The Phantom Blood Tastes like Bittersweet Rebellion

by Kyoukokabosuke

Mami Tomoe suddenly finds her life upside down, when a handsome, yet devious and mischievous, man suddenly strolls into her life from an alternate universe. He claims that hes traveled far across the multiverse searching for her, who was, originally, the love of his life. However, Mami seems dubious- Are his bizarre claims true? And why did she have to vomit him out of her mouth?

2. Muv Luv Alternative

When Mami awoke, she was already in her bed, in her nightgown. A wet rag was placed upon her forehead. She gave and deep sigh, and tried to conjure up some memory in her head, of what happened after she got home from school. For some reason, she had a splitting headache, and her jaw ached sorely.

"Hey babe."

A deep, sexy, suave, incredible voice shook her from her thoughts. "How you be doing, baby? You be feeling okay?"

Mami's eyes went wide, and suddenly she remembered. "Who are you?! Why were you in my mouth?! How did you grow so huge?! What is even happening?"

The man's mouth grew wide, and an audible (Read: LOUD) gasp grew from his lips. He twisted his head away from her, and tossed his right hand into his golden locks. He left hand shot threw his legs, and began to lightly grope his own ass. "Baay-beeeeee, please, please, don't tell me that you-" His head tilted towards her, "-that you don't remember me, Dio, your honey-boogy-bumbly-booby-bear?"

At this point, Mami gave up on life. She groaned loudly, and lifted her wrist to her head. "That answered none of my questions, at all, whatsoever. And, no, I don't know you, so it stands to reason that I don't remember you."

Dio's whole body jolted into another pose, his eyes and mouth wide. His hands flew up to his cheeks, a slapping noise echoing through the room. "Dang, I freaking fudged up again, goshdarnit! I'm not good at this hero stuff! Okay, okay, I, well, have a long story that you may not believe in, but you got to! Long ago... I was once a villain!"

"Yes, that is 100% believable. You broke into my house, dislocated my jaw, and undressed me while I was unconscious."

"No, no, I was freaking evil! Conquering countries, obstructing justice, corrupting innocents, destroying lives, creating an evil undead army! I was /evil/!" He emphatically raised his hand into the air.

"This too is completely believable."

"Tch! Anyway, I was about to engage in the act of vanquishing my hated enemy, Jonathing Joestar! I had dragged myself back to life to enact my revenge upon him in a thrilling battle aboard a boat, when suddenly, you, you, Mami Tomoe, were there! You cried out "Make love, not war!" ...you changed me, my love. From that moment onward, me and Jojo were the best of friends, who made love, not war! And you, my dear, became my lovely bride!"

"No I didn't."

"Yes! You did! However- Tragedy, oh, god, tragedy struck! You passed, due to great illness!

"I did what now?"

"You contracted the great illness, and passed away!"

"Then how am I here?"

"I... I made a contract with a witch."

"What?!"