"Ugh... What is with my mother and her new kale diet..." Cindy complained as she looked at her lunch from home, poking at it with her fork.
"Cindy, can I have your brownie?" Eddy asked.
"No, it's mine." Cindy told him.
"It looks good." Eddy said.
"I know... Eat some spinach." Cindy smirked as she pushed the vegetable bowl into his tray and ate her brownie.
Eddy looked disgusted and hands the tray to Ed. "Here, Ed, eat some spinach." he then told his dimwitted friend.
"Okay, Eddy!" Ed smiled as he ate the spinach. "Now I'm strong like Popeye the Sailor!"
Alexandra soon came towards the others.
"Hey, missed ya last period." Jo said to Justine as she sat with her.
"I know, I missed you too," Justine gushed. "I couldn't stop thinking about you."
"I brought someone to join us." Jo told the others.
"It's Alexandra, right?" Cindy guessed.
"Yep," Jo nodded before waving to the black-haired girl. "Over here!"
Alexandra smiled to that and went to sit down with the others. "Uh, I know that I'm not part of your group, but I hope you don't mind if I sit here." she then told the others.
The others looked to her and soon whispered to each other before looking back.
"Knock yourself out," Cindy allowed before panicking. "NO, DEE DEE!"
"But you said-" Dee Dee said as she had her father's golf club.
"Expression..." Cindy groaned and face-palmed.
"Awww..." Dee Dee frowned.
"Do you want to be one of us?" Mike asked Alexandra.
"Well, I notice that in this school, everyone else seems to have their own little group, so I felt a little left out." Alexandra explained.
"Yeah, it's best to 'stick to your own kind' in this school," Mike replied. "You remember, right, Cindy?"
"I feel bad about that food fight I caused when the others called you and the others 'freaks'." Cindy said nervously.
"Yeah, but don't do that again or I'll have you for dinner." Mike warned.
"Yes, Mike." Cindy gulped.
"Nice that you threaten your friends." Alexandra deadpanned.
"Oh, don't worry, it's natural for us, right, Jo?" Eddy tested.
"Shut up, Shrimp." Jo rolled her eyes.
"See?" Eddy grinned.
Alexandra just rolled her eyes and soon ate her lunch. "So, is it true that you guys have powers?" she then asked.
"Yeah, our group mostly does," Mike nodded. "Like, Eddy is a firebender."
Eddy snapped his fingers and fire appeared in his hands.
"Whoa!" Alexandra flinched. "Sorry, too soon..."
"Double D and Dee Dee are icebenders." Mike continued.
Double D soon froze the flame with his hands.
"Let it go, Let it go~" Dee Dee randomly sang.
"June here is the Te Xuan Ze." Mike continued.
June did a karate chop on the board, breaking it in half.
"Awesome." Alexandra commented.
"This intro might take a while." Cindy lightly joked.
"Very funny, kid," Mike ruffled up her hair. "Cindy's a dreambender, but she's also very smart, just last week she was moved up to some Advanced Classes."
"That's very smart." Alexandra smiled.
"Thanks." Cindy smiled back.
"Ed is a ninja." Mike continued.
Ed pulled out katana blade from his backpack as he tossed an orange in the air and sliced it with his blade into slices for his lunch.
"Interesting..." Alexandra nodded.
"Duncan is an earthbender and his sister Abby is a shape-shifter." Mike continued.
Abby turned into a lion, a tiger, a bear, and then into a unicorn.
"You're kind like Beast Boy from the Teen Titans." Alexandra said to Abby.
"Yeah, but I can turn into mythical animals too," Abby smirked. "Fear my horn!"
"Trent is a musicbender, Brianna has very good experience with different types of martial arts, and Ashlyn is a gargoyle." Mike continued.
"There's so much to keep track of..." Alexandra said as she held her head while feeling dizzy.
"I'm trying to teach Daphne some martial arts, she's telling me that she's tired of being seen as the damsel in distress." Brianna told the others.
"Brianna is the younger sister of Cybersix." Mike informed.
"No way, really?!" Alexandra replied.
"Really..." Brianna smiled as she remembered the day she found out and got to meet her sister up close.
"So, what's musicbending?" Alexandra asked.
"I can create soundwaves or forcefields with my guitar." Trent said.
"Sounds extreme." Alexandra said.
"Oh, yeah, it is," Trent nodded. "It's good for stunning some enemies."
"So, kid, ya know The Manhattan Clan?" Ashlyn asked Alexandra.
"Those gargoyles?" Alexandra replied. "Yeah, I've heard about 'em."
"Well, that's my family for ya." Ashlyn said.
"Uh, your family?" Alexandra asked.
"Well, my mother's side anyway..." Ashlyn replied. "But my mother is Goliath's daughter."
"Really?" Alexandra asked.
"Yeah, but I can only fully change at night time." Ashlyn replied.
"That makes sense... I guess your father's a human then?" Alexandra guessed.
"Yep." Ashlyn nodded.
"Sky is a werewolf and a shadowbender just like me." Mike continued the introduction.
"Uh, shadowbender?" Alexandra asked.
"Do you know anything about The Elements?" Mike asked Alexandra.
"Just the main four," Alexandra shrugged. "Water, Fire, Earth, and Air."
"Well, there's a lot more to it than that," Mike explained. "There can even be poison, shadow, psychic, music, fear, music, space, time, and even emotions."
"Wow, that's amazing!" Alexandra gasped. "I didn't know about those elements; I only knew about the main four."
The others nodded to her.
"What about dreambending, is it linked?" Alexandra asked.
"Oh, no, that's just what we call my ability since I can control and manipulate one's subconscious." Cindy explained.
"That's cool." Alexandra smiled.
"It is," Cindy nodded. "It takes a while to master it, but I'm getting the hang of it a little."
"I guess that's the same for any skill," Alexandra said. "Who knew the students here had powers?"
"Some like to use them to get others in trouble." Double D muttered as he glanced at Amy as she went to sit with Danielle, Tori, Gwen, Becky, Heather, and Hermione.
"Amy and Heather like to use their powers for evil." Mike added.
"Sometimes I wish that Amy wasn't my sister." Sammy whispered.
"That's cold." Alexandra said.
"I know, but I really feel that way about her." Sammy replied.
"No, I mean it's cold that you have to have Amy of all people as a sister." Alexandra explained.
"Oh, don't get me started..." Sammy rolled her eyes. "I swear, our cousin Marcia is starting to act like her to her own sister."
"At least Marcia is more decent than Amy." Sky told Sammy.
"At least to me and not Amy." Sammy replied.
"So, what makes you think Marcia is acting like Amy?" Cindy asked, taking out a notepad and pencil to be like a therapist, even somehow having Sammy lying down on a couch with a poster of two celebrity actors known as Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce in the background, though there was a small black image that said R.I.P John Mahoney.
"Well, don't get me wrong, Marcia is often sweet, but Jan's been telling me that Marcia's been a bit snobby and bossy lately, and getting almost everything she wants," Sammy explained. "She says that over there, it seems to always be about Marcia. She wants me to go down there sometime to help her out with any problems she might have."
"I see, and do you get along with your cousin, Marcia?" Cindy asked.
"Of course, she's always been like a good older sister to me," Sammy replied. "She can be very protective of me sometimes when it's necessary."
"Well, I would go down there and see if Jan's telling the truth or if she's just having Middle Child Syndrome." Cindy advised.
"What's Middle Child Syndrome?" Sammy asked.
"The feeling of exclusion by middle children," Cindy informed. "The first child is more prone to receiving privileges and responsibilities while the youngest in the family is more likely to receive indulgences."
"Cindy, how'd you get so smart?" Sammy asked.
"I read a lot of books and watch a lot of PBS." Cindy replied.
"So, Alexandra, you want to become one of us?" Mike asked the new girl.
"Yes, I do." Alexandra nodded.
"So, then tell us, what is your power?" Mike asked.
Alexandra bit her lip and looked at Jayna and Jo who nodded. The others waited for her answer.
"Well... I have gamma radiation in my blood..." Alexandra explained. "My mother is She-Hulk."
"Wait a minute, so, you're the creature?!" Eddy asked.
"Yes." Alexandra said.
"We gotta tell everybody!" Eddy said before jumping down, about to head to the school newspaper office.
Jo soon pulled him back with her tendril.
"Jo, let me go, this is big news!" Eddy told the jockette.
"You want people stalking this chick?" Jo glared. "They'll treat her worse than those people who work in the circus!"
"Not to mention they might try to kill her?" Mike added. "It would be just like Clara and her Octopusoir."
"Uh, you know someone with an octopus?" Alexandra asked.
"I'll explain more later, we're eating." Mike replied since the story was kind of disgusting in context.
"Come on, Jo, this is a big scoop!" Eddy begged. "We could be rich! I'll share money with ya, 50:30!"
"No!" Jo told him.
"Why not?" Eddy asked.
"Eddy, let it go, can't you think of anything besides money?" Cindy scolded. "How do you think Alexandra would feel about this?"
"You're the one who wanted to take a picture of it." Eddy reminded her.
"Well, yeah, but that's different, Penn wanted the picture!" Cindy defended.
"That's always your excuse." Eddy defended.
"That doesn't matter!" Cindy told him. "You're making money off of someone who doesn't want this kind of attention! If I got a pimple the size of Kevin's face, would you go to the newspaper and make me lock myself in my room and never come out again because you destroyed my social reputation?!"
"No, but if it's Shovelchin, then yeah." Eddy shrugged.
"That's a different story," Mike scolded. "How do you think Alexandra would feel about what you were going to do right now?!"
Eddy looked at the former mean girl and sighs. "Okay, I won't say anything, now get off of my back."
"Thank you." Mike said.
"Does this happen a lot?" Alexandra asked.
"1+1=One on a Bun." Ed randomly stated.
"That means yes." Double D told Alexandra.
"So, you wanna be part of the group, huh?" Mike asked Alexandra.
"Yes, I promise to listen and do whatever you say, Mike." Alexandra promised.
"That's a good girl," Mike smiled. "Welcome to the Howling Wolves."
"Wow, really?!" Alexandra asked. "I'm apart of your group now?"
"You're all right by me," Mike promised. "But... You should prove yourself worthy..."
"Oh, I knew there was a catch." Alexandra pouted.
"Just a little initiation, you'll know when to come when you get an invitation." Mike told the black-haired girl.
"When do I get my invitation?" Alexandra asked.
"When it comes, you will know." Mike told her, mysteriously.
Alexandra just looked confused and shrugged as she continued to eat her lunch. The bell rang and everyone was throwing away their trash and going to their lockers for their two remaining classes for the day.
Alexandra looked among the many students as she collected her books for her next class. Alexandra went to her next class which it was Cooking in that class she has, and saw that the Eds, June, and Dee Dee are also in the class.
"Cooking Class, this doesn't look too hard." Alexandra said.
"Oh, Alexandra, cooking may seem easy, but it's an art!" Eddy told her since cooking was his best class.
"So, who's teaching this class?" Alexandra asked.
"Mr. Mung Daal." Double D replied.
"That's an interesting name." Alexandra commented.
"He owns a shop downtown with his apprentice, wife, and a good friend of his who only say one word." June told her more about Mung Daal.
"He only says one word?" Alexandra asked.
"Kinda like a Pokemon!" Dee Dee giggled.
Alexandra looked around and found some people in this class like Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Erica, and Kenny. Scott, Lightning, Chicken, and Ellody were even there, and even some of the bullies.
"Good afternoon, class." A man soon came into the room and greeted his students. The man had blue skin, a mustache that looked like elephant tusks. He had military cut white hair and had glasses. He had a white shirt with buttons and red kilt and brown shoes.
"Good afternoon, Mr. Daal." The class greeted back.
"I've been told we have a new student, now, would you please come up to the front of the class, my dear?" Mung requested.
Alexandra got up and stood in front of the class and rubbed her arm. "Uh, hey, I'm Alexandra Cabot, I used to travel with Josie and the Pussycats." she then introduced herself.
"Josie and the Pussycats, you say?" Mung replied. "My wife Truffles is fond of them, she says they make her feel at least 200 years younger."
"She wasn't important, Mr. Daal." Cartman said about Alexandra.
"Neither are you, Tubby." Alexandra glared.
"Ay!" Cartman glared back.
"Well, it's nice to meet you, Miss Cabot, you may be seated." Mung told the new girl in school.
"Thank you, Mr. Daal." Alexandra smiled as she went to sit back down.
"Now, today, you'll be-" Mung began only to be interrupted.
"How we can all get along as friends?" Daisy asked as she popped in through a window.
"No." Mung narrowed his eyes.
"How about we paint pretty pictures of our true selves?" Daisy smiled as she brought out random art supplies and made a portrait of herself which looked like Jesus in Church though with her face in place of the Lord's son's face. "I'm like Mary Poppins, I'm perfect in every way!"
"Would someone get her out of here?" Mung begged.
"I will, Mr. Daal." Erica volunteered.
"Thank you, Erica." Mung smiled in relief.
"Come on, everyone, I'll make you all happy!" Daisy smiled as she shot rainbows from her hands.
"What in the...?" Mung asked.
"Didn't you hear?" Daisy smiled. "I'm a Mary Sue, so I have magical powers for no reason which makes me happy all the time, but I have a tragic backstory no one cares about since I'm happy-go-lucky despite the trauma!"
Erica then shot a hurricane at Daisy, sending her flying away.
"Looks like Daisy Davis is blasting off again!" Daisy cried out as she flew into the sky.
"Hey, get your own original exit!" Jessie and James glared with Meowth.
Ding!
"Now, as I was saying before that Mary Sue interrupted, we'll be baking today," Mung told his students. "You may bake any dessert you like, and please, get into groups of five or six."
Alexandra looked around to the other students. Chicken of course went with Scott, Lightning, and Ellody. Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Erica, and Kenny also paired up. Kevin, Sarah, Lee, Hunter, Alejandro, and Maya then came together.
"Alexandra, why don't you join us?" Eddy offered.
"Really?" Alexandra asked. "Are you sure?"
"Yes, yes, come along." Double D smiled.
"I think someone's in the kitchen with Dinah." Ed added.
"I love baking." Dee Dee smiled to him.
"Awesome," Alexandra smiled to all of them. "Thank you."
"Of course she'd be friends with one of them." Alejandro said, pointing to the others like they were an infestation.
"Now, everyone pick any dessert you like and work together to make it come to life." Mung smiled to his students.
"Pfft! I don't know why she's friends with Mike Mazinsky." Maya said about Alexandra.
"I heard from lunch that she might join the group." Sarah said.
"And please, no cursing," Mung told the others. "I don't want any of you to end up like Gordon James. And that goes double for you too, Erica and Eric Cartman."
"Yes, Mr. Daal." Cartman and Erica murmured.
"Good... Now, if anyone needs me, I'll be checking, um, some important emails..." Mung told the students before seeming to go online to look at sexy Toon women like Jessica Rabbit, Betty Boop, and Holli Would. "Ladies~..."
"Okay, Eddy, you're the head chef for this group, so, what do you think we should we make?" June asked.
"Hm... This strawberry shortcake looks cute." Eddy smirked.
The others leaned over to see that he was looking at a girl with the same name and not a dessert.
"Uh, what?" Eddy smiled nervously. "She does... And she sounds delicious."
"Eddy...?" June warned.
"Okay, we'll make the actual strawberry shortcake," Eddy decided. "That's my mom's favorite dessert."
The others looked to each other and shrugged as they didn't have any objections.
"Okay, Strawberry Shortcake it is!" Alexandra smiled as she washed her hands.
"Okay, Alexandra, you get the ingredients, Double D, you get the measuring cups, bowls, all that jazz," Eddy began. "Oh, and June, make sure that Ed and Dee Dee don't mess this up for us."
"All right!" the others agreed and split up.
"Sure, leave me with the babysitting job." June deadpanned.
"Ah, you'll be fine, it can't be that different than fighting monsters no one else can see." Eddy shrugged.
"Whatever." June rolled her eyes.
"June, what is this?" Dee Dee asked as she brought out a kitchen appliance.
"It's a blender." June replied.
"What's it do?" Dee Dee asked.
"It blends things..." June rolled her eyes slightly
"Ooooh, really?" Ed asked out of amazement.
Daisy then popped out of the blender for some odd reason. "Come on, guys, let's all join hands and sing about how we're all friends!" she then beamed.
"June, there's an ugly monster!" Dee Dee cried out.
"Will you go away already?!" June glared as she kicked the blender away with Daisy inside out the window.
"BUT I'M A MARY SUE!" Daisy cried out.
"Is the ugly monster gone, June?" Dee Dee asked.
"She's gone, Dee Dee, it's okay..." June comforted her best friend, patting her on the back.
Alexandra looked at the recipe and came into the ingredient closet to get what she needed for her group's dessert project. She tried to reach for the flour, but it was too high up for her.
"Do you need any help, dude?" Kyle offered.
"It's too high; I don't think I can reach it." Alexandra told him.
Kyle then summoned for a vine to grab the flour.
"Wow!" Alexandra gasped.
"Here you go." Kyle smiled.
"Wow, thanks, um, are you a vinebender?" Alexandra asked due to his ability.
"You could say that, but I'm more of a plantbender." Kyle told her.
"Like Poison Ivy?" Alexandra asked.
"Something like that, yeah," Kyle replied. "My name's Kyle Broflovski."
"I'm Alexandra Cabot." Alexandra smiled.
"Yeah, I know, you're the new girl." Kyle said.
"Oh, I guess that's kinda obvious." Alexandra smiled sheepishly.
"Yeah, being new in this school's pretty much the talk of the hallways." Kyle said.
"Especially for the bullies." Alexandra pouted.
"Don't pay attention to them; they think they're badasses, but they're not," Kyle advised. "Especially Cartman."
"The fat one?" Alexandra asked.
"Yeah..." Kyle snickered since Alexandra called Cartman fat.
"Hey, Jew, instead of talkin' to your girlfriend, how's about gettin' our ingredients?!" Cartman yelled out.
"Shut up, Cartman, I'm talking to a friend, you could try it for once!" Kyle glared before going back to his table with his group.
Alexandra giggled quietly as the South Park kids were kind of funny as she went to join her own group.
"There you are," Eddy said once Alexandra came over. "What happened?"
"I was just talking to that boy, Kyle." Alexandra said.
"Which one's Kyle again?" Eddy whispered to the others.
"The one with curly red hair." Double D sighed.
"Oh, yeah, he looks like Little Orphan Annie." Eddy replied.
With that, the groups were baking their desserts as Mung was doing his own personal business.