This weekend I went camping it was fun...but the bathrooms smelled and the floor in our tent was so bumpy it was hard to sleep. But anyways this is an unoriginal idea of the team going to the store!

Random Note: I put i the Mission Impossible theme one before I read another story by Star-The-Writer about Walmart and I wanted to take it out before someone called me out on it but I was like...why not? It would be an opportunity to shout out her account *She has amazing crack fics that make me laugh A BUNCH* Also I got most of the ideas on some stories titled 'Embarrassing Things to do At Walmart.'

Author's P.O.V.

"Your staying outside Rob."

"W-what why!"

"Remember last time?"

Flash Back

Robins laugh went throughout the store. At first he was just crawling throughout the store humming the mission impossible theme. Then he left Walmart just to go to Ikea, hide in there closets, jump out whenever someone walked by and yelled 'I'm back from Narnia!' and then went back to Walmart and on his way there he bought a watermelon threw it to the ground and got on his knee's crying about how it was his best friend. Then when he got to Walmart's parking lot he just started whispering 'Death by Spatula.' or 'Watch your back, I've heard that someone's tie ran away and is now killing people.' to the civilians walking around. A few hours later he called Wally and Barry.

Wally and Robin went inside an empty shopping cart being pushed by Barry who was playing 'My Heart Will Go On' while Wally was holding Robin who was spreading his arms out wide.

The rest of it was undocumented by the News for Robin spit a piece of gum at the camera.

End of Flash Back

"But this time I have the rest of the team to stop me!" He gestured to the team. Roy sighed "Fine, here's a list get everything we need got it?" He handed Robing the list and with a smile the boy nodded and ran off into Walmart.

"Wally and Artemis here's your half, Conner and M'gann here's your's and Robin you stay with me." Kaldur ordered giving everyone their halves of the list.

Kaldur grabbed the 13 year old by the wrist and dragged him around the store. Robin sighed he wanted to cause mischief! He looked around and smiled. "Kaldur! I see some of the hot dogs over there!"

Kaldur smiled and ran over to the isle but stopped in his tracks.

"Jeremy..."

The Atlantian got down on his knees in front of the dead fish.


Robin pulled out his phone and texted Wally.

'Get in your costume.'

'Why?'

'Just do it!'

'If I don't?'

"Did you seriously just ask me that?'

'I'm changing now...'

Robin smiled and spoke into the intercom

'Okay ladies in case you didn't know the kid flash is in the store! He is single and ready to mingle...well not really he has a girlfriend but she's not here so do as you wish with the boy.'

Then the screaming began.


Robin went up to the counter and only bought two things...Orange and tomato juice. He went on one side of the place and spilled the Orange juice and made it lead to the men's restroom before changing the signs on the doors.

Then he went to the other side and poured some tomato juice to the men's bathroom, changing the signs then going into the men's bathroom, pouring some on the floor then trailing it outside and back into the other door.


'I hate you Rob.'

'So tell me the det's.'

'I ran into a random room and then changed back into civvies and talked to them but they all turned away disgusted.'

'Haha they only love you for your fame.'

'Oh and Artemis is looking through the store to kill you.'

'Wanna embarrass ourselves again?'

'You've read my mind. I'm coming now.'


While Robing was waiting fro Wally he walked up to a random worker and whispered "Code 3 in in isle 8" his eyes widened and he ran screaming taking off his apron and yelling

'I QUIT!'

I don't know what code three means but I hope it makes someone do that.


"Okay just push me in the cart." The boy wonder ordered getting into the empty cart.

"THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"

Meanwhile...

"NO DO NOT TAKE JEREMY HE HAS A LIFE HE HAS CHILDREN AND A WIFE NAMED JESSICA YOU CANT TAKE THAT AWAY FROM HIM!"

"HE KNOWS NEMO! NEMO! HE COULD PROBABLY GET YOU TWO TO MEET MAYBE EVEN DORY TOO!"

"Now I have two reasons to kill Robin..." Artemis cracked her knuckles.

Conner pulled out his phone and texted him.


'You broke Kaldur he's screaming at a worker because he wants to take the fish away.'

'Jeremy seemed really cool, to bad I liked his son Henry he was nice.'

'I'm worried about you.'

Image- The half me and Kaldur got.

'You got kicked out didn't you?'

'Yeah...'

'Wally?'

"Yeah...'

'You're not coming with us next time.'

'That's fine with me.'

'You two went to a different store didn't you?'

'Yeah...'


Hope you guys enjoyed, this one isn't as crazy as my other one but that's not the point. I was planning on making on where it was just the team texting which might be the next chapter.