Sadly no Light will be in this chapter, he may end up being in L's dreams again in the next few chapters.

This chapter is short and sweet. (Sorry. xD) I didn't have much motivation, as I have (hopefully) said before the more motivation (Meaning reviews) I have, the faster the chapters come, they're usually a little longer as well.

I have decided that Light will probably make more of an appearance in this story, possibly even L, Mello, Near, and Matt meeting him in person for some unearthly reason. Do you want Matsuda to make one as well... maybe even Beyond Birthday?

You'll have to tell me in your review.

Please... I'm begging you. xD

Disclaimer: I own nothing.

"Well, Near. I can assure you my mother is not sleeping in your room."

"I beg to differ."

"Really?" L replied; his voice thick and drenched in sarcasm, "Well whether she is or is not it doesn't concern me in the least."

A deep, dreary silence fell upon the room.

"…"

"…"

"You betta get yo mama out of my damn room, detective."

"Bite me," hissed the older man.

At this, as if knowing the conversation was coming to physical warfare, the young boy launched himself at the detective, digging his teeth deep into L's left arm, leaving him cringing in pain.

"You know you have very, very sharp teeth—"

"Yes, I know," replied the younger boy wiping the red blood of his superior off of his lips.

"I'm not finished," hissed the detective.

"I never said you were, by all means continue," the albino paused, searching for more cold words deep inside of his huge vocabulary.

"Anyways… you should take into consideration just who you are biting, little boy!" L heaved himself up off of the chair and in a quick, well thought out swipe had the young boy tumbling onto the floor in a disarray of hair, clothes, and skin.

"So, is my mama still in your room?" The detective gently tugged down the albino boy's silk pajama pants, his intention clear to see.

"No," replied the younger boy airily, "but I can tell someone wants in my pants."

"But you want that very much, don't you?"

Suddenly Near grabbed the detective's hands, pulling hard, at just the right moment to send a stunned L sprawling on top of him, missing the floor not by much.

"Help!" The young boy skillfully faked a loud shriek, "Help!"

A red headed male diverted his attention away from his video game long enough to casually open the door to Roger's office, gracing him and his blond haired, blue eyed friend with a very sexually explicit scene.

"…It's just Near, Mel," sighed the red head, powering off his DS.

"I can see that Matt," the blond did everything in his power to stop himself from lashing out at the other boy, physically, verbally, and sexually; this of course being taking deep slow breaths, biting into a piece of rich, dark chocolate, and clenching his fists in rage.

Suddenly Matt's face lit up, his eyes finally taking in the scene before him, "That's rape isn't it, Mel?"

"Yes," came the reply, shaky with anger, "I'm surprised you actually have something up there in that hollow skull of yours."

The only thing that made it into the red head's ears was "Yes".

"So," the gamer exclaimed jovially, "we can bang Near, too?"

The slightly older boy put his head in his hands, "You idiot."

Seeing his faux plea for help had gone unnoticed—or rather noticed but uncared for the albino lost his patience, "Uhm… sorry to end your conversation on that very sexually explicit note…" the exasperated Near began, "but maybe, I dunno… you could help a fellow out when he's about to be raped by a pedophile?"

Matt's eyes lit up, "Sure!" he approached the albino and leaned beside him, "where should I start?"

"Matt…" The blond only buried his head deeper in his hands, "you deaf idiot."