Naraku's mind games
Growing gills
"Damn it Kagome!"
"What were you thinking?"
"I think your brains broken or something..."
"This is seriously not healthy! Kagome, no!"
"What the hell is you damn problem, wench?"
"What, is like god trying to get back at me for who knows what reason, by making me have my enemy in my possession, and me unable to kill him?"
"What is it with you helping enemies? First Kouga now Naraku..."
"Damn it, are you like mental or something?"
"GET ASIDE!"
"I HATE YOU GODDAMIT!"
"STOP SITTING ME YOU STUPID...GAH!"
Kagome sighed. These were the responses she was getting all day from dealing with Inuyasha alone.
He had been trying repeatedly to sneak by Naraku and get him to get up and fight, despite the fact that he was currently unconscious.
He been getting subdued a few times on every attempt too. Sesshomaru and Kouga had tried, once, twice, and learned their lesson, to hold their anger until later, but this puppy just wasn't holding. She suspected that the anger had gone to his head or something.
Sango, Miroku, and Shippo were off to aside, talking in hushed voices, about her no doubt. She didn't blame them. She was helping the enemy. Helping Naraku, that stupid, evil, cowardly bastard. They had a right to be mad…. Although, she couldn't consider leaving Naraku in the condition he was. Sesshomaru was right. She was too trusting, but she didn't think she would regret this. After all, if Naraku woke up and saw that she was trying to help him recover from his assault (that's what it seemed like), he should turn over a new leaf, stop trying to kill them, leave evil and apologize, right?
She sighed again. What the hell was she expecting? Naraku to change his mind? Naraku?
Oh god, this is hopeless. Yet, she had a nagging feeling at the back of her mind that he wouldn't kill them as soon as she woke up. She hoped it was a correct intuition, because it wasn't then……kuso, and she was in for it.
She focused her eyes the other way. Sesshomaru, Kouga and Sorai were also having a sullen conversation, and were now sitting in a thoughtful silence. She really hoped Naraku would turn around, she couldn't stop herself from going out of her way to help someone. It was her way of life, her golden rule, her code of conduct. She couldn't be Kagome without it.
She had tried, and failed to read Naraku's thoughts, but he was unconscious and no thought entered her mind from his way.
She sighed once again. This was going to be one long day.
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Naraku opened his eyes. As he struggled to cope with light now filtering through his eyelids, Kagome noticed he was awake. He gasped, clearly confused where he was.
"Oh my god." she whispered.
He turned her way. What? What is she doing here? What's going on? Where am I?
The questions were running through his mind almost as fast as he could comprehend them. Kagome readied her bow and arrow. She didn't want to use it but she didn't want to make Inuyasha come and save her again. Naraku looked down at his arm, bandaged up from the wrist. His smile was that of relief and then he directed his attention towards the other members in the camp, now all in fighting pose. He saw Inuyasha running towards him and then noticed how the girl protected him by using the rosary.
He smirked. The girl was really too trusting. She was doing something incredibly stupid, opposing her team members to save the enemy. Pathetic.
Far far too trusting. He figured that she must have saved him from Hakudoushi, and was now helping him recover. Not a smart thing to do on her behalf, but it was all to his benefit so he wouldn't complain.
He looked down at himself.
Oh holy, holy shit. He swore. He was still in his mother's kimono, red roses merrily blooming across him body.
He groaned. Damn. Hakudoushi just had to get him then. He still looked like a cross dresser. Damn. And damn again for his pride.
He cautiously got up. He had nothing with him right now, not an army, or a weapon, nor strength. The best he could do was to vanish, but how?
Ah, a small smile curled on his lips as he remembered.
Leaping up, he made a sudden movement to enforce his barrier.
There. Another smile of triumph. It wasn't very strong, but it was there.
Sango and Inuyasha screamed at the same time, " NARAKU!!"
Sango flung her boomerang straight at the barrier, in which Naraku was currently halfway through making his getaway.
Ah! Confusion! He thought. I have to create confusion in them……the body swap! He hurriedly started to chant the verses that he used previously to achieve the same results.
Miroku, after surveying the path thoroughly, and not detecting any insects, released his wind tunnel as Sesshomaru jumped in the air, and Kagome pulled back her arrow, trying to get a shot at him.
Ha! He thought, as he saw them both stumble and while Kagome staggered on ground and let go of her arrow, way off target, Sesshomaru did a whirling unbalanced pirouette and fell flat on his back.
The arrow whizzed by, a bit unsure of where exactly it was supposed to be going. It headed towards Miroku's wind tunnel, unknowingly to him. It sped closer, but Miroku was still too preoccupied with trying to knock Naraku off balance with his wind tunnel that he didn't notice. Kouga did though, and just in the nick of time, leapt from the side and pushed Miroku over into the ground and out of the arrow's path.
But the arrow just kept on going, on the same path, now straight for Sorai.
She threw up a wind barrier in a hurry and crouched in a stance in her effort to maintain it.
The arrow was now glowing as blue as ever, positively beaming with power, and was cutting through her barrier.
Good lord. She thought, eyes widened in shock. How could a simple arrow cut through her most powerful wind barrier?
Nothing short of Tetsuiga or Sesshomaru had been able to do it before.
She grimaced. However it was, one thing was clear. It was not good for her. She leapt out of the way as arrow became free once more and brushed her kimono as it flew past, straight into a tree.
Naraku looked below. He boomed, smirking, "As a reason for you to rejoice, I shall not kill you today. Thank the wench for being the cause you live until tomorrow. After that, you all will perish!"
In that moment he made his getaway.
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"How great is this?"
"How frikin' awesome?"
"Oh yeah, I had a lot of fun today you know!"
"Yeah, so we helped Naraku, tried to kill him and failed ALL IN ONE DAY!"
"And swapped!"
"What fun!"
"Great!"
SHUT UP!" Kisb screamed.
"Look, I'm sorry, and I said so, but couldn't you see how miserable he was?" she continued.
"Someone had him captured and was torturing him, that white haired guy in that place we smashed up. I helped him, because he trying to kill himself! And he was crying!"
"That stone, he was willing to kill himself to stop the pain it was giving him!" she said, struggling to keep herself under control.
She was sorry that he was the same as before, but she didn't regret helping him.
I just guess when I heard him think about his mother….then I forgot that evil people can have loving moms too…..
Wait a second…how does he have a mother? Didn't her take the life of Onigumo to become half demon?
Or……maybe not. Maybe the thief Onigumo had parents before he turned half demon, he wasn't that old either, and they didn't reject him later?
Inuyasha groaned and turned away. Kouga and Sango both looked at her, troubled, and Sikb snorted.
Why did you help him? Did you really think he could fit in this odd ball group who formed in his hatred? Or that he would change? This is Naraku we are talking about here. NARAKU. The evil bastard who ruined so many things for so many people!
No…..he was just so helpless, I couldn't…….
What? Stop yourself? You're pathetic, you know that miko? Your greatest weakness is too much blind trust!
Sikb's words stabbed Kagome's confidence like knives.
No…..I ……I'm sorry..
Sorry wont do anything now! You helped him, and then allowed him to escape! What were you thinking?
I…….
You helped the enemy! You stupid miko didn't bother to realize what you just gave up! Just because he didn't do anything to you personally…..
But...he did! He hurt Inuyasha, and the others, and….
Inuyasha. The others. Not you. Besides doing what he does to all of us, the battles, he had done nothing to your feelings, nothing to make you forget all about forgiveness, nothing to thirst for revenge!
But…..he did….Atira…
Was a puppet. She betrayed your trust, for what, a day? Nothing was done to you! You are only holding on for the sake of your friends, and now you betray them and all the goals you were trying to achieve and help him!
Kagome snapped under the pressure. She burst into tears, still in Sesshomaru's body. Crying, she screamed hoarsely, "Yes! I helped him! I'm sorry, but I can't change it! I helped the enemy! Go ahead, do what the hell you want!" and she ran off into Demon Glade, alone, tears flowing down Sesshomaru's cheeks.
Sikb stood there, upright and appalled. He did to mean to do that! He felt a guilty sensation lurking in the shadows of his mind, just waiting to emerge.
No! he thought. Someone please tell me she isn't that stupid! Or that upset! It isn't the smartest thing to do to run into Demon Glade alone…
He looked around frantically but everyone else was frozen in place, startled by this sudden outburst. That is, except for Inuyasha. He raced forwards and skidded to a halt where Kisb had disappeared in the forest.
He put his hand on the hilt of Tetsuiga, and ventured in.
"Kagome! Kagome!" he called softly. He didn't want to be attracting any attention.
He leapt around a tree to find her on the other side, knees up to her chin and Sesshomaru's hair spread in front of her, partially covering her face.
He landed softly by her side.
They stayed like this for a while, with Kisb sniffling now and then.
Inuyasha tapped her on the shoulder.
She turned.
"Are you done yet?" he asked softly.
She shook her head. He nodded, and she turned back and continued to rock back and forth.
Although the general air was that of silence then, Inuyasha's thoughts were full of happiness. Alright! He thought. I'm being sensible for once!
Kagome smiled a bit. She was really surprised that Inuyasha knew most of the things he did were uncompassionate.
But that means he does them on purpose…….. She frowned as she allowed her thoughts to be occupied in figuring out a certain hanyou's behavior.
Kisb said softly after a while, "Inuyasha, I'm really sorry, but can't you see, its in my blood to help others and forgive. I…..can't be myself without it. Sorry I didn't let you kill him." She hung her head.
Oh come on Kagome! I forgive you! You couldn't be Kagome if you weren't so damn reckless!
But what he really said was, " It's ok. Miko's tend to be stupid, I forgive them. See? Rule of life!" with an arrogant grin.
She giggled. Trust Inuyasha to try and cheer her up in this way.
He wrapped his arm around her shoulder, despite the fact that Sesshomaru's shoulder was far too large for this, and squeezed a bit. He looked down (up) at her.
"It's all right. Get over it. Now, I am going to cheer you up."
"How?" she whispered, immediately loving the mischievous smirk that had landed on his face.
"I don't know? How about you look at yourself?" he said playfully.
She looked down at the haori clad muscular body she was currently in.
"Fluffy?"
"Fluffy."
"Yay!"
"You've cheered up quickly."
"Its kinda hard not to when your going to annoy your brother."
"I love doing this every time."
"Hehe…… he is going to explode!"
"yep!"
As she was about to exit the shady area, Inuyasha stopped her.
"Wait! Kagome!"
"What?" she turned around.
"What the hell is that?" he pointed to Kisb's fluff. "I've always wanted to know." he said, curiosity written across his face.
"It's a tail."
"Sure? I've always had my doubts about that."
"oh well." She shrugged him off and entered the clearing…..to find no one there.
"Where did they all go?" she mused, sweeping her eyes over the empty clearing.
"Hey Inuyasha?"
He caught up to her.
"Uh…where did they all go?"
He raised his nose in the air and sniffed.
"They're all over there."
He pointed to the side. Inuyasha and Kisb quietly snuck over to see everyone huddled around something, and whispering ferociously. Every now and then either Sango's or Miroku's voice would ring out. Then came a horrible gurgling noise, which made the hair on the back of their necks stand up. Sikb pushed through. "wait!" Inuyasha hissed to her. "You'll ruin the plan!"
"Its alright! Come out, and help me see what's going on!" she replied, and tapped Sorai on the shoulder.
"What's going on?" she asked. Sorai gave her a guilty look and started to reply normally until she caught sight of Kisb properly.
She stifled a laugh and bit her lip.
"Well?" kisb was getting impatient.
Sorai giggled. " I think you'd better stay away from Lord Sesshomaru for a while."
"I am asking what wrong? Why is everyone huddled up?" she asked, now tapping her foot.
"Oh, that. It's Shippo." she moved to the side as a look of horror struck Kisb's face. Shippo! What could be wrong with him?
She moved to the front to see Shippo a hideous green color and vomiting, while in Sango's lap.
"What happened?" she looked around frantically.
"Too…..much………chocolate….bleh!" Shippo managed weakly.
"Oh, wait…….eat this!" she quickly whipped out a medicine from her bag.
When Shippo stopped vomiting and looked a bit better , she boomed, "Ok, now who gave Shippo my ENTIRE STOCK of chocolate?"
At once, everyone stood up, not to say that they did, but to point dramatically at Sikb, who was staring off into the distance, indifferent.
"Problem?" he asked coldly, raising his eyebrows.
"Yes, problem!" she thundered. "You gave Shippo my entire stock of chocolate, resulting in him getting sick!"
Sikb shrugged. "He asked for it."
"Did not!" Shippo said indignantly.
"see?"
"Its not my-" sikbs mouth fell open.
"What?" Kisb looked around for what he was staring at. Then she remembered.
"oh…..hehe….about that…."
He was staring at his own hair, made up in a braid and put up, with pink and blue flowers merrily blooming at regular intervals.
He got up immediately, attracting the attention of the others, who had now just noticed Kisb's hair.
Sango whispered. "Do I dare?"
Miroku answered, "No….I don't think you do."
"Well, in that case, just to prove you wrong, I will!"
And she let out a low wolf whistle.
Sikb turned to stare at her. "Uhoh…" she dived behind Miroku.
"Not good….not good…." she chanted while Miroku squirmed under Kisb's penetrating glare.
Inuyasha sprung in between Sikb and Kisb.
Thinking fast, he blurted out, " uh…..guys….how about we call a truce?"
The two warring parties both snarled, "never!"
Miko, put down my hair now.
What if I don't? she challenged.
You write your will.
No. you deserve this. First you be mean to me, then you make Shippo sick!
I told you, the kitsune asked for chocolate, I gave it to him!
You weren't supposed to give all of it!
How was I supposed to know?
Asking someone?
Humph.
Oh. Its you and your ego isn't it? You cant ask anyone for help, can you? You stuck up bastard!
I grow tired of your petty argument.
"Oh look a flying fish!" Sorai exclaimed, pointing at the sky.
Miraculously stupid, Sikb, Inuyasha and Kisb all looked up.
Sango and Miroku took advantage of their stupidity to knock Sikb and Kisb over in their side.
"What the?" Sikb growled, while Kisb screamed.
Sango looked over at her from Sikb and shuddered. "Don't do that! Not a nice sound, Sesshomaru screaming!"
Sango picked up a struggling Sikb and flung him over her shoulder.
"We are going back to your castle. Period."
Sikb stared at her. "What do you think you're doing?" That is MY castle. You cant just barge in whenever you feel like it!
Sango shrugged. "We are going back to the castle to think up a new game plan."
Miroku groaned. "God, Sesshomaru, what the hell do you eat?"
"Implying?" Sikb raised his eyebrow.
"YOU'RE HEAVY!"
After about fifteen minutes of everyone walking in silence, Sango stopped and sighed.
"This is going to take too long! Hm…cant you fly us?" she looked at Kisb.
Sikb looked horrified. " I am not going to go on that! She will kill us all! Flying a cloud is too difficult for her mentality!"
Kisb looked evil. "Just for that, I'm going to try!"
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"Milord you're back!"
"Welcome back, lord Sesshomaru!" I think the lord it going a bit weak or something….humans here, a second time!
"Had a nice journey, milord?"
"Lord Sesshomaru!" A orange blur jumped on Sesshomaru and clung to his legs.
He looked down. "Ah, good evening Rin."
"Rin missed Sesshomaru-sama!" she said, her voice muffled through the cloth of his haori. (a/n: does he wear a haori or what?)
He patted her on the head, and whispered, " Rin, you'd best get off my legs. It is becoming difficult to walk." and indeed it was. He couldn't walk at all.
Rin smiled and let go. " Hai." She waved to the others and ran off with Shippo.
Jaken, who was now pacing by the lord's side, cringed when he saw the Rin was once again with Shippo. That spelt disaster for him. Uh oh.
"Jaken, see to it that the guests are led to their rooms."
"Yes, master…." he trailed off.
Sesshomaru went straight to his room and flung himself on the bed.
Oh god. That was tiring.
He rolled over. I still cant believe Kagome helped Naraku like that…………..I mean that forgiving?
Speaking of Kagome……I should go and check if she doesn't inflict brain damage upon herself, like last time.
He got up quickly and walked to Kagome's room.
There were sounds of laughter coming from inside.
He twitched his ears a bit and listened intently.
Inuyasha was saying, and laughing at the same time, "Oh, yeah, well I bet you can't fight me!"
Sesshomaru's interest sparked. What were they doing in there?
"Pft. Like I need to! I bet you can't even throw my boomerang!"
"Sure I can!"
"Ah, shut up! I could suck you all into my wind tunnel in a matter of seconds!"
"AH HA! Well, I can pin you to a tree for eternity, 'cause, no one is gonna save you next time!"
"You didn't save me!"
"Yeah I did!"
"AH shut up! Or else I'll chop you all up and feed you to Kilala!"
A lot of spluttering.
Sesshomaru frowned. What could they all be doing that involved so many threats and jibes?
"Oh yeah, well I bet you cant eat even one of Kagome's mom's curry plates!"
"Well if I had them, I wouldn't be so sure!"
"Guys, guys, this isn't even relevant!"
"Like everything else around here!" Kouga complained.
Miroku said, " I bet you can't battle against Sesshomaru!"
Sango said, indignantly, "Of course I can!"
"No you cant!"
Kagome put in, "Of course she can! She just never got the chance!"
Inuyasha piped up, "Oh yeah! She can, battle, and LOSE!"
A big smashing sound.
Miroku's voice said in a nervously, "Ah….of course you can, my dear Sango! I always had faith in you! My lovely Sango…..uh…."
Inuyasha seemed to be getting up. "Hey! What was that for?"
Sango replied. "Random reasons." and there was another thud.
Inuyasha got up this time, and in a woozy voice, said, "Oh yeah? Well I know one bet you can never do!"
"Bring it on!" Sango said in arrogantly confident voice.
Ah! Thought Sesshomaru. So that's what they are doing! Betting impossible bets on each other? He frowned. That's crazy!
Kagome heard the thoughts running through Sesshomaru's mind.
She snuck over to the door and opened it. Sesshomaru lost his balance a bit at being exposed, and struggled to recover his dignity while a woozy Inuyasha announced his ultimate bet.
"I bet you can't grow gills!"
Sango spluttered and looked murderously at Inuyasha, who was doing his little happy dance at his victory, while Kagome giggled.
She left him in the doorway and sat down again.
Sesshomaru paused, unsure of what to do. Should he leave or watch his brother make a fool of himself? Number two, definitely.
He sat down on a pillow quietly with amusement dancing in his eyes as he watched the betting contest.
It was Sango's turn. "Well that isn't fair!"
Inuyasha stuck out his tongue. "Yes it is! I can bet you to do whatever you want to!"
"Fine!" Sango replied. " I bet you can't……um…….jump out the window!"
She pointed to the window of Kagome's room, which overlooked into a muddy patch in the garden.
"Can too!"
"Can not!" Sango knew she was aggravating him, but enjoyed it all the same.
"Fine! Watch me!"
"The pleasures mine!" she said, and watched with a smirk as Inuyasha leaped out the window to land in the muddy garden.
"See?" he said triumphantly.
"Yep." she replied, laughing, as she calmly reached across and shoved Inuyasha, making him fall face first in the mud and then closing the window.
Sesshomaru smirked. Trust Inuyasha to be that stupid!
Kagome burst into laughter with Miroku and Kouga as they saw the evil grin on Sango's face.
"Now, he'll be the one needing gills!" she said, smirking.
The door flew open by a furious and very muddy and stinky Inuyasha. "uh…..Sango-chan…..I think you should run!" she whispered to Sango.
"Uh…..good idea!" Sango said, while she leapt to the other side of the room. Before she could run inside the bathroom, her fortress, though, Inuyasha tackled her and landed on top of her.
"Ah! Get off me!"
"Gladly!" he said with a grin.
He got off, but while Sango was getting up, he completed her look with a muddy hand all over her face.
Sango stood there, stupefied.
She was now covered in mud from Inuyasha, back and front and all over her face.
"INUYASHA!" she screeched.
Inuyasha dove under the bed.
She stomped inside the bathroom, and after washing her face and slightly cleaning her clothes, crept over to Kagome.
She whispered, "Kagome, do you have any…..balloons?"
Kagome grinned. " Ok, but then can I help?"
"Sure. Glad for your help!"
Kagome grabbed her backpack and ran inside the bathroom with Sango.
The bathroom was huge, and lavishly decorated as before.
Sango's muddy tracks covered the floor and looking even dirtier compared to the pearly white of he towels hanging on the wooden wall.
"Ok, how about I fill those, and you go get changed."
"Into what?"
"Hm….here."
Kagome pressed a pair of her clothes towards Sango who at first looked skeptical, then went behind the changing screen to peel of her mud caked clothes.
Kagome was almost done half of them when Sango emerged.
Kagome bit her lip.
"Uh…..Sango….your wearing the shirt inside out and the wrong way around." She informed the older girl, struggling to control her laughter.
"Really?" Sango went to change again. This time when she came out, she was wearing everything properly.
"Wow!" Kagome exclaimed. "Those really look good on you!"
"You think so?" Sango looked down at her black simple t shirt and blue tight denim capris.
Her hair was still wet, but spread over her back nonetheless.
"Yep, now come and help me fill these. Im almost done."
They both came out carrying a large bucket, full of water balloons.
Sesshomaru looked up to see them both, clad in strange clothes (as always for Kagome) and wearing large grins on heir faces.
Inuyasha, who was now sitting in the middle of Miroku and Kouga, apparently arguing about something, glanced at them and froze.
He knew his death sentence when he saw it.
He was still all muddy, only having bothered to clean his face.
Sango lifted a balloon and grinned.
She threw it at Inuyasha, and he still frozen in place, it hit him, smack in the face and popped, wetting his entire head and his shoulders.
Sesshomaru let out a small yelp of surprise and jumped to the side where he happened to run into Kouga, also curious about the unorthodox new weapon.
"What is that?" he asked Kouga, who shrugged.
"I dunno."
Sesshomaru reached out and gripped Kagome's hand, which was currently pulled back to ensure a god shot at Inuyasha, who was still frozen in place.
"What?" she hissed at him, annoyed.
"What is that?"
"What?"
"The weapon you're wielding!"
"Oh, this? " he nodded. " It's a water balloon."
He traced her arm with his claw lightly until he found the balloon in her hand.
He gently and cautiously took a hold of it from Kagome, who ran off to get another one.
He inspected the thing carefully. It seemed to be soft, and squishy, smelled like the bucket they drank water from, and water.
It was damp and cold against his skin. He lowered his face a little to observe more, and to see how it could be used, and unconsciously pressed it a bit.
SPLOOSH!
He yelped and jumped back, but only after he had wet his face and his hair.
He felt around his face. It seemed to be ordinary water.
No wonder they were using it on Inuyasha. It couldn't do any real harm!
In that case, he would use them, and figure out precisely how to throw these things. He watched Kagome and Sango aim at a now dodging and dripping wet Inuyasha, for a bit, until he walked over to the bucket. He reached inside, careful to keep his claws away from the balloons. He grabbed a red balloon out a variety of colors.
Hm...I wonder if it being red has some other property….
No, Sesshomaru! They are just water balloons. Simply aim and throw!
Like this? He stretched his arm facing her.
Yes! And, keep your claws always from them, I see you've already managed to make one burst on you!
Not the most pleasant experience.
He released the balloon from his hand, and it went and splattered on target…………………Kagome.
"SESSHOMARU!" she thundered.
I didn't mean for that!
But she wouldn't listen. She took another balloon and threw it, to miss Sesshomaru by inches.
Ha! You can't hit me!
I wouldn't be so sure if that if I were you!
"Sango! Inuyasha! Anyone else who can throw! New target!" and she threw another balloon, which Sesshomaru dodged with ease.
Inuyasha scratched his head. What? A second ago they were hitting him, and now, recruiting him to hit Sesshomaru? Oh well……as long as it's Sesshomaru…….or Kouga would be good too….
He thought as he walked over to the still full bucket, dripping.
He took his stand by Kagome and Kouga, with Miroku and Sango on the other side.
They all spread out in Kagome's spacious and now drenched room.
Sesshomaru smirked. A challenge. Inuyasha threw first, he dodged to the left. Then from Sango, to the right, Miroku, duck, Sango again, left, Kouga, up, Kagome, duck, Inuyasha, jump, Sango land on her left, Kagome, duck, ahhh!
He was unable to jump, land and duck at the same time to avoid the barrage of water balloons, and Kagome's balloon hit him on his left thigh.
"See! HA! I can hit you!"
"I can hit back!" he raced over to the bucket, a blur, and grabbing a balloon, threw it at her slow figure.
Inuyasha, seeing this, raced in front of her, knocking her to the side, but getting hit squarely in the chest himself.
Heroic idiot. Sesshomaru thought sarcastically.
I'm not complaining.
Its in your favor.
Yup. I'm so lucky!
Sesshomaru, dodging the thrown balloons, lunged for the bucket and threw a yellow one at her. Inuyasha was too slow to see what was happening and it resulted in her getting her skirt and legs drenched.
Not lucky now!
Kagome yelled to someone to throw her a balloon while she tried to get up, and was thrown one by Kouga. But he threw it with a little too much force, that even when she caught it, it exploded, leaving her simmering and wetter then before.
"KOUGA!" she screamed.
"Uh oh…" he said and grabbed a balloon. My woman can be really scary……. But if she liked to have fun, then fine with me!
She let go of her balloon aimed straight for Kouga. He flung his balloon at her, but because both were in the process of attacking, they couldn't dodge, and it hit square in the face if both.
In the back, Sango was now having a duel with both Sesshomaru and Inuyasha, both having teamed up to get her. She thrust her boomerang in front of her for cover, and threw out the side with Miroku, who was helping her.
The room was in total chaos everyone was throwing, dodging, missing, catching, hitting, getting hit, and drenched, but most of all, soaking the room.
Kouga jumped behind Miroku and held him by the neck.
"What?"
"You're my hostage!" Kouga grinned.
"Kagome, put the balloon down and back out the door, or Miroku gets it!" he held a balloon over Miroku's head as proof.
Kagome grinned. "it's every man for himself…or girl…whatever!" and proceeded to throw a balloon that showered water on both Kouga and Miroku.
They were united in their indignation.
They both roared and joined forces to get back at Kagome, who had now hid behind Inuyasha.
"What?" he asked, wondering why the sudden need of protection, while they were fighting Sango.
"Help!" she wailed. Inuyasha whipped around to see Miroku and Kouga both Kagome's rivals.
She bounced off and held him by the neck lightly.
"You're my body guard now!" she said brightly. "You hit me, you hit Inuyasha!" she yelled to Miroku and Kouga, fully expecting them to stop.
They simply shrugged and said, " I thought it was every man for himself?" and bombarded them with balloons.
Inuyasha turned around, an angrily amused expression on his face.
"Not now!" she dismissed his anger.
"We've got company!"
Pretty soon they were back to back with Sango, still aiming at Sesshomaru.
Things changed when one of Kagome's stray balloons burst on his shoulder, and Miroku was hit by Kouga. Then Inuyasha accidentally popped a balloon on both Kagome AND Sango, resulting in total chaos.
No one knew who their teams were anymore, just hit and dodge from and at anyone and everyone!
The door swung wide open. Everyone froze in place. Miroku and Kouga were on the floor, Kagome hiding under the bed, Sango behind her boomerang, and Inuyasha and Sesshomaru with balloons in their hands. They turned slowly to see Shippo, looking awestruck, in the doorway.
The room was vandalized, everything ripped and wet. There were several dents in the walls from where one of the heavier characters would lose their balance, and mud tracked all over the place too.
"And they say me and Rin are destructive!"
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Hey! How'd you like that? Im sorry it wasnet really funny, but im out of funny ideas.
I need ideas or else I'll be in a writers block!
For some reason I still think that it would be impossible for kagome not to bring at least SOME things to her friends in the feudal era, like clothes….and games (water balloons) ect.
4ever disturbed:- thanxs, glad you liked it! It's alright if you missed one, but I do like it when you catch up on your reviews!
Michelle weasely fenton:- yeah, ok, it's alright. Yeah, I do thinks she's too soft…..
Airpeeps:- yep, and I NEED ALL THE HELP I CAN GET! One of the main reasons I probably cant write fluff, is (don't laugh) I'm a thirteen year old tomboyish person!
So……I still view all the soppy stuff as soppy stuff……plz don't stop reading my fanfic now that I've revealed my true identity!