Natsu x Lisanna
A/N: So do you guys want these stories to focus on the family or more of how they got together? I will not do lemons in these stories I think. That will just twist the vision.
Disclaimer: I do not own the Fairy Tail series or any characters in said series.
Warnings: High intensity
"I don't know about this..." - Regular Speech
'I need to get back!' - Regular Thought
"Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora!" - Attack
"The Northern Fortress, Monday 2:36 p.m." - Place Setting
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The Strauss House, x795
Lisanna Strauss hummed to herself as she patiently waited for her guest to meet her in the living room. Part of her was glad that her two siblings were not home to annoy her while another part wished that Mirajane was here so she could make tea so delicious that it would knock her own out of the park. Regardless, Lisanna was content.
A loud groan and the opening of a door alerted Lisanna that her guest was out of the shower. She stifled a laugh when she heard him bumbling around on his way to her location.
"Natsu, are you alright?" Lisanna covered her mouth in an effort not to laugh.
Natsu, still very much wet above the waist without anything covering his torso save for a towel hung around his shoulders, walked into the living room and plopped down in front of his oldest friend.
"I'm fine..." He grumbled, taking her offering of tea.
Lisanna, even if she couldn't tell from his tone, knew that something was wrong from his facial expression. "How was your shower?" She asked.
Natsu ran a hand through his wet locks. "Where do I begin? First off, I hate Mira's soap! It's too pink and flowery! Secondly, all the towels are way too small. Lastly and most of all, I think you're temperature dial on the faucet is broken! When I turned it to hot, it was cold! But when I set it to cold, it was still cold! Like what the hell shower?" Natsu ranted, freely speaking his mind.
The youngest Strauss couldn't help but giggle even more. The way Natsu made it sound, the world was out to get him!
"Well I hate to break it to you, that soap is Elfman's, not Mira's." Lisanna cleared up the first problem, causing Natsu to adopt a puzzled expression which she found utterly adorable. "As for the second thing, did you look under the sink or did you just assume that the ones on the rack, which a hand towels by the way, were the only ones?" Lisanna continued, confusing him even more.
"So what about the cold shower?" He finally asked.
Lisanna shrugged. "Mira likes to take really long and really hot showers for some reason." She said.
"Ah." Natsu said before the two fell into a silence.
Whether it was a comfortable silence or not, Lisanna couldn't tell as she kept looking down at her tea cup. She had a pretty serious topic to bring up to him and with Natsu, it was bound to go over his head no matter what she does. She might as well be direct and take some initiative.
"Natsu..." She started off softly, still looking at her tea. "About why I brought you here... I want to talk about something."
Natsu took another sip of his tea and nodded. "I'm all ears." He said.
"D-Do you... do you like the tea?" She stuttered cutely.
The pink haired young man was a bit taken back. "Umm yeah?" He answered.
Lisanna nodded. "Do you like the tea a lot?" She pressed.
Once again, Natsu was puzzled. "Yeah, I really do like it."
"Would you say you... loved it?" Lisanna presumed.
Natsu raised an eyebrow at that. "Yeah, I guess I would say I loved it. It's the same recipe you'd make us as kids."
"Funny that you say that actually." Lisanna looked up from her cup and Natsu could see the blush that dusted her cheeks. "So while I was gone, there was no new recipe that you loved as much as this one?"
'This is the weirdest conversation I've ever had about tea...' Natsu thought inwardly but didn't express his inner thinking.
"Yeah, I guess so." Natsu stated.
Lisanna smiled and she set her tea down. "Well, what would you do if I told you that the tea loves you back?" Lisanna asked.
'Alright, if I make a run for it now, I can catch the next train and start a new life...'
Natsu let out a nervous laugh. "I think that'd be fantastic?" He guessed.
Lisanna's smile widened. "So now that we've established that you and I- err, I mean the tea, both share feelings for each other, what would you do next?" She started to raise herself out of her seat, showing that she was very excited.
'I'll change my name to Paul, yeah, that's a good cover name. That way Lisanna could never find me and kill me!'
"...marriage?" Natsu squeaked.
"Oh!" Lisanna gasped, nearly falling back after he said that. But her momentary lapse in balance was quickly replaced with glee and excitement. "Oh Natsu I knew you felt the same way about me!" Lisanna proclaimed joyfully as she launched herself over the table to hug him.
"Wha?" Natsu asked as he was tackled to the floor by an ecstatic Lisanna who started to plant a million tiny kisses all over his face, cheeks and lips included.
But suddenly, Lisanna pulled herself up. "But wait! I gotta go tell my brother and sister that I'm getting married! Mira and I need to get planning if we want the wedding to be before the end of the year!" The white haired woman said before looking down at her new fiancé. "I'll be back in a bit love, go ahead and make yourself comfortable. What's mine is yours and what's yours is mine, yeah?" She giggled before getting up off of him and making her way out of the house and towards the guild.
Natsu just leaned his head back to get and upside view of her leaving. "What the fuck just happened...?"
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Fairy Tail Guildhall, Five Months Later
"So Lisanna." Cana started as she leaned against the bar, her and the other Fairies surrounding the newly wed Lisanna who had just gotten back from her wonderful honeymoon with her husband. "How was it?"
Lisanna clasped her hands together as she took on a look of fond remembrance. "Oh Cana it was the best. I never guessed my honeymoon with Natsu would be like something straight out of a fairy tale! The snow covered mountains were so beautiful-"
"I don't think that's what she was asking..." Bisca stated slyly, motioning to the chuckling face of Cana.
"Emerald cowgirl over here is right, I was asking how good he was, not the vacation." Cana purred lewdly.
Lucy and Wendy's faces both flushed deep red when the conversation took a turn for the worst.
"I agree!" Erza slammed her fist down on the counter, making Wendy and Lucy give her hopeful looks. "How was the lad, did he treat you right? Or did he treat you like a nasty, dirty little slut?" She asked.
"False prophet!" Wendy and Lucy choked out.
Mira laughed softly as she washed a mug. "Now ladies, remember, this is my little sister we're talking about..."
"Oh! Apologies Mira!" Cana apologized before taking a guild food menu and standing it up on the counter, forming a make shift barrier between Mira and them. "Now spill Lisanna!"
"Well..." Lisanna blushed as she recounted their first time after their ceremony.
But while Lisanna regaled the ladies of the more romantic times, across the guildhall is where he find the real star of the program.
"So Natsu." Gray started with a teasing grin. "I just gotta ask, how was it?"
Natsu, who still look bewildered and confused out of his mind, didn't look in Gray's direction.
"I-I uh... I don't know..." Natsu said, slapping his hands in rhythm on his knees.
"What?" Wakaba and Macao asked, clearly puzzled as to what the pink haired man was saying.
Gray was much like every other male who heard him. "What do you mean 'what'?" He asked.
Natsu finally turned to them and they saw his far off look. "I-I'm gonna be honest with you guys. I have no idea what's going on anymore. All I know is that I'm strangely happy." He whistled.
The men just looked at each other.
"Okay..." Gray said before Elfman made his presence known.
"Natsu!" The big, loud man grumbled as he looked at the smaller man who had married his sister. "As the man of the house, I demand to know if you took responsibility and used protection when... getting to know... my sister!" Elfman declared.
Natsu looked at him oddly this time. "Protection? You mean like armor?" The Dragon Slayer asked.
Gray wanted to face palm. "He means condoms, numb nuts..." He groaned.
Natsu still looked at them like they all grew another head. "Wha?"
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Nine Months Later
"Oh!" Everyone cooed as Lisamna cradled the newborn in her arms. "She's so cute!"
Dozens upon dozens of Fairy Tail members tried to climb over each other in an effort to see the new addition to the family. Natsu and Lisanna were quite overwhelmed with all the love and support they got from everyone both in and outside of the guild. Well, they were already overwhelmed due to the actual baby that they had.
"What's her name?!" Max shouted out, asking the question that was on everyone else's mind.
Lisanna giggled as she held her baby tighter. "We named her Lyra!" She revealed.
Mira looked very proud, maybe a little too proud. "And I'm the one who came up with the name!" She boasted.
"I'm gonna be the best uncle ever!" Elfman shouted.
"Then I shall be the best aunt ever!" Erza beamed.
Natsu, Lucy, and Gray just sat at the back of the massive crowd, watching their fellow guild members lose their minds over Natsu's baby.
"Wow." Lucy whistled. "So what's it like being a father, Natsu?" The blonde asked.
"Umm..." Natsu, still very confused. "Good?... I guess?"
Gray just rolled his eyes. "Man, with how lost you've been for the past two years, I dread settling down." He huffed.
Lucy swatted the black haired man on the shoulder. "Gray! I'm sure Natsu knows what's happening, right Natsu?"
The pink haired man shook his head. "I haven't slept in four days. All the baby does is eat, sleep, and scream. To be honest, I don't think I'm quite over the whole tea thing." Natsu stated honestly.
Lucy and Gray glanced at each other. "What tea thing?" Lucy asked.
Natsu stretched and released a yawn before answering them. "Oh one day Lisanna's talk about tea and the next I'm standing next to her with doctors congratulating me on being a father."
"Sounds stressful." Gray noted.
"It is." Natsu agreed. "But at this point I've just learn to say yes and nod my head."
"So if Lisanna wanted another kid...?" Lucy trailed off, letting Natsu catch the implications of what she was saying.
Natsu just stared at the busty blonde, not blinking. "Lucy." He said firmly. "Don't play around like that."
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Two Years Later
"Breakfast is ready!" Mira chirped brightly as she began to serve out plates to her now extended family. With Natsu having married Lisanna, then making two cute little babies, as well as Elfman and Evergreen finally getting together, she now had a full table of mouths to feed. Of course, she loved every second of it. She thought of it as one giant sleepover.
"Thanks Mira." Natsu nodded to his sister-in-law as he took the two small plates of food for his two kids, as well as taking a plate for himself.
Mira smiled back. "No problem hubby!" She teased. That was the nickname Natsu had assigned to him when he moved in, Mira said it was because he was now the communal husband for the house, something she even teased Elfman about.
Fortunately, Natsu had grown to ignore her teasing. "Have you seen Lis? She said she'd be down in a minute but it's been a while." Natsu said.
Evergreen sat down her coffee. "I was actually about to tell you, I walked past the bathroom and heard something like puking." The brown haired woman told him. "Maybe she's about to pop out baby number three?" She teased.
"Eeeek!" Mira gasped. "Another baby?!" She bounced up and down in excitement.
Natsu fell back in his chair. "Wha?"
Mira practically threw herself at Natsu in a bowing position. "Can I name it?!" She begged. "Can I? Can I? Can I?"
"Uhh... Lisanna!" Natsu cried out. "Help!"
"More babies!" Mira's eyes turned to stars.
"Lisanna!"
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A/N: I think it was only natural that Lisanna duped Natsu into marriage. For some reason, in my head canon, the NaLi ship involves a playful Lisanna and an ignorant Natsu. Why is that? Anyways, leave a review if you want more and you guys have done a wonderful job of giving me an idea for the next chapter. Peace!