Well...its been awhile. So I mostly got this idea from a peice of art where Dick and Wally were copying vines(and a headcannon...and a song...)Sorry if its horrible!
Authors P.O.V.
Zatanna's head laid in Artemis lap, as she held her phone up while Dick was sitting on Wally's shoulders also on his phone. M'gann in the kitchen looking through.a recipe book and playing the radio.
'Bye bye bye'Both Artemis and Zatanna's heads popped up, and then they looked at each other with a smirk on their faces. "Turn it up!"
"What?"
"TURN IT THE FUCK UP''
Both girls got up and perfectly did the dance moves, in sync (haha get it)
Wally and Dick looked at them with confused looks on their faces until the song stopped. They then looked back at each other and nodded.
"We've been waiting for this..."
The two grabbed pillows and stuffed them into their shirts so it looks like they have breasts.
"I saw you hanging out and cant leave your shit." (100% got that line wrong) Dick mimicked with a high voice
"Rebecca its not what you think!" Dick grabbed a nerf gun and pointed it toward his best friend. "I won't hesistate bitch."
All four of them basically fell to the floor laughing, while M'gann just shook her head.
"It is so on."
Zatanna cleared her throat before looking over to Artemis "Not to be racist or anything but Asian people-HAAAAAAAA" both Dick and Wally slowly nodded.
Wally slapped Dicks arm instantly thinking of one. "Im lesbian" a smile crossed the boys face. "I thought you were American."
Artemis cursed under her breath and she looked back at M'gann. "GIVE US SOME PANS!!" The Martian just sighed, as if it were an everyday thing and handed the two girls pans.
"I DONT GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF YA'LL, YA'LL NEVER GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF ME!!"
Wally tried his best not to die with laughter as he tried to think of more vines.
Dick looked over to his redheaded friend "So Im sitting there...barbecue sauce on my titties." and if you asked Wally to this day, he will say that the way he laughed was a part of the reference
But we all know it wasn't
Artemis lookes over to Zatanna "We need to go to extreme measures." Zatanna slowly nodded and Artemis went over to the door way. Running and jumping up so the wall would hit the top of her head.
"THAT SHIT HURTED!" she yelled out as she fell to the floor, this time Zatanna couldn't contain herself. "Two references in one...beat that"
Wally took a deep breath and looked over to Dick. "I have something to tell you..."
"What is it?"
"I got an a-bor-tion" he sang out flailing his arms around.
"Road work ahead? uh yeah I sure hope it does!"
Dick looked over to Wally. "When I call your name, come running into the kitchen at full speed."
The Boy Wonder went into the kitchen (That M'gann left awhile ago) and spread oil out against the floor. "WALLY COME IN HERE AND GET YOUR JUICE!"
The speedster came running in and slipped into the oven, easily breaking its glass."Oh that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick!"
Just about the entire league came in a few moments later, eyes widened "What happened here?!"
The four friends looked at each other and smiled and at the same time they all said aloud:
"Look at all those chickens!!!"
Sorry it's been FOREVER! This one kinda sucked but it was fun to write. Is it bad that I did it all from my head?
Oh and I wrote the ENTIRE thing on my phone so...sorry if theres a BUNCH of errors.
Who do you think won? Team Birdflash or Team Snaibsel?
Please review! It makes my day!
