Lady Fate's beloved
"It's not fair!" Naraku whined fro the umpteenth time in his room. "Why do I have to clean my damn room?" he asked himself again.
Oh quit whining and do your work! His conscious complained.
Naraku sighed and picked up another kimono off the floor; grouching. Damn this! I have to clean my room now or be grounded for life! "I hate you mother!" he screamed in a moment of sheer agony.
"And I love you too darling!" a voice called back from afar.
Naraku glanced at his newly started project. He had only gotten through an eight of the contents littering the floor and it was almost night time. There was everything from books, to underwear, to clothes, to some kind of weird blackish purple glittery stuff in a jar. He picked up the latter; cautiously unscrewing the lid. He wrinkled his nose in disgust. This stuff smelled! He poked his hand at the goop; now a strange more pale color. It coated his hand and he discovered; much to his delight; that he could change his hand's appearance at will. "Wow! A dragon claw; now fish fins or deer hooves or like cat paws!" he exclaimed as a small, handsome man (human) entered the room.
"How's my sunshine doing?" (a/n : I know that sounds weird...but it's all good I think!) he asked Naraku; scraping him into a big bear hug despite the fact that he was rather scrawny.
Naraku made a movement to squirm inside the man's chest. "Fine!" he managed to stammer.
The man let his go. "So, what are you up to, son?"
"Mommy says I have to clean my room!" Naraku pouted; wriggling his eyebrows.
"That you do!" The man exclaimed heartily.
Naraku, seeing that his human father was to be of no help to him now; sighed, and picking him up by the shoulders, dropped him out of the room.
"I just guess Im going to have to abandon the Inu group for now to clean my #&! room!" He was struck across the head by a triumphant looking beaver demon servant by the name of Hatu. Hatu stood there; his brown shiny hair spread all over his forehead in a messy hair cut, a round brown face peering from under. His tail had morphed into a type of armor all around his waist; like a brown, hard skirt. He was wearing a white kimono (a/n I have no idea what guy servants wear...could someone enlighten me?), with the red emblem of Naraku's family servants on it.
"The mistress said I have to keep you from swearing too much and not doing your work." he yawned as Naraku turned an accusing finger on him.
Naraku simmered silently. First they make him clean his room; and now be controlled by servants! There was a limit!
"I despise you Hatu! Get outta my room!" Naraku screamed; throwing a tantrum like a deranged child to which Hatu only yawned again.
Hatu looked down (not that Hatu was tall; but Naraku was short! Like a head below Hatu). "Aw, baby Naraku is throwing a tantrum? Don't worry! I'll call up mommy up soon! Don't you worry!" he said; barely controlling his laughter while stroking Naraku's head.
Naraku leapt up, horrified. "No! Not mommy!"
Hatu smiled an evil grin.
Naraku leaped on top of Hatu and covered his mouth. Hatu had a look of amusement in his eyes which made Naraku shudder. He fell backwards, Naraku on top of him. Then using both hands; he tickled Naraku's sides ruthlessly.
Naraku gasped in pain and laughter. "No! Stop it! DADDY!"
Mr. Naraku's dad opened the door. Taking a look at Hatu torturing Naraku; he shook his head. "'tis not my place dear!" he said evilly and sat down on the bed.
"KOHAKU! HELP!" Naraku screeched.
A small head poked around the door. Kohaku had a puzzled look on his face but when he saw the scenario his face broke into a huge grin. "Yes, older brother?" he said; resisting the urge to catcall as Naraku giggled.
"I didn't call you here to ask you stand there? GET THIS DAMN HATU OFF ME!" he bellowed.
Another person was added to the party. Ataru sped up to the doorway of Naraku's room; almost knocking over Kohaku over in the process. "Sorry mister. And Naraku! How many times must you be told not to swear around Kohaku?" he lectured a rolling-on-the-floor-crazily Naraku.
He craned his neck down.
Naraku looked up expectantly. Ataru looked majestic and heroic standing there with his brother torturing Naraku. He was almost his brother's copy; but was an inch taller and had a brown spiral marking on his forehead instead of the vertical stripes by his eyes like his brother had. Ataru's tail was also darker in shade then his brothers; and he was older. But the description did not matter to Naraku. What mattered was the beaver demon lying on him and tickling him to insanity.
Naraku had had it. "HATU, YOU SON OF A B#, GET THE F OFF ME! EVIL RETARD! STUPID BASTARD! SON OF A S&!" Naraku's voice floored them all. Hatu stood up; grinning and backed away. Naraku had so conveniently forgotten that Kohaku was in the room and his mother was in the house, in hopes of ending his torture. Well too bad really, Hatu thought. 'cause his torture is only beginning.
He stood innocently by the door with his brother while Daddy tried to somehow convince Kohaku to permanently forget those BAD, BAD, OH SO BAD, words.
Naraku's mother raged up the stairs as the beaver brothers took hold of Kohaku and Daddy and did a graceful dolphin dive, under the bed. "This is not for young eyes to see!" Ataru whispered fiercely to Kohaku; who was lying on top his stomach as he was on his back under the bed. (a/n: I know there were no beds in that time Japan, but I couldn't resist adding this)
"What about me?" Daddy complained to Ataru; squeezing through Hatu's death grip.
"You'll have nightmares." Ataru replied coolly.
That shut him up.
Naraku gulped. He knew what was coming. He shuddered thinking of the fury his mother would be in. they had left him to fend for himself. He hated when they deserted him like this; but hen again, in his mother's rages; no one was stupid enough to get in between her and her soon-to-be-dead target.
At least I'm done cleaned my room, he thought. He took another look around the room and gasped. Oh shit! He was not stupid enough to say it out loud this time.
I only did a quarter before that Grrrr... HATU DISTURBED ME! He thought; simmering.
He assumed a begging position and put on his most pitiful face complete with eyes brimming with tears, just as his mother stormed in.
"Naraku!" she said in a dangerously calm voice. Ataru covered Kohaku's eyes.
"Im so sorry mother; I didn't mean to but Hatu was tickling me and Kohaku wasn't even here! He's outside!" Naraku blurted everything out; lying through his teeth.
He knew that if his mother somehow believed that Kohaku didn't hear him; he would suffer much less. Its not like she could smell him though. Even his father, or Kohaku, or HE himself had a better nose then enchantress demons. And luckily for him; his mother was from the Ch'onre (A/n: pronounce it Shonr'e) clan, one of the largest sorcerer clans in demon society. Not that it made her weak or anything; she was still pretty strong without her magic. But when it came to smell; Naraku triumphed.
She looked at him suspiciously, then deciding to believe his wide eyes; softened her expression.
"All right dear. But I don't want you swearing. OK?"
"OK! Mommy!" he sat by her with his tongue out like a little lap dog.
She turned and exited. Kohaku leaped out from under the bed as soon as he saw his 'brother' assume a reasonably dignified position. (Not on rolling on the floor)
Naraku breathed a sigh of relief. "Damn that was a close one! Crap! Seriously, she had me scared shitless!"
Sorcerer demons have very poor noses; but their ears were adequate enough. And in this case, Naraku's mother's ears were definitely sharp enough to hear what her son had said. She approached the room again. Ataru leapt for Kohaku; but missed and had to slide under the bed without him.
She threw open the door and stood there; hands on her hips, while Naraku gulped.
"Kohaku! Under the bed! NOW!" he whispered hoarsely. But his mother was too fast for him. She saw Kohaku standing there in his innocent face; and she saw Naraku, looking guilty as hell.
And that's how the whole stupid do-chores-as-penalty-for-swearing-in-Kohakus-presence-and-beg-him-to-forgive-you-before-your-mother-slaughters-you-with-overworking-while-she-sits-there-getting-a peticure-by-Ataru-and-a-manicure-by-Hatu-who-are-silently-trying-to-be-sober-and-hide-their-laughter-at-your-misfourtune punishment came underway.
Oh how Lady Fate LOVES me! Naraku thought dryly.
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"Kohaku! Enough already!" Naraku complained.
Kohaku smiled evilly. He had no intention of forgiving his big brother just yet. He would get his punishment.
Naraku stood to the side and reviewed his position. Not good. Kohaku still hadn't forgiven him yet; and the house had never looked cleaner.
Why did I capture Kohaku in the first place? Oh, yeah...for the slayer...but hat was before mom and dad found out about him hidden in the servant quarters and fell in LOVE with him. Then suddenly I wake up one day and he is my (adopted) brother! They're in love with the little guy! Look at them!
It makes me sick; all the cooing and Ugh! I sure wouldn't want to be in his place right now! Naraku thought; stroking his hair.
Kohaku ran over. "Tell you what, bro, I'll forgive you if you agree to play with me! OK?"
Naraku looked up from his work. He saw no trickery on Kohaku's face; just innocence, and enjoyment. "Fine." He grumbled; trying to hide the relief that still flooded into his voice.
He dashed upstairs with Kohaku. "So; what do you want to do?" he asked once they were seated on Naraku's bedroom floor.
"I dunno; how 'bout we annoy someone?" Kohaku responded.
Naraku grinned. You could never tell Kohaku was adopted.
"Who?"
"Well...how about Ataru? Or Hatu? Maybe Tari?"
"The Golden Oldie?"
"Sure!"
They snuck peeked outside the door. Tari was there; his pale hand clutching a tray.
"What do we do?" Kohaku whispered.
Naraku grinned. "The oldest trick in the book!"
"Oh hell yeah!"
Naraku stared at him. "what?" Kohaku asked, squirming under Naraku's penetrating, unbelieving gaze.
"You...swore..." Naraku managed weakly. He had started to brainstorm his will.
Kohaku covered his mouth. "Oops! Ok...you never heard that!" he said; and smiled sheepishly. Naraku felt like slamming his head on the wall. Repeatedly.
Here was the reason he wasn't allowed to swear and being constantly punished for it, swearing himself! This is outrageous! Life is unfair...a wise man's words came back to him. He wanted to go and shoot the man with pointed needles while he crucified him right now. If he could find him. Life is soooo unfair! There was there that positively malevolent expression again! Gah! Why was that person after his BLOOD?!
"um...Bro Naraku?" Kohaku tapped his shoulder hesitantly when he saw Naraku was pounding the floor. "WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW?" Naraku screamed. Today was not his day. Because Kohaku was feeling sarcastic.
"what I want? A whole shit load of stuff...my Xmas list... Oh crap, I swore again, didn't I? Twice? Gah! Crap! OH no! Crud! HOLY SHIT WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?" Kohaku yelled, panicking and clasping his hands over his mouth. Naraku cried harder.
"Ok, I need to divert my self! Um... royal swan torture?" he said a bit hysterically; ready to do anything to keep himself form swearing again. He went out and stuck his foot out in the way of a passing majestic, forever graceful Tari. What a surprise. He didn't look all too graceful falling splat on his face spilling tea all over the floor and himself. He gave an acute stare to Kohaku who squirmed and ran back inside.
After locking the door; Kohaku sat down by a still pouting Naraku. "So, what do we do now?" he asked after a moment' silence.
Naraku pondered over the question. They couldn't go out of the room for fear being murdered by Tari who Kohaku gracefully tripped. They could stay here and die of brain starvation (boredom)...or they could torture someone. But who?
Naraku gasped. He had been so stupid. THE INU GROUP WHO ELSE?! All he had to do was to make sure that Kohaku didn't see Sango from up close; and Kohaku would carry on his legacy of torture when he was murdered by his mother one day! Perfect!
"Hey Kohaku? Wanna torture someone?" Naraku asked; springing up, a mischievous look in his eye.
"Hell yeah...damn...shit...WHAT THE CRAP AGAIN?!"
Naraku stifled a laugh. "I think it's best if you keep your mouth shut for now; or like get killed by mom. Or rather you'd get me killed, and go have fun with your plushies! At least be quiet until you get over your little swearing phase!" Oh god this will be a VERY difficult time for my survival in this house...why must Lady Fate detest me?
Coming out of his reverie; Naraku called Kohaku over to his side table, where the little white stone was placed. "Behold, Kohaku, the little white stone!" he added a flourish in his voice. "Huh?" was Kohaku's reply. "Its a little white rock, Naraku." He said, matter-of-factly.
"I know its a little white rock."
If you know it's a little white rock then why are you so..."
"So what?"
"So cooing over the little white rock!"
"I do not coo." Naraku said, as dignified as possible.
"Over little white rocks, yes you do."
"Do not."
"Over the little white rock!"
"Will you stop saying that already?"
"What?"
"Little white rock!"
"Why?"
"It's annoying!"
"Really?"
"YES!"
"I will not say little white rock again. Not another little white rock shall come out of this throat. Not another little white rock shall pass these lips!"
Naraku
grunted; annoyed. "It keeps passing those lips!"
"What?
Mine?"
"Yes!"
"Did another little white rock pass these lips again? Another little white rock? Did it?" Kohaku was enjoying himself immensely.
Naraku groaned. What does everyone see in this guy? Sango is willing to sacrifice her life for him, and mom and dad are obsessed with him! Am i the only one sane left?!
He hopped over to the other side of the bed and stroked the rock. At once it's white complexion cleared and it showed a grassy road. The outer edges of the image were turned, as if looking through half opened eyes. Kohaku gasped. "Wow...holy-" he gave a grateful glance to Naraku who had held his hand over Kohaku's mouth; and not a moment too soon.
"Yep, I know it's awesome...just watch how we torture these people next!"
"Are they like your enemies or something?" Kohaku asked. He still did have a conscious that didn't like mindless pain.
"Um...yeah...that guy!" he pointed to Inuyasha walking with Kagome on his back. "Um... he was my worst enemy in school!" Naraku lied. If he didn't come up with something that Kohaku could comprehend and understood; he was in for it. In for what you ask. In for HELL. From his family. So best make up a tale...
"What did he do to you?" Kohaku asked; curious.
"Um...he...cut off my hair and ...um...Then stole my lunch! That evil idiot!" He was lucky. Kohaku had bough every comma of his lie, and now had a look of sympathy on his face when he looked at Naraku.
"and that girl on his back; well she used to make faces at me all the time and that guy, the one with the awesome hair-"
"Irresistible." Kohaku interrupted.
"Alluring."
"Amazing."
"Splendid."
"Cool."
"Remarkable."
"Awe-inspiring."
"Shiny."
"Long."
"Silky."
"Glossy."
"Sleek."
"Lustrous..."
"Radiant"
"Fabulous.."
"Extraordinary..."
"Drool-able"
"-hair!" Naraku finished. "Well, yes, him, he's that evil lunch stealer's brother. He deserves to be tortured too...he...um... pushed me off a cliff once!"
Kohaku's eyes widened. "Off a cliff?" he asked, dumbstruck. "Well, it was more like a pile of books...but anyway!" he snapped to attention.
Trying to avoid the pity Kohaku was practically flinging at him; Naraku proceeded to explain how exactly they were to torture the Lord and the miko this fine day.
By the time he was finished; Kohaku had tears of joy in his eyes.
So Naraku willed Ugly Bunny to swap them.
START OF EVENTS WITHIN THE LITTLE WHITE STONE
The Inu group was walking down the road; as usual. A very treacherous road it was; complete with the scorching sun and everything. Inuyasha, Kagome and Kouga were walking side by side. Sesshomaru was ahead with Sorai trailing him. Sango and Miroku were at the very back; with Shippo and Kirara with them.
There was complete silence for once in the normally very rowdy group. Kagome was humming something and everyone else was lost in their thoughts, staring into space.
Then Kagome started to softly sing the lyrics, breaking the silence, looking as though completely enjoying herself. Although her voice was quite low; it was full of energy and happiness.
Hey!
Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
Kouga and Inuyasha both looked her way.
No
way! No way!
No, it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I
want to be your girlfriend
"What the?" escaped them.
You're
so fine
I want you mine
you're so delicious
"Really?" Kouga asked. Inuyasha blushed and looked away pointedly.
I
think about ya all the time
you're so addictive
Don't you
know what I could do to make you feel alright?
Inuyasha was turning redder by the passing second; and Kouga was grinning like an idiot. Kagome still hadn't noticed she was singing out loud, however quietly.
Don't
pretend I think you know I'm damn precious
And Hell Yeah
I'm
the #& princess
Inuyasha grumbled, "And she says I swear!"
I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right
Inuyasha for some very strange reason was looking relieved.
I
can see the way, I see the way you look at me
And even when you
look away I know you think of me
Inuyasha was staring at her now. How the hell does she know all that? Oh well...just saved me the trouble of telling her! He thought happily.
I
know you talk about me all the time again and again
So come over
here, tell me what I want to hear
Kouga scooted closer while Inuyasha tried to make it look like he was moving further though he actually closed in.
Better yet make your girlfriend disappear
"I don't even have a girlfriend!" Inuyasha and Kouga whispered simultaneously to Kagome; who was still in her reverie.
In
a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
Cause I can, cause I
can do it better
There's no other
So when's it gonna sink
in?
She's so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?!
"Who?" kouga and Inuyasha both asked softly.
And the next thing Kohaku and Naraku saw; was Sesshomaru (or his body anyway) singing.
Sorai was looking at him; dumbstruck, and Inuyasha and Kouga were still staring at Kagome (or her body).
Kisb continued singing.
You're
so fine
I want you mine
You're so delicious
Sorai looked away.
I
think about ya all the time
You're so addictive
Don't you
know what I could do to make you feel alright?
Now Sorai was worried as well as blushing a seashell pink. She liked him saying that about her (obviously it was about her!), but maybe he wasn't feeling that good... the entire song absolutely CLASHED against his personality... heart pounding she tapped him on the shoulder.
"Lord Sesshomaru?" she whispered apprehensively.
Kisb opened her eyes. "You don't have to call me lord...hey hey you..." she said, not really paying attention.
Sorai almost fainted when she heard that.
Too bad really all moments have to end. Kisb just caught up to her own her words. "What...lord?...pft...ak! I'm HIM again!" she said for only Sorai to hear. She caught up immediately.
Sorai couldn't help feeling let down...she had seriously believed that Sesshomaru was saying that to her. This isn't funny! She thought; a bit sad at her own high flying expectation's sharp downfall. Here she was, all hopeful, and only turned out to be Kagome!! Why? Not fair! I... was...so...happy... if it weren't for her demon mask she would have been crying right now. She looked pointedly straight ahead; trying not to think.
Meanwhile, behind them, Kouga and Inuyasha were still glancing back at kagome now and then. Then Kouga decide to take matters in his own hands. He put his arm around Sikb; grinning at a furiously jealous Inuyasha. Sikb perked up; but before he time to anything; Kouga looked straight in the eye with a look of affection and tapping Kagome's chin; said, "What are you talking about? You know you're the only one for me!"
That caught sikb off guard. He spluttered and pushing off Kouga's arm, shuddered and then spluttered some more. "What the? Get your arm off me wolf, or your arm won't be attached to your shoulder, next time you look." He said in a dangerously cold voice. Kouga looked heartbroken, while Inuyasha, who had realized what had happened; tried to stifle his laughs.
Kouga continued "I'm sorry Kagome, I didn't mean to rush you." He patted a glaring Sikb's shoulder and continued walking; looking away deliberately, a look of pure sadness on his the wolf's handsome features. (a/n: yeah, I know, he's a rival, but a good looking one!)
Inuyasha was still sniggering uncontrollably to the side until Sikb looked at him and asked, "Inuyasha, do you insist upon giggling like little girl 24/7?" Inuyasha snorted. It sounded so funny coming from Kagome! (Or her body)
Inuyasha tripped over his own feet and fell in front of sikb.
Sikb knelt down. "You know what, next time spend all of your concentration on walking straight." And delicately stepped over Inuyasha and sniffed. Wow kagome must really be mad at Inuyasha...despite my shooing...this does increase my chances with Kagome...
Sikb groaned. Why must being kagome be so... difficult? Now the wolf was probably going to go and commit suicide...not that he cared but Kagome would 'fluffy' him to eternity. Speaking of subduing...time to have a bit of fun.
"Going to sit?" he asked Sorai innocently. Inuyasha, just as Sorai had shifted back, had shifted foreword to be with Kisb. Kouga was still oblivious to the whole swap. Inuyasha did a face plant in the ground upon hearing his word.
Ugh...Sesshomaru! Bastard!
He smirked.
Whddya do that for?
I'm trying to amuse myself here, seeing as you people are the least amusing life forms on the planet.
She glared at him.
Wow...my glare is really intimidating isn't it? Too bad it doesn't work on its real master.
Aren't you in high spirits?
I'm sitting my brother. I see why it turns you on... who can not be in high spirits while subduing him?
Ah... drunk on the power of the rosary aren't you?
Quite.. say... want to stop now?
That's a new one. You're asking me to stop?
Seeing that you are ahead, then yes.
Well since you are changing your role, I will too. No.
Reason?
Because I simply get satisfaction with making you as frustrated as you make me.
You have no idea.
I have many of them.
Of what?
Ideas!
Look, are you going to stop or not?
Hm... let me think. No!
I was waiting for that miko. He raised his voice and said, "Fluffy!"
Kisb ended up acquainted with the floor.
Isn't your reputation going when you subdue your won body? After all Sorai is here...
No. She knows it's me here. And with that he headed off track, the rest following( except Inuyasha and Kisb who were still on the ground.)
END OF EVENTS WITHIN THE LITTLE WHITE STONE
Naraku and Kohaku were under the bed, tears sliding out of their eyes; on their elbows and knees. Bu the tears were not of sadness. On the contrary, they were tears of joy. The joy gotten in watching another episode of kagome-sesshomaru switch-o-rama.
"That was... so...funny!" Kohaku gasped for the umpteenth time.
"I...know..." Naraku panted back, also for the umpteenth time. "Getting everyone subdued is sooo much fun!"
"Yep! THE POWER OF THE ROSARY!" he laughed.
Playing in the background as Naraku and Kohaku froliced in the sunny flower filled fields...
F is friends who do stuff together...
U is for u and ME!...
N is for anywhere anytime at all here in the deep blue sea...
Dum dum daddum dum dumdum dumudum dum dum dum daaa dum...
But Naraku and Kohaku were too busy laughing the sanity out of themselves to notice it...even when prancing in the friendship fields...
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Hatu knocked on the bedroom door. "The mistress is calling you down to dinner." He said his mouth right by the door. Strange...Naraku is always hungry... he usually doesn't even have to be called!
He entered the room to see Kohaku's and Naraku's legs protruding out from under the bed. He smirked. Oh he loved his job.
He went over and kicked Naraku's foot with his boot. Hard. Thump. It jet in fast, causing a certain person's knee to hit the bottom of the bed. Another thump was heard. Then when Naraku tried to get up really fast; stupidly forgetting where he was, a third satisfying thump was heard when his skull crashed into the bottom of the bed.
Hatu sniggered as he kindly helped Kohaku out form under the bed.
Naraku finally resurfaced. "Damn you.." he began, but stopped abruptly at the sight of Hatu pointing to Kohaku. Hatu was right. Kohaku was already having a fierce swearing phase without him teaching him more word to add to the list.
"Come downstairs for dinner." Hatu said, and then exited.
After a moment of Naraku rubbing his head, knee AND foot (quite hard to do at once), the door swung open.
This time a fierce looking maid entered. The part of her that looked like a maid was the robes, other wise it was dictator all the way. Naraku shuddered and Kohaku cowered behind him.
"Master Naraku. The mistress has requested your presence at the dinner table."
She said boldly.
Naraku examined the figure standing in front of him. Now this was SCARY. Se had a crude greenish yellow hair color with a sharp cut up to her chin. Her eyes were piercingly green and her pale skin had no markings to show she was a demon. Her aura though...man, her aura was a different thing altogether! It was twinged with... a feeling that she was not be messed with, and extremely pungent. She smelled strongly of sharp wild berries and an immensely fast waterfall, rough and strong.
"Yeah...coming..." he said meekly. "Who are you?"
"My apologies." She said, looking all the more terrifying, her shoulders at a proud height, not by any circumstances sorry.
"I am known as Katana. I am newly employed in your household."
Without waiting for an answer, she turned around, did a Nazi salute, and as exiting said coldly, "Have a good life."
That was scary. Kohaku asked, "Does that mean she id going to kill us, or is she just weird in that way?"
Naraku shook his head and laughed shakily. "I honestly have no frikin' idea..."
Lady Fate adores me so much that she's given me yet ANOTHER thing to fear in my own household...I don't want your love! You hear that ya B&?
And an erratic laughing sound was heard, then, Oh now, Naraku, darling...I can never forget you! You're my beloved!
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Lady Fate's beloved...That was a good one! This was a LONG chapter (12 PAGES!); but funny (I hope). People are seriously obsessed with Sesshomaru's hair; aren't they? I don't blame them! Was this chapter funny? Do you think I gave a good insight into Naraku's day?
Did anyone notice that Katana's name means sword, or blade? She is really sharp and like...strong so I thought that would fit now matter how weird it sounds.
I hope this makes up for the gaps I've been taking with Naraku during the story..if not...forgive me!
Oh, and you might have guessed by now... I LOVE SPONGEBOB! Does anyone else here think he's brilliant despite being made for five year olds?
Please give me some answers here! It's what makes or breaks me people! Please!
And another thing, i out up a one shot called 'inuyasha meets lice shampoo'. Please read it and tell me how it is!
Note :- Naraku and Kohaku do not know about the mind reading ability, they did not hear anything in italics. The rest, yes, they enjoyed.
Ah. Yes... to keep AlOT of unwanted things off my back:-
DISCALIMER: I do not own Inuyasha, Avril Lavinge's song 'girlfriend' or Sponge Bob or his "F is for fun' song. Pity. Life is just SO unfair! Naraku should really get around to killing that old geezer already...
Another thing:-
Airpeeps:- dont worry...i wont kill you...until you've died of laughter that is! Hope you liked the chapter, and keep the reviews coming!
Meshi gohiku:- seriously, where the hell do you come up with the ideas? They really are helpful...ok, so right now im like four chapters ahead of what i post so dont mind if your ideas take a while to show up! Thanx again for being such an awesome reviewer!
4-ever disturbed:- thanx, glad you liked it. I was kinda wondering why you didnt review on the last one, you do usually review on every chapter, AND I LOVE IT!
Thanx again!