Iruka hoped that the new substitute he hired would be better than the last ones who taught his class. They always failed. Poor Iruka. This substitute was probably worse.

The students of the Academy ran to their seats at 8:00. Their teacher wasn't there yet. After an hour of waiting, the more daring ones began playing games, and eventually by 11:00, they all were out in the field playing Tag. That was when someone's mother walked by, and saw what was happening at the Academy. She stopped all the kids, and asked them where their new teacher was. Some shrugged, and a weird kid with a blue scarf and smiley face helmet, screamed "Who the fuck are you!"

The woman said "I will kill you brat!"

Midget said "You can't kill me! I'm Konohamaru Sarutobi, and I will become the next Hokage!"

A voice called "Yo!"

They all turned to see...a random gray haired man.

"Are you the substitute?" asked Konohamaru and angry woman.

"Yup!" said our gray-haired friend.

"You were supposed to be here 3 hours ago, bitch!"

"No one keeps Konohamaru Sarutobi waiting!" yelled Sandaime's grandson, who ran at the man.

He formed fifty shadow clones, and went through rapid hand seals forming fireballs. Then, he tripped over his scarf which was longer than the Nile River.

"Why did you take so long?" asked the woman.

"Well, you see, I got lost on the road of life...again. A black cat crossed my path, so I had to turn back. Then, there was a crack in the road, from where Lady Tsunade punched it. Then, I accidentally walked under a ladder."

"WHAT THE FUCK! THAT'S NO REASON!"

"You're cute when you're hot, Mariko-chan." said the man, as he accidentally read a line from his book.

The woman's name turned out to be Mariko-chan, and the cyclops suddenly noticed that she was radiating killing intent. Crap though cyclops, and turned to run.

Somewhere else in Konoha, someone was singing about flames of youth, when he saw his eternal rival running from a woman.

"ETERNAL RIVAL! LET US RACE TO THE ENDS OF KONOHA, AND THEN TO KUMO FIFTY TIMES!" said Gai (that's his voice when he is having a conversation).

Fuck thought Kakashi.

Iruka thought he had left his students in good hands. So he was more than a little surprised when he saw his substitute racing against a bowl cut caterpillar eyebrow dude in a green spandex, being pursued by an angry women, and being rooted on by random students.

Poor Iruka.