Edacondas

Disclaimer: I know a lot about Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy and the first and second anaconda movies.

Summery: They lose one man can they lose another, and startling secrets are revealed when they are in the village.

Rating: T

Author's Notes: Okay this is my first EEnE crossover fanfiction in fact this is my first fanfiction so go easy on me.

Genre: Sci-fi/Action/Adventure

Chapter 6: The Village

Where we left off everyone was heading to the headhunters village. They have just lost one guy against an anaconda, and their only way out of the jungle was gone. So far they were only a mile away from the crash site, and they had a long way to go from here.

"How far do we have to go?" Double-D asked tired from walking.

"Well it would take us two days to get there." Carson said. "But thanks to this short cut we're taking we should be there by night fall."

"I still don't see why we have to go to a village filled with headhunters!" shouted Eddy. "Won't they try to kill us the moment they see us?"

Marco then turned to Eddy. "Don't worry, Small Fry, if any headhunters give us trouble then we'll blow some caps in their ass."

"Wait this is also like 'Scary Jungle Beast of Death!" Ed shouted getting everyone's attention. "This is the part where we go to the village, and we find out the villagers are serving the man eating monster!"

Everyone stood silent by what Ed said. Jimmy was shaking in fear thinking it was true. Double-D smacked himself in the face in embarrassment that Ed said that. Everyone else thought that Ed was going nuts.

"Okay this guy watches too many movies." Shorty said before they decided to move on.

It's been two hours and still they were heading to the village. Each minute seemed like hours to all of them as they walked though the jungle no rest. Thirty minutes later they came to a part of the jungle that was so thick it was taking awhile to cut though it. Carson had to ask Terren to help.

"Carson have you noticed anything strange about the jungle lately?" Terren asked as he was cutting through the jungle.

"Not really." Carson answered. "Why do you ask?"

Terren then stopped helping him. "Well listen." he said getting Carson to stop. "Now tell me what do you hear."

"Nothing." Carson replied and then realized what Terren was trying to say. "No birds, no monkeys, no nothing."

"It's like the whole jungle is dead." Terren stated.

"Yeah." Carson said a little nervous. "Lets just focus on getting out of here."

They both started to cut through the jungle again. Everyone else was sitting back waiting for Carson and Terren to cut through it. Everyone expressly the kids were hoping that they would get out of here, and that they were far away from that giant snake as possible.

"I wonder how long we have to stay here." Eddy said.

"Well it will probably take awhile before they can cut through all of that." Double-D replied. "The best thing we could do is relax."

"But what if that snake comes after us?" Jimmy asked still scared about what happened to him and Bobby.

"Well Carson did say it would take a week before the snake would be able eat again." Double-D answered.

"And you would trust that psycho?" Kevin asked.

"Well he's not that bad." said Double-D.

"What are you talking about Double-D?" Eddy asked. "This guy was crazy enough to own a crummy boat, thought the jungle was hunted, and is leading us to a village filled with headhunters."

"Eddy you don't know what this guy's been going through." Double-D replied.

"What would he be going though Double-D?" Sarah asked.

Double-D wanted to tell them, but decided not to. Twenty minutes later Carson announced that they were just about through it. They were almost there until a dead body covered in slime fell out of the trees. Everyone was startled by it and was looking disgusted at it. Jimmy however was screaming, crying, and held onto Sarah for protection. Carson recognized the body was his friend Brack, and told everyone to get going because the body might attract other dangerous animals. After they got far away from the body all of the kids were arguing as to why that happened.

"Everybody be quite.!" Carson shouted getting the kids to stop talking. "Listen as I told you anacondas are territorial and aggressive. When threatened it will spit up it's food and hunt again."

"Could that have came from the same giant serpent that ate Bobby?" Rolf asked.

"No." answered Carson. "There's no way that the anaconda from the swamp could come here that fast."

"So you're saying there's another snake?" Sarah asked trembling at the thought of it.

"Yes, but anacondas aren't suppose to live so close to each other unless…" Carson stopped with a sense of fear coming over him. "Unless it's mating season."

"Mating season?" Kevin asked.

"The females find a big muddy pit, and wait for the males." Terren informed them.

"So you're saying there's a giant monster snake love fest going on around here?" Eddy asked starting to freak out.

"Basically yes." Carson replied. "Either way we have to get to the village if we want to get out of here."

Everyone agreed with Carson and started walking. The only one who wasn't moving was Deron which had Carson a little concerned.

"What's wrong with you?" he asked. "You've haven't said a word since the boat wreck."

"Listen Carson we have to find that Orchid." Deron said. When Carson heard that he started to turn and walk away. "No listen to me. That flower can change everything. We can make history."

"Yeah well I never was good at history." Carson replied.

"You have no idea the possibilities that are at hand." said Deron.

"You're right I don't." Cason answered. "What I do know is that we're stranded, two people I know are dead, and somewhere out there is a giant snake mating ritual going on around here." Carson then noticed that everyone was getting too far ahead of him. "All I can say is damn you and damn your Orchid." after saying that Carson walked away leaving Deron by himself.

Deron just looked at Carson and said. "You're just like everyone else who just laughed at me just because I want to change the world." Deron reached into his bag and took out the box that he got from the boat wreck. He opened it and took out the gun inside. "I will find that Blood Orchid even if I have to kill you, Carson, to get it." Deron then put the gun in is pants and pulled his shirt over it. After he put the box away he made his way to catch up with everyone else.

Two hours have passed and finally they found the headhunter's village. The first thing they noticed were spears going through an old skull. Rolf almost mistaken the skull to be his great nano. As they all made their way through the village they all noticed something was out of place.

"Where are all the headhunters supposed to be?" Kevin asked.

"How the hell are we suppose to know we never been here before." Baler said.

Minutes later they discovered what happened. They headed to the river bank and they saw a giant anaconda; it was dead. There were spears and arrows lunged in it's body, but the one thing they noticed was a huge cut in it's belly revealing a dead headhunter in it. The group walked to the dead snake to examine it.

"Carson." Double-D said. "You said that the snake in the swamp was the biggest one you ever saw?"

"Yeah." Carson answered.

"But this one is…" Double-D tried to finish his sentence but couldn't.

"Bigger." Carson finished for him. A minute later Terren called Carson over. "What is it what happened?"

"The remaining villagers were afraid after the anaconda attacked." Terren informed him. "They took all their boats and left for safety."

"Good for them, but bad for us." said Carson.

At this point everyone began to lose hope. There seemed to be no way for them to get out of the jungle. Carson looked around to see if there were any other way to get out of this place. He was looking at the hut, and then he remembered the stuff they got from the boat wreck.

"A raft." Carson said having everyone confused. "We'll use a raft to get us out of here."

"Did a pound of bananas fall on your head?" Rolf asked.

"I'm serous." Carson replied. "We have all the supplies we need right here. Now lets split up into groups and get this done."

Everyone did as he said and started to do their part. The Eds went to get wood for the raft and gave it to Kevin and Nazz. They would the bring the wood back to the river bank, so Rolf, Jonny, and Terren could make the raft. When it was getting dark Carson and Baler lit the torches so everyone could see. I about an hour they have got done making two raft which was enough they needed. Since they were done they all thought it was a good time to relax, so everyone made a fire and gathered around it except Terren who went to find something for them to eat.

"So." Marco started being the first to talk. "What is it like back where you kids live?"

"Well we live in a cul-de-sac in Peach Creek." Nazz answered. "We stay home and go to school you know normal kid stuff."

"Oh, so before you came here you all had normal lives." said Baler.

"Yeah except some people keep scamming us out of our money." Kevin replied.

"Who keeps scamming you out of your money?" Marco asked.

"Them." Kevin answered pointing at the Eds. "They always try to sell us things that are fake."

"Like what?" asked Shorty.

"I don't know it's different everyday." Kevin replied.

After that Baler turned his attention to the Eds. "Well what did you guys try to sell them?" he asked.

"Yeah well the funny thing is that I don't know what it was." Eddy said lying through his teeth since his last idea was the dumbest one he ever thought of show far.

Unfortunately for him Sarah remembered it. "Oh please last time you tried to sell us coat hangers." she said causing everyone to laugh at Eddy.

A few minutes after laughing Shorty decided to give Eddy some advise. "You know kid there's something I usually say when I sell stuff." he started. "If I fail to sell you something one or three times shame on you; fail four or more times shame on me."

"When do you ever say that?" Marco asked.

"Plenty of times… when none of you are around." Shorty replied.

A few minutes later a dead hog with an arrow in it was dropped right in front of them. They all jumped in shock by it until Terren came along and said calmly. "I caught this wild bore now who's hungry?" Terren strapped the hog to a small log and put it over the fire. Terren then got Eddy to sit and turn the meat.

"Wait why am I the only one turning the meat?" Eddy asked.

"Working is a hard fact of life kid live with it." Terren answered.

Ed was the only one who was worried. "Guys we need to get out of here." he said. "If we don't leave we'll end up in the belly of the man-lion."

Only now everyone was thinking Ed was getting crazier thinking this whole thing was some movie. However Jimmy was more then convinced. "Ed please tell me how does that movie ends?" he asked.

Ed then started thinking, and kept thinking, and still thinking, and wow he was taking his time with this. Oh you know what I really want to finish this, so I'll just cut to the chase he forgot.

"Wait Ed are you saying you forgot the ending to one of your favorite movies?" Double-D asked.

Everyone knew the answer to that. However Carson knew the ending. "Everyone dies at the end." he answered causing Jimmy to freak out.

After a few minutes latter the meat was ready and everyone dug in. except for Jonny since he's a vegetarian. The only one who wasn't eating was Carson. He really didn't seem to be hungry at this time. Double-D though was kind enough to hand him his share.

"Here I thought you might be hungry." Double-D said handing Carson the meat.

"Thanks." Carson said taking it. "Kid you're smart right?" Double-D nodded. "Then tell me how do you deal with being responsible for the death of someone you known for more then a year?"

Double-D paused at that question. "I don't think I can answer that since I'm just a kid." he said.

"One thing I don't get is why you didn't tell any of your friends about why we ended up stranded here." Said Carson.

"Well I thought it would be best if I kept it between you and me." Double-D answered.

Carson smiled at that. "Thanks." he said. "I never thought I could trust anyone outside of my boat," Carson then started patting Double-D on the shoulder. "You know you're a good kid Double-T."

Double-D smiled until he realized something. "It's Double-D." he corrected.

"Okay before we get out of here I will learn your name." Carson replied as he started eating.

In the other part of the village Deron was sitting on a fountain eating alone. The only thing he could think about was the Blood Orchid, and how to get it. After he finished his meal he got on his knees and started washing his hands and face in the fountain. When he was done Deron then noticed carvings on the side of the fountain. They were carving of a huge looking snake eating a weird looking type of flower. Once he noticed this he ran to the others to tell them what he found.

End of Chapter 6

A/N: Sorry this took so long I was working on another story. Anyway send me review to tell me what you think.

Next time: More secrets surface at the fountain, and Deron finally shows his true colors on the next chapter of Edacondas.