A/N: This is the first chapter since January 19th, since practically 2 months ago.
COMMERICAL: NEW FANFICTION CROSSOVER
ANNOUNCER: COMING SOON TO , BART SIMPSON IS BACK AND THIS TIME, HE GETS TO MOVE TO A CITY THAT'S A SPICY CESSPOOL OF CRIME AND VILLIANY
Bart Simpson (Age 16): Mom, I Got expelled from school and been forced to move into Miracle City.
Marge Simpson: Is that bad?
Homer Simpson: If Only I can figure it out of how much that it could possibly happen to be around that town if the White Pandera can do the shots.
ANNOUNCER: HE'S THE BOY WHO LIKES TO MAKE PEOPLE TO EAT HIS SHORTS.
Bart Simpson: Hello, Miracle City! How are you?
ANNOUNCER: AND HE'S THE BOY WHO'S STILL ON HIS DESNTINY.
Manny Rivera: If I know anything better, I say that he gets to be that quite simply as they get to feel like it.
Frieda Squadez: And yet, he going to find out that you're El Tigre.
ANNOUNCER: TOGETHER, THEY MIGHT GET TO SAVE MICACLE CITY!
Bart Simpson: I'm Bart Simpson, Who are you?
Manny Rivera: I'm Manny, and this is my best friend Frieda.
(Frieda in love with Bart with hearts in her eyes)
ANNOUNCER: AS THEY COULD HAD TO FACE THE BIGGEST VILLAINS IN CARTOON HISTORY!
Santana Of The Dead: If I win, you're going to be leaving town forever!
Rodolfo Rivera: I See that last neighbor was villains.
Grandpapi Rivera: Just remember, Bart might get to be evil! (Laughs evilly as firey background appears as he cough)
ANNOUNCER: BETWEEN THE EVENTS OF THE EL TIGRE EPISODE "NO BOOTS, NO BELT, NO BURRO"...
(Bart fighting Bantainos)
ANNOUNCER: ...AND 'S CROSSOVER CARTOON STORY "VIVA VIA CARTOONS",
Manny Rivera: Quickly, we got to save Frieda!
ANNOUNCER: COME AN HARD CORE ADVENTURE AS THE WOULD SEE IT.
Santana Of The Dead: WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?!
Bart Simpson: Who Am I? I'm... (Spinning, turn into Bartman) Bartman. Also your worst nightmare!
El Tigre: Ready for 2?
Santana Of The Dead: Dah! Two superheroes? No Fair!
ANNOUNCER: BARTMAN VS EL TIGRE
Maria Rivera: How come that I'm not in this trailer?
Announcer: Because it's a teaser trailer.
Maria Rivera: Oh, Okay.
END COMMERICAL
News reporter: It seems that Andrew Matlack as conformed that those 2 sitcoms are his mom's favorites. that is the news and that's all we need to know.
Announcer: NOW BACK TO THE STORY
Audience: (Cheers And Applause)
Chris: Welcome back to "How To Win $1,000.00 Without Really Trying", I'm here with Jorgen whom won $0.10 and he seems to be building up as they could get to go for $1.00.
Jorgen: Yes, I Do, and may I say that I could be that was I was going to show that it was going to make it as they oould had to follow as they had to build up as follows as they get to make as they get to do so as they get to show Fairy World that I could be the richest powerful Fairy in the world and then, I had to make sure that I could be that my wife the tooth fairy and I get to be happy with just $500.00 each.
Tooth Fairy: Thanks but I happen to leave money under the pillow and-
Chris: If you can make kids richer, I guess that Could be that quite simply making them happier.
Tooth Fairy: I'm in!
Chris: Okay then, Let's play for some more!
Audience: (Cheers And Applause)
Chris: Okay, here it is for $1.00.
$1.00 Question: Which one of the juices that Donald Duck gets to be on?
A:Apple
B:Orange
C:Grape
D:Tomato
Jorgen: Well, I Think those juices that could be that simply as they had to figure it out as they get to make up for it, but I think that if I could had to make for it, I had to use the 50-50.
Chris: 50-50, okay then, Let's take away two wrong answers leaving Jorgen one wrong answer and the correct one.
Remaining Answers:
A:Apple
B:Orange
Jorgen: Well, that wasn't hard enough, I think that we could be that simply as they had get to follow as they had to go, I think that I'm going with "B" Orange, Final.
Chris: Just got $1.00!
Audience: (Cheers and applause)
Chris: Okay, here it is for $10.00.
$10.00 Question: Complete this phrase: This is a millionaire that gone...
A:Crazy
B:Friendly
C:Mean
D:Greedy
Jorgen: What kind of a question is that? I'm sorry but I'm going to use my next two lifelines on this one, first, I need the Phone-A-Friend.
Chris: Okay, we'll get a friend for this one.
(Phone ringing)
Angry Chef: Hello?
Chris: Hello, this is Chris Goodman from "How to Win $1,000.00 Without Trying" and our contestant Jorgen needs your help.
Angry Chef: I Never heard of you, don't ever call me again! (Hangs up)
Chris: Sorry, let's try it again.
(Phone ringing)
Cosmo: Hello?
Chris: Hello, Cosmo?
Cosmo: yes, I'll accept the charges.
Chris: This is Chris Goodman from "How To Win $1,000.00 Without Really Trying", I'm here with Jorgen and I are stuck at a $10.00 and he needs your help.
Cosmo: Well, what do you want me to do?
Chris: You got 30 Seconds, and good luck.
Jorgen: Okay, Cosmo. (reading Question and Answer)
Cosmo: Oh, that's real easy, if I know anything better, I say that it's going had to be "A", Crazy, and that's my guess for your final answer.
Jorgen: Are you sure?
Cosmo: I'm sure? I Thought I'm Cosmo!
Jorgen: Just let me think about it.
(Timer Buzzer)
Chris: That was odd. Okay, back to the question.
Jorgen: I want to ask the audience as my big finish!
Chris: Okay Audience, Listen up, Jorgen needs your help, on your keypads, vote "A" "B" "C" Or "D", please vote now.
Voting results
A:25%
B:74%
C:1%
D:24%
Chris: Oh, Come on, do you think that it could be that simply as they had to figure as they get to make sure that we'll never get a correct answer.
Jorgen: Okay then, I guess that I Had no choice but to walk away with a dollar.
Chris: Okay, just for heck of it, I guess that the correct answer "D" Crazy.
Jorgen: Ah. $1.00.
Tooth Fairy: We'll talk when we get home.
(Both walk away while "Bye-Bye Contestent" from "millionaire" plays)
Jorgen: Aren't they a lovely couple?
Rainer: Yes, I guess that they are.
Jorgen: When we come back, One more contestant will get to try for a grand!
Audience: (Cheers and Applause)
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