This is it! What it's all come to! THEM TEXTING!
Some of these are based off me and my friends text messages others I just randomly came up with and or stole...but we won't talk about that.
There is some cursing but who cares...?
Disclaimer: I own nothing...except for...um...MY OWN LIFE DECISIONS
Author's P.O.V. or would it be like phone's P.O.V.?
Bats: who moved the coffee table?
Rob: It's been in that same position since you adopted me.
Bats: JOOOOKKKKKEEEEERRRRR
Rob: YOU CAN'T BLAME EVERYTHING ON JOKER BRUCE HE'S IN ARKHAM
Bats: Unless I take him to the phantom zone.
Rob: That was a movie Bruce
Bats: STOP RUINING THIS FOR ME!
K.F.: GET THE GETAWAY CAR
Rob: WHY!? IT'S NOT TIME YET?
K.F.: ARTY IS ON TO US!
Rob: I DON'T HAVE THE CAR YET
K.F.: YOUR DAD IS RICH HE HAS TO HAVE ONE LAYING AROUND SOMEWHERE
Rob: JUST TAKE THE MOTORCYCLE
K.F.: No just no, it's not as catchy as getaway car
Rob: W-What?
K.F.: You see getaway car just kinda rolls off your tongue getaway motorcycle tho? I don't think so...
Rob: You ruined this for me.
Arty: Rocket won't answer my calls!
Zee: She won't answer mine either!
M'gann: We can't have an all girls sleepover without her!
Zee: What if she's...DEAD
Zee: Like this could be our destiny! A mass murdered killed her and it was our moment to shine and become famous for figuring out who it is!
Arty: OH MY BABY JESUS YOUR RIGHT!
Arty: Where do we start?
M'gann: At her favorite restaurant!
One Hour Later
M'gann: We're horrible friends...
Zee and Arty: Yeah...
Rob: Why do old people smell like candy?
K.F.: Why?
Rob: Admit it you've always wanted to know too!
K.F.: Yeah put why?
Rob: Do a favor for me and ask your grandma, she's visiting.
K.F.: I will not disrespect my grandmother like that I love her with all of my heart!
K.F.: I'll ask her later...
SB: What's wrong with our teammates?
AL: I'm afraid I do not know
SB: Well figure it out! Wally is swinging from a chandelier singing Chandelier, Robin is crawling on the ceiling and walls humming the spiderman theme song, Zatanna is passed out on the floor with cake all around her, and Artemis is mad so we all know what's going to happen isn't good.
AL: What about M'gann?
SB: You leave her out of this!
RA (Red Arrow): Hey Rob look we're sorry
Wally: Yeah man! We didn't know you'd react like that
RA: I said we shouldn't have made him play FNAF
Wally: He's not texting back...
RA: Oh no...
Wally: THE DOORS LOCKED
RA: WERE SCREWED
CM (Captain Marvel): Hey batman can I ask u a question?
Bats: Yeah sure.
CM: Since I'm basically 10 then can I be on Young Justice.
Bats: I'm regretting giving you this number
CM: It's a serious question!
CM: Did you block me?
CM: HE BLOCKED ME
Wally: You don't understand Arty! Robs mad!
Arty: Why should it be my problem?
Wally: Let me repeat myself... .Mad
Arty: Whats the worst he could do? He's only like what? 13?
Wally: A year ago, I mad him mad and he put all of my belongings on the roof and locked the fridge.
Arty: Good luck!
RA: HE PAINTED MY ROOM PINK!
Wally: I HAVENT SLEPT IN A WEEK
RA: YOU DONT UNDERSTAND! CHESHIRE IS COMING OVER!
Wally: YOU DONT UNDERSTAND! ARTEMIS REFUSES TO COME OVER!
RA: Haha loner
Zee: Why are you being so mean to them?
Rob: They chained me to a chair (Yes I did try to break out but they kept doing it over and over again) and wouldn't unchain me until I beat all the FNAF games.
Zee: Want any help?
Wally: Do your magic tricks work through messages?
Zee: IDK let me try..
Zee: Gag Yllaw dna Yor (Gag Wally and Roy)
Wally: YOUR WORKING WITH HIM!
Bats: Get off your phone and pay attention to the teacher...
Rob: HOW?!
Bats: I'm Bruce Wayne
Rob: It sounds a lot better when you say 'I'm Batman'
Rob: Bruce?
Rob: Bruce?
Whats happening in his classroom:
The door suddenly opened to reveal none other then...Batman
"I'm Batman."
he then walked out.
Back to the phone
Rob: You did not
Bats: Yes I did
Arty: I regret teaming with you.
Wally: That hurt...more then it should have...
Arty: I am covered in wax strips...
Wally: At least he didn't do your face...or hair, or chest area, or boobs, or-
Arty: That's enough
RA: HOLY SHIT WALLACE WE MADE A BIG MISTAKE
Wally: I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I LOVE YOU MOM AND DAD AND UNCLE BARRY AND AUNT IRIS AND GRANDMA AND GRANDPA AND THE PIZZA GUY FOR ALWAYS BEING THERE FOR ME!
RA: What the hell? The pizza guy?
Wally: Don't judge me, I get hungry sometimes
RA: Yeah but that doesn't mean you need to put the damn pizza guy in you Will.
Wally: THIS WAS DRAMATIC WHAT HAPPENED?
RA: YOU DECIDED TO PUT THE DAMN PIZZA GUY IN YOU DAMN WILL!
Wally: True...