EDacondas
Disclaimer: I know a lot about Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy and the first and second Anaconda movies.
Summery: The Eds are finally in the Amazon Rainforest but at a wrong time. It's in the middle of the rainy season. Will Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy fined a tour guide? Find out now.
Rating: T
Author's Notes: Okay this is my first EEnE crossover fanfiction in fact this is my first fanfiction so go easy on me.
Genre: Sci-fi/Action/Adventure
Chapter 3: Finding a Tour Guide
The Eds and all the kids in the cul-de-sac are now in the Amazon Rainforest but they were very disappointed. It's not the reason that they wanted to win the contest so they can get away from the cul-de-sac but instead bring all the kid that lived there with them. But it's because it was in the middle of the rainy season.
"Now this SUCKS!!" Eddy shouted, "At any time to start a contest to go too the Amazon Rainforest is during the rainy season?!"
"Sorry Eddy, I should have checked my weather calendar to see when the rainy seasons are." said Double-D.
"Well the guy at the docks said, 'No one is going on the river until the rainy season is over.'" Kevin explained.
"THIS REALY SUCK!!" Eddy shouted even louder.
"Come on Eddy at least things can't get any worse." Double-D said.
Just then a car drove across the road splashing water all over them.
"HEY, watch where you're going jerk off!" Eddy said.
"Eddy lets go back to the hotel." Double-D said.
"Okay Double-D lets go." Eddy said.
Double-D, Eddy, and Kevin went back to their hotel and went into their room.
"So now what?" Nazz said.
"Well we can't go on the river until the end of the rainy season." Double-D explained.
"How long is that?" Jimmy asked.
"2 weeks" Eddy said.
"2 WEEKS!" everyone shouted.
"But that's how long I told my mom I was going to stay." Nazz said.
It wasn't just Nazz who said that, as it seems everyone told their parents they were only going to stay for 2 weeks. That's why they had to pack extra clothes and supplies to keep them from being bored.
"Well we have a computer," Double-D said. "We can see if there is anyone who is crazy enough to ride a boat during the rainy season."
"Impossible no nincompoop would go on the river in this weather." Rolf said.
"Yeah. Well except Ed" Eddy said.
"I am a lump." Ed said. It seems like he's never paying attention.
"I'm serious! One time in Rolf's old country it used to rain many days and many nights for a whole month." Rolf explained.
"Okay I'm sure it wasn't that bad" Sarah said.
"Silence! The story is not yet over as Rolf said it rained for a month and when it was over Rolf's old country was flooded so much that Rolf's family had to sleep on the roof." Rolf explained.
"Wow. Rolf's weird huh Plank." Jonny said.
"Man that's tough. Did that really happen Rolf?" Jimmy asked.
"Of course it happened why would Rolf make up such a ridicules story?" Rolf asked.
"Well I think I'll check to be certain." Double-D said.
"Why does no one listen to Rolf!" Rolf shouted
It felt like an hour since Double-D started searching for a crazy tour guide. It took so long to find someone that he almost gave up until he found something. "By George, I think I found something." Everyone looked at Double-D.
"What do you mean you found something Double-D?" Eddy said
"I thank I found a tour guide who is crazy enough to take us on a boat tour during the rainy season." Double-D explained.
"Who would be crazy enough to go on the river during this weather?" Rolf asked.
"Some guy named Carson Anderson." Double-D said.
"Well were can we find this guy?" Kevin asked.
"He's in a bar in down town." Double-D said.
"We'll go there tonight." Eddy said.
That night Ed, Double-D, Eddy, Kevin, Nazz, and Rolf went to the ally of downtown to look for Carson Anderson. Double-D left him a message telling them to meet them at the counter. At the counter was a guy standing there as if he was waiting for someone. Double-D went over there and tried to say, "Hey I'm Double-D and these are my friends and we heard you can take us on the river during the rainy season." in South American. But actually he said, "I smell like stinky fish that's fresh from a fishing boat. Do you want a breath mint?"
The man laughed, "You know your South American language sucks." The man said.
"You speak English?" Eddy asked.
"Yes. Do you?" The man replied.
"Why would a nincompoop go on the river in the rainy season?" Rolf asked.
"Oh you want to meet him." The man said.
"You mean your not Mr. Anderson?" Nazz asked.
"What? Oh no Carson is my boss." The man said.
The man led them to Carson Anderson. "Hey Double-D." Ed said.
"Yes Ed." Double-D said.
"Why did you say you smell like stinky fish?" Ed asked.
"Ed I didn't know you speak in a foreign language." Double-D said excitedly.
"I speak what language?" Ed asked.
"Sometimes you scare me Ed." Double-D said.
Everyone followed the man to another man sitting in a chair.
"So your Mr. Anderson?" Double-D said.
"Yes. I see you met my friend Terren." Carson said.
"Yes we heard you can take us on the river during the rainy season." Double-D said.
"You must be the contest winners?" said Carson.
"Yes." said Double-D.
"Yeah, I think every boater in Borneo sent a letter to the radio station saying 'The rainy season will not be a good time for the contest.' But that's the thing about rich people they never listen." Carson said.
"I can agree with you." Double-D mumbled.
"Okay here's the deal when you're on my boat I make the rules. My boat's like my home so everyone does his or her fair share. Oh yeah we're going to make some stops so no one wanders off when we do. Okay?" Carson explained.
"OKAY!" everyone, said.
"Okay now get out of here. I don't know what kind of idiot would let kids in such a dangerous bar like this." Carson said as a knife came flying at him. But he easily caught it and saw the man who threw it laughing. "HHHEEY!! You think that's funny?! I'll show you funny! Put your hand on that wall." Carson demanded as the man did as he was told. Then Carson threw the knife at the man's hand and went through the hand to the wall. The man then screamed out in pain. Then Carson sat back down. "Check please!"
After that Ed, Double-D, Eddy, Kevin, Nazz, and Rolf went back to the hotel and told the others the good news. Then on the next day the kids came to the docks.
"I can't believe we have to treat his boat like his home. What the heck is that suppose to mean?" Eddy asked.
"I think he lives in his boat Eddy." Double-D said.
"Well I don't care. I'm not doing any chores on my… oh my god!" Eddy shouted when an ugly boat came by.
"Man is that a boat or a trash heap?" Kevin asked.
"I know Plank, that boat is ugly." Jonny said.
All of a sudden Terren came off the boat. "Well? Ain't she a beauty?" Terren asked.
"That's what we're riding on?" asked Jimmy.
Then Carson came out of the boat. "Not what you expected is it?" Carson said as the kids looked like they were saying 'HELL YES'. "She may not look good but the Bloody Mary is the best boat you can find."
"Are you sure this is your only boat?" asked Nazz.
"Well I can see why you don't like it. But if you don't want it I think you can get one in 2 weeks." Carson said as the kids looked in defeat.
Then all the kids got on the boat when a man came running down the peer. "Wait! Wait! I need to get on this boat!" the man said as he ran to the boat.
"Sorry but we're booked you can get another one in 2 weeks." Carson said.
"No! I don't have 2 weeks. I need this boat now," said the man impatiently.
"Listen dude I already have some customers. If you want this boat you're going to need to pay big." Carson said.
The man took Carson to whisper. "Okay my name is Deron and out there is something that will change the way we live. I will give you one hundred thousand dollars." Deron said.
"Okay we have a deal but no matter what happens I'm in charge got that?" Carson asked.
"Sure thing." Deron said.
"Okay guys this is Deron he will be joining use." Carson said as they all went on the boat.
Everyone then went on the boat after that and met the crew. "Guys this is Bobby," points at a man with glasses, "Baler," points at man with a eye patch, "Colley Deboilt we call him Shorty," points at a bold guy, "and this is Marco." Points at a big guy with cigarette (Think a big scary version of Arnold Schwarzenegger) and a jacket, "Marco. Do you mind?" Carson said as Marco flicked the cigarette out of his hand. "Okay now I hope you enjoy your stay at the Bloody Mary. Your bedrooms are over there and bathrooms in the back." Carson explained.
"Well it seems nice." Nazz said.
"Oh come on Nazz you know this thing is a piece of junk, right Rolf." said Kevin as Rolf came in with his stuff.
"Well. This boat is a big mess terrible made but aside all of that not bad." Rolf said.
"Whatever." Kevin said.
"I think I'm going to use the bathroom," said Nazz as she went to the bathroom. When she got there the bathroom was ugly, "I think I'll pass."
Then Sarah, Jimmy, and Jonny were getting their stuff together. "This place is filthy." Jimmy said.
"I know Jimmy but it is better then nothing." Sarah said.
In the other room the Eds were in their room. "Man this place is a dump. Double-D I don't know why you made use come here!" Eddy said very mad.
"Well it's the only boat that's available Eddy so don't blame me," said Double-D.
"Guys this is just like that movie 'The Lake Monster Returns." Ed said.
"Ed this is not a horror movie" Double-D said.
Back outside everyone else was talking and getting ready to leave. "All right get ready for departure. Terren get on deck and get this thing on the river." Carson said.
"Okay. But Carson why are we taking that Deron with us." said Terren.
"Because he offered us one hundred thousand dollars for something out there. Why?" asked Carson.
"I don't know. I just don't trust him." Terren said.
"Dude you don't trust anyone." Marco said.
"NO! This one is different." Terren said.
"Why don't you two shut up and get this damn boat on the water." Carson said.
After that Terren got the boat started and went on the river.
End of chapter three
A/N: that is it for now. Don't forget send some Reviews.
Next time: Strange things are happening out on the river. What's out there killing animals and people and what's that Deron guy looking for. Find out on chapter four of EDacondas.