Shojonohikari: Hey I know it's been a while. Well any way here's chapter 3.

12 Ways to Kill Sasuke

Plan 2: Poison him with Puppets

Kankuro's Point of View

Previously…

"You have failed me Konohamaru." Naruto-niisan scolded. Everyone stared at my ghostly form. Amazed as I continued to stand their, defying all logic.

"Well I guess my chance is over who's next." I asked trying to look as innocent as possible.

Now…

I sat there watching Naruto scold that ghostly kid who just drifted in here like nothing happened. The kid said that Sasuke defied all logic. He and his friends floated out of the water as ghosts and Sasuke walked away from the river, after drowning, completely dry and acting as if it was a normal day. Like his memory was wiped clean and Kami-sama had just decided to grant him nine lives, or more.

I had never really talked to Sasuke before, or anyone really. Kishimoto-sama has decided that I am not to be featured in many episodes or manga chapters. He either thinks that he should save me for later or is being a bastard and basically making me a side character. I'm really starting to think that I'm not important or some kind of sidekick for Gaara. Well in any case I have been graced with the honor of having a chapter long part in this story so I will try to stand out as much as possible.

Well, because I don't really care if Sasuke lives or dies, you might be asking why I agreed to do this. It's mostly because I'm bored (Kishimoto-sama hasn't been giving me anything to do lately) and also because I don't like the way he talked to Gaara the first time we met him. Anyway all that matters is I'm here now so lets get started with the story.

Because I don't talk to Sasuke (or anyone) I decided that it was time to start. I went to have a little conversation with him. I had to figure out a few things about him before I killed him. Naruto said that he would be at the store buying something. He said that Sasuke wouldn't tell him what he was buying. Well I don't care but I went to the store and their he was. I guess he didn't recognize me 'cause when I walked up to him and said "Hey" he just kept looking for whatever he came for.

So anyway, this is how the conversation went from their (he's really dull.)

"Yo, your Sasuke right?"

"Huh, oh am I supposed to know you."

"Yeah we met before, or do you not remember. Well of course you don't." Dammit all Kishimoto-sama you couldn't have possibly made me a somewhat memorable character.

"Who are you then?"

"I'm Kankuro, you know Gaara's older brother."

"Oh, yeah ……… Oh now I remember."

"Why did you need to think about it so long?"

"What do you want?"

Bastard, completely ignored my damn question. "Um, yeah, well I just wanted to talk to you since we've never had any sort of conversation before."

"Why start now?"

"Because I felt like talking. Ok first question."

"What? Wait. Why does this sound like a quiz show?"

"How good would you say you were at using your sharingon?"

"Um, I don't know, pretty good I guess, I'd like to get better thou."

"Are there any kind of poisons that you might be immune to?"

"What? Why?"

"Just for future reference. That's all."

"Um, no poisons that I know of."

"Thank you very much, your interview is now over."

"Wait. Interview?"

And that what happened. After that I went to make my plan.

Ok so this was the plan-

First I got one of my puppets and made sure that it was loaded with the best poison that I had on me at the moment.Next I set up the puppet so that it was hovering over Sasuke's front door.

Then I set up the chakra strings so that I could attack him without him seeing me.

It was all planned perfectly. Now all I had to do was wait till he got back from the store. Naruto said that he would have to leave again for training with Kakashi-sensei.

Now this is what actually happened.

Sasuke came home with a bag full of food and other stuff (Damn why did Naruto make it sound so mysterious?). I waited about ten minuets before he came back out. When he opened the door I pulled the strings and made my puppet attack. He dodged the first one and then I resorted to actually fighting him. For some reason he thought that this fight with this mysterious person that he couldn't even see was worth using his sharingan. I never studied the Uchiha Clan or the sharingan but even a complete idiot (like Naruto) would be able to tell that a sharingan cannot manipulate a puppet's mind.

Somehow that weirdo turned my own damn puppet on me and well I met my untimely death.

The puppet lunged for me and I wasn't expecting it. It sliced me in the throat. I bled dry while I was in the bushes. And damn it all, I was a fricken ghost, while he went to go start his training like nothing fricken happened.

I didn't really feel like returning to the Hyuuga house and face everyone just yet. So I decided to leave a note. I listened through the window while they read it. It read……

Hey you guys, I didn't exactly kill him. He did something weird and miraculous and used his sharingan to turn my own puppet on me. So yeah I'll be back later. Good Luck.

-Kankuro

P.S. I'm a ghost now.

I heard Naruto say "Wow that bastard ditched us after he failed. That's pathetic. Well it's your turn Gaara. Make your brother feel more worthless than he already is."