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A/N: This is based off Koro-Sensei Quest!, a spin-off of the original Assassination Classroom anime. This story is basically a continuation of Episode 8.

Ultimate Couple

A blinding light filled the room, and everyone shielded their eyes with their hands (or their tentacles). When the light faded, they opened their eyes.

… I feel a bit strange… Chiba thought. He felt lighter, and his features more delicate. Then he came to a realisation. His bangs were not covering his eyes! Which meant they were visible! Chiba cringed, before he discovered something weirder.

Slowly, he discreetly looked down at his chest, where he saw two very… noticeable bumps. Chiba blinked.

There was no mistake. Did they switch their genders? Became the opposite sex? Or…

Chiba felt two pistols hidden under his cloak. He knew the only person who was able to dual wield guns was his sniping partner Hayami. He quickly realized what happened to him, and probably to the rest of the party.

So that's how it's going to be…

Hayami figured it out faster than Chiba did, mainly because the first thing she noticed was those bangs blocking her sight.

And there was only one person who could have those bangs.

She shifted her body (or was it Chiba's body?) a little and she saw the bangs sway a bit.

Maybe Chiba was right. His bangs did act like a shield which could help him focus on the target.

Then she turned to look at her partner, who was in her body and very confused. Their eyes met for a second, before they both quickly looked away, blushing slightly. The situation was too awkward for them to handle.

"What happened?!" they heard Okajima- or whoever that was in Okajima's body scream, as he felt his bald head is desperation.

Chiba and Hayami watched without expression as a wailing Okajima- in Kataoka's body was tied up by Kataoka who was in Okajima's body.

Hayami silently praised the gods for not letting her switch with Okajima or else someone might just die today. She guessed she was lucky that it was Chiba, one of the few boys in Class E who weren't perverted (some others include Nagisa and Isogai).

Chiba was still feeling very awkward that there were no bangs covering his eyes. It was probably the first time in years he had exposed his eyes for five seconds or longer. But then technically it wasn't his eyes, it was Hayami's eyes.

"We should probably move forward." Chiba said.

"Yes, we should." Hayami replied.

There was a pregnant silence as they both watched their classmates going crazy because of their bodies switching. They tried very hard not to look at each other as it would totally weird them out. But despite the slightly awkward situation, they did not complain and tried their best to keep their professionalism, looking cooly forward.

So when everyone had finally calmed down (finally!) no one really noticed that they had also switched bodies.

"WHAT IS IT WITH THEIR SUPER ADAPTING ABILITY?!" the class had yelled at them when they literally noticed zero difference between them.

Maybe they were just so close with each other that they could easily adapt being in the other's body. Or maybe they were just really good at hiding their feelings of weirdness.

"Or maybe, they are just two fragments of the same soul, so a mere body change would not affect them. Chiba-kun and Hayami-san are confirmed to be soulmates!" Koro-sensei, in Itona's body, theorized about them. His (or Itona's) eyes were glittering, and his expression was that of a typical fanboy.

"..."

Chiba and Hayami made no comment to this.

"We're finally back," Maehara sighed as the gang saw the 3-E campus in the distance. He wiped sweat off his brow. "This was one weird and tiring day."

"Yeah," Isogai agreed with his friend. "I did not expect us to switch bodies."

"And I got your bug too," Maehara said. "Seriously, who wears only half of their armour in front and nothing at the back? Your bug also made the back of my clothes disappear." Maehara turned his head to look at his back, his clothes now back to normal. He wrinkled his nose. "But maybe chicks will like my butt?"

"No." Isogai and Kataoka said in unison. "But maybe Hinata-chan will!" Kataoka said cheerfully. She was in a good mood because of a very special incident.

"You two got it easy," Kataoka said to Isogai and Maehara. "You've been best friends since forever. But me, had to switch bodies with Okajima of all people!"

"Well, at least you stopped him from groping you," Isogai said, ever optimistic. "Or at least your body."

"Yeah," Kataoka smiled cheerfully. "At least it didn't get worse! And now I'm safe and sound from impure touches!"

"Um, okay." Isogai said, sweatdropping when he saw Kataoka prancing in delight.

"Okajima's really depressed." Maehara noted with a grin, as said bald boy sighed continuously.

"I missed the golden chance to grope boobs!" Okajima moaned desperately. "I'm going to regret this for the rest of my life! AAAAARGH NOOO!"

"I actually agree with you, Okajima, I miss big boobs…" Kayano said sadly, looking down at her flat chest. She had switched with Yada and for a few glorious minutes she had experienced the difference between non-existing boobs and big boobs.

"To be honest, I don't think you even have boobs," Itona coolly remarked this to Kayano. The green-haired girl glared at Itona. "You shuddup! I'm going to have big boobs one day, just you see it!"

Koro-sensei slithered up to the small group, petting Kayano's head in an effort to calm her. "Ah, am I so grateful to be back in my own body! My slithery slippery tentacles are back!"

Koro-sensei initially switched with Itona, but when everyone else switched back, Koro-sensei switched with a minor monster. Which lead to another scuffle, and it took the combined effort and magic of the gang to change him back. They had even called Ritsu at one point for backup.

"Koro-sensei, you should stop using my body to do even funnier poses than I do," Itona said seriously to his teacher.

"I couldn't help it," Koro-sensei replied sheepishly, as images of Itona moving at Mach speed without an expression on his face floated through the others minds. It was totally hilarious.

"Just like you couldn't help but put that swimsuit on me!" Nagisa chose this moment to butt in and questioned Karma loudly.

"Ooh yeah that swimsuit," Maehara cackled. "That swimsuit which no one could ever resist. The one that would lure in prey and enchant them. It's perfect for Nagisa."

"I second Maehara," Karma said with his devil's grin. Nagisa sighed. Karma would never really change. "It would be the only chance I would be able to get into your body, so of course I had to do everything I could."

"I should be the one to take the swimsuit!" Bitch-sensei yelled angrily. Then her expression changed to a dreamy one and she bit her lip in a flirty way. "Then I can finally seduce Karasuma…"

"Dream on." Karasuma said sharply. "That will never happen." He remembered when he and Bitch-sensei had swapped bodies and Bitch-sensei tried to kiss him, the class tied her up. Which would be fine, but Bitch-sensei was in Karasuma's body, so when they switched back Karasuma suddenly found himself bound with ropes.

"Why do people become instant perverts when switched with the opposite sex?" Kataoka sighed, getting tired of Okajima's wails (which were slowly increasing in volume).

"Well, not all." Isogai gestured to Chiba and Hayami, who were walking behind them in silence.

At his words, Okajima froze and turned to look at Chiba. He slowly started to smile, but stopped midway, so his face was frozen in a half-smile and a half-grimace.

"Sometimes I forgot you two switched…" Nagisa said, laughing awkwardly.

"You two are really similar," Kayano agreed.

Chiba and Hayami just stared at them, not saying a thing.

"...Like, you two switched bodies and you had almost no reaction." Kataoka said. "You guys are either really good and being expressionless or are so similar to each other that switching bodies don't matter at all." She looked at them in appreciation. "The bond between you two must be really strong."

Maehara mock coughed. "Yes, they are similar, but one is a boy and the other is girl…"

You just noticed?! Chiba and Hayami wanted to yell at him, but kept quiet.

Okajima's eyes slowly started to widen and his jaw dropped comically.

"Uhh, Okajima?" Yada asked cautiously. His expression was spooking her.

"You're a boy." Okajima said to Chiba, still with his starry eyes.

"As if I'm a girl." Chiba said sarcastically, wondering what the hell was wrong with Okajima.

Okajima turned to Hayami. "And you're a girl."

"Do I look like a boy?" Hayami replied. She wasn't all girly girly but still she felt insulted.

Okajima walked up to Chiba and started shaking his shoulders, their cloaks flapping wildly with the movement. Chiba started to back away but Okajima wouldn't let him.

"Dude, you switched places with a girl! A girl! SO YOU MUST UNDERSTAND WHAT I FEEL!" Okajima hollered into Chiba's ear.

"Don't go and corrupt his mind!" Kataoka yelled angrily.

"Well since Chiba sits behind Okajima he's already kind of corrupted…" Yada muttered.

"YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THE TEMPTATION! THE WILD URGES! THE PASSIONATE DESIRES!" Okajima continued yelling, his arms flapping like a windmill.

"Not really." Chiba muttered calmly.

"See?" Kataoka smirked smugly. "Chiba's one of the few boys in 3-E who aren't perverted. Get lost, Okajima!"

"B-but…" Okajima's lip trembled. It was kind of pathetic to watch. "YOU SWITCHED PLACES WITH HAYAMI! I would kill to be in your place!"

"Say that again?" Hayami glared at Okajima coldly, pulling out a pistol..

"Oh… huh, nothing…" Okajima laughed awkwardly when he also saw Chiba drawing out his rifle.

"Ooh, nothing?" Karma teased. "I sit at the back of the class and I basically see everything. I saw you look at Hayami a lot during lessons… is there a reason?" He trailed off.

"What if he's having a lot of impure thoughts?" Maehara grinned, adding fuel to the fire.

Even though no one could see Chiba's eyes, Okajima still felt them glaring daggers at him. To make matters worse they started aiming their guns at him.

With a shudder, Okajima remembered their bugs. Both of them involved being shot between the legs no matter what, which was definitely not pleasant.

"Uh, illbegoingnow and I ship you two bye!" Okajima yelled then ran away.

And smashed headfirst into Nakamura.

"Oh, hi Okajima," the blonde girl said, completely unruffled and waiting outside the classroom for the returning classmates. "What's up? What took you guys so long?"

They all looked at each other. "It's a long story," Isogai said finally. "Like a really long story."

"WHOA! So you guys changed bodies?!" Nakamura yelled loudly. "This is wicked!"

"It had been a weird experience…" Nagisa laughed.

Okajima was still bawling his eyes out. "Boohoohoo… I missed the chance! Aaaargh WHY?!"

"Serves you right," Kataoka said.

"Oh, Nakamura, here's a picture of Nagisa in a swimsuit," Karma took out the picture and showed it to Nakamura.

"Oooh!" Nakamura grinned. "Nagisa-chan, you look really good in that swimsuit!"

"Can you stop mentioning it?" Nagisa asked, tired of them. "And for the hundredth time, I'm a boy!"

"Yeah yeah whatever," Nakamura muttered, not really listening. She suddenly perked up. "So Chiba and Hayami switched places too?"

"Yup."

"Oh my gosh!" Fuwa suddenly butted in. "My OTP is real! Giyaaa!" she screamed happily.

"Fuwa, what…" Nagisa and Kayano looked at Fuwa weirdly.

Fuwa straightened herself and looked at the group in the eye. "Okay guys, here's a question. What happens when a boy and a girl switch bodies?"

"The boy becomes a pervert?" Kataoka suggested.

"Buu buu! No." Fuwa wagged her finger. "I'll tell you what will happen. Kimi No Nawa happens!"

"Oh. You mean the movie?" Nakamura asked.

"Yes!" Fuwa replied, and they could all see a glint in her eyes. "We could replace the main characters in the movie with Chiba and Hayami and BOOM we have a romance!"

There was total silence for five seconds. Hayami and Chiba looked at Fuwa as coldly as ever.

"WE COULD WRITE A FANFICTION!" Nakamura squealed, jumping right up. "That's what we all need! Kimi No Nawa and Assassination Classroom crossover! With the ultimate couple Chiba and Hayami! Yes!"

"I'll draw them!" Sugaya popped in.

"I'll write the story!" Nakamura said (way too) enthusiastically.

"I'll help with the writing parts." Kanzaki smiled gently, a pen already in her hand.

"I'll search for the tropes!" Fuwa grinned.

"I'll help to promote it!" Mimura joined in happily.

"I'll reveal secret gossip I collected from the sniper combo!" Koro-sensei appeared before them suddenly.

"I'll make pudding for everyone!" Kayano smiled.

"I'll make snacks to keep everyone full and happy!" Hara said, shoving rice into her mouth as she ate frantically.

"The last two aren't even relevant…" Nagisa sweatdropped.

"...Seriously?" Hayami asked as she looked upon the group of classmates that had gathered around.

"Yes!" Everyone including Koro-sensei agreed loudly. Sugaya had somehow whipped up a banner in five seconds with the words in golden glitter "WE SHIP CHIBAHAYA" and was now waving it wildly.

There was a sudden noise from Ritsu. Everybody turned to look at the sheet of paper coming out of Ritsu's body. Nakamura took it and her eyes widened. "Ooh this is cool!"

"I copied Chiba-kun and Hayami-san on the main characters on the poster of Kimi No Nawa, it can aid Sugaya-kun in his drawing," Ritsu explained as Nakamura handed the paper to Sugaya.

Even Ritsu ships us, Chiba and Hayami thought, sweatdropping.

"But that's not magic," Mimura said to Ritsu. "That's photoshopping and printing."

"It's magic."

"No it's not," Mimura argued.

Ritsu's eyes darkened. "It's magic," she repeated.

"Okay fine, whatever." Mimura gulped. He didn't want Ritsu to go back to her emotionless robot state.

As Sugaya frantically scribbled on a piece of paper, Nakamura and Fuwa started to plot the story.

"Hmm...how should we start the story?"

"The movie started with a narration about the star falling from the sky which prompted the switching bodies thing." Fuwa noted.

"But honestly… even if they changed bodies nothing much would happen," Kayano informed them.

"But if they don't do so it will be no fun…" Nakamura whined. She perked up suddenly. "What if we rename it from Your Name to Your Eyes? Since no one ever really saw Chiba's eyes."

"I can perform a scan to see Chiba-kun's eyes behind his bangs." Ritsu said cheerfully.

"But that's not magic." Mimura said again.

"It is magic." Ritsu glared at Mimura for a second before going back to being cheerful.

Meanwhile, Nakamura and Fuwa had started a huge debate about the storyline. Nagisa and Kayano pulled them away from each other to stop "accidents" from happening. Kataoka was still yelling at Okajima for his perverted thoughts, and Karma just sat in his seat calmly.

"What's all this fuss~~ I can write an even better fanfiction in half the time."

A pan fell on his head and then it clattered to the floor, Karma still smiling smugly.

Chiba and Hayami looked at the mess their class was. Koro-sensei was flitting about around Sugaya, giving him advice on drawing. Mimura was asking Ritsu to search for pictures. Kayano was trying to conjure pudding out of thin air. Hara was still eating.

What is wrong with this class? They both thought. Deciding she wanted a break, Hayami turned around and signaled Chiba to follow her. Together, they exited the noisy classroom, armed with their guns.

"Our class is strange," Hayami informed Chiba.

"I know." Chiba replied.

They walked away from the campus and into the woods, until they reached a small clearing where the voices of their classmates turned faint. They silently drew some targets and started to practice shooting.

Hayami watched Chiba shoot several bullseyes in a row. She secretly marvelled at his marksmanship.

"I really respect you. Let's get along together from now on."

"Thanks." Chiba said and they did their familiar arm bump.

Chiba coached Hayami on marksmanship and in turn, Hayami coached Chiba on shooting moving targets. Cool and silent, they worked efficiently together.

Unlike what was happening in the classroom.

"WE NEED A LOVE TRIANGLE!"

"No!" Nakamura argued. "There is no one who can form a love triangle with the ChibaHaya ship!"

"But that's what happens in the movies!" Fuwa yelled.

"But aren't love triangles a bit clichéd?" Mimura said. Fuwa glared at him. "Yes, it's clichéd, but it's cute!" she emphasized the word "cute" by yelling it loudly and everyone had to cover their ears.

"Why is everyone arguing with me today," Mimura sighed, rubbing his head.

Karma smirked. "Nakamura, I'm sure we can make a love triangle. You certainly don't know a lot of things in this class."

"Wha- are you saying I'm stupid?" Nakamura growled. For once, a pan didn't fall on Karma's head, so he wasn't bluffing.

"For one, you don't know who else can make a love triangle." Karma gestured to Okajima, who was struggling out of Kataoka's death grip.

Nakamura and Fuwa stared at him. "Please don't us tell we're supposed to make a love triangle between Isogai, Kataoka and Okajima."

Karma grinned. "No! Didn't you notice? That the class pervert has taken a little liking to our resident tsundere?"

The whole class turned so quiet you could hear a pin drop. Everyone turned to Chiba's empty seat, expecting him to do something, but he was gone. Hayami had also disappeared without anyone noticing.

"HEHHHHHHHH?!" Koro-sensei screamed loudly, so loudly Chiba and Hayami could hear it over at their practice spot.

"That sounds like Koro-sensei," Chiba said as he shot calmly.

"I think that sounds like a girl more." Hayami replied.

"Karma! YOU IDIOT!" Okajima screeched, and managed to get away from Kataoka and punched Karma in the face.

"What?" Karma asked idly, avoiding Okajima's punches. "It's kind of obvious."

"NO. IT'S NOT." The rest of the class said in unison, still in shock.

"We weren't supposed to know that!" Fuwa gasped. "I remember it now! It was never revealed in the anime?"

"What anime?!" Everyone else asked incredulously.

"It was only revealed in the Character Relationships Map!" Fuwa said frantically. "We are not supposed to know about that! We are becoming self aware!"

"What the heck is that map?" Okajima asked loudly, trying to cover up the noises of Koro-sensei screaming.

"Fuwa, stop making weird stuff up…" Mimura tried to say to the girl.

Fuwa was pissed off. "Mimura, it's not fake! IT IS 100% REAL!" and then she kicked him in the groin in annoyance.

Cue sighs of sympathy from the males of the class.

"Ow!" Mimura curled up on the floor, gritting his teeth in pain. "Does every girl hate me today?"

"Ritsu, erase that information about Okajima liking Hayami from everyone please!" Fuwa commanded.

"Fuwa-san, that is dangerous and complicated magic, would you like to proce-"

"NO." The class said.

"Yes!" Okajima said at the same time. Everyone stared at him. "Uh, well…"

"Since only one person agreed to erase the memory, I will not proceed." Ritsu said cheerfully.

"At least we know who we should protect from Okajima." Kataoka muttered, with an evil glint in her eye.

"But she's probably more than capable of doing it herself," Yada pointed out.

"Besides, Chiba sits behind Okajima. That should solve everything." Nakamura said.

There was silence.

"You're right," Kataoka agreed. "Problem solved."

"What's that supposed to mean?!" Okajima asked, a bit spooked.

"Okay, back to business," Nakamura said, ignoring Okajima and everyone went back to what they were doing. "Fuwa, you are right! We can make a love triangle!"

"Yay!" Fuwa cheered. "But then we'll expose Okajima's secret!"

"Who cares?" Nakamura said, already busily writing the script.

"I DO!" Okajima hollered, face red and still very much embarrassed.

On the hill, Chiba and Hayami continued to shoot and coach each other. Sometimes they could hear faint noises from the classroom. After some time, they decided to take a rest. They sat side by side and looked at the classroom from a spot on the hill.

"Hayami," Chiba said and the peach haired girl turned to him. "Thanks for not revealing my eyes back then."

Hayami shuggered. "It's alright. I know you really don't want people to see your eyes."

There was a short silence as Hayami fiddled with the end of one of her pigtails. "And also…" she avoided looking at Chiba. "Thanks for… well, not being Okajima."

"Mmm." Chiba said, not really wanting to reply. "I do think that our classmates were a bit over dramatic when they changed bodies."

"Yeah." Hayami said and there was silence between the two again. "It's not that weird, is it?"

Meanwhile Koro-sensei sneaked up the hill, holding something in his tentacles.

"This gem will cause them to switch bodies temporarily again! I nicked it from that chest. Nurufufufu!" Koro-sensei grinned. "Then we can see more shippy stuff about them!"

Chiba stood up silently and Hayami took it as cue to start practicing again. Before they could take another step, Koro-sensei flung the gem in mid air and dashed away. The gem casted light all over the clearing and blinded the two snipers (again).

I have a bad feeling about this… Chiba thought.

Not again… Hayami thought.

When the light faded, they weren't at all surprised to find themselves in different bodies. In fact, they totally expected it.

"Who could have…" Hayami said out loud then in her vision (slightly blocked by bangs) she saw something yellow dart away. "Koro-sensei!"

Chiba tried to raise his rifle only to discover he didn't have a rifle because he was in Hayami's body and she only had pistols.

Well fine, Chiba thought. He took the pistol anyway and fired at the yellow blur he could see. To his surprise, his reflexes were quicker and his (or Hayami's, he did not care) fingers moved a lot faster. He guessed it had something to do with Hayami being more agile.

Hayami took Chiba's rifle and fired. She was still unused to Chiba's bangs so her aim was off. But after firing for a while she was able to utilize them to her advantage. She used the bangs to block off some space to have a more accurate aim.

Koro-sensei gave a small "eep" and dodged the shots. He was not expecting Chiba and Hayami to immediately react when they had just switched bodies.

"You okay?" Hayami asked Chiba.

"Yes." Chiba replied and a shot came very close to Koro-sensei's head. At almost the same time Hayami's shot nearly hit the other side of Koro-sensei's head.

The snipers smirked in unison; it seemed like not even switching bodies could stop them from being so in sync with each other.

In the classroom, the students gradually realized Koro-sensei was missing and they could hear gunfire on top of the hill.

"Seems like the snipers are trying to assassinate him," Isogai said.

"Should we assist them?" Kataoka wondered.

"Let's go anyway," Nakamura declared and put her draft on her desk. She walked out of the classroom and everyone followed her.

On the hill, Chiba and Hayami continued their assault. Since Chiba was not used to shooting from various poses like Hayami, their shooting level had been lowered a bit. But that didn't mean they were less determined though.

Chiba continuously shot at places around Koro-sensei to block his escape route and Hayami shot at Koro-sensei, trying to hit him. Light from the guns filled the clearing.

Hayami could see Chiba could only wield one pistol. "Give me that." she said to the boy. He tossed the other pistol at her and she caught it.

The other students walked to the clearing and indeed saw the snipers shooting Koro-sensei. Hayami used the pistol to shoot Koro-sensei and put the rifle down for a bit.

Some students looked confused. "Hmm… Chiba-kun doesn't usually use a pistol when he can use a rifle." Nagisa observed, who had no idea they switched places.

"Maybe it's a new tactic." Karma said.

Despite their conditions, they worked together as perfectly as ever and the blasts of lights came faster and closer to Koro-sensei.

"Niuyaaa!" Koro-sensei screeched and swerved wildly to avoid being shot. Chiba and Hayami took it as a cue that they are succeeding. They exchanged one look and suddenly they seemed to have full understanding of what the other was going to do.

Chiba, in Hayami's body, was going to surround Koro-sensei with shots.

Hayami, in Chiba's body, would use a pistol to help Chiba until at the last moment she would switch to using a rifle.

Koro-sensei could sense the snipers thinking of something, but luckily for him, the spell that made them switch bodies was about to reverse so that might cause some confusion for them. Mucus formed on his forehead and his eyes glinted. Let's see whether you two can pass the ultimate test.

Suddenly, without any sign or warning prior, Chiba and Hayami returned to their own bodies. In shock, they nearly dropped their pistols.

Chiba looked at the pistol he was loosely grasping around and without a second thought, he flung it to Hayami.

Without even looking at Chiba, Hayami caught the pistol and rapidly fired at the areas around Koro-sensei using both pistols. They both grinned when they realized they were back to their full potential.

Chiba readied his rifle and peered through the scope. Hayami was doing a fabulous job at distracting and trapping Koro-sensei. Chiba carefully calculated the shooting distance and pulled the trigger.

Everyone watched as the brilliant beam of light zoomed towards their teacher, and then-

SPLAT! A wiggly tentacle laid on the floor, squirming around. Koro-sensei looked at it nervously, mucus dripping off his body.

Both Hayami and Chiba wasted no time in firing more shots. Both of their shots came very close to Koro-sensei, too close for his comfort. He frantically darted around until he was free of the shots and zoomed away at Mach speed.

Isogai sighed. "You two were so close…"

Chiba and Hayami stonily looked at each other before looking at Isogai together. Their movements were still creepily in sync and Isogai was spooked for a few seconds.

The class heard a ruffle of leaves and Koro-sensei burst out of the bushes, holding the huge ChibaHaya banner Sugaya had made earlier. Leaves and golden glitter scattered on the ground.

"Koro-sensei, don't make my banner dirty!" Sugaya was surprised but he had to remind his teacher.

Koro-sensei's grin was even wider than usual. "No problem, Sugaya-kun." Koro-sensei faced the snipers, who looked slightly confused. "Chiba-kun, Hayami-san…"

A drum roll sounded from Ritsu. Nagisa sweatdropped. "Seriously… Ritsu…"

"YOU TWO HAVE PASSED THE TEST!" Koro-sensei screamed happily while celebratory confetti sprayed out behind him. He started dancing and waving the ChibaHaya banner.

Chiba and Hayami shared another confused glance.

"Um. What test." Chiba spoke for the both of them.

"THE ULTIMATE TEST FOR COUPLES!" Koro-sensei continued to scream. His tentacles started to move quickly at Mach speed in excitement and the leaves fluttered up. "You have managed to come close to killing me even when in different bodies, and experiencing the switch in the middle of your assassination!"

There was silence except for Koro-sensei who was still whooping in delight.

"Wait, they switched bodies? Again?" Kataoka asked, interested.

"Again? Again? You mean this phenomenon is still happening?" Okajima asked, eyes widening and his body started to tremble from sheer joy.

Hayami raised her pistol slightly and shot Okajima between the legs. Ignoring the boy's screams of pain, Hayami said cooly, "Sorry, my hand slipped."

"This proves that Chiba-kun and Hayami-san can shoot just as well in different bodies, and even at crucial moments they can clearly know what the other is thinking!" Koro-sensei continued to say quickly and excitedly. He finally settled down and there was a glint in his eye. "This proves that… the snipers are soulmates and their hearts and bodies are linked!" He finished dramatically.

An enthusiastic Fuwa clapped her hands. "ChibaHaya! ChibaHaya!" she chanted.

"ChibaHaya! ChibaHaya!" the rest of the class and Koro-sensei joined in.

However, Chiba and Hayami were not amused and sweatdropped.

"Honestly, we just had to practice a lot to know what the other is thinking." Chiba said.

"Yeah, it's not what you think it is," Hayami agreed.

"TSUNDERE!" Okajima and Takebayashi yelled in unison, despite the former being still in pain. Hayami glared at them but didn't say anything.

"Mm. Nice work, both of you." Everyone turned to see Karasuma and Bitch-sensei walking towards them. Karasuma had a proud look on his face. "I taught you two well." he said rather smugly. "You two can easily be the best snipers in our country."

"Thank you." Chiba and Hayami said to Karasuma.

"Hmm… if they had a child… with proper training and those genes that child has potential to be the best sniper in the world…" Karasuma added in an undertone, thinking no one could hear him. In fact, everybody could.

"..." Chiba and Hayami didn't say anything.

"We heard that!" Nakamura exclaimed. She turned to the snipers. "Now go on and make a kid! We'll give you privacy!"

The snipers looked at her if she was mad.

Karasuma continued to think. "Hmm… if only they get married and have kids…"

"Karasuma-sensei," Isogai asked. "Do you only ship ChibaHaya because you want their child to be a sniper?"

Karasuma didn't reply but everyone could mostly guess his response.

"Hey, Karasuma…" Bitch-sensei said flirtatiously. She leaned closer to Karasuma and whispered in his ear. "I'm the hottest female alive, and you're the hottest male alive. What if we…" she trailed off suggestively.

"No." Karasuma said curtly and ignored Bitch-sensei.

"But seriously if you two don't get married I'll force you two to be." Fuwa said rather aggressively to Chiba and Hayami.

"Erm…" They didn't know what to say.

"Let's welcome the ultimate ship ChibaHaya!" Nakamura yelled at the sky and her voice echoed all over the hill.

"The ultimate ship ChibaHaya!" the class cheered except for the snipers who looked at them when a deadpanned expression.

Yada looked thoughtful. "But what about Bitch-sensei and Karasuma-sensei-"

"ALL HAIL CHIBAHAYA!" Kurahashi cheered loudly to drown Yada's voice. "CHIBAHAYA CHIBAHAYA!"

"Eh." Chiba and Hayami looked at each other. Koro-sensei suddenly appeared before them and quickly dressed them in wedding outfits. Hayami was in a white wedding dress with a veil and Chiba was in a suit with a white rose. They both blushed, embarrassed.

Ritsu summoned some birds to hold the ChibaHaya banner made by Sugaya above the sniper couple.

"...and now I declare you husband and wife!" Koro-sensei was saying. "You may kiss the-"

"This doesn't make sense at all!" Mimura yelled as fragrant flower petals started to rain from the sky.

"It's a spin off anime! Nothing makes sense!" Fuwa answered him, also yelling.

Mimura frowned. "But this isn't an anime-"

His voice was drowned by everyone screaming "ChibaHaya wedding!"

Mimura face palmed. "Ugh, if only I can stop them from shipping now."

A/N: Okay this is one of the silliest things I've ever written… must be the influence of Koro Q.

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