Disclaimer: I don't own Once Upon a Time.
AN: This is another one of my prompts I've been working on a while. The women of Storybrooke decide to have a Girl's Night Out. We're going to pretend that Ruby and Dorothy came back to Storybrooke. Ruby's drinking game leads to Snow embarrassing the life out of Emma, who learns far too much about her parent's amorous reputations.
Once Upon a Snowing
Reputation
"Are you sure about this? I can stay home," Snow fretted. He chuckled and kissed her hair.
"You need a night out, my darling. I know you love us, but you need some time with Emma and your friends," he insisted. She nodded.
"Neal and I will be fine, won't we buddy?" he asked their son, who cooed back at him in response.
"See?" he asked. She smiled and kissed her baby on the head.
"Neal and I are going to hang out with Henry and Killian. It's going to be fun and you'll have fun too," he promised, admiring his wife in the flattering black dress she was wearing.
"See something you like?" she teased. He grinned.
"You know I do. I almost wish I was going just so I could glare at every guy that's going look at you," he replied. She kissed him passionately.
"Trust me, everyone knows that Snow White only has eyes for Prince Charming," she said, before smiling coyly.
"But if you're good...maybe we can play when I get home," she purred.
"What if I'm bad?" he teased and she giggled, as he kissed the shell of her ear, making her hot all over.
"Even better. Either way...you're going to get to do me in this dress," she whispered. He groaned and kissed her passionately. Their hunger for each other never dulled. In fact, earlier during Neal's nap, they had used that quiet time for some very energetic sex and he was more than up for a repeat performance tonight.
"You should go...cause then you can come back," he said. She kissed him again quickly.
"Mmm...I'll see you later, handsome," she cooed, as she walked out into the living room, just as Emma, Killian, and Henry arrived.
"Wow Mom...you look hot in that dress," Emma commented.
"Well thank you sweetie...same to you," Snow replied, complimenting her daughter on her own red mini dress.
"Where's the rest of it?" Charming asked.
"Seriously Dad? Mom's dress is just as short as mine," Emma complained.
"She's my wife. You're my daughter. There's a difference," he grumbled.
"You're not going to win this one, baby," Snow warned, as she got her coat. He handed Neal to Henry and helped her put it on, as Emma said goodbye to Killian.
"I hope your, "girl's night out" is a smashing success," he said, as they watched them go.
"All right, Star Wars marathon time!" Henry called, as he put the movie into the player.
"Aye lad, for once I'd like to understand it when someone references something from this film," Killian replied. David smirked.
"You'll enjoy it," he assured, as he sat down with Neal in his lap.
They arrived at the Rabbit Hole within a few minutes and spotted the large table Ruby had snagged them. It seemed they were the last to arrive, as the table was nearly full. Ruby, Dorothy, Ella, Belle and Aurora were there and to their surprise, Regina and Zelena as well. It was truly a testament to how far both sisters had come.
Drinks were ordered and soon laughter and conversation flowed easily.
"Okay...okay...it's game time," Ruby announced. Most of them audibly groaned.
"Ruby…" Snow protested.
"If this game is going where I think it's going, then let's please not. There are things a mother and daughter shouldn't know about each other," Emma protested as well. Ruby rolled her eyes.
"Too bad, cause we're going to play never have I ever," Ruby said.
"Never have I ever?" Aurora asked. Ruby grinned deviously.
"I am going to say some phrases and if you've done it, then you drink," Ruby explained.
"Never have I ever been caught in the act," she said in a saucy tone to her best friend.
"I hate this game," Snow groaned, as she took a drink. Curiously Regina took a drink too, as did Ruby, which didn't surprise her.
"You had to remind me of the time I walked in on my parents, didn't you?" Emma complained. Ruby laughed.
"Yeah, cause that's the only time someone ever walked in on them," she replied sarcastically.
"Ruby…" Snow growled.
"What? It's not my fault that you and Charming have a certain...reputation for not being able to keep your hands off each other," Ruby teased
"You think your parents can't put a tie on the door? At least they bothered to close the door at all," Regina sniped.
"Are you ever going to let that go?" Snow complained.
"Since I can't un-see it, no," she retorted.
"There's not enough alcohol in the world for this," Emma complained.
"Please...you didn't see much except maybe Charming's very nice postier while he was bent over taking me on…" Snow rattled off, but Emma's cry interrupted her.
"God Mom...do not finish that sentence!" she exclaimed, sending the table into hysterics.
"I...I don't think I'll ever look at you the same way," Zelena mumbled, actually a little impressed with Snow White at the moment. The movies definitely got her wrong.
"Perhaps I didn't see much, dear, I still can't unhear you moaning like a wanton…" Regina teased, but didn't finish as Emma covered her ears.
"God Regina...no!" Emma cried, as she contemplated uncovering her ears long enough to take another shot.
"You're all insane," Dorothy complained, ensuing more giggles.
"Okay...never have I ever had sex while my life was in danger," Ruby said.
"This is not enough alcohol," Emma complained.
"Who here has ever had sex while there's danger? That's crazy!" Dorothy mentioned. Snow rolled her eyes, as Ruby cackled.
"Why do you feel the need to torture me?" Snow complained. She smirked.
"Because it's fun. Bottoms up," Ruby said, as Snow drank the shot.
"Oh come on, no one just has sex while their lives are in danger," Dorothy complained.
"I know you're new to the group Kansas, but you'd be wrong when it comes to my step-daughter and her idiot husband," Regina chimed in. Snow winced.
"You know, to be fair, we were in danger most of the time when we were on the run from you and George," Snow defended herself.
"She's got you there, Queenie," Ruby agreed.
"Besides, I'm sure we can't be the only ones that were ever caught up in that moment where adrenaline is pumping and you just have to have each other right there against whatever surface is available. Trees, lakes, caves..." Snow continued, noticing that everyone was looking at her in disbelief and she blushed.
"Mom!" Emma cried in aghast.
"Snow!" Aurora exclaimed.
"What? I like having sex with my husband," she defended herself.
"This really is not enough alcohol," Emma complained again.
"Clearly," Regina snorted.
"It's just...you seem like such a…" Aurora struggled to find the words.
"Mary Poppins?" Ruby joked, though Aurora didn't understand the reference. Snow smirked with a shrug.
"I may have been born a princess, but I became a bandit and I wear both reputations with pride," she mused with a naughty smirk.
"Okay, fine, since Snow seems to be the only exciting one, we'll just keep digging deeper," Ruby said deviously.
"Why do you hate me?" Snow complained, but Ruby laughed.
"Okay, never have I ever blown off work to have sex," Ruby said, as she drank.
"What is with you tonight?" Emma complained.
"Yeah, aren't you giving her any, Kansas?" Regina added. Dorothy blushed.
"I don't think I like this game," she complained.
"And I'll have you know, Kansas and I are getting plenty," Ruby added, much to Dorothy's mortification.
"Come on...we all know I blew off work all the time during the curse," she reminded, waiting for people to drink.
"I have," Regina winced. Ruby smiled gleefully.
"I thought so...so did you do the outlaw in your office?" Ruby asked.
"My vault actually," Regina corrected.
"Regina...Henry knows how to get into your vault!" Emma cried. Regina's eyes widened slightly and Snow snickered, enjoying her step-mother being caught off guard for once.
"Oops…" she winced.
"Oops? That's all you've got?" Emma asked. The Queen rolled her eyes.
"Oh please, don't tell me that you never blew off Sheriffing to go off with Captain Guyliner," Regina replied.
"Yeah your lunch trips to the Jolly Roger don't go unnoticed," Snow teased.
"You're one to talk, Snow. It's well known that you visit the Sheriff's station several times a week during lunch," Belle chimed in. Emma groaned.
"I need a refill...like just bring the bottle," she requested to the waitress. Everyone took a drink on this one.
"Mmmhmm...much more interesting," Ruby said.
"I think it's safe to say we've all blown off work to carve out some extra time with the people we love," Snow agreed.
"Some of us more than others," Ella teased her friend.
"I have no idea what you're implying," Snow replied innocently. Ruby snorted.
"Right...remember the wolf nose. I can smell which one of us at this table did it most recently," Ruby teased.
"You shush!" Snow pleaded, as her best friend cackled with glee.
"Wait...Dad said he was taking the afternoon off to spend with you and Neal," Emma said in disbelief. Snow blanched at her daughter's accusing stare.
"He did...really he did. We took Neal to the park and you should have seen how enthralled he was by the ducks at the pond. It was so cute," Snow gushed, trying to divert their attention, but it wasn't working and she winced.
"And then we went home and fed him and he went down for a nap. Then...things happened," Snow said, biting her bottom lip and practically glowing at the memory.
"Mom!" Emma exclaimed. Snow rolled her eyes.
"Oh Em...your father and I have sex. It's not a secret," she defended herself. The table erupted in giggles at the mortification on Emma's face.
"Oh my God…" Emma complained, as she did another shot.
"Hey, no more drinking outside the game," Ruby chided.
"Sorry Rubes, I need to start scrubbing this night from my brain and tequila is best brain bleach I know," Emma apologized in a sorry, not sorry tone.
"Okay...never have a I ever…" Ruby continued.
"Never will I ever come to another one of these again," Emma grumbled.
"I'm with you," Dorothy agreed.
Much later, Snow tiptoed into the loft and noticed Killian and Henry were gone. She was a bit tipsy, but not nearly as trashed as Emma was. She felt slightly guilty since it was kind of her fault, but it was more Ruby's fault. She was definitely placing the blame on Ruby for this one. She checked on her baby boy and traced a finger along his sleeping cherub face. She slipped over to the bed and leaned down, putting a hand to his shirtless chest and kissed his lips.
"Mmm...hey…" he said sleepily.
"Hey…" she answered, as she gladly let him pull her down into bed with him.
"How was girl's night?" he asked.
"A lot of fun…" she replied, as she kissed him again.
"I think I embarrassed the daylights out of our daughter though," she mentioned with a wince. He chuckled.
"Isn't that what parents do?" he joked. She smiled.
"Probably and it was Ruby's fault with all her questions anyway," she mused.
"Questions?" he asked.
"Mostly just her teasing me about how we can't seem to keep our hands off each other. Apparently, we have a certain reputation," she replied.
"Sounds about right," he mused, as he kissed her neck, his eyes glazing over at the way her little black dress so perfectly cupped her cleavage.
"What are you thinking?" she asked, though she had a pretty good idea.
"Just that I'm never going to apologize for wanting my wife all the time...and how much I'd like your gorgeous legs wrapped around me right about now," he whispered into her skin. She gasped, as his lips left fire in their wake on her milky flesh and she hooked her legs around him.
"Want me to take off the dress?" she asked.
"Nope," he replied. She giggled and then proceeded to live up to their reputation.