Disclaimer: FAN fiction. FAN . . . yes? Good, glad we understand 3
Warning: Complete crack, OOCness, Yaoi, naughty language, SMUT!
A/N: This is the product of an exam-frazzled and sexually repressed mind. Enjoy!
Kaguya Kimimaro – June 15th
"Oh it's on now bitch" Kabuto declared to his silver haired rival, who was currently clutching onto a chunk of his own precious hair.
"You won't win" Kimimaro informed him, dropping the hair and preparing himself for another attack from his long-time rival in love Yakushi Kabuto. "Orochimaru-sensei is mine"
The two teens stood in the halls of Oto University, facing each other down, neither prepared to give up and both assured of their own victory. A large crowd had gathered to watch them fight, and bets were being taken.
"Beat the fucking crap out of him Kimi-kun!" Tayuya screeched
"Kill the skank so we can leave Kabuto" came Yoroi's replying encouragement.
Both gangs stared at each other in unconcealed hatred.
Kimimaro and Kabuto ignored their companions as each silver-haired contestant stared the other down. Someone crashed into a wire statuette from the third-year art class in the struggle to place bets and as it crashed loudly to the floor, it was taken as a starting bell and the two warring students leapt at each other; slapping scratching and pulling hair in a way that most certainly did not do the past and present captains of the martial arts teams and justice.
""What is going on here?" a silky voice demanded and the entire crowd went silent and parted, to allow their terrifying biology professor to advance on Kabuto and Kimimaro.
"Orochimaru-sensei!" Kabuto jumped away from Kimimaro – whom he had been pinning against a wall to prevent any further hair-pulling – and bowed slightly.
Kimimaro pushed away from the wall and came to stand next to his rival "accidentally" stumbling and yanking out another chunk of Kabuto's hair and smirking as the other boy yelped.
"Now it matches" he said by way of explanation.
"You gentlemen will both return after your final lecture in order to aid me in cleaning the biology labs, am I clear? Orochimaru demanded
"Yes sensei" murmured both fighters grudgingly.
"Good." There was a long pause. "You may continue" he said with a dismissive wave of his hand and the snake-like sensei sauntered off.
"We will continue this later" Kimimaro hissed and beckoned his four followers after him.
"Who the fucking fuck do they think they are?" Tayuya demanded "bitches" she added for good measure as they walked.
"I have work to do" Kimimaro declared by way of reply and walked off, leaving his four friends in confusion.
"Isn't he usually full of insults for that Kabuto?" Jirobo asked and the others shrugged, each going their own way now the fight was over.
"Well now you're both here, I shall leave you to clean up" Orochimaru told them several hours later when both boys appeared "try not to break anything" he drawled and again sauntered off, well aware of the lustful gazes of both students upon him.
"Keep your hands and eyes off my Orochimaru-sensei" Kabuto demanded as the door closed.
"He's not yours" Kimimaro replied cattily "I was here first anyways"
"Listen you little runt" Kabuto hissed and Kimimaro smirked at his ability to ruffle the elder male so easily. "You may be some fucking genius to have gotten into university at 15, but you won't go very far if you don't start showing some respect for your senpai's"
"Why should I show any respect to a student who failed his entrance exams seven times?" Kimimaro asked sweetly and with a growl Kabuto had bent him backwards over a desk. Kimimaro reached up and quickly wound his fingers into his assailant's hair. "Oh senpai" he breathed "You have such pretty hair. It would be such a shame to have to tear another chunk out of it"
Kabuto pushed him further back across the desk and Kimimaro shivered at the pain. Spreading his hand further around the back of Kabuto's head the made-up boy pulled him forwards and crashed their lips together, bucking his own hips against the elder's and using Kabuto's gasp of shock as a means to shove his tongue into the other's mouth.
For the slightest moment, he felt Kabuto responding, but soon found himself shoved backwards once again as Kabuto stumbled away from him.
"What the hell was that for!?" he demanded.
"Well let's see" Kimimaro pretended to think for a while, leaning against the desk with his arms crossed and resting one finger on his lips. "For a while now, my interest had not been in our delicious sensei, but in you." Kabuto stood, dumbstruck as the younger male pushed himself upright. "You see I've already had my fun with Orochimaru-sensei, and as enjoyable as it was we just wanted different things."
"What are you talking about?"
"Well,
he wanted Sasuke and I wanted you. So we made a deal. I brought
Sasuke to him and in return he aided me in cornering you."
Kabuto
paused for a moment to consider his rival's words and then spat at
his feet with a sneer and turned towards the exit.
"I wouldn't bother, the door's locked" Kabuto tried it but found the younger boys words to be true. "There's a reason I made university at fifteen you know. I really am very clever." He smirked and made a pretence of inspecting his nails.
"Why me?" Kabuto demanded.
"You have an excellent brain" Kimimaro shrugged "and" he added as Kabuto snorted "I've seen you in the showers after training captain" Kabuto flushed slightly and Kimimaro – sensing an opening – made his way slowly towards him.
"You know you're awfully predatory for such a little kid"
"Trust me senpai. Little is not a word often used to describe me" he said grinning.
"I know" Kabuto admitted "I've seen you in the showers as well"
Kimimaro reached his senpai and grabbed hold of one wrist, placing the opposite arm around his waist. When he had Kabuto in the position he desired, Kimimaro began to unbutton the man's shirt and trailed kisses down his chest.
"Senpai"
"W-what?"
"I want you to fuck me senseless"
"What?" Kabuto repeated, panting
"Right here, right now" demanded Kimimaro
"And why should I – ahhh – do that?"
"Because it's my birthday" Kimimaro informed him
"Well then" Kabuto replied as the younger boy reached his navel "whatever will make you happy on your birthday kimi-kun"
Kimimaro smirked into his conquest's stomach.
He always got his way.
OWARI!
Yeah Kimimaro's a slut. But anyways, the original draft for this one was horribly angsty and I preferred this version, so sorrrryyy . . . I'll get round to doing another friendship one soon I hope. x x x