru; but then; knowing him, he probably deserved it. At least Kagome had managed to 'convince' Sesshomaru to stop for the night.
She ran up to Kagome and clamped her hand over her sister's mouth. "Enough...have some pity will you?" she asked, looking at her in a questioning sort of way.
"Oh yeah..." she sounded like Sango had completely ruined her fun.
Sango looked at her friend. Since when did kagome become so bloodthirsty?
Kagome replied, "Oh it was basically pent up anger in the castle when I didn't fluffy him... so I am not bloodthirsty!"
Sango was startled. "Did I say that out loud?"
Kagome realized her mistake; but was able to cover it up, "Yeah...you were kinda mumbling.." her cheeks turned a little red at the thought of her lying to Sango.
Oh well...it was for her own good. She doubted Sango would like her pretend sister having mind reading abilities; and sharing it with Sesshomaru of all people...no matter that he had gotten them too.
Speaking of Sesshomaru; he was getting up, still graceful. Kagome sighed. Next time she got mad at him, she would have to try and, make him ungraceful. God, even while plunging towards the earth, he looked graceful. What in heaven's name was wrong with that guy? Jeez, she was beginning to suspect that Inu-tashio's first wife was like the angel of gracefulness!
Oh crap! She had forgotten that Sorai was still here? Will Sorai still adore her graceful cute lord?
Ok...so maybe he wasn't cute by any means possible of thought...except what she had first thought of him...
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And there she and Inuyasha staring as Sesshomaru stood on a huge monster with Jaken. And while Inuyasha had immediately noticed the puppet of Izaoi...she was still staring at Sesshomaru.
She was thinking somewhere along the line of...OMG! That guy is so bishounen! And so...handsome! So much cuter then Hojo...I wonder what my friends would say to him...probably go crazy...and have major crushes...OH MY GOD...HE HAS A TAIL!
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Of course after glancing and believing the illusion he had set up for them ; strong winds of doubt blew the little train of thought off track.
It made her chuckle now...her gullible thoughts...they were actually quite hilarious now!
Hm... I wonder what Sesshomaru would say if she ever told him... He would probably kill her...if he didn't...then Sorai would. She chuckled again.
Sango sat down, watching her friend chuckle at apparently nothing. Kagome must be really tired. She thought.
Kagome's eyes widened as she remembered one very important thing. Sorai. Uh oh... Sorai...embarrass Sesshomaru in front of Sorai...she was his adviser...she was from his castle!
She bit her nails as she remembered her promise not to subdue him in front of any of his castle members.
Wait...she was his advisor...only his advisor right? So he shouldn't care... after it's not like he wanted to impress her...right?? (wink) He could easily tell her to keep quiet about it and could spin up some long story about how he had saved her life; but then she did this to him...wait he didn't want GOOD heroics, now did he? OK...fine...she was like Naraku's slave...and he had to let her do something like this to keep her in his control...or whatever...
She grinned, as she waited for all of them to arrive at the place she had chosen for the night and lit the fire.
To her it was a win-win situation. Either admit he wanted to impress Sorai and she would fall down at his feet begging (pretending) for forgiveness. That would keep his deadly lord status, but make him admit he liked someone.
On the other hand, he could not admit that he cared for Sorai and keep his isolated-emotionless-iceberg act, and she would seem all evil; and had hoodwinked him, therefore shaking up his reputation as a person who would be very hard to cheat; and was deadly. Of course, that would make him look pathetic...but he could order Sorai to be quiet...still not the same respect though...
Both perfect! If it were they first case, then Kagome would beg (pretending) for his forgiveness, so he can impress Sorai even more, OR she would fluffy him over and over again, just to prove that she was evil. Oh heheheh...
She honestly didn't know which one he would pick...which reputation did he like better...his deadly one...or emotionless one...that was a toughie...
"What are you thinking?" Inuyasha asked her, looking quizzical.
"Listen up..." Kagome related all her plans to Inuyasha, leaving everything out that had related to mind reading, whose eyes widened at the sheer brilliance of her plan.
"I LOVE YOU KAGOME!" he screamed as he lay on the ground laughing himself silly.
She blushed a little. Now if only it were not for catching his brother in a trap...Inuyasha could be so vengeful sometimes...cute...childish all the same.
She'd bet that Shippo was acting more mature, back by the campfire.
They had no time for trivial matters. She walked up to Sesshomaru and asked him to come to the side. He refused outright. Apparently he was really pissed off at the whole incident.
If you don't come off that tree and with me, I am going to fluffy you till the tree breaks.
Sesshomaru groaned and mumbled some incoherent words.
"FLU-"
He was already down and giving her his best intimidating stare, the one identified as Sesshomaru's-cower-in-a-corner-or-die stare.
She smiled back a happy, wide, sugary smile.
Honestly, this wench was mental...nothing affected her! God damn the person who introduced us! Wait...that would be Inuyasha...I think God will take too long...I'd better do it my self.
He darted over to Inuyasha and lifted him up with his neck. "Your wench is being annoying." He stated, growling.
"Not...mine...bastard..." Inuyasha could barely breathe.
"You insolent lying little... I heard just heard you scream, declaring your love for her, and now you expect me to believe you?"
"oh...that...you'll see why.." he smirked as he remembered the exact reason he had screamed that... here... there were less public places...in more appropriate times...to say something like that...right?
Kagome had caught up. She stood almost underneath Inuyasha and called out...stupidly...both Inuyasha's and his brother's words. "Sit, fluffy!" she called.
Stupid thing to do. When your almost standing under someone and you subdue them as well the person who was holding them there, there will be undesirable results. Namely, the aggressor falling on the person he was holding, who in turn would fall on the unlucky person under him.
And right now that unlucky person was Kagome. She gasped in sharp pain as the weight of two very heavy dog demon brothers fell on her. Why did she land on the bottom...why was it always her? Duh, you're the one who subdues them!
Why was her mind arguing with her? STUPID!
She felt so pathetic, and helpless, and hurt all over from the three tons of muscle being put on her. Thank god, at the very least she had air...she thought.
"GET OFF ME YOU RETARDS!" she hollered. Inuyasha and Sesshomaru both held their ears from the pain at the loud yelling.
"Quiet wench. It is your fault you are at the bottom. You being the impudent person stupid enough to subdue us, while standing directly below. Now quit whining and take it like a man."
"I'm not a man!" she replied rolling her eyes.
"oh..."
She was really aggravated now.
Only one thing could and would cheer her up. She gave Inuyasha an evil look so he understood. He caught on immediately.
She called him to ask him this oh so important question that concerned his reputation so she would ask it, no matter what kind if position she was in.
"Sesshomaru?"
"I thought I told you to stay quiet."
"You did, but I didn't care. Anything you're going to do about it?" Kagome stuck out her tongue.
Stupis thing to do. She resulted in almost swallowing a lock of Inuyasha's hair; and gagged while Sesshomaru smirked.
"Kagome, get my hair out of your mouth!"
"cough...splutter...gag...You think I'm not trying?!"
"Just wait till this spell wears off..." Sesshomaru said.
"Oh quit with the death threats already!" Inuyasha complained.
"Dear brother, I was not going to kill you...I was going to torture you and your wench."
They both shouted in union "I/she am/is not his/mine!"
Sesshomaru sighed and looked up at the sky; as much as he could manage anyway.
"Why must you constantly torture me with these idiots?!"
Inuyasha snickered. "He hates you."
Sesshomaru smirked back. "He will very soon hate you MUCH worse..."
Kagome sighed. "Ok, sesshomaru; I know that me fluffy'ing you-" "oh shit!" She had squished them even more into the ground.
"Stupid wench, keep your mouth closed!"
"AS I WAS SAYING, I subdued you in front of Sorai. I forgot she was there, but you really did deserve it. Now-" she got a twinkle in her eye "you can take two choices. You can either admit that you like her; and we will beg for your forgiveness in front of her; and she will not see another subduing of yours; OR you could let it stay this way and swear her to secrecy for telling anyone; and I will act as If I hoodwinked you into wearing the necklace, so a bit of your reputation would be saved.
If you choose not to tell us; then I will do both things; and you're reputation will live a miserable hell of a life.
So, before this charm wears off, you have to tell us; or else...well, you know the consequences." She completed with a smile.
Sesshomaru was quiet during the whole procedure. He hated the certain miko who was lying under him and his brother at his moment. So angry; that he couldn't even keep himself in check. But he took a few deep breaths and calmed himself down. If he killed her now; he would have to kill Inuyasha (the poor guy would be devastated)
He would have to kill the entire gang; he would have to live with guilt,( because he realized she was right, and one of these ways was probably better for him; even if she didn't think of that as she put up the question) ; he could not kill Naraku; and finally, his sprit would wander when they switched bodies; most probably resulting in his death too.
Spirits stay in one place. If they travel between bodies; rarely; they are aimed straight for it. If the body the spirit is aimed for is dead; it will not enter and get lost somewhere, leaving the actual person dead too. Nasty thought.
He took another deep breath.
He could feel the charm lightening.
Kagome looked up at him and said; "So? What have you come up with?"
Sesshomaru replied icily, "one: I want to kill you and my brother right now." He wouldn't do it; but he could scare them all he wanted.
Kagome rolled her eyes. "Carry on!"
"And two: I would choose where you come up and beg at my feet."
Kagome gasped. But she gained an evil smile and asked in a sugar coated voice, "So, you admit to wanting to impress Sorai?"
Sesshomaru rolled his eyes. "Oh yes, she's RAVISHING!" he said oh very dryly. But Kagome and Inuyasha were too busy giggling and whispering like little school girls to hear the sarcasm dripping out of each word.
Sesshomaru turned around and muttered, "Stupid Inuyasha and his wench wouldn't know sarcasm if fell out of the sky!"
Inuyasha and Kagome heard; the last nine words. "He thinks she fell out of the sky?" Inuyasha laughed, clearly enjoying himself.
"Boy is he love struck!" Kagome said, and giggled.
Sesshomaru couldn't handle this anymore. He went over and after pleading to the lord to kill him (that didn't work) threw a tree in a conveniently placed position, at Inuyasha, making sure Kagome didn't get hurt.
That would kill her; but would only succeed in causing a back ache for his brother.
"If you had noticed; I was extremely sarcastic the whole time. Now I will tell you which option I will choose. Option d, the one you failed to mention. The one that concerns killing you both if you don't shut up and screw off RIGHT NOW!"
"Fluffy."
She jumped on his back. Now tell me; or I WILL braid your hair just like you did Inuyasha's.
Sesshomaru was brave; very brave; but not stupid. He knew a lost fight when he saw one. And this was one. He mumbled something about option A, before knocking Kagome to the ground and taking off.
Kagome didn't mind the least bit though. She had what she had wanted. He gave her an answer. Grinning; she walked over to Inuyasha, who had managed to push the tree off but was still on the ground.
She was smiling hideously. "Mind helping me up?" Inuyasha asked, moaning. His back HURT! He had to get back at his brother; but by the look of the smile on Kagome's face, she already had a plan.
She jerked him up quickly, evidently her mind on other plans. "Inuyasha?"
She asked.
"Hmn?"
"Want to throw a tree at Sesshomaru's already cowering ego?"
"HELL YES!"
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As everyone was sitting around the campfire, eating, including Sesshomaru and Sorai, Inuyasha and kagome popped out from behind the tree.
They had managed to muster tears and came and starting to sit on the ground next to Sesshomaru.
"Oh holy one! Forgive us for our sins and spare us a horrible fate!"
"Oh master, we were incredibly stupid to even think of disobeying you like that!"
By this time everyone had heir eyebrows raised and Shippo was giggling.
"We should be worshipping the ground you walk on, yet we perform treacherous acts!"
"How are you so kind...forgiving...divine..." form here they started to laugh.
Kagome took it a step further. "honest, helpful, lovely, righteous, cute..."
Inuyasha continued, "so beautiful, and so much better then I am, and..."
Kagome continued with a smirk, "bishounen, hot, so damn good looking..."
Sesshomaru was now officially freaked. What are they doing? The...I AM GOING TO KILL THEM!
Sorai was thinking along the lines of:-
She is so right. He is every one of those things...a VERY good looking employer...wait, I shouldn't be thinking this now! Poor Sesshomaru dear already looks like he's constipated or something!
Kagome fell on the ground cracking up as she read Sorai's thought. Sesshomaru looked horrified at Sorai's thought. Not in front of the crazed miko! He groaned.
What somewhere else?
I am going to kill you, you insolent, pathetic-
-But very funny—
-Idiotic—
-Hilarious—
-Human and a hanyou!
Inuyasha continued. "Yep, we should ADORE you, like a certain other person here does!"
Therefore completing the last phase of their revenge, he disappeared into the woods carrying a still laughing Kagome.
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As Kagome and Inuyasha sat high in a very far away tree, they discussed their plan.
"I think that was awesome!" Inuyasha was giddy.
"Yeah, but I fell over laughing and couldn't say the last line!"
"It's alright. I took over for you."
"so...did you see the look on his face when I called him bishounen, and pretty and threw other comments at him?"
A certain hanyou grinned. "I wouldn't have missed it for the world!"
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Back at the camp, everyone was cracking up with laughter. Sango for one could not believe what had just happened.
"Kagome called...Sesshomaru...hot and good looking...hahaa...OMG!" she said in between her gasps for air.
Shippo, and Miroku were faring no better.
Kouga had wandered off to laugh in the corner, probably afraid of Sesshomaru.
Sesshomaru had barely come out of his reverie. He still spluttered when he tried to talk. He was not angry surprisingly... If his brother and his wench were both mentally retarded, then let them be. He did not have anything to do with this. His dignity would stumble and drop dead if he did something unreasonable now.
But he was not all that forgiving. He would get them back; just not now; and not by killing them. Oh yes, they would pay, their pride would pay dearly.
Beside him, Sorai's thoughts were running around in circles, and the fact that Sesshomaru could hear them, got him even more annoyed.
What were they talking about? What had gotten into them? Although they were pretty accurate in defining sesshomaru-sama's traits; I don't think this manner suited him. Oh and yep, that miko was totally right in calling sesshomaru a bishounen...his tail is so cute!
Sesshomaru groaned. Now he was stuck in a group of fully mental people. The only he could have a somewhat decent conversation with was Shippo. Which wasn't saying much because, after every five seconds the person talking to him would have a heart attack from Shippo yelling 'I LOVE CHOCOLATE!' in his mind. Seriously scary.
I guess I'm the only sane person left... even Sorai has gone...weird...oh well... she was much more attractive when she could think straight!
Ahah! I caught you thinking about how attractive Sorai is! BURN! MUWAHAHA!
Now even though she knew that was not by any means a burn, she could not help but adding it to the sentence.
Kagome was sending him a mental message; from who knows how far away. This really, really sucked.
Miko, get out of my mind.
Sheesh! No need to get all defensive on me!
There is a need. You have not realized that you have made the worst mistake of your life.
Look, all we wanted to do was to show you that you werent so icy, and to try and show Sorai the truth.
What truth?
The one where you think she's ravishing.
It was a damn sarcastic comment!
Cave in sesshomaru. We have you all figured out.
So you decide to annoy me to no end? His eyes glinted angrily.
No; but you two look so cute together! I couldn't bare but help!
Aren't we reading a bit too much sappy poetry? And playing matchmaker?
It all comes from inside your head!
Sesshomaru chose to ignore that lie and asked a minute later.
Did you and Inuyasha plan all that?
Yeah...it was quite fun...but the last line where I was commenting on you, I couldn't resist but changing the words a bit.
Hmn?
It was supposed to be 'silky shiny hair and boa thingy' but it came out 'bishounen, hot and so damn good looking...' it was funny...sorry though...that was a bit over the edge.
Inuyasha will be so insanely jealous of his brother. In other words, me. For reasons more then I am a better fighter then him.
You and your sibling rivalry. And no, I was thinking if the time I first saw you.
You said all that? He snorted. Trying desperately not to laugh. It would ruin his image.
No, I thought it.
He cracked and began laughing loudly, to everyone's surprise.
Wow...Sesshomaru...don't laugh like that! Your teeth are scary looking!
Oh that means you can see me then? Then I can find you easily.
Kagome cursed herself. No! Damn! Um...Inuyasha says so...he can see you, all I can see is a little white dot. She thought, lying.
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Ugly bunny was hiding behind the bush. He did not want to get caught again; but his master had ordered him to do another body swap; and so a swap he would do.
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Kagome felt a familiar falling sensation and opened her eyes to be apparently laughing really hard and sitting by Sorai and the others across from them.
They seemed to be staring at her intently. She started swearing.
"Damn... I'm him again!"
Sorai looked over the book she was currently reading at her.
"Sesshomaru-sama? Are you alright?" Now normally she didn't get chances to ask such questions but now it seemed like necessary.
"I'm Kagome. In his body. Again. Damn."
Sorai looked mildly interested. "Hnm... so this is how you change bodies...I still have not found any ritual for changing bodies..(she raised the book) ...but I suppose seeing the effect first hand might be more helpful."
From there she began asking questions like 'did you feel anything when you were about to swap' or 'do you feel different now?" etc.
Miroku, who had been sitting silently with Sango and Shippo, suddenly remarked; "Kagome-sama? Did you happen to notice that the switch only happened when the minion had gone free? When he was in the cage; there was no swap whatsoever. That means that it might be near. Do you sense anything?" he asked both Sorai and Kisb.
"No...OMG!" Kisb jumped up and started running quite fast towards the bushes. She was actually surprised at how fast she could run and how acute her senses were. Wow being a demon is awesome! I feel so...strong!
After a second Sorai also gave chase, her hair band flapping in the wind. She had taken out her fan and had spread it in front of her, holding the tip to her chin.
"I wonder what the purpose of her fan is?" Miroku asked. They had not bothered to get up. If Kisb and Sorai could not catch the minion then it was obvious that they would not be of any help since the chase was all about speed.
They saw soon enough though. As they saw a certain greyish blur in the long grass; Sorai raised the fan away from her and swung it at the blur. A huge gust of wind was unleashed, shaped like a dagger and it blew the minion straight over. He had escaped the main attack; which ensured him getting ripped to shreds but was bowled over and went rolling smack into a tree. He recovered very quickly though; and before Kisb or Sorai could get there; he ran off into the woods. Sorai came to a halt. Pursuit would be useless now. He had gone into the dark wood; with too much of a head start, and her night vision was not nearly as good Sesshomaru's. She would probably end up destroying half the forest trying to hit the minion before she could get out.
Kisb had also halted and they walked back to the camp together; Sorai still cursing her bad luck. Why? Why did the stupid minion have to make them change bodies now!? For all she knew; she could have been with Sesshomaru now! Not fair. A slight pout crossed her lips.
Kisb was having a very hard time controlling her giggling. I am sure that Sesshomaru would not appreciate her giggling; no matter how amusing Sorai's thoughts.
You are right. I also would not and do not appreciate that goofy smile and crazed childish giggling across my face; so please refrain from letting it appear.
But aren't you reading Sorai's thoughts?
I can hear them. But they seem much less amusing to me.
I find them hilarious.
Well isn't someone a bit easily amused?
Ah be quiet already!
I am not saying anything.
... (Kagome is silent)
... (Sesshomaru is silent)
I would also like to know why I am sitting about fifty feet off the ground with my brother on a tree, who still hasn't noticed and is blabbing on about the great performance you did tonight.
Oh no? Inuyasha still hasn't noticed? Stupid stupid stupid...
She ran toward where she could smell Inuyasha. A faint smell, but she could recognize it, and after a few seconds she was standing on the bottom of the tree with Inuyasha and her body sitting above.
"Come down now!" she called, momentarily forgetting that she looked like Sesshomaru.
Inuyasha stuck out his tongue at her. "Make me!" he taunted, pulling (who he thought was) Kagome closer, so he could grab her and jump if the time came.
"Sit boy." She opened her eyes as she realized Inuyasha was not on the ground.
Inuyasha flew down. "Wait a second...You're Kagome again?" She nodded.
He dropped Sikb's hand as if it were on fire. Sikb smirked.
Inuyasha looked aghast. "You mean that I have been telling all our future ways—to-embarrass-Sesshomaru plans to SESSHOMARU?!"
She nodded again, slightly amused. He didn't notice until now. How funny.
Inuyasha grabbed Kisb's hand and did the only thing he could think of to escape a dangerous Sesshomaru's wrath where fighting him was not an option.
He tried to run back to the camp. But it didn't work because Sikb had just said two very dangerous words. "Fluffy, sit." They both at once got acquainted with the ground.
Sikb walked off in front of them.
Inuyasha grinned. "At least you know how awful it is now to get sat."
Kisb said, "I already knew, seeing as I had successfully gotten squished under a subdued person two times now!"
Inuyasha put his chin on his hand.
Kisb spoke up. "What exactly were you talking about up there?"
Inuyasha replied, "Our plan about what to do when we got back to camp, and how much success the entire thing had gone off with...and how we were gonna like annoying Sorai and Sesshomaru..."
"Inuyasha, did you see Sorai's attack back there?"
He shook his head.
"We really should try not to get her mad. I think she's a wind dragon demon or something and a really strong one too. She flicks her fan and entire waves of wind-made daggers come flying out."
"Wow"
"Yeah wow...so unless we trust her not to kill us, it is best if we stay out of her way for now."
"Yep, probably a good idea."
"Sesshomaru on the other hand though..."
Inuyasha grinned.
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So this is the second and the first part of the entire chapter...the one I posted before included.
I think that my resolution for longer chapters is ahem going a bit TOO far...I mean this is a fourteen page chapter at font size TEN!
Oh well... it's fun this way too...
Now review, please...and give some feedback on if the chapters should stay this long or they were better a quarter of this.
Also if this chapter made sense, there are a lot of new plots being revealed here.
Thanks for reading!
Oh, I use the word 'bishounen' in the same context as Lady Lightningblade in 'true confession of a demon'.
Check it out, it's really funny.
Thanks to those who reviewed; and those who didn't, I wish you would...
Oh well, Airpeeps, Meshi Gohiku and 4-ever Disturbed, thanks so much fro being so quick to review and reviewing very time! Thanx again, and now I shall respond to your reviews as promised.
Airpeeps: plz don't stop writing long reviews, they are awesome! And believe me, when my friend made me watch the episode with sesshomaru in it for the first time; that was what I was thinking too! Glad you liked those parts, and I hope you have enjoyed this chapter too!
Meshi Gohiku: nah...I hope you like this chapter and keep reviewing plz, seeing as you have reviewed on like almost everyone of my chapters! Many, many thanks (sorry I don't really do hugs...)!
4-ever Disturbed: thank you! And say thanks to your friend and tell her I will hopefully keep it up, and try to keep making this story funny for all of you. By the way, isn't your friend on fanfiction?
Thanx again to everyone who bothered to read, and thanx to those who reviewed. Enjoy until next time!
Oh yeah, and check out the 'confession of a demon' until i put up the next chapter...which will be very soon, probably a day later. Tata!