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12 Ways to Kill Sasuke
Plan 1: Sasuke's Potential Watery Grave
Konohamaru's point of view
Previously…
"Ok Konohamaru, now here is my plan-"
Now…
Everyone huddled around us as Naruto explained the plan to me.
My first step was to find Sasuke and execute the plan so that Naruto-niisan could have his spotlight back.
To do that I would need help from Udon and Moegi. Lucky for me they were both at Ichiraku Ramen chowin down on their dinner.
"Hey Moegi, Udon, how's the food?"
"You better just stop there cause you don't get any." Moegi said
"That's not even what I wanted so back off!"
"Then what do you want?"
"Well I'm glad you asked cause I need a favor. I have to help Naruto-niisan kill Sasuke and get his spotlight back. He's counting on me so can you guys please help."
"Um ok" Moegi considered the task and accepted "But on one condition."
"What is it?"
"Uh hold on guys sniffle I don't think that this is a good idea at all sniffle." Udon finally spoke up.
"Oh don't worry about it we're only playin" I tried to convince him.
"Oh, ok then if we're only playing a game I'm in."
"Anyway, what's your condition Moegi?"
"How about you treat us to ramen tomorrow, Okay?" Moegi decided
I carefully considered how much money I had and said " Yeah sure okay, lets get started. First we have to find Sasuke and then we have to set the trap. So lets go look for him, he will probably be in his apartment."
We went straight to Sasuke's apartment from the ramen shop. Again, lucky for me cause Sasuke was right where he's supposed to be. First we had Moegi stand on Udon's shoulders and I threw a kimono over them. They waddled over to Sasuke's door and I knocked and then hid around the corner. When Sasuke opened the door they tried to convince him that they needed him to come with them because Itachi was at the tea shop. He wasn't convinced but he went anyway they slowly walked towards the river and I followed.
I thought that he probably realized that some one was following so I tried to keep my distance. When they got to the river Moegi lost her balance sending both her and Udon to the ground.
Sasuke looked confused so I ran in. "Hey, you, emo kid!" I said to get his attention. He turned around towards me. "Check this out!"
I quickly did the hand signs. "Harem No Jutsu!" I transformed into the prettiest girl that I could image.
He looked super confused and I started to walk towards him. He stumbled backwards with a nosebleed only to trip over Moegi's foot.
Udon grabbed the sack that Naruto-niisan said that he had left by the riverbank. I, still dressed as a female nurse, stepped over to Sasuke to keep his attention on me. He looked up still confused as Udon ran over with the sack. He and Moegi grabbed the sack on each side and I helped them throw Sasuke inside.
He yelled and violently tried to escape the sack as Udon pulled the rope at the top to close it.
I transformed back to normal and all three of us lifted Sasuke and threw him into the river.
Now this is where it went wrong. This is where all of my luck ran out.
The rope that tied the sack closed had gotten caught around my ankle. When the sack began to rush through the white rapids I was suddenly pulled down and dragged through the muddy water. I reached out and grabbed Moegi's hand then I felt Udon jump and grab my other one.
This is when I knew it was gonna be a disaster. The force of the rapids sent me and Udon and Moegi into the water. We figured Sasuke must be almost out of air by now. However stupid Naruto-niisan tied a pebble instead of a rock to the bag so it wasn't sinking. We couldn't get the sack to stop so I couldn't untie myself.
So there you have it. We all died. When we walked out of the water we were just ghosts.
Well that is, except for Sasuke who walked away dry and safe like nothing happened.
So here I am. Back at the Hyuuga mansion. Just a ghostly form. A silhouette of what used to be Konohamaru.
"You have failed me Konohamaru." Naruto-niisan scolded. Everyone stared at my ghostly form. Amazed as I continued to stand their, defying all logic.
"Well I guess my chance is over who's next." I asked trying to look as innocent as possible.
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