EDacondas
Disclaimer: I know a lot about Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy and the first and second Anaconda movies.
Summery: Strange things are happening out on the river. What's out there killing animals and people and what's that Deron guy looking for? Find out now!
Rating: T
Author's Notes: Okay this is my first EEnE crossover fanfiction in fact this is my first fanfiction so go easy on me.
Genre: Sci-fi/Action/Adventure
Chapter 4: What is IT
Its day one on the Bloody Mary and as you might have expected everyone was bored. I mean what did you expect? They were on an old boat in the middle of the rainforest.
"Man. If I known we be on this boat I would have waited 2 weeks." Kevin said.
"I know! We're out in the river with no T.V, comfy beds, and last but not least we are on a boat that looks like its going to fall any second now." Eddy said.
"Well I don't know guys," said Nazz, "I mean we haven't been here for a full day."
"We don't need to be here for a whole day to know that this place is piece of shi…" Kevin almost said when he was interrupted by a knock of their door.
"Hey… Hey kids," it was Marco. "Listen you guys are expected at the main table in exactly 10:25 minutes. Repeat main table in exactly 10:25 minutes."
"Oh great I wonder what they want." Double-D said.
It was night and when they got to the main table it was full with food.
"Dudes what are you waiting for the food is getting cold." Baler said.
They all went to the table to eat. Too bad the food looked terrible.
"What is this?" asked Nazz, "A crocodile?"
"No. Caiman… not as big as a crocodile but close enough." answered Bobby. "Don't worry we de-bone them before we cook them."
"Ye! But if you want my advice, eat the head first that's the best part." Marco said.
"I think I'll have the fruit I hate meat." Jonny said.
"What kind of chicken laid this egg it's huge?" Sarah asked.
"That is a snake egg." Terren said.
"You should eat that before it hatches. Trust me you don't want a snake to bike you in the lips." Shorty said showing the bite mark on the lip.
"Well at least this stuff taste good. What is it?" Kevin asked.
"Calamari." Baler answered.
"What?" Kevin asked.
"Squid." Baler answered again.
Kevin then stared spitting out the squid. "I think I lost my appetite." Kevin said.
"Me too." Nazz said.
"Me three." Eddy said.
All the kids started to go to their room except Rolf. "Are you going to eat that?" Rolf asked Deron.
"You can have it" Deron said.
"Thanks. Squid is a deliquesce in Rolf's old country." Rolf said.
"You're a freak aren't you?" Deron asked.
After Rolf was done he went to his room. A few minutes later Double-D came out and saw the crew and Deron talking, so he hid behind the corner.
"How long will it take us to get there?" Deron asked.
"In a few days." Carson said.
"You know this rout is the same one where the incident happened." Baler said.
"Baler! I said we never talk about the incident ever!" Carson said walking off angrily.
"What is this talk about an incident?" Deron asked.
"Not an incident The Incident." Shorty replied.
"Its time to confess this boat isn't ours." Terren explained, "This boat belongs to Carson's friend. He was a tour guide, fisher man, hero, and army man. One day he took a group of people out into the forest and they slowly started to disappear. When he and three other survivors returned to Borneo he gave the boat to Carson."
"Okay well thanks for the ghost story." Deron said and went to his room laughing.
"Dude we're serious." Bobby said.
"Right I hope I don't disappear on the way to my room." Deron joked.
Then all of a sudden someone grabbed Double-D. It was Carson.
"You know ease dropping is a felony." Carson said.
"I'm sorry I won't do it again." Double-D said.
"Listen if you tell anyone I will skin you alive." Carson said.
"Please tell me that was a threat." Double-D hoped looking scared.
"Oh you be surprise." said Carson, "Look I promised my friend I wouldn't tell anyone."
"But your crew just told Deron." Double-D said.
"Then you know why it needs to be kept a secret. If anyone knows about it they will think we're crazy." Carson said.
"I think everyone already thinks your crazy." Double-D replied.
"Remember that skinning thing I said earlier? Maybe I should do it." Carson said.
"Okay I won't tell anyone." Double-D said.
"Good now go to your room." Carson demanded.
In an instant Double-D ran to his room, were Ed and Eddy were.
"Double-D what happened you look like you saw a scary movie." Ed said.
"Yeah sock head what happen almost lost your hat?" Eddy joked.
Double-D started telling Ed and Eddy what he just heard. "And Carson told me if I tell anyone he will make me the next main coarse in dinner."
"Man and I thought he was crazy to have this boat." Eddy said.
"Guys this is just like that other horror movie, 'Forbidden Secret of Doom." said Ed "You see these kids were living with this guy who had a secret and they found out he was a brain sucking mutant."
"Ed this is not a horror movie." Double-D said.
"Yeah if this was a horror movie they would have got some idiot like Tom Screws to play me." Eddy said laughing.
"Yeah and they would have got drunken fat guys to play us." Double-D said.
Everyone in the room started laughing. Jimmy then went outside to get some water. He started to lean off the edge of the boat and fell off the boat. Quickly he started swimming to the shore.
"Guys stop, wait please!" Jimmy screamed while chasing the boat. Suddenly Jimmy stopped when he heard a stick break, "Hello. Who's there?" Then Jimmy heard a hiss. Then he saw a shadowy figure and just like that he started running like hell. Jimmy saw the figure coming at him and hid in a log. He saw the huge figure coming in the log and Jimmy stared running out of the log. Jimmy found a big tree and started climbing it. Jimmy spotted the boat, "Guys please help!" Jimmy then spotted the figure below the tree, and then he heard a crack. Jimmy saw it was the branch cracking slowly and then… "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"
Everyone on the Bloody Mary ran out of their rooms to see what made the noise.
"What was that?" Kevin asked.
"It sounds like Rolf's Nanno shaving the cows." Rolf answered.
"It was probably a wild bore… being eaten." Marco said.
"Eaten?" Nazz asked.
"Everything gets eaten out here." Terren said.
"It's either eat or be eaten. That's the law of the jungle." Carson said.
"Okay let's just go to bed." Sarah suggested.
Everyone started going to their rooms but Carson grabbed Double-D.
"Told your friend didn't you?" Carson asked.
"I di di did didn't." said Double-D looking worried, "Okay how did you know?"
"Oh please. This is my boat. I can hear anything on my boat." Carson asked.
"Okay they're my friends. I can't keep a secret from them." Double-D said.
"If you tell anyone else your hide is mine." Carson said.
Double-D went in his room looking scared. Morning came and Sarah was looking for Jimmy, "Jimmy were are you? Jimmy?" Sarah yelled.
"What's she worked up about?" Marco asked.
"One of the kids is missing." Shorty answered.
"Which one?" Baler asked.
"The one with the retainer." Shorty answered.
"Great. One day and we already lost a passenger." Marco said.
At the main table everyone looked worried.
"Guys, Jimmy wouldn't just disappear." Nazz said leaning on the edge of the boat.
"Plank said 'Jimmy went out to get some water." Jonny said.
"Yeah and then what?" Kevin asked.
Double-D looked a little scared remembering what he heard last night, "Guys, last night Carson's crew was talking about a…" Double-D stopped when he saw Carson.
"What Double-D?" Nazz asked.
"Nothing, forget about it." Double-D said.
Just then Nazz fell off the edge of the boat, "Nazz!" everyone said.
"Terren stop the boat. Girl overboard!" Carson shouted.
"Nazz stay calm." Kevin said.
"Don't worry Rolf will save go-go Nazz girl." Rolf said.
"Rolf it's okay I know how to swim." Nazz said.
Just then a 19 foot crocodile jumped out of the water. Everyone then started screaming. Then Marco got out a rifle. He shot one time and missed the crocodile. He shot twice and missed him again. Shot a third time and scraped the crocodiles back. The crocodile then went underwater.
"Where is it?" Bobby asked.
"I don't know." Marco answered.
"You don't know?" Bobby asked again.
"Nazz, just stay calm, don't move a muscle. It can't see you if you don't move." Ed said.
"Ed, that's sharks and it can see her even if she doesn't move." Double-D replied.
Just then the crocodile jumped again to grab Nazz, but then Carson jumped on the crocodile with his knife.
"Nazz quickly swim…swim like the wind." Eddy said.
Carson was struggling with the crocodile. The crocodile kept shaking his head to knock Carson off, but Carson kept stabbing it in the neck. Then the crocodile pulled Carson under water. Everyone looked down at the water motionless. Then the crocodile floated back up on the water and everyone looked scared. Then Carson swam back up to the surface, taking his knife from under the crocodile's mouth and started to swim back to the boat.
"Are you all right?" Carson asked.
"I thought I was going to die." Nazz said.
"Well, I can see how that can startle you." Carson said.
"That was one big caiman." Nazz said.
"It was a crocodile. Caiman's don't have that much of an anger management issue." Terren said.
"Dude shut up she was almost killed." Marco said.
Everyone took Nazz to the main table. Terren started the boat and when no one was looking something pulled the crocodile underwater.
"Well at least the kid is safe." Carson said.
"Yeah, but we're still missing one kid." Baler said.
"Okay we'll split up into teams." Carson suggested, "Marco you and Bobby check the deck. Baler, Shorty you two look any where you both think the kid will be. Me and Terren will check the bedrooms."
They started looking for Jimmy but couldn't find him.
"I can't find him any where. I can't believe this. Where can this kid be?" Carson asked.
"Maybe we should turn back and… oh my god." Shorty said. Everyone looked where he was looking. They saw someone sitting in the dirt. It was Jimmy.
"Terren stop the boat." Carson demanded.
Terren stopped the boat. Carson, Terren, Marco, and Shorty ran to Jimmy.
"Why did we stop?" Eddy asked.
"Look its Jimmy!" Sarah said happily.
"Everyone stay on the boat!" Baler demanded.
Just then Deron came out of his room, "What's going on?" Deron asked.
"They found Jimmy." Nazz said.
"Who?" Deron asked.
"The kid, dumb ass." Bobby said.
Carson and the team got to Jimmy, "Kid are you okay?" Carson asked.
"It it was horrible." Jimmy was crying.
"Shorty, take the kid back to the boat." Carson said.
"What happened to him?" Marco asked.
"I don't know. Looking at him I say someone or something was chasing him." Carson answered.
"Carson!" Terren yelled.
Carson ran and saw Terren pointing at some type of fabric and started pulling on it to see how long it is.
"What is it?" Terren asked.
Carson got to the end of the fabric, "Its snake skin." said Carson, "But I haven't seen one this big before." Carson looked a little scared and started heading for the Bloody Mary, "Marco tell all the kids to stay on the boat. I don't want anyone getting off the boat until we reach Deron's destination and back to Borneo!" Carson shouted.
"Oh Sarah it was awful." Jimmy said crying.
"Oh it's okay Jimmy." Sarah said.
That night it was raining hard and Double-D was in his room thinking like always, "I just don't get it what could of scared Jimmy so badly?" Double-D asked.
"Guys this is just like that other horror movie 'Scary Jungle Beast of Death." said Ed, "You see there was this man-lion that was stalking this group of campers and…"
"Ed shut up! This is not one of your stupid horror movies!" Eddy shouted.
"And why would Carson want us to stay on the boat until we reach Deron's destination and back to Borneo?" Double-D asked.
"Maybe because he's crazy." Eddy said.
Carson was in the main room and Deron came in.
"You wanted to see me?" Deron asked
"Yeah. Beautiful weather were having don't you think?" Carson asked.
"Yea it i…" Deron was interrupted by Carson.
"I was being sarcastic." said Carson, "You know rain like this can lead to major flooding. We're turning back and finding an alternate route."
"But that will take more then a week." Deron said.
"What are you looking for Deron?" Carson asked.
"Okay it's a rare flower called the Blood Orchid." Deron answered.
"It's just a myth." Carson said.
"It's not a myth Carson." said Deron, "Here's your proof." Showing Carson a dead flower pellet, "It may be dead but it's enough proof."
"Look even if you find it there's no more Blood Orchids. My friend made sure of that." Carson said.
"No there's a few more of them. Please I'll pay you one million dollars." Deron said.
"Okay fine. But if something goes wrong I'm turning this boat around." Carson said.
At morning the river was flooded completely.
"God. Terren turn this boat around." Carson said.
Terren ran to the steering wheal but the boat ran into a log. Then Terren ran back to the wheal but couldn't turn it.
"Terren what's wrong?!" Carson asked.
"That log must have jammed the runner I can't steer." Terren said.
Then the fog cleared up and showed the boat heading to a waterfall.
"Sweet mother of God." Carson said.
Everyone woke and went to the main table "What's with all this noise Rolf can't get a decent sleep." Rolf said.
"The runner is jammed and heading toward a waterfall." Carson said.
"What!" Everyone shouted.
Everyone saw the waterfall and panicked.
"Everyone hang on to something!" Baler shouted.
"Hang on to something!" Carson shouted.
Everyone started hanging on to the boat. Then everyone started screaming when the boat was going down the waterfall. When the boat hit the water everyone swam to the surface. Eddy was the last to get out of the water and when he did something was swimming under him. But no one was able to see it.
"This is just great we're stranded here." Eddy said.
"No we're not I have a satellite phone in my bag. The bad news is it's on the boat." Carson said.
"Oh great we're stranded." Kevin said.
"No we're not." Said Carson, "My bag is water proof if we're lucky I can get it and a bunch of necessary supplies, Terren, Baler I'll need your help."
Carson, Terren, and Baler jumped in the water and swam to the boat. Carson swam to his room to find his bag. But he felt like he wasn't alone and like something was behind him. He turned around and saw nothing. He found the bag and grabbed it and two other suitcases. After he was done Carson, Terren, and Baler came to the surface. They got a phone, field chargers, a machine gun, grenades, and a machine gun with a grenade launcher, some pistols, and two machetes.
"Man he really goes the distance." Eddy said.
"Carson used to be in the military. It really pays off, gun, bombs, and license to kill." Marco said.
"Guys I'm telling you this is just that movie 'Scary Jungle Beast of Death." Ed said.
"Is he always like that?" Carson asked.
"I'm sorry to say but yes." Double-D said.
"Well I can't get a signal. We need to get out of this spot we need to move somewhere else." Carson said when they were moving away from the river.
End of Chapter four
A/N: That's it but don't forget to send some reviews.
Next time: They survived the waterfall but will they survive what's to come, find out next time on chapter five on EDacondas.