Disclaimer: I don't own Once Upon a Time.

AN: So after last night's delightful Drunk Snow, I couldn't help but write more. I set this after the events in season 6, let's say it's been a few months. Regina, Emma, and Snow decide to have another girl's night at Aesop's. David, being awake too this time, gladly agrees to stay home with Neal and Henry so the girls can go out a bit. Where's Killian you ask? Hmm..let's pretend he didn't come back? Or he did if you really want, but he's not in this. :)

Once Upon a Snowing

Drunk

Emma sighed and pinched the bridge of her nose in mild irritation. She had no idea why the hell she let Regina talk her into another one of these things. Granted, she wasn't sad this time and they had a few laughs. But her mother was supposed to have been their designated driver tonight. She agreed and said multiple times that she wasn't going to drink this time. Nope...she was going to say sober. But that went out the window several "Artisanal" drinks ago.

Seriously, she didn't know what Aesop, this time the real one, was putting in these drinks, but they were kicking Snow's butt again. It wasn't an entire wash though, because if she was being completely honest, her mother was a riot when she was drunk. It was time to go though. The Vikings looked very irritated and none of them could drive. Thankfully, she was still sober enough to dial her father.

"Hello?" David answered.

"Hey Dad," Emma said.

"Hey Em...everything okay?" he asked.

"Yeah...it's just Mom can't be our designated driver. She's kind of trashed," Emma replied, knowing her father's chuckle would come next.

"I'll be there in five," he replied, as she hung up. Henry and Neal were both likely asleep and would be fine while he was gone for just a few minutes.

"There she goes again," Regina said, as she sipped at her Appletini.

"Oh God...Mom…" she started to say, trying to stop her.

"Don't...let her crush a few more fragile Viking egos," Regina said in amusement.

"I still don't know how she has aim like that when she's trashed," Emma complained, as Snow cheered loudly, as another one of her knifes decimated the bullseye on the dart board that had seen much better days before it met Snow White. Snow put her fingers on her head, imitating their horns again.

"I win again, boys. I think it's time to up the wager, though I doubt any of you can beat me," Snow drawled, as she tossed another knife, hitting the bullseye again.

"Listen girly…" one of the brutes started to say. They were getting surly. Viking men did not like being beaten, much less by a woman, which made the fact that her mother could beat them all while drunk even better. She was thinking that she probably should intervene when she heard her father's voice.

"Snow," he said, amusement dripping from his voice. She turned and her face lit up with a smile.

"Charming…" she said in a sing-song voice that made Regina roll her eyes. Snow stumbled toward her husband and practically fell against him, as she wrapped her arms around his neck. He chuckled.

"I think we should go home now," he suggested. Snow looked like she was pretending to think about it.

"But honey...I'm winning…" she whined.

"Of course you are. It's not like any of these guys could beat you," he replied.

"One more round?" she asked, pouting her bottom lip. He rolled his eyes.

"One more round," he relented. She grinned and surprised him by kissing him.

"Mmm...you taste good baby…" she purred, causing him to flush a bit, because Snow was not quiet when she was inebriated.

"Oh my God…" Emma complained, as she downed the rest of her drink. David shrugged at her, but he knew he needed to get Snow home soon before she scarred their daughter even more.

Snow was competitive when she was sober and worse when she was drunk. But when that stage was over, then she got really flirty with him really fast.

"Uh huh...and you taste boozy," he teased. She giggled.

"I'm drunk," she said, like it wasn't obviously.

"I know," he replied.

"Everyone knows," Regina griped.

"You don't get to be annoyed. This was your idea...again," Emma complained.

"Well, she said she wasn't going to drink," Regina shot back and Emma rolled her eyes.

Snow threw another knife and hit the bullseye, causing groans from the vikings, while she cheered at the top of her lungs. Charming indulged her by clapping and caught her, barely, as she threw her arms around him again.

"Mmm...you smell good too," Snow slurred and the surprised him again, as she started to kiss him.

"Oh...okay…" he said, as he kissed her back. He couldn't help it. After all they had been through, he loved seeing her get to relax finally and have a little fun. He chuckled.

"I think it's time to go home now," he suggested again, as Snow was finding the lights above them particularly interesting. Then she looked at him with a glassy look and a flirty smile.

"Yes...let's go home and have sex!," she announced. He sighed, feeling himself flush in embarrassment again, though he couldn't help his grin.

"Holy hell…" Emma complained in mortification. Aesop smirked, his shoulders shaking with laughter.

"I'm guessing you'd like another hit?" he joked.

"And a rock to crawl under," she added.

"Yeah, one for me too," Regina chimed in.

"Uh...I'm gonna take her out to the car," David said awkwardly.

"Yeah...we'll be out in a minute," Emma replied.

"Yes, please get her out of here," Regina pleaded, as Snow started to stumble.

"Okay, up you go," he said, as he swept her into his arms, bridal style. She yelped and giggled.

"You're really good at that," she said, as she started petting his face.

"I've had practice," he agreed.

"Charming?" she asked.

"Yes my darling?" he indulged.

"Why is everything spinning?" she wondered. He chuckled.

"That happens when you're drunk, my love," he replied. She giggled.

"I'm drunk," she repeated, as he carried her to the car.

"Wow…" Emma said.

"Yeah," Regina added.

"So...girl's night," Emma prompted.

"Don't worry, I've learned my lesson. Your mother is a menace," Regina said, as she paid the tab. Emma shrugged.

"Maybe, but she is a pretty fun drunk, you have to admit," Emma laughed. Regina cracked a smile.

"Yeah, it was fun," Regina agreed, as they finished their drinks, paid the tab, and headed out to the car.