Author's Note: I'M BACK! DUN DUN DUN!
Normally, when a teacher walks in to a class, the class continues to chatter. However, this time, it was different. Maybe it was because of the fact that the students were unsure of the gender of their new teacher. Maybe it was because he/she had snakes coming out of their sleeves. Maybe it was because of the way, he/she said, "We're going to have a lot of fun. Kukukukukukukukukukukukukuku..." One particularly blonde ninja yelled, "What the fuck? It's a cuckoo bird, disguised as a ninja! Let's kill it!" The blonde charged at the teacher, without waiting for a response from his fellow classmates. He tried to punch him/her. He/she dodged. Another ninja with an IQ resembling that of a boiled carrot yelled, "I get it! It's many different cuckoos in one body!" He joined the blonde, despite his more intelligent dog trying to stop him. After a while, the teacher got bored, and flicked them back to their sheets. He/she then threw several shuriken, which effectively bound them to the seats. Now he/she began teaching. At the end of his lecture, he/she then said, "Any questions?" A round ninja sitting next to a pineapple haircut guy raised his hand, and asked, "What's your name, and are you a boy or a girl?" He/she screamed at Choji, "What does this have to with anything?" "Who even cares about this shit? Just answer the question! Or are you not sure yourself?" He/she sighed, "I'm Orochimaru, and I'm a boy. And speaking of shit, Konoha's future ninja are pretty shit." A duckass kid stood up and screamed at Orochimaru, "I"m an elite nin-" Both Naruto and Kiba screamed at him, "SHUT UP USELESS UCHIHA BITCH!" As an army of fangirl charged at them, Orochimaru screamed, "I want you!" and shot at Sasuke to bite him. Then, the fangirls attacked him, screaming, "I WANT THE FIRST KISS!" The fangirls then began fighting over Sasuke. Meanwhile, Orochimaru snuch out. IN the end, everyone left, conveniently forgetting about Kiba and Naruto. When Iruka came in, he was shocked to find blood on the seats, and two pissed of ninja stuck to a chair.