Rick and Morty were in the living room as Rick was playing Quest for Camelot for Gameboy Color.

"So, it's basically just a second rate 2D Legend of Zelda knock-off?" asked Morty.

"Yeah, but at least you have Kayley actually fighting in this one." said Rick.

The doorbell rang. Rick walked over and opened the door to find Garrett, bearded and grizzled, tapered with a cape over one arm.

"Huh. You grew a beard. You know I've always wondered how some guy who ran away into a forest for ten years without a razor would never have grown one."

Garrett then struck the door with a sword attached to his arm. Rick then ran back into the living room.

"Come on, Morty, we need to get to the garage and grab some weapons!"

"WHAT?!"

Rick grabbed his grandson as Garrett followed them. They entered the garage, grabbed some laser guns, and shot at Garrett, but he deflected the lasers with his sword.

"WHAT THE HELL?!" said Morty.

"His sword is protected from our science with some sort of magical bullshit, Morty! Probably that same ACME potion that was nothing more than a MacGuffin in the movie!" said Rick.

Garrett then grabbed Rick by the shirt and held him against the wall.

"I've been looking for you since the day you killed Kayley. Do you know what it's like to only be able to see the love of your life dead and covered in blood?"

"Okay, I'm sorry I killed your Belle from Beauty and the Beast clone. How long did your relationship last? Three days? I wouldn't really call that long lasting."

Garrett raised his sword at Rick.

"Wait." said Rick, "Before you kill me, know this: your world only exists because a bunch of corporate jackoffs at Warner Bros. wanted some of that sweet Disney cash so they changed what was suppose to be a dark and gritty story based off of an adult novel and made it a paint-by-numbers Disney knock-off and for that, everyone hates your movie; even the creator of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic hates your movie and she worked on the damn thing! Go ahead and kill me if you want; it won't change the fact that your entire existence is a lie."

Garrett was about to make the final blow, but then he put his sword down.

"No. This isn't what Sir Lionel would've wanted." said Garrett.

Garrett put Rick down.

"No knight of Camelot should have to steep this low."

"Didn't you just hear me? I just said your world is a lie." said Rick.

"I should return home."

Garrett started walking off.

"Your just gonna deny the meaninglessness of your existence?!" said Rick yelling to Garrett, "Sure! Go ahead and ignore the fact that your movie has been forgotten by mostly everyone because of its mediocrity!"

"Rick, let it go." said Morty.

Summer walked in seeing Garrett.

"You know, he's kinda cute."

"He's not interested, Summer." said Morty.