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THE LOST CHILDREN OF CYBERTRON
a/n: oh the sweet sound of destruction and mayhem on my part I originally was going to name this chapter 'Trent gets his' but I decided against it and just put it as Pranks part 2. Some of these pranks I borrowed from either YouTube, my dad, some ideas from fellow authors, some movies and my own twisted mind.
Hehehe the pranks was done on all of Trent's friends but for the sake of my sick ass mind (being as I am stuck at home with a repertory infection) I decided to write the second part of this lovely episode lol. I am mostly focusing on what the kids did to Trent since he is the leader and took it the worst.
Well on with the story
Chapter 14: Pranks
Part 2
The plan was simple yet time consuming enough as it is. What Radon explained was the secrecy of this prank; Barricade was smirking saying that Radon truly was a Decepticon. Not only were they going to get back at Trent and his gang for making fun of their new friends but expose him for what he really was.
A bully
As everything started to fall into place the first part of the plan is about to begin.
Let Operation Hip Hop Police begin
----TRANQUILITY HIGH LOCKER ROOMS----
Phase 1: Operation Music Dispute
Kekoa was busy changing out of his gym uniform and back into his regular clothes. They were required to shower after gym and Kekoa didn't mind after all he was used to it from Kamehameha. As he changed he let his radio play some rock music nearby and put his cell phone in his locker.
Kekoa then exited the locker rooms to go to his next class smirking the whole way.
While he was there he passed Trent on his way out. The said bully shoved him against the wall and Kekoa shoved back before flipping him off and disappearing into the crowds. Trent walked in with his cronies getting ready to football practice when they noticed the radio on the bench.
"Well what do we have here?" he said and picked it up.
It had a name written on the back that said, 'Property of Kekoaokalani Pakele Papa Hitachi' it came with a cell number and address. Trent laughed as he picked up the radio.
"Nice sounds," another of his posy said an African American male and next to him another white boy.
All of them had arms the size of tree trunks and very tight abs. But the radio that is currently playing mortal kombat was something that Trent always wanted. He turned it off and gotten dressed not noticing the radio give off a snicker. He even failed to notice the strange symbol on the front it as well. The radio then turned back on and started to play 'Bad Boys'. Trent turned around and nearly slipped.
"Whoa dude who turned on the radio?" he demanded,
"I don't know man," said the first member of his gang.
"Turn it off Marcus," Trent said and 'Marcus' gladly turned it off again.
Only to have it turn on to a porn station.
The sounds of people bumping and grinding and the moaning got the boys to the point where they all had to take cold showers. The radio turned off when they all got out of the showers and proceeded towards the football field with the radio in tow. The said radio remained quiet as they placed it on the bench and proceeded to practice football. Unknown to them the coach was watching the radio and it lay silent till he turned his head. When he turned back the radio was gone.
Sonic nearly laughed his head off as he walked towards the benches and spotted some of Trent's friends. Carefully he snuck up to them and with lightning quick reflexes he makes precision cuts along their uniforms and most notably their pants. Taking pictures and recording them on his camera he walked away but not before slipping something into the water barrel.
When Trent returned after dealing some odd practice with Larry and Marcus having to go back to the locker rooms due to loss of pants. He found the same radio still on the bench. Coach must have brought it back in he thought. As he got near the radio his cell phone rang and Trent went to answer it only to find that there was no one on the other side. Shrugging he turned off his cell phone and looked down at the radio.
Only to find it gone.
"What the fuck?" he said and tried to look for it only to find that the said radio was no where to be found.
Trent tried to think of what happened to the radio and then shrugged again as he finished changing into his outfit and walked out.
As he walked out music began to play behind him and he turned to find the said radio again on the bench. Glaring at it he grabbed it roughly and walked out with it in hand. What he did not notice was the cell phone that was thrown out of his pocket and replaced with a look alike. Giggling to himself he started to play a tune on the radio, 'Baby Got Back,' Trent nearly lost his grip on the radio and fumbled with the buttons.
"I would not touch that dial if I were you," was the reply like the DJ on a station and Trent nearly dropped it for the second time.
The song 'Dude looks like a lady' began to play and Trent really did drop the radio and ran for it.
By the time he came back with the janitor the radio was already gone.
Phase 2: Operation sex hotlines
When Trent got home what he failed to notice was that he cell phone had not been ringing off the hook for quite a while. Reaching into his pocket he found that the phone was indeed dead as if the battery died. Plugging it in he saw that the battery began to charge as he laid on his bed pondering the day.
"Trent dinner's ready," said his mother on the other side of the door.
"Coming mother!" yelled Trent as he got up and walked out of the room leaving the said phone alone.
The phone then spat out the charger and transformed into the form of Scrappy. The little Nokia bot was more then happy to terrorize Trent's room while said boy was out. He looked around and saw all the boys' clothes and quickly went to work shredding clothes to no ends and placing hidden devices on the DVD player and replacing DVD's by peeling off the labels. He then proceeded in the rapid amount of time to put hair dye in the shampoo. Put chilly pepper water in the toothpaste (the hottest you can find) plant a very funny virus on his computer and sign him up for every porn mag and video subscription in the world. He then proceeded to do the inevitable. He popped open a tiny bottle of something very fowl and poured it all over his bed. Then proceeded to the window and opened it up all the way.
Hearing footsteps Scrappy then transformed back into his cell phone mode and plugged back in the charger. All the while filming everything that happened when Trent came back into his room.
"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY ROOM!"
Phase 3: Operation Computer hacking
Frenzy nearly cackled with glee at finding that Scrappy finally got the virus into his computer and began to type away. Both he and Stitch were laughing as Frenzy installed some very nasty stuff into Trent's computer. That includes a hack that broke down his antivirus systems and his fire walls without him knowing. Then Frenzy rebuilt his system to start playing very annoying ads that he had found on a movie once. He even tapped into his school files and those of his friends.
Typing away the hacker was more then happy to plant a few things for them the next time they access the school computers. That included making fake naked pictures of all the male teachers and putting a whole pile of gay porn into Trent's computer and sending the email to his father's private email. He then hacked into Trent's X-box live account and changed a few things on his profile. Including the fact that his Halo character would be naked now and constantly getting a hard on during the game if he glanced at any female officer.
The deranged bot also made fluffy notes come and go on his screen so when he turned on his computer a dumb video clip of a man peeing off the rocks at some out of country beach. He even put the same picture as a background. To make matters even funnier he modified a Disney game that he had found and planted it like a virus that would eat all his files. Smirking to himself he cracked his knuckles and proceeded to go further by tapping all his phone lines and connecting them to random houses every the dialed a number. He even changed the ring tones on his phone (when they give back the original).
Frenzy cackled when he finished his work and folded his legs to his body before closing the laptop.
Marie just so happened to walk in when Frenzy cackled and she muttered, "I don't want to know," she said while exiting.
Phase 4: Operation Car Problems
While Scrappy was busy in the house Skeeter and Sonic decided to play with Trent's car while Zenith was parked across the street. Both of them walked around making sure everyone was inside before getting to work. Skeeter went under the car and began popping all the tires by letting the air out. Sonic went inside and fiddled with the wires so that way whenever Trent started his Hummer H3 it would only start the radio and the windshield wipers. To actually start the car he would have to turn on the lights and then the car would start.
Sonic then put down shrink wrap to the seats and slowly dismantled the screws to his seats so they would fall back when every Trent started his car. Skeeter signaled to the rest of the posy in the car and Stitch came skittering out with a bag full of sugar. He then opened the intake valve (which was under key so he would have to pick the lock) and poured the sugar down the intake pipe.
Skeeter made his way over to the engine and thankfully for his small size he did not need to have the hood up. Climbing up he noted that the spark plugs were kept at the top and so removed them one by one. After he was done he cut the battery lines as well as the fuel lines and fused them together (Don't ask how this is done but somehow my brother has done it) he then flipped down and smirked to himself while he cut the cooling lines as well.
"That will teach him" he said to himself as he and the others left the scene but not before Radon with her bird Hologram fluttered down with Trent's real phone and switched Scrappy with it. Flying away she then dropped Scrappy with Zenith and the others. Zenith silently left the scene and they laughed the whole way down the road towards home.
---The next day----
Trent after trying to clean his ruined room stormed into the bathroom to get a shower before going to school. As he cleaned himself up he noticed that something fell towards the ground. Looking down he realized that it was the soap and picking it up he had gotten a large case of itching from around his skin. He could not stop scratching for a good five minutes before he walked towards his sink to brush his teeth. As he did he failed to notice that the toothbrush has been littered with some sort of dye and the toothpaste has been filled with….
"AHHHH HOOOOTTTTTT!"
Now more awake Trent walked over to his closet to see if he could find anything that he could wear to school that was not ruined and found a T-Shirt and some jeans. Putting it on he failed to notice the logo on neither the back nor the dark stain under his pants. He then walked out to get some breakfast and luckily nothing was tampered with. After calling the cops last night about the room his parents and the cop took it as a harmless prank and Trent was left fuming.
I swear if I find those fuckers in school I will kill them myself! He growled to himself as he ate his breakfast.
His mother gave him strange looks and so did his father but neither of them said anything as Trent stormed out of the house towards his Hummer. The Hummer looked perfectly fine as he climbed in but when he started the engine the car quickly played the radio. The radio came on to some Mexican music but not engine. He tried again only to have the windshield wipers and lights go on. When he turned off the lights the engine starts…
Only to have it not start at all. Getting angry Trent opened up the hood and looked into the hummer to find to his horror that all the spark plugs had been taken out, his fuel lines cut and his coolant lines cut also. Slamming down the hood he was clearly pissed by now. Getting his cell phone out of his pocket he called his friend Marcus.
"Hey Marcus listen can you give me a ride?" he asked and after a few minutes he hung up with a smirk.
Marcus was only a five minute walk from Trent's place and so he walked down towards Marcus's house. The other boy did not fare too much either as he stared at Trent and Trent stared back. Marcus's vehicle looked to be the same as Trent's but luckily his parents weren't home so he was taking his dad's truck.
On the way to school Marcus picked up the rest of the gang as they turned towards Tranquility High. Already he saw Witwicky's car and that of Hitachi parked right nearby next to the Auto Shop. Growling at his bad day he failed to notice the phone that snuck its way into his bag.
Getting out of the car he made his way towards the school and then towards his homeroom. Nothing happened thankfully as he sat down to listen to the morning announcements of the teacher.
What he failed to notice was that someone had cut a hole at the bottom of his bag. When the bell rang to go to class he stood up, but his books fell back down. Cursing he tried to get them, and the rest of the class started to giggle as he glared back at them. What he clearly failed to notice was the dark stain behind his pants still and the now brown mark at a certain part of his rear end as well that got people grossing out and laughing.
Alex who sat in front of him tried to cover her mouth to keep from laughing as with the rest of the class. The teacher could only glare at Trent.
"Mr. DeMarco this is a History classroom not the bathroom now if you are going to take a dump in my class I suggest that you do so elsewhere or wearing a diaper." He said
Trent finally bent over long enough to look between his legs and see the dark stain on his jeans. Cursing he nearly fell over in shock as he struggled to get out of class since someone stuck their foot out. He then flew out of the classroom and towards the locker room where he knows he has an extra set of clothes.
Phase 5: Operation Extreme Odor
While Alex was attending class Stitch was busy with Trent's locker planting a few Stink bombs in the process the lead all the way up to Trent's locker. Making the final adjustments, and laughing he put the hidden camera up where no one could see it. Then he hid away in Kekoa's locker.
Not long after Stitch went into hiding then Trent came barging into the locker room and began to dig for his extra set of clothes. The smell alone was all the information that he needed as he opened up the locker.
Only to find something explode in his face. Something dark and smelly and really disgusting. Angry Trent slammed the door to his locker shut and stormed out of the locker room unknowingly being filmed on camera by Stitch. The laptop nearly laughed as he poked his head out of Kekoa's locker and snuck away through the ventilation shafts.
Phase 6: Operation Scare Tactics
Throughout the day Trent has been having a bad day. Not only did he have to go get another set of clothes from his parents, get a much needed shower only to discover that his hair had been dyed and teeth blackened. He also found out that the shirt he was wearing had drug paraphernalia and anti American advertising on it, but his pants had been stained as if he crapped in it. His locker had been rigged, his car nearly destroyed, his room demolished, and worst of all he found that no only he suffered but his friends suffered as well.
He glared daggers at any passerby and everyone else in that matter. Glaring daggers at everyone he stormed from class to class and each time it gets worse and worse.
There were the thumb tacks on his chair, the super glue on his desk, the mysterious playboy magazine in his textbook that the teacher confiscated and blamed him for reading, the mysterious sounds that he had been hearing in the hallway. And the worst of them all…
The Laxative in his drink
Trent always drank milk or juice (since that is all the school gave) and when he found out about the laxative it was already too late. He ran for the bathroom only to have the said toilets nearly all of them out of order except one but he found out too late that it had shrink wrap on the top of it. He could feel his own shit as he tried to get it out and Trent screamed at that.
Then there was the sounds that kept being played such as that of 'Friday the Thirteenth' and 'The Grudge'. He at one point thought he saw a ghost in the bathroom as something silvery flew past him. Trembling with rage Trent looked like an idiot as he ran out of the bathroom and found that the other stalls were still working.
He was very pissed indeed.
Football practice faired no better as he had lost his uniform to the pranksters who tie dyed it green and red, and put itching powder inside the shirt. Trent was very angry with this and wanted to know who the pranksters were and kill them personally. He looked around and noticed that his teammates are also suffering from the same effects. Some were dumb enough to put on the uniforms and are now acting is if they got fleas.
He slowly got up and found that he no longer had shoes.
"What the fuck!" he yelled
The other football players were laughing as well and Trent nearly blew his gasket as well as his friends.
"Are you feeling lucky punk?" a voice said and Trent jumped out of his skin…
Only to stare at a radio; the same radio that Kekoa owns.
Thinking he knows who to blame he approached the radio.
"Luck like yours won't last long considering you are now the victim of a vicious prank," this time the voice of a young woman came out one that he recognized from on T.V.
He looked up to see a dark blue car in the parking lot and stormed towards it.
If Hitachi wants to pull a fast one on me I will get him for this! He said and headed towards his car. He signaled to his buddies as he approached the '01 Ford Focus.
The said car only stayed the way it was as Trent kicked it and opened up the hood.
"Well lookie here boys' looks like a nice engine to me," he said and the other angry football players laughed. It was then that the car came to life and squirted one of the boys in the face with oil. Yelling in rage the first guy got back up now clearly angry. "Why you piece of shit!" he growled and found himself squirted again.
The others were not laughing though that would have been an understatement. What they did not notice was the police car parked just off to the corner well away from prying eyes.
In the front seat was a small silvery figure as he had his head plugged into a camcorder and recorded every single moment giggling to himself.
Poor Trent took it the worst from the car as he tried to get some wires out.
Only to have the said car blow its radiator cap at him nearly knocking him out. He cracked his head on the roof and fell over, the hood of the car came crashing down on another guy's head and the radio suddenly blared to life. 'Mustang Nisimo' (Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift Soundtrack) was playing on the radio and it was then that they heard the car start up.
They all looked up and found that the car indeed started up without any drivers or nothing and revved its engine at them. Whimpering in fear they backed away as the car seemed to come over the cement bumper and came right at them. Screaming they ran for their lives as the car chased them around campus. They passed a laughing Kekoa and Alex who pretended to hold a remote control with Miles.
All the while all the video was being recorded from both Frenzy and Radon who was soaring high above the school. She was loving every last bit of it as the jet put it all in her processors before heading back to base.
---MEANWHILE---
Now while this was all going on a certain Camero watched with interest as the human Trent was being chased by a driverless car. He had already seen the humans plant something in the car to make it go without a driver but he had to laugh at that. He also was recording the prank being pulled for entertainment purposes since Trent was a constant bully to Sam and Mikaela. As he watched the others run for it he zoomed in on the laughing teens and their remote.
He then thought it was very classical that he saw the said boys run for it until he noticed two other occupants in the nearby park.
A very familiar Saleen Mustang and a small silvery little pest.
He was about ready to engage when he noticed that Frenzy saw him first.
His radio cracked to life as Barricade opened a link to the scout.
"Don't bother Autoscum, I have not come here to cause you problems I just want to see the results of this prank," was the message in Cybertronian.
"Oh really? How is that so? I saw you the other day with that girl at the mall what is the significance to you and her?" was the question.
"I was under orders from her Aunt to keep an eye on her and to take her home that night." Was the reply
"You take orders from a human? Don't make me laugh Decepticon," was the come back
"We had a deal and I follow through with my end of the bargain," Barricade said and cut the link.
Bumblebee sighed as he sat in the parking lot watching the scene unfold before him as the car continued to chase after Trent until he ran back into the school. Alex and Kekoa parked the car back where it belongs and poor Trent was suffering because of it.
---TRENT---
Trent was very pissed as he stormed out of the school utterly humiliated at running form a driverless car. He now knew who the pranksters were as he saw the two cousins with the remote control. Plotting revenge he wanted nothing more then to get them back at what they did. But the question remained how did they break into his house and damaged his car without the alarms going off?
He knew for a fact that his neighborhood was under constant watch and that being as it was in the upper Tranquility that was a luxury. But something tells him that who ever the pranksters were they knew what to do incase they get caught by security. Already the police was involved in whoever got his Hummer and he also called them for his bed room.
While he was walking away he noticed the cell phone on the ground. Picking it up he examined it and read the name on the back, 'Alexandria Pakele,' on the back. Grinning to himself he opened the phone and found that Alex did not lock her phone. He then scrolled down the list of numbers till finally he came across Kekoa's number. Grinning to himself he pressed the 'Dial' button.
"Were sorry but the number you have reached can't be opened because you are an asshole," was on the other side.
"What the fuck?!"
"Were sorry but cussing and swearing will get you nowhere," was the reply.
Trent threw down the phone in surprise.
It was then that everyone in school was looking at him strangely as he ran from campus towards home which was a ways off. Panting when he finally gotten home he walked up to his room and to his surprise his room was neat and clean.
Mom must have cleaned it he thought as he walked towards his computer.
When he booted it up he was shocked to hear it laughing at him. Jumping in shock Trent backed away from the computer till it finally booted to the wall paper of a man taking a crap off of some rocks. Also several advertisements came popping up onto his screen.
"What the fuck! What happened to the wallpaper of my favorite football team?" he said out loud.
Slowly he walked towards the computer and touched the mouse.
Nothing happened.
Sighing with relief he jumped into the chair…
Until it collapsed on him and he fell face first on the floor. Now seeing purple he walked into the kitchen and grabbed a chair. Then walking over to his computer he sat down and began to go towards the internet. He began to type in something on Google…
Only to have a head of some Disney character pop out of the background and laugh at him. Startled he fell over and landed on his head as the thing laughed at him with the volume jacked up to full. The theme song for Barney play on the speakers. Holding his ears Trent tried to shut off the speakers and the computer blared with it as dozens of pictures began to pop out some very disturbing pictures.
There was gay porn pics, regular porn, and some gruesome pics of torture and some very strange pics that you would not find a jock seeing. Screaming he yelled at the top of his lungs. Luckily for him his parents were not home.
"When I find you, you mother fuckers I will kill you!" he said
He even screamed as gay porn pics of all his male teachers popped up.
Unknown to him he was being filmed the whole time and the people watching were rolling on the ground with tears coming out of their eyes.
---back at the hanger---
At this moment the group gathered around Radon as they laughed so hard that it was pure wonder why some of them are Autobots. Frenzy was having a very hard time controlling himself as he and Barricade had never seen this much mayhem since Skywarp pulled pranks on some fellow 'Cons back on Cybertron. Even Aunt Marie was laughing really hard at all the footage that they have gotten on Trent and his friends.
"I think now is the time for the grand finale," said Radon as she bowed.
"Oh and what is that?" asked Stitch
"That is where I would need your help," she said
"I want you all to make a little video of this to be broadcast to the entire student body in three days time," she said laughing.
"The ultimate humiliation," said Kekoa.
"Yep, the ultimate humiliation at the hands of our very own little bot team," she said smiling.
"There is going to be an assembly in three days time," said Alex thinking about it.
"How are we going to do this?" asked Skeeter
"Simple it is called video editing and music. I also thought it would be fun to advertise the announcement in school so that way we can broadcast it throughout the assembly. While making Trent run around in his birthday suit," she said smirking
"You are truly a Decepticon," Frenzy said and Radon smirked.
Final Phase: Operation Hip Hop Police
Thanks to Barricade and Frenzy Radon had gotten some additional footage of Trent doing various misdeeds around the school and outside. Some legal and others not so legal like sneaking in some drugs that many would not have thought found in Trent's bag. The harassment of certain females and of course flirting with the cheerleading squad. All the misdeeds of Trent and his buddies and there is one thing that could happen now.
The ultimate humiliation is about to begin.
It was to say that there was a flyer that went around the school announcing the assembly to discuss new rules. Most of the school groaned as it was disguised as some new policies that would be taken effect immediately.
Throughout the three days of silence Trent and his goons had finally gotten some relief from the pranksters. He was in fact a little paranoid after a while as he sat down and after checking his chair and his clothes he made sure to sit down and nervously glanced at the teacher.
"As you all know there will be an assembly in three days concerning the pranks that have been going on in school and the new school rules. Many heads groaned at this while Alex could only stare up at her homeroom teacher. It was then that Trent leaned over and growled in her ear.
"I know it was you and your cousin that pulled those pranks you both are dead meat," he growled
"How do you know we were with Uncle Cade the whole night," she said and Trent went purple.
"I know it was you bitch don't deny it," he said,
"I don't know what you are talking about in the first place so shut your trap chum bait," she said grinning.
Trent glared at her and plotted a way to catch her in the act.
The bell rang and signaled for the end of Homeroom and everyone filed out. Trent watched Alex as she headed towards her next class. He growled to himself as he followed since he has the same class.
---AT THE SAME TIME---
Sonic and Stitch were busy giggling as they began to rewire the entire sound system for the assembly. Testing out their equipment (themselves) they made quick work of the projector system. They then worked on the P.A. system and rewired it so they can play what ever song they wished from Stitch's song list. Laughing to themselves the two troublemakers head away towards the principal's office for one final round.
---MEANWHILE---
Trent was having a safe day, a day free of any sort of pranks that he could possibly imagine and he was enjoying the peace he was having. As he walked away from his Math class and towards the cafeteria he noticed that Alex was with Mikaela and Sam along with Kekoa and Miles. Growling to himself he watched them chat lightly with each other. He didn't fail to notice now the cell phone that was peeking out from Alex's pocket. Nor the pair of eyes that came with it.
What the hell is that? He asked himself as he stared at the eyes in the pocket.
The eyes finally noticed him and stared back and both Trent and the pair stared before they slipped back into Alex's pocket. Startled Trent could only stare at the thing in the pocket.
The group finally moved away and Trent was made to follow but was caught off guard by a teacher as they called him to their classroom. Trent was not pleased to find that his recent actions have gotten the attention of the Principal and he demanded that Trent behaves or else.
When he got to his locker he tried to open it. When he finally did he found to his disgust that the rim of the door was covered in gum. Growling he placed his books in his locker and slammed the door. He growled low in his throat again and headed towards the lockers.
Luckily nothing happened at football practice and afterwards when he went home.
Finally home Trent went to reinstalling his Operating System and then fixed the rest of his chair and computer. He had to do some clothes shopping at the Mall to replace all the clothes that was destroyed. He even had to put back together his Hummer and when he started it up again had to order a new engine because someone poured sugar down the intake valve.
Getting highly frustrated at cleaning up the pranksters mess he tried again on the computer to find something stuff out about the eyes coming out of Alex's pocket.
However his search turned out blank.
---TWO DAYS TILL ASSEMBLY---
Principal Walters had been a principal at Tranquility High for years, and so when he walked into his office and found a strange laptop computer, and a radio both with strange symbols on it he was surprised.
"Angie did you leave something on my desk?" he asked as he grabbed the radio and walked out with it.
"No sir I did not see that radio before," Angie replied.
Mr. Walters put the radio back on his desk and looked at the laptop on his desk. The innocent looking computer just remained where it was and did not move an inch. He looked at it curiously as he opened it up and found to his surprise that it was on standby. Now that he opened the computer the wallpaper showed up with that of a wolf howling at the moon.
Curious he went to look and see who owns the computer when something beeped to the side.
It was the instant messenger program.
Curious he clicked on the instant messenger and immediately a small widow opened with a timer on it. Looking at it Mr. Walters wondered what was going on when the phone rang. Picking it up Walters answers the phone,
"This is Principal Walters how can I help you?" he said and the voice on the other line spoke for a few minutes.
"I see thank you I will be there in just a moment," he said and hung up the phone.
When he left he did not notice the pair of thin metallic hands come out and snatched his keys out of the ring of his pants. As he left the door was locked and the laptop computer transformed back into Stitch and the radio back into Sonic.
"You ready?" he asked
"Oh yeah I am ready bring it on!" they high five as they tampered with the P.A. system in the principal's office and sneaking out of the office both appliances headed directly for the exit being careful not to be seen.
When Mr. Walters returned he found that both objects were gone.
---SCHOOL RADIO ROOM---
The radio broadcast room was full of equipment that the school uses for either television or radio purposes. At the moment the D.J. was out for a few minutes but actually he is going to be out for a while with some laxative.
Giggling the two robots got to work and in no time at all they had everything ready.
---KEKOA---
Kekoa was board the guy who wrote down the formulas was interesting enough, but Math was never his favorite subject. As he looked at the clock he wanted to know when he was going to get out.
It was when the long hand reached the three that things started to get interesting.
The P.A. system suddenly blared to life and the intro to Michael Jackson's 'Black and White' came on but instead of the song another song by the name of 'Down in the Valley' began to play.
The class started to murmur to the song being played. Even the math teacher stopped what he was doing and stared at the speakers in the roof.
Kekoa on the other hand tried to keep from laughing as he listened to the music. It was a song from Hawaii and he was just laughing at the ironic choice those two could come up with. The class began to talk while the teacher walked out to see what is going on. The students really started to talk as they laughed at the song.
Kekoa then decided to liven things up a bit. Flipping out of his chair he stood on his desk and began to skank to the music. Soon other students began to dance to the tune as they too began to laugh at Kekoa's antics. Some girls joined in and Kekoa did not mind one bit as the entire class started to dance.
---ALEX---
When the music started playing Alex knew that Stitch and Sonic were behind it. She began to laugh as the rest of her history class was ruined due to the music. Sam and Mikaela were confused and Miles gave her a funny look.
"I know this song," was the reply they got from Alex as she started to hum to the song.
"Oh and what is the song called?" Miles asked curious.
"Down in the Valley it is by a Hawaiian group called Ekolu," Alex replied.
As the song faded and another took its place Alex nearly fell over when it was the, 'Bet on It' from High School Musical.
"What the hell is going on?" Sam asked
Alex shrugged, "How should I know," she then looked down at her pocket to the pair of eyes peeking out.
Several other songs began to play that they barely heard the bell ring and the students began to file out towards lunch. Alex could not help but laugh at the faces of many bewildered students. As they entered the hallway the sound was louder then inside the classroom. Students began to talk about it as they entered the cafeteria and some even mentioned downloading the first song.
Alex met up with Kekoa and the two of them began to laugh harder then anything every to the confused looks of Sam, Mikaela, and Miles.
The rest of the day seemed to be fine as they all left school to do their homework at their various homes. They laughed since whoever switched out the P.A. system also locked out the principal and pranked the real school D.J. till now no one knows what or how it happened all they could find was a laptop computer and a MP3 radio.
---ONE DAY TILL ASSEMBLY---
The music did not end the next day and still the students laughed at the songs being played even this really ridiculous one called, 'Wog Song' by some Australian singer. And that was followed by 'Mr. San-Cho Lee' by a group called Pure Heart. The school laughed the entire homeroom and first period. They also cheered and laughed to a few other songs by 'Weird Al Yankovic' and some unknown comedic singers. The entire day of school was ruined because some pranksters messed with the broadcasting programs and wires.
Once again Kekoa and Alex laughed it up to the confusion of their friends.
At the end of the day as they went home Mikaela was curious as to why Alex and Kekoa would share knowing smirks when the P.A. started to act up. She finally approached them as they got into the car.
"Alright you two I know you guys are up to something now spill," she demanded
Both cousins looked at each other and then turned to Mikaela, "You will find out tomorrow!" they said at once.
Mikaela was stunned as they both got into their car and drove off. This was the first time her friends did this to her and now she was even more curious as to what was going on.
---DAY OF THE ASSEMBLY---
Finally the day of the assembly came and so the school day was cut short. Luckily for the teachers the strange music playing on the P.A. system has stopped and returned to normal. The students disappointed returned to their normal classes and sat down through lectures though the last period of the day was cut due to the assembly.
"I sure hope this grand finale is going to be as big as Radon hopes," said Alex.
"You keep mentioning this 'Radon' who is she anyways?" asked Miles
"She is a friend of ours from back home," replied Kekoa as they entered the assembly hall.
---BOADCAST ROOM---
The broadcasting room for the assembly hall was currently occupied by four very mischievous robots. All four of them were in fact waiting for the right moment to strike. Already early in the morning they managed to rig Trent's clothes so they would rip when found out.
Radon decided to make an appearance as she appeared in her teenage form while the others waited.
"Is everything set?" she asked and they nodded.
"Hey let us watch too!" said another voice and Frenzy showed up with the hologram of Barricade.
Barricade looks smug in his civilian clothes of a black sweat jacket with his police logo on the back and black jeans. He also wore a white skin tight muscle shirt which if any human women saw would have made them drool.
The two Decepticons took a seat while they waited.
---ASSEMBLY TIME---
With some classes canceled the student body made their way into the Assembly hall to await the principal. As they all gathered in their seats Alex and Kekoa decided to sit together with their friends.
"This is going to be fun," they said together.
"What are you two planning?" asked Sam
"Actually it is not us who planned this but you will see," Kekoa replied
"Why do I get the feeling that this is not going to end well for a certain someone we all know," Miles said with a smile.
The principal made his way to the podium and as he made his way over to the podium again he noticed the same radio that was in his office on the podium top. Tapping the microphone to make sure all the students are settled he then began his speech.
"Alright people listen up!" he said and the student body tensed as they settled down.
"You all know why you're here right?" he said and everyone groaned
"That is right a series of very foul pranks have recently caught my attention within the past week or so and I want to know who did it!" he said
"This even not only happened in school but at the homes of the intended victims as well. These pranksters have caused a bunch of property damage and if caught are going to face charges to not only the school but to the families of the victims themselves. Though no one has been harmed in anyway but their pride and their dignity I want this to end right now. Also noted who owns this radio?" he asked holding up the MP3 radio.
"Hitachi owns that radio!" yelled Trent
"Mr. Demarco I found no name or address on this radio," Mr. Walters said looking around the object.
"But I saw Hitachi's name on it last time I saw that piece of shit! It was scratched on!" said Trent. The other boys in his group agreed.
"Well Mr. DeMarco there is no name on this radio." Mr. Walters replied
"Now then…" just as the principal put the radio down.
The lights for the radio came to life and a loud booming voice boomed over the P.A.
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND ALL YOU HOMES OUT THERE! LISTEN UP! I AM ABOUT TO BRING YOU THE MOST FUNNIEST VIDEO OF THEM ALL SO PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR TRENT AND FRIENDS GET THEIR JUST DESERTS!" the radio boomed and the principal fell over on the back of his seat.
The music started to blare the Loony Tunes Theme with Sonic the Hedgehog and Stitch from Lilo and Stitch leaping out of the red rings where normally Bugs Bunny or Porky pig would come out of. They then made a gesture with their hands and pulled the curtain apart to reveal the title 'Trent and Friends gets Theirs!"
The song 'Hip Hop Police,' began to play as the video began to show the first day of pranking Trent.
Trent turned maroon as well as his gang and when they tried to get up to protest they found themselves stuck to the seats.
"What the fuck?" they said
The audience began to laugh as the humiliation of Trent and his friends began starting with Alex beating Trent's gang at the mall to when they got caught by Barricade and Frenzy (in dog form). Some people were in tears at the locker room joke to the bubble gum on the locker.
Trent by this time was horrified as he saw the jokes had been on video. His gang was horrified by all the jokes that was played on them. There was one that was played on Marco as he was being chased by numerous cats because his clothes smelled of a female cat in heat. Or another friend had to run from some wasps at the lake. The audience laughed at their humiliation. The locker room jokes proved to be the best as when they either got up or used the bathroom it seems as if their clothes were shredded and everyone screamed in delight at the blackened teeth of Trent.
The hair dye joke and the dyed soap was enough to send Trent over the edge. The car joke proved to be just as funny with the living car. Then the scene showed Trent's gang doing drugs behind the school which everyone stopped laughing…till the cigarettes exploded in their faces.
There was the collapsing floor into to the pool on a white boy beside Trent.
Toothpaste on the face when taking a nap during class on Marcus.
The being chased and bitten in the rear end by Frenzy on an Asian boy.
And the best of them all when the video ended the song 'Bad Boys' began as the audience laughed at Trent's predicament and showed a live footage of Trent and his friends.
"WELL LADIES AND GENTLEMEN GUESS WHAT TRENT YOU HAVE BEEN ON CANDID CAMERA! AND BY NONE OTHER THEN SONIC AND STITCH!" with that the images of Sonic the hedgehog and Stitch gave them all the one fingered salute and walked away mooning the audience.
The audience roared with laughter at this as the radio remained silent.
As the live camera zoomed in on Trent without being seen Trent and his gang struggled to get out of the seats but found that they literally glued to the chairs. Everyone laughed even more as they struggled to get out.
It ended with a ripping nose and Trent feel over and finally free he stood up but the audience laughed even harder. Trent stood up and felt a draft on his rear end. Slowly he bent over to look…
And found to his utter horror that he has a rather large hole in his pants with his 'mamma's boy' boxers on. By now people struggled to breathe as they laughed even harder and pointing at him. Running out of the assembly hall he and his friends are determined to get at the pranksters.
"COPIES OF THE PRANKS ARE FOR SALE FOR TWENTY BUCKS THERE WILL BE A BOX JUST OUTSIDE THE AUTO SHOP SO JUST DROP YOUR ORDER WITH YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS AND PAYMENT AND A COPY WILL BE SENT TO YOUR HOME THE NEXT DAY." The radio blared and everyone cheered.
Unknown to anyone near the door a teenager was standing with yellow sweat clothes with black stripes going down the sides and blonde hair up in spikes. His electric blue eyes shown with mirth as he laughed so hard that he was trying to keep his hologram on. Bumblebee is going to have to ask Sam to get him a copy of the video.
I so got to get me a copy
TBC
Happy thanksgiving everyone I hope you will like this long ass chapter smirk the ultimate humiliation. I would like to thank my dad, Lendaras, my sisters and brothers, my friends back home, MTV, YouTube, the movie 'Men At Work', Movie Ben 10 Race against Time, and every single practical joke video I have seen including this Japanese clip on YouTube with the exploding cigarettes. Oh and my friends at work for the toilet idea.
You guys are the best.
Hope I did not go too overboard.
Blackdragon.