It's been awhile since I've written a crack fic so...lets try!

Author's P.O.V.

Is it impossible to have a laid back day in the cave? Answer is yes. Here's the thing. It was someone's genius idea to give Robin sugar. But no that's not the end of it. They then gave him coffee.

And if you haven't figured out

Robin+sugar+coffee= bad things.

"BABY I'M A FIREEEEEWWWOOOOORKKK!" The acrobat was singing on the table rolling his hips and doing to many flips. (Hey that rhymed I'm a poet and didn't eve- NOOOOOOO NONE OF THAT SHAME ON YOU!)

"OH I SWEAR TO GOD BAYWATCH LOOK WHAT YOU DID!"

"WELL WHY WOULD YOU JUST ASSUME IT'S ME!?"

Artemis pointed to many papers on the wall each surrounded by glass. Each paper was about a certain teammate and what not to do with or to them. Wally looked strait to Robins and it read:

-Don't try and take off his sunglasses

-Don't ask him to go to Walmart with you. EDIT: Don't ask him to go to any store with you

-Don't go in his room dressed as the Joker EDIT: don't go into his room dressed as any villians.

-Knock before entering him room...please if you care about your body

-DO NOT GIVE HIM SUGAR OR COFFEE EVER

Artemis had him stop reading there. He innocently nodded. "You see Arty...I have never in my life seen those when did we get these things...can Con brak the glass or something? I really need to change some of the rules...Don't give Wally sugar or coffee either? So you guys trust me?"

"You're missing the point! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!" Zatanna screamed grabbing him by the collar and dramatically shaking him back and forth.

"Oh...well...in that case...bye!"

"Hey whats that one movie where this cowboy and he's like the leader and an astroaut shows up and tries to take over so the cowboy tries to murder him. But instead the astronaut is taken by an evil psychopath and the cowboy have to rescue him and they end up becoming the best of friends?"

"Oh Toy Story?" Artemis asked casually and M'gann nodded.

"That's the one!"

"What about when a physically disabled kid runs away and his father teams up with a mentally disabled women who goes on an adventure that could kill them to find the stubborn kid and then they find him and end up being friends?"

"Finding Nemo!"

"And the award for people who ruined my childhood goes to!"

"Oh don't be oven dramatic!"

"Psst." Wally jolted up and saw dick climb through his window. "what do you want?"

"I just calculated I'm 100 kilos and I just ate 800 grams of ravioli. Like an actual can. That means I'm 0.8% ravioli."

"It's 3 AM what the actual f-"

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Robin climbed out the window and shut it running down the street.

"Why can't I have normal friends?"

"Because normal people are boring..."

"ARTEMIS WHAT THE-"

"So how long has he been staring down?"

"Hours."

Wally was looking down sighing dramatically and kicking a pebble that they didn't even know how it got in there.

"What's wrong buddy ol' pal?"

"Barry died..."

"WHAT!?"

"NOO HE'S LIKE THE FUNNY ONE IN THE LEAGUE?"

"WHO'S GONNA BE YOUR NEW MENTOR?"

Wally looked at them like they were idiots.

"Not that Barry. My cactus Barry."

"Y-your cactus?" Robin sighed and put a hand on his shoulder.

"Walls. My best friend. Comrade. How hard is it to take care of a freaking cactus?"

Wally glared at Robin and he looked around the rest of the team nodding.

"Like seriously Baywatch you only have to water it like what once every two weeks?"

"I'M IN MOURNING OKAY COMFORT MEEEEEE!"

"Pokemon go?"

"Yeah man it's what all the cool kids do these days!"

"Where did you get those sunglasses?"

"Cool Kids."

TIME FOR SOME SEASON 2 STUFF!

"You ever have that feeling when like something comes up and it changes your life and your just like 'huh'" Bart asked Jaime

"You."

"You know that is just so gay and sweet and now I feel stupid because I was going to show you a picture of Ryan Reynolds as a chicken..."

"Jail's no fun, it really changes you..." Bart said to Cassie.

"You've been to jail in the future or something?"

"No just last week. Monopoly. gave me a whole new meaning in life."

"Garfield do you think everything round is an apple?" Tim asked the green boy.

"Pfft no."

"What are those?" he asked pointing to cherries

"Tiny apples..."

"Those?" he then asked pointing to punpkins

"Halloween apples..."

BACK TO SEASON 1!

"Hey Zatanna I'm going to Taco Bell want anything?"

"I wan't my father back..."

"I've only got like 12 bucks soooo..."

"Hey Arty? Why don't I have a girlfriend?" Wally questioned sulking his arms crossed.

"You want me to give you the reason that stand out above the rest?"

"No...I mean...yeah..."