Thank you Nicky-Hale for the idea for this one! And all the other reviewers as well. Your ideas are what keep me writing. :) Enjoy!

xxx RETURNING FROM AN EXTENSIVE HUNTING TRIP xxx

Rosalie: (brushing dirt from her arms while running through the woods) Ugh! I'm atrocious!

Emmett: (chuckling) That's impossible. You're the most beautiful vampire in the history of the world.

Rosalie: (smiling slightly then remembering her atrocity and ignoring him) This is all your fault. If you hadn't forced me to challenge that family of grizzlies I'd be perfectly clean right now and not caked in disgusting unmentionables.

Emmett: (reaching the river and running through it) This will clean you off!

Rosalie: (getting soaked) Ugh! You moron! Now I'm muddy! (stomps off into the house and upstairs)

Emmett: (rolling his eyes) Come on, Rose! I just wanted to try to liven things up a bit! (listening to the silence from upstairs) Please, Rose! Don't get mad! It was just a game!

Rosalie: (screeching from the hallway) I don't want to play any more of your dirty games, Emmett!

Bella: (sitting on the couch watching tv) That's what she said!

Edward: (high fives Bella and laughes)

Emmett: (chuckles and runs into his and Rosalie's room) Rose, seriously?

Rosalie: (looking through her closet) Humph. (stomps into the bathroom and runs back out into Emmett's arms)

Emmett: (contently hugs her) You forgive me?

Rosalie: (shakily whispering into Emmett's shirt) No.

Emmett: (confusedly looks into the bathroom) Then why…?

Rosalie: The mirror… it… I don't understand.

Emmett: (poking the mirror) Huh? It looks fine to me.

Rosalie: No… It's just, I don't get it. (sobs and runs to hug Bella who'd appeared in the doorway)

Emmett: (looking confusedly between Rosalie, the mirror, and Bella) Neither do I. What's wrong with the mirror, Rose?

Rosalie: (dry sobbing into Bella's shoulder) It's terrifying!

Bella: (speaking to Edward who'd come up beside her) Can I diagnose this one?

Edward: (laughing) Sure.

Bella: (smiling sympathetically) Catoptrophobia.

Emmett: (pulling Rosalie into his chest) Is it terminal?

Edward: (laughing harder) No, it's fear of mirrors.

Rosalie: (screams)

xxx

Yay! I actually updated within like… a month. Haa. Anyways, I think this one was pretty good. Again, thanks Nicky-Hale! I will hopefully use another of your ideas if I have the time.

To readers-but-not-reviewers:

Please review. Even if you don't have a fanfiction account or you don't feel like logging in, just submit it anonymously. If you don't have time, a simple 'Yay' or 'it was ok' or even 'kw!' is motivation. If I feel like no one is reading these, then there is really no point in posting them because it'll just take up space.

p.s. kw = keep writing!