Naraku's mind games
Why the National Geographic channel SHOULD have been founded five hundred years ago...
National Geographic channel
Man speaking:-
Recent research has lead to the theory that a certain intoxicating fruit tree plant first found in Africa has had roots in Japan too. Scientists from the university of Windsor have found traces of extinct organic tree matter they believe was alive about six hundred years ago. That tree; they say; went extinct in Japan due to climate change. The fruits of this particular tree have been proven to have as strong effect on the body's nervous system and the brain; comparable to other substances such as wine when dissolved in water.
Back with the Inu group
Oh dear lord.
Referring to me, miko?
No. I was referring to the god who is going to put you in hell if you don't stop right now.
Demon glade is a day off. We can cut it to half a day if we pick up the pace in this very slow group.
Do you want me to make you stop like I did that time?
He pulled over.
That's better now!
Don't get too confident, miko.
No need to fret over me; Sesshomaru! You're such a darling to worry about me all the time.
I'm not even going to grace that with an answer.
A shout was heard from behind.
"Kagome!"
She turned back as Sesshomaru steered off to find a suitable tree.
"Yes Kouga?" she asked. "Are we stopping here for tonight?" she nodded. He led her to the side. "Kagome...what you were singing that day...you did mean it right?" you sounded so good...
"What day?"
"Yesterday... You were singing a song, and then you got offended at shouted at me... I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done that... I mean if the hanyou still scares you, then I'll kill him if you want me to, alright?" Oh...That stupid Hanyou! I'll kill him. He's not letting Kagome show that she loves me...she does love me, right? She has to love me...I'll die if she doesn't...
Kagome gave a nervous laugh. She had an idea what had happened yesterday, related by a very enthusiastic Inuyasha, but hadn't gotten around to talking to kouga yet. "Um...You see... That was Sesshomaru."
"What? Switching bodies? Singing too?" Was he like singing for Sorai or something? They really do look cute together...as cute as that deathwish can get...
"Yeah...who knew he liked to sing so much?" she felt this little lie would be much better then explaining to Kouga that it was just a song and not a declaration of her love for who knows who.
He gave a laugh and hugged her. Kagome tried backing away but realized she wasn't going anywhere and stayed there. He let her go quickly, and smiled at her.
What would I ever do without you...
She smiled back half heartedly just as Inuyasha came running up; face red. He didn't say anything but rather swung her on his back abruptly and carried her away; Kouga grinning from the back and beginning to follow.
"You'll never catch me wolf!" Inuyasha howled back; now enjoying playing the catch-Kagome-game.
Inuyasha was too busy looking back to notice that Kouga had pulled up in front of him; causing him to run smack into him and quickly took Kagome and carried her in his arms as he raced around, chased by Inuyasha.
"Oh come on you guys! Please put me down! This is getting tiring and now I'm hungry! Kouga! Inuyasha! Let me go! Someone help! Sango, Miroku! Sorai?
Anyone?"
Miroku looked on. "So who do you think is going to save Kagome now?" he asked Sango. "Well, not you or me because we are having too much fun watching.." she said evilly. "And Sorai!" she called to the wind dragon who was heading off to save Kagome. "Don't save her. She's having fun with the guys...see? Screaming in joy!" Sorai raised her eyebrows but deciding it would be far more amusing to watch, stayed there.
"NO! SANGOOOO!" Kagome screamed as Inuyasha gently whisked her out of Kouga's grip.
"Stop screaming Kagome!" really, that's loud...my poor ears...
Kagome giggled and reaching over, touched them.
...my very lucky ears now...that feels good...mmm... now I know why Buyo likes being tickled under the ears... he thought as Kagome ticked him some more.
Why don't you subdue them miko?
Ah... didn't think of that! Thanks Sesshomaru!
Unluckily for her she didn't notice the smirk he had on his face right after this suggestion.
Just as she was about to subdue both of them for the cause of eating something; Kouga whiskered her away form Inuyasha's ears. So her voice came out like "want, siiiit! Aghhhhh!"
And for the who-knows-how-many-times already, Kagome again found herself the weight of two subdued people. As she was in the middle of the when she subdued them, she was stuck in the middle, with their shoulders pinning her arms and legs. All that was free was her face (thankfully) and her torso.
She wanted to scream. This was simply not fair! How many times had this happened? Goddammit! What the... Get the hell off me you freaks!!
But what she really said was, "Inuyasha, Kouga, you're kinds squishing me..."
They both tried to support their weight on their arms and legs, as to leave her free. But the subduing charm didn't really work like that. The rosary's around both of their necks simply glowed again, and pushed them into the ground and a very pissed Kagome.
"Kagome..." Kouga began tentively, meaning to apologize... but Kagome just muttered, "No comments Kouga. We are waiting this out in complete SILENCE. Understand?", she dared them to remark upon her decision. Inuyasha and Kouga gulped, wondering what had gotten into her.
Miko, you might want to get away from them for sometime.
Oh no... I love lying here, helpless...pinned under the both of them heavy freaks!
Ah! In that case, good luck.
For what?
Don't try reading their minds... they are getting...ideas...
"WHAT?!" Kagome screamed, forgetting that she had a MENTAL conversation with Sesshomaru, and there were one and a half demons lying on top of her with extremely sensitive hearing.
"NOTHING!" she yelled at Inuyasha's and Kouga's inquisitive stares and rubbing of ears.
Sesshomaru smirked. As said before, Kagome was more amusing then she knew...
She of course, like Inuyasha, excelled at paying no heed to other's comments and at once started to read the minds of the two people she was currently, unfortunately pinned underneath.
Kouga, what the hell did you do to your hair...its all rough, like how long ago have you washed it?
Inuyasha you twit; I wonder why you keep your hair long... doesn't it get in the way or anything...or like feel girly?
This is so damn not fair! My bastard brother had a fluffy tail that he can touch all the time, Kouga the moron has a tail he can touch all the time...or not...and I GET DOG EARS! Goddammit!! I want a tail too...I can't even touch my ears without looking really demented...
Are not! She thought, wishing she could stick her tongue at Sesshomaru without eating Inuyasha's hair. That had happened once before on one of her squished-under –a-subdued-person adventures...she liked Inuyasha's hair...but eating it...(shudders)...anyway... They wouldn't...they're nice...right?
I got you there.
As a matter of fact you are quite a jittery human. Nervous too...
You idiotic bastard!
Mind your language.
Rin isn't even here, and couldn't hear us if she were!
You are addressing a Lord.
Pft. Like I care.
I see Inuyasha has rubbed off you too much. Literally, he thought surveying the hanyou struggling not to hurt her with his weight.
SHUT UP!
Last I recalled, I wasn't saying anything.
Wait a sec... you're the moronic, leg pulling, treacherous, mutant disgrace to salamander whelps that told me to subdue them in the first place!
That is quite an ingenious one...disgrace to salamander whelps...fits Inuyasha perfectly... must remember to use it...
Kagome groaned. Why the hell was this certain dog demon lord so damn aggravating?! He was worse then Naraku!? Well...maybe not...gotta give him points for the hair...
After a long and extremely annoying silence the charm finally wore off. Kouga was off in a second, pulling Inuyasha off and helping her up. Brushing her skirt, "thanks.." she gave a strained smiled to both of them and then ran over to the opposite end of the field. There was NO WAY she was getting involved this time. Quite far away from her target, she raised her voice and yelled, "FLUFFY!"
She was pleased to find herself upright, and a certain a VERY annoying demon Lord face down in the dirt. Score! I guess my luck just doesn't let me subdue them from up-close...oh well...
She wandered off to the smell of cooking rabbit (courtesy Miroku).
After a uneventful dinner (as uneventful as this group could get; which included Inuyasha getting sat for swearing around Shippo, another very interesting mental conversation, an almost unconscious monk, angry Sango, Kouga getting subdued for trying to egg Inuyasha into a fight in the middle of dinner, Sorai and Sesshomaru having a VERY boring conversation about the state of his castle...boring to everyone but Inuyasha and Kagome who kept on sending amused glances toward Sesshomaru. Needless to say he tried to attack Inuyasha after that and that resulted in his getting 'fluffied'. And all this through dinner. The rabbit would get insulted. Or rather rabbits...they ate alot too... Sheesh people cant you eat in peace?!) Sango wandered off to fetch water. There was a pond not too far away with an odd looking tree hanging over it. She ignored her surroundings as she focused on getting water in a plastic bucket Kagome had gotten from her era.
The bucket smelled of new plastic, but since most things from Kagome's era smelled like this, Sango shrugged it off and scooped up water to carry it back to a very thirsty group. The rabbits had been quite dry...
"Finally Sango! That took you forever!" a voice rang out.
Sighing, she poured everyone water. "Wait." Sesshomaru halted them. "What is this queer smell coming form the water?" he asked suspiciously eyeing them all.
"Probably the smell of the plastic bucket." Inuyasha offered. Sesshomaru shrugged. Fine with him.
Inuyasha was right. Partly. There was some smell of the bucket...but also some of the intoxicating fruit that had fallen in the pond and dissolved. National geographic channel should have been invented five hundred years ago...wine-like affects indeed...Oh wow... (a/n: once again... I AM EVIL!! MUWAHAHA!!)
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Almost at once, Miroku felt a burning desire to drink more...it tasted just like normal water...but so GOOD for some reason. He hiccupped and put his glass forward. "Fill!" he said a bit woozily and fuzzily noticed that everyone else was also drinking way more water then usual.
Over to his left, the dog brothers and the wolf with Shippo on his shoulder, showed the effects a bit later, but nevertheless, they did appear.
Sesshomaru noticed something wrong...he didn't have the usual control over his body and mind...it wandered freely (his mind not his body). Hm...this water tastes good...what...water? Tasting good?...I think there was something in this drink...or in bunny rabbit I ate...Heh bunny rabbit...I remember what Inuyasha said to me for that one! And that positively amusing game of 'spin the bottle' as the miko called it...spin...pin...Rin...OMG! Where is Rin? He looked around a bit frantically before remembering that Rin was in his castle.
Oh...yeah...Rin is with jaken...Jaken...that demon green toad...toad...load...road...hm...I wonder how much road is left to demon glade...glade...shade...blade...I really should teach Inuyasha how to wield that blade of his...and how to shave properly...he doesn't have a barber like I do and is getting scruffy (a/n: he wasn't, it just looked like it to Sesshomaru's drunk eyes, I wouldn't make Inuyasha scruffy!)...scruffy...puffy...duffy...fluffy...OMG I HAVE A FLUFFY TAIL!
Let's leave the drunk lord to his fantasies. He was however sober enough to know that he wasn't feeling good, and refrained from moving to prevent loss of control over his body. His thoughts were a different thing altogether.
Meanwhile, Kagome was reading his thoughts, but her own were too screwed up to think anything about them. Casting a glance across, she thought woozily hmm...Inuyasha has cute ears...like a dog...or buyo...I wonder what he's doing right now...
Who?
Buyo.
Who?
My cat Sesshy...
Sesshomaru didn't even notice her nickname for him. You have a cat?
Yep he's really fat...like Inuyasha...
Inuyasha is fat?
No...
You just said...
Did I?
Yes...yes...no...low...slow... Inuyasha eats so slow!
Does not...does he?
I dunno...hey, is this cat like a cat cat or a demon cat?
Like Kilala?
What like Kilala?
Where is Kilala?
Over there.
She's so cute!
I never thought you'd be thinking that, Sesshy...
She is...all small and fluffy...I should get a demon firecat for Rin...she doesn't have a pet...
Isn't Jaken her pet?
He hardly qualifies as cute...unless I'm beating the shit out of him, he's not pitiful either...
Why do you?
Do what?
Beat the crap out of him?
It's fun.
Oh. I imagine it is.
You bet it is! Even Rin thinks its fun...
Rin has good taste...
Not all the time... I mean she doesn't even like smoked deer! Smoked deer is the best thing in the world! It's all smoky...and smoky...and deer!
Uhuh...
Smoky deer...smoky deer...me love smoky deer... (a/n: yes, Sesshy drank quite alot of 'water'! XD!)
He suddenly yelled out really loud, "ME LOVE SMOKY DEER!"
But most other life forms around him were too stoned themselves to care. That is except for Sorai. Haven refused water, she was more thankful then ever she wasn't thirsty. As she observed the surroundings, she quickly concluded the water was the culprit and threw the water that was left in the bucket on the ground, to the dismay of Miroku, who wailed.
She sighed. Great, now she was stuck with her drunk crush and a whole hoard of drunken people. Not that most of them acted more mature when not drunk...but still...Just her luck...
Sorai sighed again. This was going to be one LONG night...but if she remembered correctly...Kagome did keep that cam-eer-a thing in her bag...she should be able to operate it right? It shouldn't be too hard...she had seen her do it once...while taking a picture of Miroku drooling while he slept to ridicule him. Well if ridiculing was all it was used for...then...hehe...well, she had to do something to keep herself occupied...right? She was going to make a moving picture of them all, and let them all see it all later...oh boy... this is gonna be fun!
She was so ecstatic about the prospect of having a bit of fun, that she felt that she too was intoxicated before she checked herself for signs for the water. Nop, her throat was still dry and she could think straight...mostly...if one didn't notice the warped ideas about the camera...oh boy...
Sorai grinned like a mischievous child. Oh boy oh boyboyoboyoboyboy...awesome!
She rummaged through Kagome's bag off to the side. After a few seconds she found what she wanted...needed, as well as a bottle of coke which she tasted and like immensely, as well as a permanent marker. She figured that the marker would have some use...shrugging, she tucked it under her robes as she cautiously lifted the cover off the camera, careful not to scratch it with her claws. On the silver contraption, she saw a large black button with on/off written on it in neat kanji.
(a/n: lets just pretend that cameras do have kanji written on them)
She pressed it cautiously and felt a surge of triumph as the lens came out, with a curious groan. She flipped to the way she had seen Kagome hold it, with the button up. She peered closer. A button said video. Hmm... maybe what they called moving pictures? She pressed the button, holding her breath. She didn't want to wreck anything but some of this group's pride.
At once, from behind a black spot lightened and she could see what was in front of her through there. Incredible! This was amazing! She wondered vaguely where Kagome got items like this...next she pressed a button which said 'flash.' A beep sound was heard. Cursing under her breath, she pressed the button which said 'start/stop' another beep was heard. The letters flashed across the screen and said, 'recording now!'
She cackled in triumph. Hah! She did it! This was no biggie! She could figure this out, piece of cake!
She turned to the group, and recorded them for all she was worth; pausing to make sure they didn't hurt themselves too badly. Oh hehehehe...
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The next morning, they all woke up in very awkward positions. Sorai was on top of a tree, looking dignified, despite the fact dragon demons weren't meant to climb trees and she was scared stiff before she fell asleep.
Miroku was sleeping with his back resting on Kouga's, while Kouga clutched the monk's staff. Sesshomaru was resting somewhat gracefully with Inuyasha on his yards of tail, wrapped up and snuggling in the fluff. Sango was asleep with Shippo and Kagome, up the other tree, (no matter how they had gotten there). Shippo was on top Sango and Kilala was on top on Kagome, who was sleeping next to Sango, on a nearby branch.
Sorai, now fully awake, chuckled. She whipped out the camera and took a full survey of the sleeping arrangements focusing on Inuyasha and Sesshomaru. They look so cute together! She thought sweetly. Awww...the demon brothers...she even took a few non moving pictures of them in that pose. She cautiously jumped down, but ended up almost losing her balance anyway. Dragons were definitely not meant for trees.
She decided that they could set out a bit late today, and went off to freshen up (not with THAT pond water) and hunt. If her lord wanted smoked deer, smoked deer he would get. She smirked. Oh yes...
When she returned about an hour later; (the deer seemed to be sparse here) everyone was still asleep, excluding Kilala. The firecat jumped on her shoulder as she set the deer on the fire.
Let all hell break forth! She thought roguishly as she nudged Kouga first with her elegant toe.
"hmm... Kagome stop it...dog breath...get away from her..." she kicked him, effectively knocking him over, and Miroku, who was leaning on his back, on top of him, marker on his face saying 'I am a lech' (courtesy Sorai last night). They both woke up, now totally sober. Kouga started to say something looking at Miroku's face but Sorai signaled him to be quiet and pointed to the other members of the group. First Kagome, Shippo and Sango and then the brothers. Miroku burst out into silent peals of laughter, while Kouga struggled to keep his face straight, failing miserably and ending up with a goofy grin.
Sorai pushed them in the corner and signaled them to stay put while she quietly made her way to the sleeping brothers. Some things had to be done right, personally. She kneeled by Inuyasha, who had one hand under his head, and the other on the luxurious fur that was currently wrapped around him. She tapped him on the shoulder once, then on the nose. He opened his eyes slowly, to see a blurry Sorai, kneeling over him, in a yellow kimono with pink spangled stripes (always yellow!). "whaa is it?" he asked slurrily.
That was before of course, he noticed where he was. Then Inuyasha being Inuyasha, he freaked out and jumped five feet in the air, fruitfully pulling Sesshomaru's tail; still wrapped around him; up with him. This of course gave the lord a sudden jerk, which helped him wake up, along with Inuyasha's continuous stream of cuss words.
He rubbed his eyes to see his younger brother, looking extremely shocked with his tail wrapped around him...what else was new?...wait...that was HIS TAIL!
He yanked the fluffy thing back form Inuyasha, who was still in the air, causing him to spin around and round in the air like a top, as well as pulled him down, successfully making him lose balance completely and fall down hard in sitting position.
The spectators (Miroku and Kouga) were still overcome with silent jeers. Miroku wiped tears out of his eyes. Oh god...help me live through these two...then he caught sight of Sesshomaru and Inuyasha looking at them murderously...in a much more sober tone...oh god! Help me live through these two...
Sorai created a wind barrier between the soon-to-be-offenders and the VERY-miffed-offended. Although Sesshomaru could the break through the wind barrier if he tried and Inuyasha could get through with tetsuiga, they both just snarled as Sorai reminded them that it was an honest mistake that the water was intoxicating, and besides, (she laughed) they looked so cute, brothers like that!
Sesshomaru and Inuyasha calmed. Noticing that the sudden change in temperament; Sorai dropped the barrier and pointed to Sango and Kagome, on top of the tree. Sango was lying on her boomerang laid across two branches. How they had gotten up there, drunk, with Shippo and that humongous boomerang; that was a mystery.
Inuyasha stared at Miroku's face. He burst into laughter and nudged his brother towards him. Sesshomaru smirked and muttered, "Well, the truth shows on some people's face sometimes..."
"Could you please go and get them?" Sorai asked Inuyasha and Sesshomaru, diverting their attention form Miroku, who was still trying to figure out why people looked at him and burst into laughter. "They are going to fall off if they wake up and don't realize where they are in time." Sorai finished.
"Why didn't you yet?' Inuyasha asked.
"I...am not good with trees..." she sniffed and turned.
Sesshomaru accompanied him to the tree.
"No one else should find out..." he said in a very strained voice.
Inuyasha nodded solemnly, and then grinned. "This changes nothing between our whole sibling rivalry thing."
"Agreed."
"I
still think you're a bastard."
"And I you."
"Glad the feeling's mutual."
"For once-"
"-we actually agree on something."
Then in unison, they said, "The fact that you are a retard/bastard."
Sesshomaru now had a small smirk to match Inuyasha's as he flew up with him.
"I suppose you'll be taking Kagome down?" Sesshomaru smirked harder.
Inuyasha just huffed, and picking up the miko and shippo, flew down, leaving his brother with Sango on the boomerang.
Sesshomaru looked down. Great! Now to knock his brother off balance. To the miko who was currently delicately balanced in this brother's arms and stirring, he thought a strong as he could, KAGOME! YOU ARE FALLING OF A CLIFF!
She awoke with a jolt, disturbing Inuyasha's balanced flight and screamed. "Ahhhhh...falling!!"
Sesshomaru grinned with his face towards the newly awoken Sango. Sango, hearing Kagome's scream, peered over the edge, still a bit woozy with sleep, trying to see where exactly Kagome was falling. As her head started to spin from the sudden shock from waking up, she lost balance and toppled over the edge she was leaning over. Clumsy clumsy humans... Sesshomaru thought as he jumped underneath her and she fell straight into his arm, ready for her, bridal style, jerking him a bit. She looked up, and muttering a thanks proceeded to see where Kagome was falling as Sesshomaru yawned, bored.
Meanwhile:-On the other side of the tree, Kagome was off balance and screaming her head off, making Inuyasha lose balance and try to cover his ears. Which totally ruined his graceful decent and he crashed down on his side, still clutching Kagome by her waist.
She blinked once; twice before she realized what had happened. Then with a sheepish smile, she proceeded to help Inuyasha off the ground where he was clutching his arm in pain, and after apologizing, ran off to a waiting Sango, leaving Inuyasha with Sesshomaru once more.
After a step or two, Kagome realized that, her decent was all a joke by Sesshomaru, to knock her and Inuyasha to the ground. Ignoring Sango's stares, she ran to the opposite side of the field and thought,
Why did you tell me I was falling?
To make you freak out and accumulate the results I did.
Oh, ok then. "FLUFFY!"
The demon lord plummeted to the ground as everyone looked inquiringly at Kagome.
"uh...long time grudge?" she offered.
She got a few raised eyebrows, but otherwise was spared too many inquires.
The lord was picking himself up.
Ha! You make me fall, i make you fall. Its the golden rule. Its a fact of life.
He growled. Its your death sentence.
Oh yeah? She scoffed.
He simply turned the other way. You are not worth my time.
That's so racist! I bet Sorai is though...not fair...
Grrrrrr...
Hey, Sesshomaru; how do you growl in your mind? Is it like a dog thing...or can you just do it?
She never got an answer because her barrier just broke down and Sorai's thoughts came through.
Hehehe...I can't wait till after breakfast...this is going to be SOOO amusing!
Lost in wondering what Sorai meant by this thought; she walked over to breakfast; strangely; smoked deer. But isn't smoked deer like a dinner course? She mused.
Oh well...at least it's a break from ramen, besides, she reasoned, it smells delicious!
She followed her nose and plopped down by fire, and Sesshomaru. She gave a throaty laugh as his glare followed her. Patting him on the head, despite the fact that she had to reach up to pat his silken hair, catching him utterly surprised, she thought, get over it! I was just messing with you!
Get your hands out of my hair.
What are you gonna do?
Inuyasha and Kouga are barely containing themselves.
I bet Sorai too...
What is it with you and talking about Sorai all the time?
I should be the one asking that. What is it with you and Sorai?
She my advisor?
Was she?
Quit acting dumb-dumber then usual.
Yeah yeah whatever...what's with Sorai?
Why are you starting this conversation again?
No! Like, she seems like up to something...and really excited about it.
I wouldn't be surprised if she's trying to murder you all...
And you're her partner in crime?
The idea is attractive... The one about murdering you all, he added quickly at the end.
Are you sure its not abut being a partner with a certain someone?
Yes.
Really?
Yes.
Honestly?
Yes.
Lying?
Yes...No.
Ha! Got you! So you were lying!
Idiotic miko!
Pretty miko! She added.
Moronic miko!
Smart miko! She corrected.
Stop complimenting yourself.
You're the one trying to insult me.
So I am.
Hm...so that means to balance it out I can compliment myself.
No, and besides, you already have two people to compliment you.
Don't try to turn the tables.
I do not comprehend your gibberish.
That's alright, cause I've got you all worked out! She rolled her eyes.
Hmn. He wasn't even paying attention anymore, due to Sorai having taken out Kagome's camera. She was currently telling everyone to sit closer together so they all could see. It wasn't the biggest screen in the world...
Kagome could see that Sorai had her camera and had learned how to use it. She didn't freak out or anything and just sat where she was told to, which happened to by sesshomaru while Sorai held the camera into position.
She cleared her throat. "ok, before we can begin this very mysterious meeting, you all have to swear upon your life and honor that you will not try to kill anyone or get mad or get up during this and because of this." She got a few raised eyebrows but everyone quickly made the pledge.
With a few beeps, the sequence of events in the screen began. (a/n: the underline is what is shown in the camera!)
The first thing they saw was the ground, then a clawed hand, and then it was raised to show a tree. The view moved around a bit and Miroku came into sight.
Miroku was playing rock paper scissors with Shippo, and was arguing loudly.
He shouted, indignant, " NO! I get to touch Sesshomaru's fluff! Not fair! I won!"
Sesshomaru put his hand protectively over his fluff but refrained from growling for the sake of his oath.
Shippo yelled back, "no! F& you damn son of a &! I'm smaller! And cuter!"
Kagome stared at shippo in shock, who looked embarrassed. Her shippo...swore...
Miroku yelled back despite the fact they were almost touching noses. "You already have your own tail!"
"oh yeah... Well my tail is so much prettier then Sesshomaru's! Why don't people fight over mine?"
Sesshomaru looked over from his seat. "Kitsnue...it is not a pleasurable experience..." he said slowly. Shippo nodded dumbly.
The camera screen shifted to see Inuyasha and Sango. Inuyasha had sat down on the side with Sango, who was brushing her hair with Inuyasha. Every second or so he would 'tsk' and look down at a knot, in the brush he was using, that Sango had tied from behind him. Sango was giggling unaccountably and Inuyasha well ...just 'tsk'ing like crazy.
As Sango smiled sheepishly, Sesshomaru smirked and there was a great deal of catcalling mainly from Kouga, to which Inuyasha was barely managing to keep his anger in check.
The camera focused on behind the pair. There Kouga had a goofy grin plastered to his face .It was easy to see why. First they all saw him take Kagome's glue stick out of her bag and after rubbing it on his hands thoroughly; he (to Inuyasha's and Sesshomaru's utter surprise) rubbed it on his hair and pulled it up in spikes.
Kagome was laughing like a maniac. "Kouga if you like spikes so much, I can bring you hair gel..." she hiccupped. His hair was now flat down but still had glue in it. She touched the hard mass and winced. "Eww...K once this is over wash your hair or it'll get stuck like this. Permanently." Kouga nodded sheepishly while the others laughed.
Next what he did, was snatch Sango's boomerang, and dance around, tail around his waist, and hands on his hips, mocking Sango throwing around her boomerang, while chanting, "Look at me! I'm Sango the mighty demon slayer with my huge boomerang, and the perverted monk! You, demon, I'm gonna slay you, cause slaying what I do! Na nana nan na! Grrrrrr ...here I come! Watch out MIROKU!? I'm so much prettier then Sesshomaru...lalala...although Inuyasha has doggy ears..." he added thoughtfully.
They erupted into laughter, Sango hardest of all. "What? Kouga? Did you mean me being prettier then Sesshomaru or you?"
He frowned. "I'm not sure..."
She laughed harder.
Meanwhile Sesshomaru, who was grinning, thought, how come this group bring me into everything?...although that was very amusing with the wolf and all...hehe...
The camera shifted again. This time to Sesshomaru and Kagome, who tensed.
They both had goofy smiles on their faces and were facing each other having a what looked like a staring contest, save the fact that they both cheated without realizing it. They blinked regularly (while having a mental conversation) but they both were too screwed at point this out to each other.
This got a laugh from shippo and a chuckle form Sorai but everyone else was stony-faced. That was, until they saw what Sesshomaru did next...
KSesshomaru turned to kagome and just randomly yelled, "ME LIKE SMOKY DEER!" grinning the whole while.
Sesshomaru looked thoroughly horrified while they all laughed themselves to insanity.
Inuyasha for one found this all very amusing. "Smoky deer, eh bro?" he asked, while rolling on the ground.
Sesshomaru shot back, "Knots in your hair, eh little brother?" That shut him up, but didn't do anything to the rest of the population who was still laughing.
Thank goodness for Sesshomaru the camera scene changed again. This time it was to Miroku and Shippo who had gotten over their argument and were currently doing a toga dance around the fire, chanting "ho ho ho ho ho ho" like Indians. Miroku had hiked up his robes to his knees and Shippo was dragging the staff behind him.
Miroku looked sheepish while Sango laughed. Shippo just jumped into Kagome's arms and laughed at Miroku's stupidity along with everyone else.
Back with Inuyasha and sango, they both were hiccupping and woozily singing,
Now that we're men, we can do anything
Sango blushed. I was singing THAT?! What the hell?!
Now
that we're men, we are invincible
Now that we're men, we'll go to
shell city
Inuyasha looked completely lost.
Get
the crown, save the town and Mr. Krabs
Now that we're men, we have
facial hair
Sesshomaru looked amusedly at a horrified Inuyasha who was whimpering, "no...nononoh nonon!"
Now
that we're men, I change my underwear
Now that we're men, we got a
manly flair
sango was hiding her face in her hands by this time while Kagome hiccupped at her.
We got the stuff, we're tough enough to save the day
"save the day?" Kouga laughed. "Pft. Like you could!"
We
never had a chance when we were kids, no no no
But take a look at
what we've already did, ha ha ha
Sesshomaru was grinning; the same type of grin he had when playing that spin the bottle game...oh dear...
Now
that they're men, we can't bother them
Now that they're men, they
have become our friends
Now that they're men, there'll be a happy
end
Miroku burst into an additional peal of laughter and quipped, "How do you think being a guy helps happy endings?"
Sango, already blushing a very red shade mumbled something like "it doesn't..."
They'll pass the test, and finish the quest for the crown
"crown?" Sesshomaru questioned Sango.
They'll pass the test
"like kagome has?" shippo asked.
And
finish the quest
They'll pass the test, and finish the quest for
the crown
And then they slung their arms around each others shoulders and tried to get up; very dizzy. In fact, so giddy they were, that they took one stumbling step and they both tumbled down.
The same thought was running everyone's mind (except Sango's and Inuyasha's who were too embarrassed to think anything.) Oh god...this is hilarious! Very funny! Side splitting! Hysterical! Highly amusing! Comical! OH MY GOD!
The camera swung towards Kouga who was now trying to walk straight. Needless to say, he failed miserably.
Kagome and Sesshomaru were now just there, having a normal conversation...well...mostly normal. It went something like this:-
"hey!"
"yeah!"
"hey!"
"yeah!"
"hey!"
"Yeah?"
"hey!"
"stop saying that already!"
"what?"
"hey!"
"what? No you're saying it!...saying...paying...I wonder when Naraku is going to pay?"
"for what, Patrick?" Sesshomaru questioned Kagome.
Sango gasped. "Patrick...Kagome's name is Patrick? Since when?" she laughed.
"I dunno, Crystal. Ask inu...inu...whazz his name again?
They all looked at Sesshomaru, who looked totally annoyed. "Crystal?" Kouga quipped.
"Shut it wolf."
"Crystal?" this time it was a hysterical Inuyasha. "Your name is crystal? Since wh...en?
Sesshomaru just took a few deep breaths and calmed his anger.
"so, what's new Patrick?"
"Nothing crystal...just sometimes I wish I could have ice cream..."
"Ah... so pretty deep thoughts..."
"Yep."
"Hey, Crystal...what's new?"
"You just asked me that!"
"Did I?"
"Yes!...yes...no...maybe... did you?"
"I don't know! I thought you knew!"
"I do! I did! At least I think I did..."
(Silence prevails with both of them in deep thought)
"So...what's new crystal?"
"Nothing really...I really want a...What do I really want?"
"don't you know?"
"I think so..."
"Then what is it?"
"I know!" Sesshomaru's face broke into a disturbing grin as he continued. " I want a hug from Rin!"
"Where is Rin?"
"Wasn't she back in the castle with ja...jak...jake...toad man?"
"Toad man? You mean the green one?"
"The one that stinks?"
"The one that has a racist attitude to humans?"
"All the toads at my castle are racist, green AND stink!"
"oh! Bummer."
"yep..."
"so what's up crystal?"
"I want a hug from Rin!" crystal (sesshomaru) sniffed.
"its alright! I'll give you a hug!"
Sesshomaru gives her a face cracking smile as she hugs him and pats his back despite the fact that his back is higher then she is. "Don't worry crystal...we'll meet Ran soon enough."
He hiccupped.
"Ran? Who's Ran?"
"I dunno? Why do you ask?"
"You just said it!"
"Did I? I said Ram...no Rim...no Rig...Rik?
By this time everyone except Sesshomaru was hysterical. Inuyasha and Kouga felt the slightest twinge of jealousy at Kagome hugging Sesshomaru but the emotion was quickly drowned out with laughter.
Shippo, on the screen, was walking doggedly through the clearing, sloppily holding a glass. He was looking affectionately at the water in the glass and was singing loudly,
I heard your doing ok, but I want you to know
I'm addic
I'm addicted to you!
Kagome made a noise like a balloon exploding and was furiously trying to conceal her laughter. Everyone else didn't even try, even Sesshomaru was smirking.
I can't pretend I don't care when you don't think about me,
Do you think I deserve this,
I tried to make you happy
But you left anyway...
Inuyasha wiped tears of joy out of his eyes.
Im trying to forget that
Im addicted to you!
But I want it and I need it
Im addicted to you!
Now its over, can't forget what you said
And I never
Wanna do this again
Heart breaker
Heart breaker
Heart breaker
Miroku looked over curiously at Shippo and muttered "At least he knows what it feels like when a woman refuses you...yep, he's prepared to the disappointments in life." Sango glared but it wasn't intimidating due to the fact that could barely keep a straight face.
Since the day I met you,
And after all been though,
Still addic
Im addicted to you!
I think that you know that it's true, id run a thousand miles to get you
Sesshomaru raised an eyebrow at the kitsnue who blushed and patted him on the head amusedly. At the feel of Sesshomaru touching him, the kitsnue jumped three feet in the air, and landed on Sesshomaru's lap. He looked down expectantly. He blushed, clearly horrified and scurried back to Kagome who gave a throaty laugh and cuddled him.
Do you think I deserve this ,
I tried to make you happy
And did all that I could
Just to keep you but you left anyway...
Kouga muttered "oh boy, oh boy..."
How long will I be waiting
Until the end of time?
"your barely two years old in demon years!" Inuyasha protested, choking on his own laughter.
I don't know why im still waiting
When I can't make you miiiinee
...raised eyebrows at Shippo who was blushing furiously...
Im trying to forget that
Im addicted to you!
But I want it and I need it
Im addicted to you!
"Oh god!" Inuyasha gasped as he leaned on kagome, laughing the wits out of himself.
Sorai turned the screen back to her self. "Wait." She muttered before apparently pressing some buttons. "Now this is how you all woke up today..." she grinned and turned the camera back to the audience.
Sesshomaru and Inuyasha both looked perfectly horrified and tensed as they forced themselves to look back at the camera.
There was a sweeping motion, then a yellow cloth, and then the camera turned to the tree Sango and Kagome had slept on.
"How the hell did we get up there?" they both looked dumbstruck while Shippo looked amazed that he had slept so high with out getting sick. Sango stroked her boomerang and muttered, "so that where all the scratches came from..."
Next, they showed Kouga and Miroku sleeping back to back, one slumping occasionally. Next it zoomed in on kouga's face; the words 'I am a lech' written in block letters across him face.
Everyone burst into laughter. Sango asked innocently, "Why did you erase the truth from your face? I would make passing women know that they have to hit you before you even try anything...ha!"
Kagome looked around. Sorai took the marker out of her robes and handed it to her.
"Ah!" she said, and smirked. "The culprit..."
"He deserved it." Sorai yawned.
The scene shifted again, this to show Inuyasha cuddling in Sesshomaru's fluffy thing.
Kagome stared at the rapidly-getting-annoyed-Inuyasha, who looked away.
Inuyasha was lying by Sesshomaru's side, perfectly content and about a foot shorter then him, his head on Sesshomaru's tail, fingers cuddling it, and all wrapped up. Sesshomaru was lying by him, totally indifferent to his brother sleeping on his tail although non one would be surprised if he had sung a lullaby and cuddled Inuyasha, like one would cuddle a baby, some time in the night. (Which to be perfectly honest, he did, but thank goodness for their sibling rivalry; Sorai had fallen asleep by that time.)
Their mouths fell open (except for the brothers who kept their mouths clenched shut
in effort not to rip the camera to shreds.) Then Miroku, usually going against everyone's better judgment, managed to choke out, "What...that's so cute!"
Sesshomaru and Inuyasha groaned simultaneously. It was bad enough that Sorai, Kouga and Miroku already knew of the sibling cuddling that went on, but now EVERYONE? Oh nononononononoononononono...
Sorai switched the camera off and handed it to Kagome. Sesshomaru started to get up. "Well, since that's over, I should like to get on the road today."
But before he could get anywhere, he was stopped in his tracks by a question posed by Miroku to Sorai. No, it was not his usual one to ladies; but rather "How come we all were in the moving picture making a fool out of ourselves, and you were soberly using the ca-mee-ra? I mean, how come you stayed sober enough to use that thing and didn't do anything stupid?"
She smirked and replied. "I didn't drink the water."
Inuyasha looked aghast. "What? You mean instead of stopping us you just enjoyed the show? What the-"
"No, I did help!" she counted off on her fingers. "I caught Sango falling off the tree once last night...and I took away the boomerang from Kouga when he started to get to dizzy and smash his head into it..."
Heads turned towards Kouga who smiled sheepishly.
"and I restrained Inuyasha from swimming in the poisoned lake when he tried to bomb dive in about ten times...and I kept Miroku from killing Shippo...and from Kagome running around screaming 'I like pointy things!' with tensiga wielded, striking everything in sight..."
Inuyasha asked, "do you?"
"What?"
"Like pointy things?" It would be so awesome if you did...I LOVE pointy things...
Kagome just blushed.
"and from Sango trying to braid my hair, despite the fact that it is too small...yep, you could say I was busy." She completed cheerfully. They all stared at her incredulously. Sesshomaru walked away, giving the cue that they should get going. So with many taunts at one another's doings last night, Kouga headed off to wash his hair and the rest to cover up their tracks and set out to Demon Glade.
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Omg! TWENTY pages and ( i hope) a funny chapter! Did you like it? Which part was your fav? Answers? PLZ?
For some reason I don't think that this chapter was the same type of funny as the previous ones...I don't even like it that much...oh well...your opinion counts!
Oh yeah, and this...
DISCLAIMER:- I do not own Inuyasha, Simple plan's song 'I'm addicted to you', or National Geographic channel or book whatever. Yeah yeah I know...bummer!
Ok, it might take me about two or three days to update the next time, i will be really busy, but students seal of honor, it WILL BE THERE AFTER THREE DAYS MAX!
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