(Author's Notes: Oh my god I cannot believe I'm doing this christ there is something wrong with me man oh man.)

When Mami awoke, she was in the same dang place she was last chapter.

"Girl you keep fainting, you okay? Like, you have fainted more than a normal human being typically faints in a lifetime, in just one day." Dio's plump luscious lips contorted with concern.

"Well maybe if someone would just stop freaking coming out of my throat, I'd be a little bit less inclined to fainting." Mami stared daggers at Dio, but then the daggers got a little too close, and accidentally chopped off his hand, which crawled away through a mouse-hole.

"Ow," Dio said, growing a new hand. Mami muttered a faint "Sorry."

"Shall I continue with my story?" Dio asked.

"I still don't get how you made a deal with a witch... That's like, impossible? I mean, like, they don't talk, I'm not even sure they're intelligent, they're more forces of nature than life-forms."

"Ah, so in this world, that's what a witch is! In my Fragment-"

"No. No, please, we're not doing this-"

Dio continued, despite Mami's protests. "In my Fragment, witches are incredible beings with supernatural powers! My dealings with the witches began when I attempted Human Transmutation on your disgusting decaying-

"Nooooo, nooooo, we're not, we are literally not, going there, please-"

"However, when I had completed the transmutation, I found a horrible monstrosity in your stead, and my limbs had been taken from me! Jojo was the one to find me, and he was heart-broken... 'OH NO,' cried, 'OH NO!'"

"That's the wrong Jojo even I know that you frigger-fraggling turd-burglar."

"And that's when the Great Lambdadelta-chan-sama found me!"

Mami let out a moan, "Nooo stop literally like please like stooooop. This is too much for one crossover fic to even do-"

"DON'T BREAK THE 4TH WALL YOU IGNORANT BROKEN WENCH. Now, as I was saying, Lambdadelta-chan-sama brought me to this world, and, Mami, this is where it gets heavy... You and I must exchange True Love's Kiss within 35 chapters, or else this whole world will collapse!"

"Noooooo. Look at yourself, man, you look like a freaking comic excerpt from an 80s' magazine for homosexual men's fashion."

"But za warudo!"

"But your cheekbones."

Dio stood up, and glared at Mami. Mami glared back. They continued to glare for several minutes, when the sun went down, and became too dark to glare at each other without the possibility of damaging either's eyesight, so Dio got up and turned the light switch on, and went over to shut the blinds. Then, he returned next to Mami's (Bed)Stand, and continued glaring at her. Eventually, it was around 9:00 PM, which was the only time that Mami could get a healthy amount of sleep before waking up the next morning, so Dio stopped glaring at her, turned off the lights, and left her room. He then sat on the couch and watched soccer, while helping himself to Mami's wholegrain Pringles. Eventually, he realized he had eaten all of the Pringles without realizing, and, being the totally-not-a-villain-good-guy that he is, left to go to the nearest convenience store to purchase some new ones before they all closed for the night. It was already 10, so he was worried he wouldn't find any, but, luckily, a nearby Bosco's was still open, so he went to find some. Unfortunately, they didn't have the Whole-Grain kind, so he settled for a tin of Sour Cream. It was larger than the one at Mami's house, but it was the only size the store had, so he chose it anyway. He also grabbed a bottle of Banana Milk, because it's actually kind of hard to find, and went to the Register. The man at the Register, who spoke with a terrible mock-russian accent, told him the total was 11.97$, but Dio only had a 20$ bill, and so used that to pay. He then returned to Mami's house, put the new Pringles in the cupboard, and the milk in the fridge, and then went to sleep on Mami's couch.

In the morning, after Mami had woken up, she got dressed, and went into the living room. Dio was already awake, so they glared at each other until it was time for Mami to go to school.