Warning: Yaoi, lime, etc
Disclaimer: I wish.

Aquarius (water carrier): January 20th – February 18th.

Zodiac element: Air

Chinese equivalent: Tiger (unpredictable, charismatic)

Personality: "masculine", positive, extrovert, strong willed/stubborn, visionary, devoted to goals, rebellious, outspoken.

Area of the body ruled over: Ankles, circulatory and nervous systems.

Uchiha Obito – February 10th

"Ne, ne, Obito?" Rin cooed

"Yeah?"

"When's your biiirthdaaayyy?" she asked him, elongating the last word until even the ever-adoring Obito thought he might snap.

"10th of February" he replied cautiously "why?"

"So you're an Aquarius!" she shouted, startling them all a little.

The terror on all three of her team mates faces as they realised she had re-discovered the joys of western horoscopes was unseen by Rin as she began to search for the definition of an Aquarius in her trusted notebook.

"It says here that you're masculine –" Kakashi snorted, Rin ignored him "– positive, visionary and outspoken"

Obito wasn't quite sure what to think of this "umm" came his articulate reply

"Well I guess that part about "outspoken is nonsense then" their sensei laughed

"Oooh and look!" she cried in delight "It says here that the part of the body you rule over is your ankles! That would explain why you're always twisting them"

Obito smiled weakly and took another sip of his drink. Times like these were the only times his undying affection for Rin came to a standstill.

"And also, your ideally matched signs are Libra and Gemini. Hey Kakashi's a Libra! Maybe you two would make a good couple?"

Obito promptly spat out a mouthful of water while Kakashi who had only been half-listening jerked forwards in surprise. There was a choked giggle from the corner in which their sensei was sat.

"W-what?" Obito managed to gasp out while Kakashi sat stone-still staring blankly at the wall of the restaurant.

"What's wrong?" Rin asked bemusedly

"Yeah, I think you two would make a lovely couple" Minato added, wiping a tear from his eyes.

"I have to leave" both Kakashi and Obito declared in unison – not even turning to scowl at each other – as they turned and fled to their respective homes.

"Did I say something wrong?" Rin asked her sensei, wide-eyed.

Minato just laughed.

The next day, Obito inadvertently bumped into Kakashi outside Konoha's X-Rated shop.

"Hey, watch where you're going!" the Uchiha yelled loudly as he hit the ground.

"Idiot" muttered Kakashi; looking over the top of his newly purchased neon-orange book to see who it was that had collided with him. Letting out a long-suffering sigh, he heaved the angry Obito up from the ground and patted him down absently. Obito stood scowling.

"Why is it that when I run into you, I end up flat on my back with you over the top of me?"

Kakashi idly wondered whether Obito knew how that could be interpreted by a teen who had just spent the whole morning reading porn. Particularly when the porn-reading teen had also spent the entire night considering Rin's suggestion that he and Obito would make a good couple.

He doubted it.

"I thought Ninjas didn't read porn" Obito said slyly and Kakashi twitched slightly.

"They don't" he replied.

" . . . " Obito wasn't quite sure how to respond to that.

"I thought –"

"I thought all Uchihas were incredibly good looking and highly skilled. You proved to be an exception" Kakashi interrupted

"HEY!"

"Yes?" he asked benignly.

"I hate you so much" Obito muttered weakly

"No you don't"

"Yes I do"

"No you don't"

"Yes. I. Do!"

A long pause . . .

"No you don't"

"Ahhrgh! You're so . . . so . . . contrary"

"That's rather a long word for you isn't it?"

Obito scowled, suddenly realising that his chance to escape was now. The Uchiha compound was just up ahead, all he had to do was yell an insult and dash inside before Kakashi could yell one back.

"PERVERT!" he screamed loudly and made a mad dash inside the compound Kakashi could follow, sprinting into his house to the shock of both his parents and coming to a halt only when he was safe inside his bedroom, and allowing himself a diabolical chuckle.

"Did you really think that would work?" Kakashi asked mildly, smirking beneath his mask as Obito shot a foot up in the air, pulling out a handful of kunai.

"H-how?"

Kakashi didn't answer immediately, simply snapped shut the neon book and advanced towards his "prey" as he slipped it into his pouch.

"How isn't important. Let's focus on why"

"Ah . . . alright then . . . why?" Obito asked nervously

"To get you back for calling me a pervert. Obviously."

"Y-you started it!" Kakashi was slowly backing the Uchiha into a corner "B-besides, you can't be the real Kakashi because Kakashi's only a closet pervert!"

"Well" Kakashi pretended to be thinking "I'm quite happy to corner you in a closet" Kakashi put a finger to his mask and tugged it down, causing his team mate to blush. He had finally pinned Obito down. Or so it would seem.

In a mad bid for freedom Obito slipped under Kakashi's arm, put on a burst of speed and promptly twisted his ankle, falling face-first onto the bed. He rolled over to see Kakashi advancing on him once more, mask still around his neck.

"Why is it" he quoted "that whenever I run into you, you end up flat on your back with me over the top of you?"

"You absolute –" Obito began but was cut off by the sudden pressure of Kakashi's lips against his own. "pervert" he finished weakly as Kakashi moved off from on top of him.

"Who, me?" he asked, pulling the mask back up as he sat next to a shell-shocked Obito, still lying flat on his back.

"This is all Rin's fault" he moaned "Stupid woman. She put these idea's into your head" he began grumbling "you'd be cute together. Aquarius and Libra are soul-mates –"

"Actually I'm a virgo" Kakashi interrupted and pulled out Icha Icha once more, opening it with a flick of the wrist. "Well. Jan ne" he said, holding up his free hand and disappearing in a puff of smoke, leaving a somewhat bemused and thoroughly violated Obito still laid out on his bed.

There was a long pause.

"I HATE YOU HATAKE KAKASHI!" he yelled, as loud as he could possibly manage.

From his position atop the Hokage mansion, Kakashi smirked.

Owari!