I'm still suffering from humor loss... -- Anyway, YAY!! I updated. After a week, I think. 'Cause school already started.

This story is long, yet NOT that funny.

According to MOST (not all) stories I've read about Rikkai (those humor stories), Yukimura is a happy-go-lucky buchou; who is as sadistic as Fuji. Sanada is a cap-loving fukubuchou who loves to bitch slap those who are late for practice. And someone who would do anything to protect Yukimura. Yanagi is pretty much like Inui; he also writes down his data. Yagyuu is still "Yagyuu the gentleman". Niou is still the trickster; who mostly loves playing tricks on either Akaya or Marui. Jackal is Akaya's babysitter. And the one who provides Marui's sweets. Marui is the hyper sugar crazed tensai; who can't live without any bubblegum. And Akaya is a childish kid that loves to cry on Yukimura-buchou. He hates Sanada, Niou and sometimes… Marui.

And that's why I sometimes make the character's too OOC. Sorry 'bout that!!

ON WITH THE STORY… I am REALLY bad at humor. Please forgive me. :)

After all the shopping galore, everyone went back to the hotel. They all ate dinner at the hotel restaurant since when they came back; it was 10pm.

Yukimura treated everyone to some cakes and milkshakes as desert. And thus, what made Marui hyper the entire night.

Room 567 – Akaya and Marui's room.

"CANDYYYYYYY!!" Marui wailed, jumping around the room like a maniac.

Akaya threw him a pillow, while covering his precious ears, "Here! Eat this! It's a marshmallow!!" he said sarcastically. Of course, Marui would be too busy jumping around to notice the sarcasm, right? YES.

The so-called tensai's eyes sparkled, "Oooohhh!! MARSHMALLOW!!" And so, he bit the poor pillow. He paused, and then threw the pillow back at Akaya, "That's not marshmallow, you idiot!! Don't you know what a marshmallow is?!"

'Mura-buchou… save me.' Akaya hoped in his thoughts.

The next morning - 10am.

At least, both of them ended up sleeping in their respective beds.

Marui rolled around his bed and eventually fell. But… he didn't wake up. Not even a yawn was heard from him.

A few minutes later…

Akaya sat up from his bed. He yawned, stretched and scratched his eyes. "What time is it?" he asked, looking for the wall clock that was located somewhere in their room.

"It's already 10:03am?" He scratched his head, "Why didn't Mura-buchou come to wake us up?"

Another few minutes later, Marui opened his eyes. "What happened? The last thing I remember, I bit into a tasteless marshmallow…"

He looked around, "Where's Akaya?" He thought for a moment. "OMG! I'm left behind! I'm going through the tribulations! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

Room 564 – Sanada and Yukimura's room.

Knock! Knock! Knock!

"Genichirou, can you please get that?" Yukimura asked. He was too busy reading a book; he was already reading the climax. CLIMAX! So yeah, Sanada SHOULD open the door, right?

Knock! Knock! Knock!

"Genichirou? Didn't I tell you to—" He looked around, "He's still asleep?"

Knock! Knock! Knock!

Yukimura sighed, "Coming…"

He opened the door, "Akaya? What brings you here?" he asked with a smile that said "state your business quickly and get out". But nevertheless, he continued to smile.

"Umm… Mura-buchou. Do we have any activities today?" the second year asked. He was still standing at the doorstep so…

"Activities? Oh, wait. Come in first."

Akaya sat down on the side of Sanada's bed once they got inside. And Yukimura got back to the chair where he was reading his book. "Why is Sanada-fukubuchou still sleeping?"

"He must've been tired. Anyway, you were asking if we have any activities today, right?" Yukimura asked him again; to make sure he heard right.

"Yeah."

The happy-go-lucky buchou of Rikkaidai smiled, "We don't have any."

Akaya's eyes widened, "Come again??"

"I said we don't have any activities today," Yukimura grinned.

Akaya eyes widened bigger, "Really??" he asked. He jumped up out of excitement, "YAY!! I'm going to tell Marui-senpai!!"

Yukimura smiled once again, "I just thought that we could have some rest today."

Before he knew it, Akaya dashed out of the room.

Room 567 – Akaya and Marui's room - 11:01am

Akaya busted into the room, "MARUI-SENPAI!! THERE'S NO—where is he?" He walked around the empty room. "Maybe he ate lunch already… without calling me?!"

HOTEL RESTAURANT…

"Ne, Niou, can you pass me that?" Marui asked, pointing to the bowl of mushroom soup across the other side of the table.

Niou handed him the bowl, "Here."

Just then…

"…WE DON'T HAVE ANY ACTIVITIES TODAY!!" Akaya screamed with joy.

Marui's eyes widened as he pointed a finger at Akaya. "I thought you were gone!!"

Glare. Glare. Glare.

"Whatever. Anyway, WE DON'T HAVE ANY ACTIVITIES TODAY!!"

"Yeah, we heard," Niou said in a bored tone, still eating his lunch.

Akaya's jaw dropped, "You heard? …Already?!"

Niou stood up from the table, "I'm done. I'll be going back to the mall. …Still didn't find that magazine my stupid brother wanted," he sighed while throwing a napkin on the table as he stood up.

"I'll come! I wanna go and look for more snacks. I'm out of stock," Marui said.

"Yeah, whatever," was Niou's reply. "Oh yeah, you wanna come, brat?"

"Me?" Akaya asked, pointing at himself.

"Yeah. You're the only brat here."

"How 'bout Marui-senpai? Isn't he a brat?"

Marui smacked Akaya's head, "I'm not a brat."

Akaya felt his head, "Nah… I'll be staying here. I heard there's a pool in this hotel."

"Suit yourself," Marui and Niou chorused as they both walked out the restaurant.

HOTEL SWIMMING POOL: 4TH FLOOR… 2:03pm

"JACKAL-SENPAI?! And… YAGYUU-SENPAI?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??"

"Swimming," Jackal said. "What does it look like?"

"When we heard that today was "rest day", we decided to stay here," Yagyuu said. "…and hope that we can rest in peace."

"YOU'RE GOING TO DIE?!" Akaya screamed in shock. You could see the hair on his head standing up.

Yagyuu started to explain. "You've got it all wrong, Kirihara-kun. It means we want to rest without any unnecessary disturbances."

"…Huh?"

Akaya suddenly remembered something, "Oh yeah, what's Mura-buchou and Sanada-fukubuchou doing?" he asked out of curiosity.

"Yukimura's still reading his book of his," Jackal said. "And from what I've heard, Sanada's sleeping."

"How 'bout Yanagi-senpai?" Akaya asked.

"Reading magazines and newspapers in the lobby," Jackal answered.

"You seem to be so curious today, Kirihara-kun," Yagyuu commented.

Akaya played with his fingers, "Is there something wrong with it?"

"No, nothing's wrong."

"Oh, ok…"

A few minutes of silence…

"CANNONBALL!!" Akaya shouted and jumped right in the pool.

"That was fun!"

And Jackal did the same; but without saying "CANNONBALL".

"Come on, Yagyuu, try jumping! It's fun!" Jackal suggested.

"I'd rather not."

"You're such a killjoy, Yagyuu-senpai…" Akaya whined.

The gentleman sighed, "Fine. If you insist." And so, he did.

After the jump, he got up to the surface of the pool, "I agree! That was fun," he grinned.

"YAY!! YAGYUU-SENPAI JUMPED!! If only Niou-senpai and Marui-senpai was here to see this… it'd be a lot more fun."

And as if reading his mind, Niou and Marui appeared at the door. 3:56pm

"What'd we miss?" Marui asked, chewing on some bubblegum.

"YAGYUU-SENPAI JUMPED!! RIGHT INTO THE POOL!!" Akaya cheered.

Niou's eyes opened wide, "What?! He jumped?? And I didn't see it?!"

Akaya nodded, "Yes."

"THAT'S NOT FAIR, YOU… YOU BRAT!!"

"It wasn't my fault!!"

Yagyuu sighed, "I knew it'd be like this…"

MARUIANDJACKALMARUIANDJACKALMARUIANDJACKAL

"Oi, Marui, why don't you join us?"

Marui popped his gum. "Sure… After I put these in my room," he said, holding up a bag of snacks. "I bought some chips for you, by the way."

"Oi, Niou!! Why not joining in too?" Marui asked.

Niou smirked as he looked at Yagyuu, "Only if YOU jump again," he said pointing a finger directly at him.

"It's not polite to point."

"Pleeeeease, Yagyuu-senpai!!" Akaya begged on his knees. "Pleeeeease!"

"Fine."

"Great. I'll go back to our room and change." And so, Niou left. And Marui followed.

10 minutes later… 4:17pm.

Niou and Marui finally arrived back at the pool.

"SLOW!!" Akaya yelled at them.

Marui pushed Akaya into the pool, "Hey, at least we came!!"

"STILL SLOW!!" Akaya continued yelling.

Marui glared at him, "You call us slow, and you take 30 minutes in the bathroom?? Pfft."

Room 564 – Sanada and Yukimura's room.

Yukimura closed his book and smiled, "That was a great story!" He looked at his watch, "6:13pm?"

"Genichirou, wake up," he said, rocking Sanada back and forth.

Back and forth. Back and forth.

Sanada groaned, "What is it, Seiichi?"

"You've been sleeping for almost the whole day. You haven't even eaten anything yet since this morning…"

Yukimura smiled, "There's this small poolside café and grill, everyone's there right now. Shall we go eat dinner?" he asked. "I've already told Yanagi to meet us there," he added.

Sanada stood up, "I'll just wash up."

"Good! Go to the 4th floor after you're done, ok? And… make it fast."

And so, Yukimura walked off.

POOLPOOLPOOL

There were only poolside lights. Like those lights that you can see during luaus in Hawaii. They were called: tiki torches.

"Is everyone here?" Yukimura asked. "It's kind of hard to see…"

"Yes," was their reply.

Akaya raised his hand, "I'm not yet here."

"Are you getting more stupid by the second, brat?"

"I just did it for laughs."

"It wasn't funny."

"YES, IT WAS!!

"No, it wasn't."

"YES, IT WAS!!"

"Whatever."

"Sanada-kun's not yet here," Yagyuu told everyone.

Yukimura cupped his chin, "So only Genichirou's not here? He better hurry. I told him to make it fast."

"I'll call him," Yanagi volunteered.

Yukimura grinned, "Thanks."

7 minutes later…

"I'm so hungryyy!!" Marui whined.

"We'll be eating in a few minutes. Please stop whining, Marui-kun."

"BUT I'M HUNGRYYYYYYYYYY!!"

After waiting for 5 minutes, which seemed like 5,000 years for Marui, Sanada and Yanagi finally returned.

"YES!! WE CAN EAT!!" Marui cheered.

Yukimura all took them to the pool side café and grill, and they all ordered their food.

Marui browsed through the menu, "I'll have… spare ribs! And… a large glass of chocolate milkshake…"

"There's a 63 percent chance that Akaya will say that's gross," Yanagi calculated.

"GROSS!!"

They all gave weird glares at Yanagi. Glares that said: "He's an alien."

"Are you a data master or a psychic?" Yukimura asked.

Yanagi didn't bother to answer. But since it was Yukimura, he did. "Both."

Sanada went back to reading the menu. "Ok."

"They actually have spare ribs here?" Niou asked, smirking. "I'll have that too."

And everyone else ordered their own food. Like a bucket of fried chicken for Akaya, steak for Yukimura and Sanada, fettuccini pasta for Yagyuu, tenderloin tips for Yanagi and smoked milkfish for Jackal.

"ITADAKIMASU!!" they all said. Well, actually, it was only Marui, Akaya and Yukimura who yelled it out loud. Everyone else just said it quietly to themselves.

45 minutes later…

"Done yet?" Niou asked, getting tired of waiting for Akaya to finish eating. "It's been 45 minutes since we started eating. Hurry up or I'll shove the food down your throat!!"

Akaya's eating pace suddenly increased by 75 percent.

"That was… incredibly… fast," Niou said, wide eyed.

"DONE!!"

But before Akaya could put down his chopsticks, Niou already left.

Everyone slept peacefully that night. Kind of. They (except Yukimura) were all thinking of what horror Yukimura had planned for tomorrow's activity will be.

Apologies... I wrote physic, but it was supposed to be psychic.. I've already changed it though.

Ha. Ha. Ha. Funny? NOOOOOOOO. lol

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