"Hello class! North, south, east, west, I am the one and only Jiraiya the Toad Sage! The strongest of the Sannin, the one who can silence a baby's cries, and who every women is attracted to!"
He gazed out at the crowd of midgets, who looked at him as if he were mental. Then one of them began laughing, and soon, the whole class was laughing. Jiraiya looked out, realizing that the midgets thought he had lost his mind.
In all the ensuing confusion, a random kid laughed, and threw a ball at Jiraiya, which him in the face, but bounced off and hit the stupid kid. Jiraiya screamed and said "Fuck you bitches! I'm leaving." Jiraiya stomped out of the room, but not before he summoned Fukusaku to control the children.
"Jiraiya, why did you summon me?"
"Those stupid kids! You teach them their lessons!"
"I'm not going to do your job, you lazy dick! Stop acting like that weird pineapple head kid!"
Shikamaru sneezed.
Fukusaku kicked Jiraiya into the wall, and vanished.
The other children followed Jiraiya as he walked away. He went to the onsen, squatted down, and took notes on bathing women.
"Hey pervert!"
Jiraiya turned and saw some midget with a blue scarf, and a helmet with stickers on it charge him. Behind him was the nerdy kid with glasses, and a girl with a stupid hair style. The first kid tripped on his scarf, and the others tripped on him. Jiraiya laughed, but it was cut short, when the kid screamed "Pervert!"
Tsunade jumped in and said, "Who's the pervert?"
The kid pointed at the pervy sage and said "Him!"
"Liar! I'm not a pervert! I'm a super pervert!"
Jiraiya realized he had said the wrong thing, when Tsunade turned on him, and tried to murder him.
The next day, Iruka began crying at the sight of his broken wall.