A certain someone started thinking about their love…
Those eyes! Never could say "no" to those brown beauties. Luxuriant hair. I want to feel it through my fingers. The dazzling smile. The best figure on the whole planet. Smart. Funny. Never know what's happening next…Does anyone else compare? No. Lupin is the only one for me.
Fujiko sat up in bed. Today is the day, she decided. The day when I admit to Lupin that I love him. Ever since we first met.
Fujiko dressed in that little red dress she knew drove Lupin crazy.
She drove up to his current hideout and bashed the door down.
"Get out," Fujiko said shortly to Jigen and Goemon. "Lupin and I have things to discuss."
Exchanging glances, they left.
Lupin looked up from the paper he had been reading.
"What's up, Fuji-cakes?" Oh, how she loved the sound of his voice!
The high pitched, squeaky timbre made her feel shivers every time she heard it.
Yet, it could also be low and serious, which caused her to feel hot and cold all over.
"Lupin, I-I have something to tell you."
"If it's another job, I'm not interested. Besides, Jigen and Goemon would kill me if I took another job from you so soon."
"I'm sorry about that job."
"Sure." He went back to reading the paper.
Didn't he know how much that hurt? To be ignored by the one you love?
Of course he does. She told herself bitterly. I've done it enough to him myself. If only I hadn't been so stupid!
She snuggled next to Lupin, "I'll make the job up to you."
His anger was weakening. "I'm sure I've heard this before…" he said.
"This is different. I came here to tell you: I love you Lupin."
He laughed. "I have heard that before. Can't you think of something a bit more original? Something along the lines of, 'I'm your long lost sister?'"
"Lupin, don't say you don't love me."
A bitter smile. "Oh, I love you alright. As much as any man can love a woman who constantly cheats, swindles, manipulates, degrades and annoys him. My partners hate you; even Zenigata doesn't like you. That's saying something."
She started crying. "I know! I don't deserve you, Lupin!"
Lupin waited a few minutes, sure that this crying was just another act. As it wore on, he realized that Fujiko actually was sorry.
"Fujiko? You really do love me?"
Fujiko looked up. Angrily, she spat, "Took you long enough to realize it!"
"Give me some proof," Lupin said.
"What?"
"Show me you love me."
Fujiko was still angry, and at first she wasn't going to give Lupin anything. She had almost decided to let things go back to the way they , she looked into his liquid brown eyes, and saw that Lupin wasn't asking for proof in an arrogant way. He just simply couldn't believe it. He wasn't asking for proof, he was asking for reassurance.
Fujiko closed her eyes, and kissed Lupin in a way she knew she had never done before. It was gentle, and kind. It had her heart—her real heart—in it. She could smell Lupin's cologne, taste the nicotine on his breath…
"Oh Fujiko! I never thought this day would come! What did I do to deserve you?"
"Deserve? I was so awful to you!" Fujiko protested.
"That's all in the past now, darling. I was just as awful, jumping out of my clothes at the drop of a hat. No wonder to you never told me how you feel."
"Actually, about the clothes jumping…
"Yes?" Lupin probed.
"Though I never understood how you did it, I thought it was amazing."
Fujiko gave him a wink.
"And cute."
Lupin gave her a devilish grin.
Fujiko Mine, after reading Lupin's story, laughed for approximately 17 minutes and 41 seconds. Then she left.
Jigen said, "Good try. I thought that would have gotten her for sure."
"Me, too," Lupin said sadly.
"Well, there's more than one way to stop yaoi fics Lupin. Keep trying."
"Who's talking about yaoi fics?" Lupin yelled. "I want to Fujiko to love me!"
Jigen gave him a sidelong glance. "You really love Fujiko, and you want her to love you?"
"Well—I just want there to be more pleasant meetings between us than painful."
Jigen gave a short laugh, "I thought so." He addressed Goemon. "How's your story coming?"
"Fine," came the reply.
"You could use a computer if you wanted to, Goemon."
"I prefer ink and paper."
Jigen let it go. He did wonder what Goemon's scroll would be about, though. He wasn't quite sure what Goemon thought of Fujiko.
He turned to Lupin. "Can't you write anything worse about Fujiko?"
"I could write another romance."
"Lupin, though there is nothing worse, it won't help. Besides, the world is filled with enough horror."
"Well, your fic didn't do any better."
"Leave and do something useful!" A sudden thought struck Jigen.
"The faster Fujiko is stripped of her yaoi gig, the faster she can come back and bum off you."
"Whoo-hoo!" shouted Lupin. He raced into his research lab and locked the door.
The house was suddenly quiet, filled only with the tapping of key that hoped to spell doom on yaoi fictions.