It's been awhile NOW HASNT IT!? Some of these are from Tumblr others I made up in my head and then laughed silently making it seem like I needed help.

Disclaimer: I don't own Young Justice! On BluRay or DVD or anything! I'm sorry!

CURSING!

Author's P.O.V.

"WHO THE HELL ALLOWED YOU TO DRIVE!" Wally screamed grabbing the 'Oh Shit' handle. In case you need to know. Artemis had just recently gotten her drivers license.

"WEEEEEEEE!" M'gann yelled happily putting her hands up in the air.

"WE WERE ON THE STREET LITERALLY 5 SECONDS AGO!" Conner yelled being held back by Kaldur and Zatanna.

"That's it I'm done!" Robin stated climbing through the sunroof. "HE'S GONNA JUMP!'

"No he isn't stop lying to yourself Wally." Artemis said finally finding her way back to the street.

"HOLY SHIT HE JUMPED!"

"NO HE DIDNT!"

"BATS IS GONNA KILL US!"

"oh nevermind Bats caught him..."

"Okay wait how-."

"ARTEMIS HOW ARE WE OFF THE STREET AGAIN?!"


Artemis came into the room with a smile plastered on her face she was obviously disheveled. "Sorry I was late. Something came up."

Wally then came into the room also noticeably disheveled.

"SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!"


Zatanna came running into the kitchen smacking Artemis repeatedly.

"GUESS WHAT?!"

"What the actual hell?"

"BRAD AND HOLLY KISSED!" (Idk)

"NO THEY DID NOT!"

Brad and Holly were characters from their favorite T.V. show Holly doodily doo (I still don't know.)

Zatanna rewound the T.V. and paused it on the two kissing.

"OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP!" The two girls yelled until they ran out of breath before yelling again.

Wally and Robin then walked in. "What the-"

"Don't bother two women fangirling Rob. Trust me. Just don't."


Okay so I saw this Head cannon on how Bruce likes to use slang words and that stuff around Dick because it makes him uncomfortable.

Robin and Batman were on patrol once again. But this time Wally was with them and all Robin was doing was praying. "Okay so all we have to do is go in and get them. That's all. Clear?" Batman asked and the two nodded Robin sighing in relief.

Hours later

"Success!" Batman stated dabbing.

BREAKLINE IN THE SAME HEAD CANNON

"Is that your dad?"

"What up boi."

"No, fuck no."

YET ANOTHER ONE!

"So we gotta go in there and- hey, you with me homie."

"This is why I left you for Bludhaven."

THANKS TO WHOMEVER MADE THE HEAD CANNON FOR THE IDEAS!


NOW FOR SOME SEASON 2 CRACKS!

Bart took a deep breath in hours and walked over to his Grandparents. "Grandpa, Grandma, I'm...gay."

Barry sighed and opened his wallet handing $50 to Iris. "Told you." she teased counting the money.

"Hold up, anything else you want to tell us?"

"I'm with Jaime."

Iris reluctantly handed the $50 back to Barry.


"I LOVE GUMMIES!" Garfield yelled with a pack of gummy bears in his hands. He then began to stuff them in his mouth.

Tim looked up from his computer. "You know that's made from pig skin right?" (Look it up)

Garfields mouth fell open gummy bears falling out and he dropped the bag.

"JERRY?!"


Jaime was looking at a certain picture on his phone all day.

"Later my love." he whispered and touched the screen

HOURS LATER! Sorry that came off a little too rough...

He jumped onto the bed and kissed his love. He then put the blankets over him and slept in the empty bed.


BACK TO SEASON 1

M'gann went into the kitchen and Robin ran up to her. "OKAY M'GANN HERE ME OUT ON THIS!"

She lifted her eyebrow.

"You all want to know what dogs are thinking right?" everyone's heads nodded.

"What if M'gann puts the mindlink and adds Wolf?"

Zatanna's eyes widened and she ran up to the Martian shaking her "DO IT NOW WOMEN!"

"Oh so she's allowed to do that to M'gann but I can't?" Wally asked crossing his arms.

M'gann hooked everyone (Including Wolf up.)

'Wonder when I'll see Bane again. Wanna bite his balls, he screamed like a women last time.'

Everyone just looked at each other.

'Oh crap. Where's Superboy? I WANT MY BACON YOU PEASANT.'

'Oh yeah they cannot hear me. My intelligence is way to inferior for their-BALL HOLY SHIT IT'S A BALL!'

M'gann took everyone off the link.

"Way better than I thought."


"If there are 100 murderers and you kill one then there are still 100. That's what Batman always told me."

"Yeah but if you kill like 10 then there only be 91." Robin's eyes widened and he contacted Batman on the comm.

"Are you writing this down?"

"Still a no."


"I have got the best thing ever." Wally started getting everyone's attention. He then held up a game disc.

"JUST DANCE 4!"

"Sure." Artemis shrugged.

Wally put it in.

"THIS IS A WEIGHT LOSS VIDEO WALLACE ARE YOU TELLING ME I'M FAT?"

"ACCIDENT I SWEAR!" Wally yelled running to the zeta tubes that were mysteriously turned off.

Meanwhile Robin was chuckling behind the security cameras in his room Just Dance 4 by his side.


"Okay Wally here's the plan. We go in there and trash the place." Robin said

"It's a-"

"We go in and trash the place."

"Okay but it's a-"

"Shhhhhh." Robin stated slowly walking into an empty child's play pen.


Robin today was smiling at Training.

Black Canary allowed him to pick a training playlist for everyone while he was hospitalized. The best part? None of them know.

Kaldur walked up and she turned on the holograms.

Under da sea.

Under da sea.

He looked around dodging the attacks. But was taken out one level three. The least he's EVER gotten.

Artemis then walked up and the music stopped. She looked around and when she was sure nothing would happen she told Canary to begin it.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger...

Stand a little taller...

She then failed at level 5...wow

Zatanna walked up amused. Knowing what was going on and waiting to see the song she got.

Cause it's magic...

And if you don't believe then just watch...

she threw her head back with a laugh and the enemy punched her in the jaw making her fall back.

Then Conner...

Row Row Row your boat gently down the stream

he growled and walked out of the room.

Then M'gann

If you happy and you know it clap your hands *Clap* *Clap*

Canary wouldn't have let him do this if he was going to pick these songs.

Then Wally walked in. All blue. Stating it was a dare from Robin. He dragged himself to the simulation. Not knowing what was coming.

I'm Blue dabade dababda

I'm blue dabade dabada

If I were green I'd rather die

Then all of a sudden Batman walked in

LETS

GET

DOWN

TO

BUISNESS


So uh there's that...

I'm not that proud but I still got it up so yeah... next one will be better...promise...