Naraku's mind games

WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM??

"SSSSEEEEESSSSSHHHHOOOOMMMMAAARRRRUUUUUU!!" Kagome screeched. It wasn't the middle of the nigh so she wasn't as loud sounding as usual, but she was good. She suddenly spotted something in the distance. A white clothed person with long white hair.

She ran over to the person and shoved her book back into his grip. "Study this in case we get swapped during my exams! I'll quiz you later, and you can quiz me! A study group!" she smiled.

Sesshomaru just looked up from the bag he was staring at just a second ago. "I don't have time-"

"Oh, thanks!" Kagome cut him off and run off. You know I do think I'll get better marks if Sesshomaru takes my exams for me...

"I'm making Sesshomaru study my books..." she hummed as she ran off in her usual cheerful attitude towards the gardens.

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knock knock

"Come in!" kagome called, struggling to get off the bed. knock

"COME IN!" knock knock knock

"Oh for the love of..."knock

"COME IN!" knock knock knock

"ARE YOU DEAF?" knock knock

"Damn you!" knock

"What the-"knock knock

"WILL YOU SHUT UP OR NOT?"Knock

"FINE!"knock knock, knock knock, knock

"BE THAT WAY!" knock knock?

knock knock, knock knock knock knock, knock

"WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?" uh...knock knock, knock

Kagome stomped over to the door, infuriated by this stupid person who didn't seem to have any thoughts and his damn knocking.

"I told you to come-" she stopped in mid sentence when she saw Sesshomaru standing with her books.

She smiled and pushed her hair from it's sleeping mode. (all over her face) "YAY! Study group!" she cheered and yanked on his arm to bring him in before he could object.

Wrong. This is not study group. There is no way this Sesshomaru is going to study with such a intriguing and difficult book with a dimwit like yourself.

Done?

Yes.

Good. Now lets get started.

Weren't you even listening to what I was saying?

No, not really.

Your impossible, really.

Honto? (really?)

yes.

Thanks.

That wasn't a compliment.

I wasn't asking for one.

I wasn't giving you one.

Good for you fluffkins.

Don't call me that.

Says who?

Says me!

And you are...?

The great Sesshomaru who can easily kill with a flick of his hand.

Oh I'm honored.

You should be.

Well, I am.

Isn't it amazing that a meeting with anyone from Inuyasha's friends results in nothing every time?

Inuyasha's friends? Aren't we yours?

You wish.

Kagome feigned crying. Not fair! And I thought I was your friend.! WAAAHHHH!

It is also amazing that we successfully manage to talk about NOTHING the entire time...

It's also amazing who much of a bastard you are.

(random people who can somehow hear their mental conversation go 'oooooooouch')

It is no less astonishing how you never get tired of this damn never ending conversation.

Right! Kagome smiled. You keep it going!

I keep it going? He scoffed.

Yep! Now to study!

I just told you! I am not studying with you!

But if we get swapped during my exams then you have to take them for me!

No way am I going to take some strange test for you.

Yes you are.

No.

Yes.

No.

Yes.

No.

Yes.

You can't make me. Damn I'm sounding like Inuyasha...

On the contrary I can!

Your not supposed to say that!

Well, too bad. I did. What are you going to do about it?

Sesshomaru muttered something that sounded suspiciously like, "Never again as long as I live will I befriend a miko..."

A-HA! So you DO think of me as a friend!

Says which mentally retarded person here?

YOU DO! Ha!

Truly the idiot.

I know.

You are.

I know you are.

Not me, YOU!

Yeah! NOT ME, YOU!

Sesshomaru slapped his hand on his forehead. Idiot.

Yeah I know.

You! Kagome Higurashi is the idiot!

Yeah! What do you take me for? You! Sesshomaru what-ever-the-hell-your-last-name-is-royal-popsicle is the idiot!

Another red mark on Sesshomaru's forehead. Damn your moronic mind.

Blessing accepted.

Just GET ON WITH IT!

Oh! with the study group?

No, on with your life.

Sorry, but my life's gonna be hell if I don't pass high school.

Good. Then you know how you make my life feel all the time.

I don't?!

All the reason to do even the parts I know wrong!

If you make me fail on purpose, I swear I will not hesitate to fluffy you into eternity.

Oh sure. Your going to roll over and die in about what? At the current rate your aggravating me, ten seconds.

Was that the threat?

Did it sound like one?

Nah...you just said you would kill me.

THAT IS A THREAT YOU IDIOTIC MIKO!

It was? oh—ooohhhh!

It's times like this I wonder what my brother sees in you.

Kagome flushed. What?

Don't deny it.

D-d-deny what?

Your stuttering in your mind. Pathetic.

Back to the topic. Denying what?

I was under the impression I came here to tell you something else.

Whatever. Deny what?

That Inuyasha for some godforsaken reason, loves you.

Kagome flushed again as Sesshomaru continued.

Now you'll probably make my even more hell if your living here 24/7 with Inuyasha as your mate.

WHAT?

Oh come on.

Don't you 'oh come on' me.

It's weird how people like to deny things, even if the other person had proof.

Oh yeah? What proof do you have to make this little fairytale of yours come to life?

I remember a time not too long ago...here I was...calmly walking in a deserted corridor minding my own business...

MINDING YOU OWN BUSINESS? She spat.

Yes. I believe that is what I said.

You were spying! You idiot!

You have nothing to prove THAT accusation, unlike some OTHER person here...

You're being sarcastic aren't you?

No, I'm singing.

Really?I love singing! Let's sing together! Kagome snickered. She just LOVED how doing the stupid miko act annoyed Sesshomaru so much...

So...whats the tenth number of Pi?

Say what?

Start listening the first time!

Your the last person I want to hear that from!

I'm the last person who wants to have to tell you that!

Sesshomaru slapped his forehead again. Why I am cursed with having to be around you, is beyond me.

It's beyond me why I am cursed to stay around you.

WILL YOU STOP TWISTING EVERYTHING I SAY?

Why I have to twist everything you say is also beyond me.

Stupid miko.

Why, thank you!

Miko just got stupid-er.

Your welcome! (bows)

Miko just hit rock bottom. Miko is the stupidest!

Aaawwww! Isn't that cute? Fluffy is complimenting me!

Or so I thought. He rolled his eyes. Ok, anyways, your moronic antics aside, these books, what are they all about? I could only understand these two, and only barely by guessing my way through.

That one's the math and kanji one. I thought so. So your clueless in english, history and most of geography. Damn.

This kanji one was easy, the mathematics, I could do it all, but the rest...

Ok, how about I don't make you study history? She had a bad feeling about what might happen if Sesshomaru came to know about the future...

He grabbed it out of her hand.

Uh...it's human history anyways! It doesn't concern you!

It'd better not. He threw it back and sat down with the geography. After about five minutes of him flipping pages mindlessly with Kagome staring suspiciously, he got up. "done."

She gaped. But you only flipped through!

I memorized it.

You can't do it that fast!

A lifetime of reading does that to you.

I'd like to experience that...you read at lighting speed!

Slower. And the book was quite interesting...I never knew about this 'europe' or 'america' places..

I wonder how they are like right now...

Those places?

Yep...I always wanted to go to Europe...but in medieval times...OMG! AWESOME IDEA! She cheered.

Un. There is absolutely no way you can expect me to...

LETS GO TO EUROPE! YAY!

What the..? He felt the urge to wince, but stopped himself.

EUROPE! I CAN"t WAIT!

Uhh...miko?

Europe...I can't wait...I'll start packing! She began to empty her bag on the bed and run out of the room when Sesshomaru grabbed her by the collar, jolting her a bit before she came to a stop.

He held her at eye level.

Miko, get it in your thick skull. WE ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE, ESPECIALLY NOT EUROPE.

Sure we are! Start packing! We're leaving in a day!

What did I just tell you?

Uh...your scared of going to europe?

No. we are not going to europe.

Yes we are!

No we arent!

Yes.

No.

Yes.

No.

Yes.

No, and that's final.

Killjoy. I'll take Inuyasha with me!

Go ahead.

Goody! Come on! Your gonna help me convince him! She grabbed a very surprised Sesshomaru by his tail and proceeded to almost drag him out the door before she ran into Inuyasha.

"Oh! There you are! Get ready! We're going to Europe!"

Inuyasha muttered, "I guess that what they call 'out of the blue...'" Why the hell is Sesshomaru with her?

Sesshomaru smirked. Over protective I see...

You read. Kagome corrected.

What?

You read his mind. You didn't see him.

You're going to fail if you keep on thinking like that.

I know...wahhh!

"Ok, anyways, you'll take me won't you Inuyasha?" Kagome put on her sweetest smile.

Sesshomaru ya bastard what kind of brainwashing did you do to her?

"Uh...where exactly is Europe?" he narrowed his eyes on Sesshomaru who shrugged.

"Ohhh! I know! It's...only around...6 thousand flying miles over the ocean...heh..." Kagome laughed sheepishly.

"Oh right! I'm SO sure we have time to go around to weird places when Naraku is on the loose!" Inuyasha exclaimed.

"YAY!" she smiled widely. (it would put Rin to shame) "I knew we could g- waaaait a second...you weren't being sarcastic were you?" she narrowed her eyes at Inuyasha who just looked dumbly at her.

He put him hand on her forehead. You don't have temperature do you? "Sesshomaru have you been giving her something?" he asked to the widely smirking demon lord over her shoulder.

"Like?" As if.

"Ummm...maybe sake or something?" he asked, now having drawn his hand away.

"Nop. This Sesshomaru has many other ladies to drink sake with." he smirked again at Kagome thoughts. AH! MIROKUS RUBBED OFF ON EVERYBODY!!

And then at Inuyasha's. Well, well well. You would think he could call me on one of his sake sessions... wait 'till Miroku gets ahold of this.

Kagome sighed. Miroku deserved to die. Now. Now everyone's a frikin' pervert!

"That's it. You've been studying too much." he picked her up and threw her on the bed. "you'll get them tomorrow." he said as he proceeded to make a getaway with Kagome's backpack. Not.

Kagome sat up on the bed and screeched "INUYASHA! GIVE ME BACK MY BOOKS!" a thought cam back to her. I will.Not. Go to sleep!

Sesshomaru smirked. See? We're not going anywhere. Now, about the book, you can get them tomorrow. And don't make me repeat myself, I AM NOT GOING TO STUDY THEM.

Bummer.

You could say that.

I am.

Your thinking it.

Shut up killjoy! We are going to Europe.

We can't! We don't even know where that place is! We can't go!

Humph...I hate you.

Now be good and go to sleep or else I'll have to tie you down.

Like you did last time?

Yes.

You do remember what I did to you after you tied me? And the fact that I won the little fight of ours, ending up with Sorai in the middle of the night. She snickered.

Sesshomaru was just starting to get annoyed. A weird thing but ever since he had known this miko personally his patience had been tested so many times that he no longer got angry so easily. Except for with Jaken. But then again even looking at the poor imp made Sesshomaru's blood boil. Poor poor Jaken.

Kagome flopped down on her bed. Get out. I'm going to sleep. Exams can go to hell.

Don't worry. I'm going. Sheesh.

And he walked out the door.

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I just had this sudden urge to write one of their LOOOOOONG mental conversations (coughargumentcough)...don't kill me. I know this was a filler chapter...but I felt the need to write this for some reason. This wasn't the best chapter, but I'll make it up to you all!