Oh lookie, another chapter of fun! What chapter was this again? Oh Yeah! Syrus! YAY, he gets featured a lot! WoOhOo!
Now this chapter is probably the most… unusual chapter I have written ever. I guess Mindy in this fanfiction is… well, you will see.
I should mention now, that Jaden will NOT have the Neo-spacians in his deck. Since he doesn't run E-heros, they don't fit well on his team. Instead, I have a whole box of furry surprises for his deck in the future, so sit tight and have a nice read!
(Chapter 3: Sitting On Syrus's Face)
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RING! RING! RI-
Jaden's eyes snapped open. "That damn alarm clock has taken me out of my pony filled neon dreams for the last time! Prepare to face the wrath of a thousand angry Kuribohs, you time-telling pile of bolts!" Jaden thought to himself as he inched his hand towards the side of his bed, ready to grasp his long, hard sledgehammer and smack the shit out of his damn alarm clock. However, to his surprise and confusion, before he was able to grasp his sledgehammer, his hand hit an obstruction. One tilt of his head, and he identified the obstruction as a wall. Adjusting his eyes to the darkness in his room, he stared in confusion at the mysterious wall that was interrupting his therapeutic alarm clock smashing session.
On his left was a blue, surprisingly sturdy plaster wall, that was right beside his bed, instead of the white wall he was used to, which had footroom between it and his bed, allowing for the placement of an ergonomic sledgehammer.
It was at this moment, Jaden realized that he was no longer at his vaguely mentioned house in Domino City. He was instead at his dream school, Duel Academy, inside his room in the nefarious Obelisk Blue dorm. "Guess I gotta borrow Crowler's sledgehammer." Jaden thought to himself as he got out of his new bed.
Jaden's Obelisk dorm room happened to be one of the fancy second-floor suites in the male dormitory building, in other words, the same thing as the dorms on every floor except for Zane Truesdale's. because that particular blue boy is special.
Obelisk Blue Suites were eligible to be pre-decorated before the start of Duel Academy and of course Jaden abused this system as much as he possibly could. The main lobby of his room which was also his living room was furnished with light blue couches with only the finest Kuriboh pillows and cushions in front of a Kaiba Corp plasma screen TV. It was definitely not shaped like a duel disk or anything.
The main room also had a very long and large desk that spread across the back wall. The desk came with several blue seats, each having its own variant of Kuriboh cushion on it. The room was lit by a very expensive chandelier, resembling the mighty Egyptian God Card; Obelisk the Tormentor. Above the desk were several empty bookshelves and cabinets, to place his luggage, and what I mean by luggage, I mean his spare thousands of Kuriboh plushies that managed to survive Mindy and Jasmine's onslaught.
The desk also had a super-advanced drawer compartment, for deck building, almost resembling those in a Yugioh video game, except it's real and a pain in the ass to organize because it's manual. Alongside that, there were several normal drawers and a nice desk lamp… Guess what shape it is! Here's a hint: It resembles a monster with 300 attack points and 200 defense points.
Jaden's Obelisk suite also had several other slightly smaller rooms. First was his obnoxiously fancy bathroom, with a fancy toilet, bathtub, a separate room with a small hot tub, bath item dispensers and of course a one-way window for spying on people outside… for reasons.
There was also a master bedroom, a guest bedroom, a kitchen… (please do not let Jaden in there!), a laundry room, a cloakroom… I mean a smaller bathroom, a game room, a dusty old library that nobody cares about and is probably haunted by the souls of the damned and lastly, a sacrificial altar room for… worshipping… stuff.
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The heck is a Kuriboh body pillow doing in there?
Ehem…
Anyways, each of the dorm rooms had a very similar style to the lobby, containing lots of blue and lots of Kuriboh. However, what really mattered right now, was that Jaden's king-sized bed, was placed in the corner of the bedroom, so he was beside a wall and not an empty area that was capable of housing a sledgehammer.
Slightly tired, Jaden got up and stretched a bit. While stretching he quickly turned his head towards his untouched Obelisk alarm clock on a drawer on the other side of the bed.
The clock read 6:00 AM.
"Damn… class doesn't start until 8:30… Hmmm who to bug until then?" Jaden thought, wondering exactly which one of his friends he would bug.
First he thought of bugging the dick… I mean Chazz… which was not exactly the best idea, considering he was a dick.
His thoughts then wandered towards Alexis… On second thought, he decided that it was a bad idea. Firstly, he didn't know how mad Alexis would be if woken up early and secondly, she lived in the same dorm as Jasmine and Mindy. Nope. exe executed.
That left Bastion and Syrus. The confident Ra, and the not so confident Slifer… Hmmm….
30 minutes later
It was a quiet morning in the Slifer Red Dorm. This particular dorm was… best described as possibly the crappiest dorm that most of the students had ever seen. It almost resembled the blue dorm… without anything necessary for life to prosper. The dorm was built as a two-story building and due to health regulations, was somewhat clean inside, but the place was absolutely cramped! In each separate dorm room, 3 people were jammed inside the same room of equivalent size comparable to half of the size of the Obelisk dorm living rooms. Not to mention the washrooms were separate from the building, requiring the students to walk about 15 minutes away from the dorm, in order to take a shower or even take a shit. This along with many other obvious disadvantages made it not a great place in general.
Jaden on the other hand, was a lot less pessimistic about the dorm's condition. Almost as if he was bound to it, or something like that… maybe in an alternate dimension he was?… nah that's stupid. He is very clearly designed to be in Obelisk Blue and anyone who would say otherwise is not a smart person.
Regardless, Jaden decided to walk up the questionable wooden stairs at the front of the dorm, to get to the upstairs patio, which connected the 2nd floor rooms to the front of the dorm. From a previous off-screen conversation, Jaden knew Syrus was in the second last room upstairs. As a result, he only got one roommate, some koala… I mean a third-year student named Chumley. As previously mentioned, he looked like a very large koala, and his habits also resembled the habits of a koala, provided you substitute eucalyptus leaves for grilled cheese sandwiches.
Eventually, Jaden reached Syrus's room and knocked on the door, eager to see if Syrus was awake. To his surprise, the door simply fell off its hinges and landed very loudly on the floor. Unfortunately for Syrus and Chumley, they were sleeping, so the very loud noise produced by the door, ended up waking the two of them up.
"OH GOD THE MAN-EATING STRAWBERRIES ARE BREAKING THE DOOR DOW- Oh hi Jaden, whatcha doing here?" Syrus yelled, as he fell out of his bunk due to the shock of being woken up from his terrifying nightmare by the sound of an equally terrifying broken door.
"Syrus… shut.. it… trying to sleep…" Chumley mumbled as the light from outside swept into the room through the broken door.
Reluctantly, in order to get rid of the light source, Chumley knew he had to do the daunting task of opening his eyes and using his body to move towards the disturbance. It was a task that only the most powerful and cunning men on earth could do, but today he had to do it. However, when he did open them, the first thing he saw in front of him, was Jaden.
An Obelisk Blue.
It was at this moment, Jaden knew... he fucked up.
"Did I come at a bad time?" Jaden wondered as he stared in fear at the not so friendly look on Chumley's face.
Chumley immediately got up and dropped down from his bunk. "An Obelisk Blue huh? What are you here for? To make fun of us? I'LL SHOW YOU "FUN" YOU UNLICIOUS BASTARD!" Chumley yelled in pure unbridled rage, before tackling Jaden.
The difference between the body masses of the two students was evident as Jaden was sent flying over the railing of the outside patio. Thankfully, the flawless Obelisk student landed on the very soft and weedless grass that littered the landscape of Duel Academy Island.
"I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU BLUE BOI! GET OVER HERE! I SPENT MORE THAN THREE YEARS DEALING WITH YOUR DORMS BULLSHIT AND THIS YEAR WILL NOT END UP THE SAME!" Chumley yelled, racing out of the room at an unnatural speed in order to chase down Jaden.
Thankfully for Jaden, Syrus was ready to save the day for the first time in his life. "W-wait Chumley! Stop! He's not here to make fun of us!" he desperately said, unable to physically help due to somehow managing to tangle himself in his own blanket, binding him to his bed frame.
"AND HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT SYRUS! I HAVE MORE THAN THREE YEARS OF EXPERIENCE WITH THOSE BLUE BASTARDS AND-" Chumley started, before getting interrupted by Syrus who was still stuck.
"BECAUSE HE WAS INVITED INTO OBELISK BLUE BECAUSE OF HIS SKILL, NOT FOR BEING A PERSON WITH A LOT OF MONEY! Also he's my friend." Syrus shouted, finally managing to untangle himself from the evil blanket that kept him in captivity for about 43 seconds.
"Oh… so in other words he isn't an intolerable asshole?" Chumley asked, slowing down to a stop on the patio to look back towards Syrus.
"Not sure about the intolerable part, but he isn't an asshole." Syrus replied as he remembered the jumping-off-the-railing fiasco during the entrance exams.
"Hey!" Jaden shouted from below, with a tone of clear irritation.
Syrus looked down the patio balcony and then back at Chumley. "Maybe we should help him back up." he commented.
"I mean… that's a whole 13 meters I have to walk… I dunno Syrus…" Chumley said as he slowly readapted his lazy persona while slowly backing into their dorm room. "Besides, he's your friend and probably here for you. So you should be the one to help him." He said as he grabbed the broken door and attempted to shove it back in place. However it immediately crumbled into dust at the slightest touch. You could say that door bit the dust like a vampire that lost a children's trading card game on the moon during a solar eclipse while Jupiter's red dot was facing directly towards Uranus's anus.
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That made absolutely no sense, but I'm sure someone was offended by that.
Syrus sighed at his roommates' antics. Chumley wasn't a bad person by all means. He was just obnoxiously lazy and had a hatred for snobby elites, something that most Slifers had in common, but he took both of those to the next level. Quickly, Syrus ran down the stairs towards Jaden as Chumley went back into their room to sleep, stealing Syrus's blanket in the process to create a makeshift "door" as he was both incapable and too lazy to fix the real door..
As soon as Syrus managed to make it to Jaden's side, he was still crumpled on the grass, yet miraculously uninjured. "S-sorry about Chumley, he's… got some bad experiences with Obelisks. Probably should have warned him that you might come." Syrus apologized sheepishly.
Jaden groaned and sat up, checking his body for any obvious signs of injury. There was none. "Well, kind of got that impression of Obelisks from that douch- I mean Chazz." Jaden shakily replied as he got up from the grass. "Anyhow, school starts in a few hours, and I'm bored as heck, so I thought I would go and spend some time with you before school. So, now that we have solved all the current problems, how about we compare decks?" Jaden asked, creating makeshift puppy-dog eyes for added emphasis and persuasion since his lack of injury made it so he couldn't use injury as a method of persuasion..
Syrus thought for a moment and then shook his head a bit. "W-well… I guess?" he unenthusiastically said, staring at Jaden as if his deck was a ticking time-bomb that would blow up half of the planet. He went to his deckholder to grab his deck, but quickly realized that he was in his pyjamas. Thankfully, the Truesdale family is well known for wearing pyjamas that have deckholders for some reason. Nobody knows why and nobody questions it, considering the strongest kid on campus was a Truesdale, Zane Truesdale to be exact.
The two spent the next few hours reviewing eachothers decks. Jaden's deck was very… unusual, something Syrus kept questioning over and over. For one, Jaden had literally no monsters with a base attack higher than 500, with the exception of a White Magician Pikeru for some reason. His entire deck was dependent on his Kuriboh support and timing. In fact, if you looked closely at the deck, outside of surface level analysis, it should theoretically be impossible to win with Jaden's deck as the few possibilities of any ounce of strategy that could come out of his deck was so close to zero that Jaden would have to be one of the luckiest fuckers on the planet or the most skilled duelist on the planet. Considering he's the protagonist, it could be either one. Or maybe the writer is giving him the thickest plot armor he could afford at Walmart. Who knows?
However, Syrus's deck was an entirely different story. Jaden went wide-eyed after seeing the influx of rare and powerful cards the young Truesdale had. His deck mainly consisted of powerful machine monsters from the "Roid" series, but he also had many stronger Machine-types from the "Cyber Dragon" series, "Machine King" series as well as some kickass fusion monsters. The entire deck seemed unstoppable once you added the various power increasing spells, destructive traps and of course, the lord and saviour of the deck, Power Bond. Though for some reason, Syrus seemed to avoid all contact with the card almost as if it was cursed. Jaden noticed this, but decided not to pry, as the deck was strong even without it.
Eventually, time came for the classes to begin. First class of the day for the freshmen was none other than Duel theory… taught by the Italien clown looking thing… Doctor Vellian Crowler.
The class took place in the main lecture hall of the academy building. Syrus, as a Slifer, sat in the front, while the Obelisk students, Jaden and Alexis, sat in the back. The Ra students, including Bastion, sat between them. Crowler was in the middle of an intense lecture, which some students listened too, but many didn't. Most of Crowler's lecture was introductory, but he did end up asking several questions to his audience in order to test their academic abilities.
"Ah Alexis, can you please tell me the different types of cards, existent in Duel Monsters?" Crowler asked in the middle of the class, pointing towards Alexis to emphasize.
Alexis rolled her eyes and answered the incredibly easy question. "Duel Monster cards can be grouped into Normal Monster cards, the yellow ones, Effect Monster cards, the orange ones, Fusion Monster cards, the purple ones, Ritual Monster cards, the blue ones, Spell cards, the green ones and Trap cards, the pink ones. Sorry to those who happen to be colorblind, because that's as much as I'm describing." Alexis promptly answered. "Alternatively, there should be words on the cards that reflect exactly what I said."
"Perfect! Yes, yes, yes good! A fine answer from my dear Obelisk students!" Crowler said in a voice of delight. Crowler then looked down at his papers, for the next obligatory question. The main point of these introductory questions was just to make sure that the kids know how to play the game, because otherwise there would be a problem. Why? Because the school teaches the goddamn card game!
Crowler spotted the next question and then promptly looked for a recipient of the next question. His eyes wandered to Jaden, who could obviously answer the question since he was a Obelisk and was clearly superior to the other students, meaning asking the question would be as pointless as it was to ask Alexis. His eyes then targeted someone sitting a bit closer to him, Syrus Truesdale, a Slifer.
Crowler grinned in amusement. "Hmmm… Now who should we question next? Well, now! Syrus Truesdale, please be so kind as to tell me what a Field Spell Card does?" the teacher asked in a direct and mocking tone, intending to intimidate the young Slifer and cause him to be mocked in the process, which was almost certain to happen, if you looked up and saw the mob of blue that consisted of the Obelisk Blue section.
Syrus immediately stood up, and opened his mouth to answer. "Uh.. a field spell… does… uh… stuff that affects the field… or something yeah… uh… um…" he stuttered before lowering his head. When he put his head back up, his face felt different, like it had a stronger aura within it. "Ah, who am I kidding! You're a fool to ask me such a foolish question! A field spell is a special kind of spell that anyone with a brain could figure out! A FIELD spell would affect the entire FIELD! What is this? Dueling Prep school?" Syrus hollered, before slumping down into his seat, visibly annoyed.
This caught Crowler off guard, who was expecting a lousy Slifer answer from the usually shy boy. However, that did not stop him from realising that the kid was also mocking him in his answer. He gritted his teeth but went on with the questioning, remembering to find some way to get his revenge. Perhaps expulsion? This gave him an idea.
A few hours later
It turned out that somehow 4 other students managed to get into the school without actually knowing half of the basic rules of the super complicated game of Duel Monsters. Who could blame them? It's not as if this game is super easy and has rulebooks about it everywhere for free and is pretty much well known worldwide or anything. Wait, it is? Woops, well my bad.
After Crowler's class, the red dorm head, Professor Banner's class came up next. He taught unorthodox dueling strategies and certain real-life sciences like alchemy. Clearly he was a great teacher as unlike Crowler, everyone paid attention to his class. Mostly because he blew himself up mid-way through, but that's besides the point. Also during the class, Syrus obtained yet another moment of spotlight, as the scratching post of the professors cat, Pharaoh which displayed the easily shaken personality of the kid, something Jaden noted in the back of his head. Right behind the thoughts about his neon pony, super hyper awesome dreams. They were most definitely more important
However, while the students were in class, a certain someone was busy scheming in one of the staff quarters.
Professor Crowler laughed to himself while he wrote down several verses of poetry on a sheet of paper. "This plan is ingenious if I say so myself. That Slifer Slacker will pay for mocking me in class. This fake love letter will make you rue the day you ever messed with Doctor Crowler! Blah hahahahahahaha!" Crowler said to himself, while sealing the envelope and…
(Authors Note: HOLY SHIT! SOMEONE GET ME A BUCKET, HE'S KISSING IT! I'M GONNA VOMIT! AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING GAHHHHHHHHHH!)
After sealing the envelope, Crowler looked at his staff schedule and noticed that the freshman students were currently headed for gym class. After waiting for a bit, he comically sprinted out of the staff quarters with the fake love letter addressed to Syrus and a very important key. Once he got to the locker room, he swiftly used the master key to open Syrus's locker and place the love letter inside. To his surprise, he noticed Jaden Yugi's things inside as well as Syrus's, which first confused him, but then realized that Jaden could have just been borrowing the locker.
He placed the note near Jaden's shoes and locked the locker. He snickered to himself as he left the locker room, expecting Syrus to be one a one-way ticket back home tomorrow.
Wait… Jaden's shoes? Crowler sprinted back into the locker room and opened Syrus's locker again. He snatched the letter and instead placed it on Syrus's clothing, slightly embarrassed about his amateur mistake that nobody had seen.
30 minutes later
Syrus walked into the locker room, sweating profusely. He stepped towards his locker and violently opened it. "Ugh, I hate gym class!" he grumbled, before going to grab his clothing. Meanwhile, his attention had shifted to a set of blue sneakers at the bottom of his locker.
Syrus sighed upon realizing who's sneakers he was looking at. "Agh, Jaden must be using my locker again. Oh well." he said to himself, as his hands went to grab his clothing. Instead of his soft shirt or firm red jacket, his hand touched something that felt... papery. His eyes shifted back towards his clothing. On top of his clothing was a letter that was addressed to him.
He opened the letter. "Huuuh? A letter from Alexis… Oh my roids! ...The card roids not the other kind of roids, it's a love letter!" Syrus shouted insanely loudly. Somehow nobody heard him.
"Blah blah blah blah Meet me at 8, at the girls dormitories… huh…" Syrus blushed at the thought, but quickly shook it off.
"I have a slight feeling that something may be off about this… Alexis seems to be more of a Jaden type… lucky bastard. Still, the girl's dorm should give me the truth… and hopefully this isn't some sort of elaborate trap that I am naively walking into like an idiot." Syrus commented, before heading back to his own dorm, planning to go to the Obelisk blue dorm later on during the evening.
When Syrus arrived at the Slifer Dorm, he was greeted not only by his roommate Chumley, but for some reason, Jaden was also hanging out at the Slifer dormitories. The two seemed to have made-up from their eventful morning and were talking about their passions. Knowing that Jaden hung out with Alexis before, he decided to ask Jaden for assistance, since the guy was somehow a chick magnet, meaning he would have some sort of insight on whether it was legitimate.
"Uh Jaden? Could I ask you a question?" Syrus asked, catching Jaden's attention.
"Sure Sy, buddy! Well, as long as you answer a question of my own asking. That made sense… yes it did." Jaden replied.
Deciding that Jaden's question was probably something unimportant, Syrus agreed. "Alright then. Can you take a look at this and tell me if you think it is legit? My gut tells me it's fake, but my mind wants it to be real." Syrus said, showing Jaden the love letter.
Jaden snatched the letter out of Syrus's hands and read through it. "Hm… I'm feeling the same vibes I feel from yesterday!" Jaden blurted out.
"What do you mean vibes? From yesterday?" Syrus asked, confused.
Jaden folded the letter back together and handed it back to Syrus. "Well, yesterday Chazz attempted to lure me into a very ultra super obvious trap that would get me expelled for sure, even if he didn't know it would. I'm getting that same vibe, a vibe that states you are being lured into a very ultra super obvious trap that would get you expelled for sure, but I think the culprit knows what they are doing this time… unless it is Chazz." Jaden replied, reminiscing about the previous day.
"Huh, well I should still check… just in case you know?" Syrus said, slightly disappointed.
Jaden looked at him and sighed. "Well, I would go with you but… you know… those two… Either way, Alexis wont turn you in for trespassing if you have good intentions, so good luck! I'll ask the question I want to ask you, somewhere else." Jaden said.
"Kay, Jay." Syrus said, before leaving to go towards the girls dormitories.
Meanwhile, at the girl dormitories, Jasmine, Mindy and Alexis were busy relaxing in the hot springs in the public spa area.
"That Syrus is unbelievable. Who in their right mind would mock Crowler right in front of her?" Jasmine said, while wading in the hot spring beside Alexis and Mindy.
"Don't you mean him?" Mindy corrected, absentmindedly lying down on the edge of the spring.
"It's a him?" Jasmine yelled, shocked.
Alexis sighed. "Yeah, despite his looks, he is a he. And I don't really think Syrus's language was a big deal. It wasn't too far off from the language I used." Alexis replied to Jasmine.
Mindy turned to look at Jasmine. "Jasmine, just drop it. He is a first year Slifer, who had yet to feel the wrath that is Doctor Crowler." Mindy said.
"Speaking of Doctor Crowler, it still boggles my mind that Jaden of all people managed to get on his good side. I mean, he's like the opposite of Crowler?" Alexis wondered out loud.
Mindy and Jasmine squealed at the mention of Jaden, causing Alexis to sweatdrop even more. "EEEEE~ Of course Jaden would be able to do it! He's the best, the cutest and the most skilled!" they yelled in unison.
"Well, that is quite an exaggeration, but I guess he is a likable person. But as a duelist, maybe I should see how skilled he really is. I just need the right opportunity to make him duel at his best… if only somehow that would conveniently happen." Alexis thought to herself.
Suddenly, a big crash came from outside and various screams were heard. Jasmine and Mindy looked around in confusion, before locating the source of the various screams. "Uh… are my eyes playing tricks on me or is that Syrus, running from a pack of angry girls?" Jasmine said, trying to get a better look at the source of the noise.
Mindy squinted her eyes and her eyes lit up with recognition. "Yup, that's Syrus. Who else on campus has light blue hair?" Mindy explained.
Alexis sighed again. "I guess we should bail him out or something… come on girls, out of the springs." Alexis said as she got out of the spring. She quickly ran to the changing room, changed into her usual outfit and then ran to see what Syrus was doing at the girl's dorm.
Mindy and Jasmine reluctantly followed. Not because they wanted to help Syrus, mostly because if they had stayed in the water for any longer, they would have contracted prune skin.
30 minutes later
It took a while, but eventually, Alexis and her friends managed to catch Syrus, persuade the other girls to not destroy Syrus and finally they ended up in the Obelisk Blue Girls Dorm lobby with Syrus in tow. Literally, they tied his hands together and gave him a leash so he wouldn't run away.
"So, tell me Syrus. What in the name of Obelisks many abdominal muscles were you doing at the girls dorm?" Alexis asked Syrus, in an expectant tone.
"W-well, you see… I needed to check something… Uh… did you send this letter or is it fake?" Syrus shakily replied, handing Alexis the love letter despite being tied up.
Alexis took the letter and skimmed over it. "Nope, it's a fake. If that was all you came here for, then I guess we will let you g-" Alexis said, before she heard a sound from above them. She then realized that the very long chase to obtain Syrus and the equally long argument they had with the other girls in the dorm had probably attracted the attention of their headmaster, Fonda Fontaine.
Obviously, Syrus would be in a lot of trouble if he was spotted by a staff member, so Alexis and her friends did the only logical thing they could do. Hide him, by shoving their butts all over his body. In other words, they sat on him, all three of them.
Thankfully for Syrus, he was perfectly hidden when Fonda came from her upstairs staff quarters to check on the girls. Being sat on by three pretty girls was just a bonus that came with it. Soon, Fonda left, after looking around and seeing nothing out of the ordinary.
Seeing that she had left, Alexis and Jasmine, dismounted Syrus, but one particular girl decided not to. "Uhhh… Mindy, we don't need to sit on him anymore you know…" Jasmine commented, seeing Mindy still sitting on Syrus face.
"But his hair is so soooooft! He's the perfect pillow! Super soft~" Mindy squealed, marginally quieter in order to not attract the attention of Fonda once again.
This caused the other two girls to have an anime fall. "Mindy, just get off of him, I'm sure Syrus would rather have you off of his head. Most boys would probably enjoy a girl sitting on them, but in this case, I think Syrus would rather not be forced face-first into the very cold floor." Alexis reasoned.
Syrus showed that he agreed with a bunch of muffled cries from underneath Mindy. "Well, you know what? I kind of want to keep him!" Mindy said, shocking the others.
"WHAT? WHY?" Jasmine cried out loud very quietly because they still didn't want to disturb their headmaster.
"Well, you know he's small and adorable, not as much as Jaden, but his hair is super soft and blue, which would be the best cushion. And I'm pretty sure Zane wouldn't have any problems with it either!" Mindy said, causing the others to sweatdrop, including Syrus, who was still underneath Mindy.
"I just don't understand you Mindy. Mostly because I believe you can't "own" people, but I guess this island isn't a country so it's legal? Maybe? Whatever, I guess I can ask Zane. Though he will probably say no." Alexis said, still mind boggled about her friends obsession with adorable human males with soft parts.
Alexis reached into her pocket and pulled out her PDA. She walked outside of the dorm to get some decent cell reception and called Zane.
"Hello? Zane?"
"Hello Alexis, what are you calling for? It's nearly midnight, you know… the time we hang out at the lighthouse for no apparent reason?"
"Well, we had a bit of an incident at the girls dorm, it involves your brother."
"Son of Osiris, what happened?"
"Someone tricked him with a fake love letter, trying to get him expelled."
"And let me guess. He fell for an super obvious trap and is now feeling the repercussions for it?"
"Well, if repercussions mean being sat on by Mindy, then kind of?"
"Huh. Closest he's ever been to being in contact with a girl that isn't his mom. Or his body pillow of th- Ahem."
"Heh, Anyways, the incident has mostly been resolved but now we have the problem of Mindy discovering his unique hair."
"Ah yes, the curse of the really fluffy hair. Thank Ra I was the only Truesdale born without it."
"Well, now Mindy wants Syrus as a pillow. Or something. I really don't understand that girl."
"..."
"..."
"I guess that's one way to get into the Obelisk dorms…"
"Well, what's your judgement on the situation?"
"Solve it with a duel."
"That's it?"
"Yes."
"Really, just duel away your problems?"
"Yup, what else can I do?"
"Save your brother from the hellish beast that is Mindy's butt?"
"Nah, that would be crazy! Everything must be solved by card games!"
"... Okay then... "
"Is that all?"
"Yup."
"Then see you later. At the lighthouse specifically."
"Yup, Bye."
After finishing the call, Alexis pondered over Zane's words. "Solve all of your problems by dueling huh? That gives me an idea…" she thought, before returning into the building. Inside, Syrus was still being sat on by Mindy, while Jasmine decided to take some pictures.
Mindy and Jasmine both noticed Alexis walking in with a wondering expression, which kept Mindy's hopes up about taking Syrus. Alexis walked over to the duo and sat down on something that wasn't Syrus. "So girls, Zane said to solve this dispute with a duel, but… I have a favour to ask of you two. And I guess Syrus too, so you kind of have to get off of him Mindy."
Reluctantly, Mindy got off of Syrus, who began gasping for air as soon as she got off. "So what's the favour?" Mindy asked, while pulling her deck out and scanning through it.
"Well, ever since that duel with Crowler, I wanted to test Jaden's strength for myself and Zane's words gave me an idea. In order to get him to duel me at his full strength, measures have to be taken." she said while looking at Syrus, making the boy gulp.
"A-and I guess that involves me… please don't hurt me." Syrus whimpered.
"Jasmine, why don't you send Jaden a little message about his equally little friends current condition. Mindy, I allow you to tie up Syrus within reason. I repeat. WITHIN REASON." Alexis commanded, before running up to her room to grab her duel disk.
"Alrighty! I like this plan already. Hehehehehehe." Mindy cackled, while looking at Syrus, making the boy sweat a lot. "Come here Syrus… this won't hurt a bit." she said, pulling a wad of rope out of nowhere.
"She's lying, it's going to hurt." Jasmine said off to the side.
Syrus could do nothing but watch as the plan unfolded. And cry of course. That was always an option.
1 hour later
Over the evening, Jaden and Chumley had not only gotten over their differences, but also became fast friends. Similarly to what Jaden did in the morning, he and Chumley compared cards. Unsurprisingly, Chumley had an obnoxious amount of koala based cards.
At the moment it was quite late so Jaden decided that he should leave, but then his PDA began to vibrate. He quickly grabbed it out of his pocket and noticed he had received a message from Alexis.
- We have Syrus. If you want to relieve his suffering at the hands, or should I say butts of Mindy, then find a random boat out of nowhere, and get over here to duel for his freedom. Because problems like trespassing and falling into obvious traps are solved by dueling. If you can't find a boat, then keep searching. For some reason, they magically appear around the island for no apparent reason. -
Jaden paled as he read the message. "Oh dear Ra, that poor boy."
He turned back to Chumley after shutting off his PDA. "Welp, looks like Sy got himself buried into some deep shit." Jaden commented as he slid his PDA back in his pocket.
Chumley, who was on his bunk, turned to face Jaden. "Guess you got to save him. Good luck dude." he said, with a hint of concern.
"Thanks Chum." Jaden said as he sprinted out of the makeshift door of the dorm to somehow find a boat in the wildlands of Duel Academy.
Conveniently, a small wooden rowboat was present at the opposite shore of the lake beside the girl's dorm. So Jaden decided to take the boat and row across to the other side, in order to save Syrus.
After a few minutes of rowing, Jaden made it to the other side of the lake. When he got out of his boat, he was treated to an… interesting and slightly disturbing sight. In front of him was Syrus, completely bound with ropes. On top of him was Mindy, who was holding onto the ropes attached to his arms, while she sat on his head, mainly using his hair as a cushion. Beside him was a speechless and confused Jasmine. Alexis was in front of them tapping her foot impatiently.
"Uhhhh… Do I even want to ask?" Jaden said, wondering how Syrus got tied up so skillfully.
Alexis rolled her eyes and sighed. "Long story short. Mindy." she said, while gesturing in Mindy's direction very wildly.
Jaden sweatdropped, thankful he wasn't in that position. "Anyways, so I gotta duel for his freedom?" he asked.
A bead of sweat fell down Alexis's cheek. "Well kind of? We decided that we would report on him for trespassing if you lose this duel. But for his own freedom from Mindy, Syrus has to duel her… because Mindy wants him as a cushion or something…" she replied.
Jaden's eyes widened. "Well thank Obelisk I'm not in that position. So where are we dueling?" he asked, avoiding eye contact with the two other girls who were staring at him like a kid on Christmas morning.
"In order to make this duel as intense, impractical and as unnecessarily dangerous as possible, we will take some boats out onto the lake, stand up on them and duel. Obviously since lakes have waves and other sources of movement in the water, we would probably fall off and end up ruining our cards since their only weakness seems to be water, but it's still a foolproof plan!" Alexis replied.
"Well, I see absolutely no issues or problems with that despite the obvious danger that we will be in for standing on an uneven and small boat while being at the mercy of the water. Let's duel!"
Quickly, they took two boats and rowed about 5 meters away from the shore, allowing the rest of the people there to spectate, while being safe on land.
"Alright Alexis, I'm not holding back whatsoever. I am going to duel you and defeat you to save Syrus!" Jaden yelled as he drew his starting hand.
"Bring it on!" Alexis replied while drawing her starting hand.
"DUEL!"
[Jaden Yuki] vs [Alexis Rhodes]
-4000 LP Duel, Alexis goes first.-
"Here I go, I draw!" Alexis said as she drew her sixth card. She looked at the card she drew and flicked the card into her other hand. After examining her hand, she came up with her strategy.
She looked up to face Jaden. "I summon the my M - Chibi Dancer Bunni Girl in Attack Position!" she yelled, placing the monster card onto her duel disk. Over the water, on Alexis's side of the field, a very chibi-looking brunette girl appeared. She wore a simple set of bunny ears with a skin-tight, black corset teddy with a white bunny tail on the backside. She also had a white choker and had fluffy plush rabbit paws on her hands and feet. Her head looked like the face of a chibi anime figure with huge eyes that automatically made her adorable.
(M - Chibi Dancer Bunni Girl) Lv 1
Atk: 500 Def: 100
"Then I place one card face-down and end my turn." Alexis said as she slid another card into her duel disk.
Jaden nodded and drew his own card. "A monster with 500 attack points? Must have a special ability. Then again, maybe it's a bluff so I activate her face-down. Either way, I need to get rid of it." Jaden thought as he looked through his hand for something that could help. His eyes located a card that had the potential for success.
"Alright Alexis, I don't know what is up with that monster, but if this is a battle of who's monster is cuter, nothing can beat the absolutely infernal power of adorableness that Kuriboh's contain! And as proof, here comes the original furry boi, Kuriboh, in Attack Position!" Jaden said as the classic and adorable puffball appeared on the field.
(Kuriboh) Lv 1
Atk: 300 Def: 200
"Now even though both our monsters are Level 1, your's is stronger. But I have a secret weapon that will cover that weakness like butter on my sausages! I play the Equip Spell, Super Mega Kawaii Desu Tank! It equips to any Kuriboh monster and gives them a 1700 Attack Point boost!" Jaden yelled as a very small yellow tank appeared on his side of the fiel- I mean lake. When it fully materialized, Kuriboh floated around the tank before jumping in the top area, disappearing and then popping out of the tank with only the top half of its body outside the tank.
Kuriboh
Atk 300 - 2000
Alexis gasped as Kuriboh became the strongest monster on the field. Jaden smirked at her reaction. "Alright! Kuriboh, attack with Super Kawaii Missile! Destroy her monster with the power of cuteness, large amounts of glitter and cat faces!" Jaden hollered.
Kuriboh nodded and pressed a giant orange button on the top of the tank. Immediately, the cannon on the front of the tank blasted a giant rainbow bullet with cat faces on it. The bullet headed towards the Bunni Girl, but to Jaden's surprise, it was stopped by a force field.
"What!" Jaden exclaimed, surprised that his attack was stopped.
It was now Alexis's turn to smirk at Jaden's reaction. "Surprised? When my M - Chibi Dancer Bunni Girl is summoned, it comes with 3 Chibi counters. These counters can negate battles and even protect my monster from card effects that want to destroy it! And now that I negated your attack with one of the counters, her ability activates! M - Chibi Dancer Bunni Girl gains 600 attack points when she loses a counter as a result of battle!" Alexis explained as her monster began to glow pink for a few seconds as its Attack Points rose.
M - Chibi Dancer Bunni Girl
Atk 500 - 1100
"That's not good… I'll throw down two facedowns and end my turn!" Jaden said, still surprised at the little monsters ability.
Alexis drew her next card and looked at it. "Alright, I now summon another monster, my M - Chibi Dancer Neko! It's ability activates when it is Normal Summoned! It allows me to Special Summon another M - Chibi Dancer Neko from my deck!" she said as the two monsters appeared on the field. They looked very similar to M - Chibi Dancer Bunni Girl, but with cat parts replacing the bunny parts and instead of a corset, it was a strapless leopard print dress.
(M - Chibi Dancer Neko) Lv 1
Atk: 350 Def: 350
However, Alexis wasn't done. "Alright, next I play my Polymerization card to fuse my Neko's together to create M - Dancer Neko Demon!" she yelled. The winds on the lake began to accelerate, as the two cat girls jumped together and spun. The spinning got faster and faster and soon a green and purple tornado was formed. As soon as it was formed, it began to expand and two red eyes stared out from within. Suddenly the tornado was shredded apart and left behind was a slightly larger cat girl with demonic eyes and a demonic set of twintails. However, it was still very adorable and did not look threatening at all much to Jaden's surprise.
(M - Dancer Neko Demon) Lv 5 Fusion
Atk: 1350 Def: 1550
"Alright! Her ability activates! When the M - Dancer Neko Demon is successfully Fusion Summoned, she destroys one monster on the field. So, I think I'll choose your only monster! Kuriboh!" Alexis said. The demonic cat chibi jumped into Kuriboh's face and attempted to claw its eyes out. That's what would have happened at least, if these monsters weren't extremely adorable and instead it simply smacked the Kuriboh very lightly, which still caused it to disappear along with the tank it was in.
Jaden gasped. "Oh jeez! That means I'm wide open!" he exclaimed.
Alexis nodded. "That's right. Now, I'll attack you with my M - Chibi Dancer Bunni Girl, but I'll negate my own attack with her ability. This causes her other ability to activate and increase her attack points by 600 at the cost of one of her counters."
M - Chibi Dancer Bunni Girl
Atk 1100 - 1700
The dancer girl quickly spun into the air and attempted to stomp Jaden, but was cut off mid-attack by a random portal, and was teleported back to where she began. "So, are you done yet Alexis? Sending little girls to fight me kind of makes this duel look really cute, and not so exciting." Jaden commented while balancing on his boat.
"Hmph, if you want excitement, then I'll give you something exciting! I'll attack with my M - Dancer Neko Demon, and don't even think about using a Kuriboh to protect yourself, because if it doesn't strike something, it can attack again!" Alexis yelled, pointing towards Jaden. Her monster prepared its adorable paws and pounced Jaden, also with the intent to scratch his eyeballs out.
Jaden quickly let out a quiet "Eek!" before swiftly pressing a button on his duel disk. "Not so fast! I activate a trap known as A Hero Emerges! Now you need to pick a card from my hand and if it's a monster card, I can summon it so your monster has something to attack!" Jaden said. He took the two cards in his hand and held one in both hands. "Alright Alexis, now pick a card, any of these cards!
Alexis gritted her teeth. "I… I choose the right one! As in literal right." she said, hoping it wasn't a monster.
Jaden looked at the card that Alexis chose and frowned. "Good choice Alexis." he said, before quickly changing his frown into a smile, surprising Alexis. "For me that is!" he finished. "I summon my Masochist Kuriboh in Defense Position."
(Masochist Kuriboh) Lv 1
Atk: 300 Def: 200
Alexis sighed in annoyance. "Whatever, it's still going to be obliterated by my attack. Go my Neko Demon, attack with Demonic Pounce!
The Neko Demon charged up and pounced at the defenseless Kuriboh who welcomed it with open arms… or paws. When they collided, the impact caused some of the water to fly in the air, which miraculously didn't knock either duelist off of their boats.
Alexis was confident that the monster Jaden summoned was destroyed, but once the water cleared up, she was shocked to see Masochist Kuriboh, still alive on the field.
"Wha? It's not destroyed?" she exclaimed.
"Yup, Masochist Kuriboh seems to love pain, so it won't be destroyed by battle, and instead simply feel ecstasy from it. He's such a hardcore Kuriboh, one that I can depend on regularly!" Jaden said, patting the holographic Kuriboh on the head.
"Alright then, I end my turn." Alexis said, unable to do anything else.
Jaden beamed at Alexis. "Well, you succeeded at making me excited Alexis… even if it's not for the right reason." Jaden said, keeping his eyes loose, specifically away from the loli's. "Alright, I draw!" Jaden yelled, taking a look at the card he drew. "Alright, it's time to get my game on! I play a spell, Smol Kuriboh Drawer! I now look at the top 5 cards of my deck, and if any of them are "Kuriboh" cards, I can add them to my hand. However, I need to discard one card to activate this." Jaden said. He then discarded the card he drew this turn and took the top 5 cards of his deck and looked at them. In the top 5 cards he noticed a normal Kuriboh and his Parasite Kuriboh, both of which he added into his hand, before shuffling his deck.
He looked at his field. He only had his Masochist Kuriboh and a face-down card. There wasn't much he could do now, but his face-down could help. All he needed was to distract Alexis from it. "Alright Alexis, I play my Parasite Kuriboh in Defense Mode and end my turn." he said as he placed the card on his duel disk.
Alexis looked at Jaden carefully before drawing her next card, unsure of his strategy. "Hmmm, I don't know what your planning Jaden, but I'm going to beat you before you can spring it!" she yelled.
Jaden heard her and smirked. "Jokes on you, I don't exactly have a plan right now." he thought to himself.
Alexis then looked at the 4 cards in her hand and chose one of them to play on the field. "Alright, I summon my M - Chibi Dancer Maid in Attack Mode! Her ability will passively give me 300 Life Points every one of my end phases, for every Chibi counter on her. And just like my Bunni Girl, she begins with three!" Alexis explained while placing the card on her duel disk. The monster that appeared was exactly the same as her other monsters, but without any animal parts, and just wearing a frilly and stereotypical maid outfit.
(M - Chibi Dancer Maid) Lv 1
Atk: 100 Def: 0
"Alright, now I'll attack Masochist Kuriboh with my M - Chibi Dancer Bunni Girl, but negate the attack with her ability, giving up her last counter to increase her Attack Points by another 600!" Alexis said as her monster took on yet another pink glow.
M - Chibi Dancer Bunni Girl
Atk 1700 - 2300
"Oh boy, that's a problem." Jaden said, staring at the now superpowered chibi monster.
"Actually that's the least of your problems. M - Dancer Neko Demon! Destroy his Parasite Kuriboh!" Alexis yelled, while pointing at Parasie Kuriboh. Once again the cat girl jumped up and pounced the poor Kuriboh, destroying it.
Jaden flinched as his monster was destroyed but he quickly recovered. "Alright, I activate a trap card! Dominant Kuriboh Calling! This trap activates when I either have my Masochist Kuriboh or my Dominant Kuriboh on the field and I get attacked. Now I can go search my deck for the missing Kuriboh of the two. So I Special Summon, Dominant Kuriboh, in Attack Mode!" Jaden said, pulling the card out of his deck and summoning it. Dominant Kuriboh was a normal Kuriboh with scary eyes and a sadistic grin. It held a whip in one hand and wore a glittering mask.
(Dominant Kuriboh) Lv 1
Atk: 300 Def: 200
"Alright then, I place one card face-down and end my turn." Alexis said, placing her second face-down onto the field. "Your move Jaden." she said as her Life Points increased from her maids ability.
Alexis LP 4000 - 4900
"Don't mind if I do. I draw!" Jaden yelled. He drew a card and looked at it. When he saw what it was, he grinned, making Alexis a bit nervous. "Perfect, I drew the card I need! But first, I'll activate Dominant Kuriboh's ability! During my main phase, he can trigger my Masochist Kuriboh's second ability automatically! Normally when I lose Life Points in a battle involving Masochist Kuriboh, I gain 1000 Life Points, but Dominant Kuriboh bypasses this effect and activates it regardless, so I gain 1000 Life Points!" Jaden yelled. When Jaden activated the effect, his Dominant Kuriboh cracked its whip in the air, scaring Masochist Kuriboh which scatter white particles into the air, which increased Jaden's Life Points.
Jaden LP
4000 - 5000
"Now for the card I drew! Polymerization! I fuse Dominant Kuriboh with my Masochist Kuriboh to fusion summon the one and only, Really Scary Kuriboh Of A Thousand Tortures!" Jaden yelled. In the blink of an eye, the two Kuriboh's fused together to create a white and black Kuriboh, surrounded by many devastating tools of destruction. The Kuriboh wore an inverted black and white mask, hiding its demonic red eyes.
(Really Scary Kuriboh Of A Thousand Tortures) Lv 6 Fusion
Atk: 300 Def: 200
Alexis blankly stared at the monster in front of her, mildly disturbed by the Kuriboh. "First of all, Pegasus really is running out of good monster names… secondly, I guess this Kuriboh has an ability that makes it worth summoning right?" she asked Jaden, hoping she was wrong.
Jaden grinned. "Yup. Firstly, my Really Scary Kuriboh Of A Thousand Tortures gains 1000 attack and defense points for every Dominant Kuriboh and Masochist Kuriboh in the graveyard… and yeah, I agree that this monster name… well… sucks." Jaden said, making Alexis's eyes open the size of dinner plates.
Really Scary Kuriboh Of A Thousand Tortures
Atk 300 - 2300
Def 200 - 2200
However, Jaden was just getting started. "Alright, now I activate it's other ability. If I tribute 2000 of my Life Points, I can destroy one monster on your field and I choose M - Chibi Dancer Bunni Girl, since she ran out of counters to protect herself." Jaden said. Alexis watched as the black and white Kuriboh grabbed a lasso and captured her chibi, before throwing it into the water, which destroyed it.
Jaden LP 5000 - 3000
Jaden then pointed at Alexis's M - Dancer Neko Demon. "Now it's time to destroy that demon of yours Alexis, I attack M - Dancer Neko Demon with my Really Scary Kuriboh Of A Thousand Tortures! Go Spiked Whip Of Kuriboh!" Jaden yelled as his monster began to charge at his opponents.
However, Alexis was prepared and pressed a button on her duel disk. "Oh no you don't! I activate something that will bring the hurt to both of us! I play the trap card Doble Passe! It changes your attack to a direct attack, and allows my monster to direct attack you afterwards. In addition to that, my monster can direct attack next turn!" Alexis yelled, before bracing herself from the next attack.
Of course in a normal duel, she would have been completely unharmed from the holographic whip, but since she was still on a boat in the middle of a lake, the wind caused by the duel disks realism effect, would shake her boat, requiring her to brace and balance in order to not fall off.
Alexis LP 4900 - 2600
After Alexis successfully survived the attack, it was now Jaden's turn. Jaden held his arms in front of him and got his legs into a battle stance, ready to take the Neko Demon's attack. Though the Neko Demon was a craft bitch and instead attacked from below. Syrus cringed as Jaden was kicked in the balls by a holographic demonic cat chibi. Thankfully, it wasn't real, so Jaden wasn't keeled over in pain, but the wind almost knocked him off the boat and made him fall over in the boat, which led his head to go overboard. Thankfully, the rest of his body stayed dry.
Jaden LP 3000 - 1650
Jaden pulled his head out of the water and shook some of the remaining water off his head. "I end my turn." he said, slowly standing back up. "Ugh, that Alexis is something else. Sacrificing her own Life Points just so she could get to mine." Jaden muttered to himself
Alexis sweetly leaned forward. "So, Jaden? Impressed?" she asked, while sticking out her tongue in the cute and not offensive way.
"Impressed? I think I'm in love." Jaden said in the platonic and not romantic way.
"Aw, how sweet. Too bad I have to crush you now." Alexis replied as she drew her next card. "And I drew the perfect card to defeat you with! The Seal of Oricackamalos!" she yelled, holding up the powerful field spell in her hand to show Jaden.
(Authors Note: Insert English version of the Seal of Orichalcos theme here.)
"Oh no! The Seal of Orichalcos? You're going to take my soul?" Jaden yelled in surprise.
"Uh, hearing aids please, I said the Seal of OriCACKAMALOS." Alexis replied.
"Oh. Hey, wait a minute, I thought they banned this card!" Jaden yelled in frustration.
"Jokes on you, I'm using the super controversial February 2001 banlist rule that was never changed and that states that the Seal of Oricackamalos can be legally changed from forbidden to limited in a deck containing monsters with less than 750 attack points and no semi or fully limited cards!" Alexis explained, before placing the very controversial knockoff field spell in the field spell slot of her duel disk.
Jaden watched as the Seal of Orichalcos drew itself on the field, but unlike the real thing, there was no forcefield preventing either player from leaving, so there were no souls on the line.
"Now, all of my non-light monsters, like the Neko Demon, gain a 500 attack point boost!" she said, as her monsters attack points increased.
M - Chibi Dancer Maid
Atk 100 - 600
M - Dancer Neko Demon
Atk 1350 - 1850
"Now, with the increased power my M - Dancer Neko Demon gained and the effect of Doble Passe, I'll end this duel right now! Direct Attack!" she yelled, triggering her monster to pounce Jaden.
Jaden saw this and quickly threw his only card in his hand into the graveyard. "I discard Kuriboh to negate the damage! And, even if she can attack again, you wasted the only Direct Attack Double Passe provided you!" Jaden screamed as Kuriboh jumped in front of the Neko Demon, blocking the attack.
Alexis gritted her teeth. "Then I end my turn with one face-down." she said, slightly annoyed. However, she smiled afterwards. "However, you without a hand and with less life points, it seems that Syrus's fate may be grim." she said as her Life Points once again increased.
Alexis LP 2600 - 3500
Syrus groaned in despair from his point. He probably would have said something negative about the situation and that he would be expelled, but the gag in his mouth that Mindy provided was making that impossible. However, Jaden did get the message somehow, despite being very far away from Syrus and on a boat in a lake with waves that would block any chances of Jaden hearing Syrus.
"Don't worry Sy, I promise that I'll do everything in my power to win this duel for you, so hang tight… not that you can do otherwise." Jaden yelled, loud enough for Syrus to hear.
Alexis heard and thought to herself. "Jaden, you shouldn't make promises that you can't keep." she thought as she watched Jaden draw his next card.
"I hope I'm not making a promise that I can't keep." Jaden thought as he drew his next card. When he saw which card it was, he grinned. "Alright, I just drew a card known as Gambler Kuriboh! If I discard him, I call a number from 1 to 6. Then I roll a die and if I get a number equal or higher than the number I called, I can draw cards equal to the number I called. Of course, this card has a twist, if I call it wrong, I banish the number of cards I called from the top of my deck face down." Jaden explained.
Alexis was visibly surprised when Jaden explained the card. If Jaden called his number correctly, there was a chance the advantage could shift to Jaden.
"Alright, I call a four!" Jaden said as the holographic die, thrown by the Kuriboh fell on top of the water, rolled around and then landed. It landed on a 4. "Alright, now I can draw four cards!" Jaden said as he drew his cards.
Jaden looked at his new cards and snickered to himself as a new plan formed. "Alright Alexis, time for a new monster to take the field!" Jaden exclaimed, readying the monster in his hand.
Alexis looked at her face-down, which was Time Machine, which was useless in her current situation, but would serve her well if Jaden managed to summon a powerful monster.
"I summon Maiden In Love in attack position!" Jaden yelled, as a petite brunette in an orange dress appeared on the field.
(Maiden In Love) Lv 2
Atk: 400 Def: 300
Alexis couldn't help but laugh. "Ha. Maiden In Love's special effect only works on males, Jaden. If you couldn't tell, all of my monsters happen to be female!" Alexis said, but to her surprise, Jaden didn't falter.
"Yeah, I was getting to that. See, I already know that Maiden In Love has a male- only effect, but that will change when I play the continuous spell, Bisexualism!" Jaden said, as a rainbow aura surrounded his maiden. "This card adds a Maiden counter to every monster you summon and that is currently on the field, regardless of gender!" Jaden explained, surprising Alexis.
"But, wait… that means…" Alexis said as her monsters each gained a heart in front of them.
"Yup, I can now activate, Cupid's Kiss! I can equip this to my Maiden In Love to steal your monsters away whenever I take damage from an attack! Now, my maiden, attack M - Dancer Neko Demon." Jaden yelled.
The maiden nodded and ran towards Alexis's monster. The Neko Demon pounced the maiden, causing Jaden's Life Points to lower, but it then stopped and held out it's hand towards the maiden. The maiden accepted it and took M - Dancer Neko Demon onto Jaden's side of the field.
Jaden LP 1650 - 200
M - Dancer Neko Demon
Atk 1850 - 1350
A bead of sweat came down Alexis's cheek as she eyed the last card Jaden had in his hand.
"Now, I'll attack your M - Chibi Dancer Maid with my new M - Dancer Neko Demon!" Jaden yelled. M - Dancer Neko Demon followed Jaden's orders and pounced the poor maid monster.
Alexis was quick to react. "I activate her effect and take one chibi counter off of her to stop your attack in its tracks!" Alexis countered, as a forcefield prevented the two monsters from colliding. However, Alexis paled when she remembered her monsters second ability.
Jaden smirked. "I seem to recall you telling me this monster can keep attacking if it's attack is negated. So, I'll attack again!" Jaden yelled, forcing Alexis to remove another counter from her maid.
"Don't think I'm done yet Alexis, attack once more M - Dancer Neko Demon!" Jaden commanded, forcing Alexis to remove the last Chibi counter on her monster.
Alexis gasped as her protected maid was suddenly wide open. "D-damn! I'm wide open!" she cried out.
"That's right, now for the finishing blow! M - Dancer Neko Demon, finish that maid off with your last attack!" Jaden yelled. For the final time, the Neko Demon jumped up and pounced the maid, this time successfully destroying it.
Alexis LP 3500 - 2750
Alexis gasped as she was left wide open. "Now, Really Scary Kuriboh Of A Thousand Tortures, attack Alexis directly!" Jaden ordered. The Kuriboh grabbed yet another whip and cracked in Alexis's face, almost making her lose her balance.
Alexis LP 2750 - 450
Alexis regained her balance and got ready to draw her next card, forgetting about Jaden's last card. "Ugh, I take it, that's it?" she asked.
Jaden smiled and stuck out his tongue. "Nope, I activate De-Fusion. I unfuse my Really Scary Kuriboh Of A Thousand Tortures into its original components. Then, I attack you with them." he said, pointing to Alexis dramatically.
Alexis's eyes widened. "But that means…" she started.
"Yup!" Jaden replied as his hairy balls bounced into Alexis's face.
Alexis LP 450 - 0
"I lose…" Alexis said in a shocked tone, as the duel disks powered off.
(To be continued in Chapter 4: Emergency! Aroused Mindy!)
M - Chibi Dancer Bunni Girl (Wind)
Lv1
ATK: 500 DEF: 100
Fairy/Effect
When this card is summoned, add 3 Chibi counters on this card. If this card is destroyed by card effect, remove 1 Chibi counter instead to negate the destruction. If this card is for an attack or attacks, negate the battle by removing 1 Chibi counter. Every time this card loses a Chibi counter from battle, increase this card's base ATK by 600.
M - Chibi Dancer Neko (Wind)
Lv1
ATK: 350 DEF: 350
Fairy/Effect
When this card is summoned, add 3 Chibi counters on this card. If this card is destroyed by card effect, remove 1 Chibi counter instead to negate the destruction. If this card is for an attack or attacks, negate the battle by removing 1 Chibi counter. If this card is normal summoned, you can search your deck for another M - Chibi Dancer Neko and Special summon it to the field.
M - Dancer Neko Demon (Wind)
Lv5
ATK: 1350 DEF: 1550
Fairy/Effect/Fusion
M - Chibi Dancer Neko + M - Chibi Dancer Neko
If this card attacks and the attack is negated (not redirected) then this card can attack again. When this monster is successfully fusion summoned, you can destroy one face-up monster on your opponent's field.
M - Chibi Dancer Maid (Wind)
Lv1
ATK: 100 DEF: 0
Fairy/Effect
When this card is summoned, add 3 Chibi counters on this card. If this card is destroyed by card effect, remove 1 Chibi counter instead to negate the destruction. If this card is for an attack or attacks, negate the battle by removing 1 Chibi counter. During your End Phase, gain 300 LP for every Chibi counter on this card.
Dominant Kuriboh (Dark)
Lv1
ATK: 300 DEF: 200
Fiend/Effect
Once per turn, while this card is on the field face-up during your Main Phase along with a face-up Masochist Kuriboh, you can activate Masochist Kuriboh's second effect automatically without requiring a battle.
Really Scary Kuriboh Of A Thousand Tortures (Dark)
Lv6
Fiend/Effect/Fusion
ATK: 300 DEF: 200
This card gains 1000 ATK for every Masochist Kuriboh and Dominant Kuriboh in your GY. Once per turn, you can pay 2000 LP, destroy one monster on your opponent's side of the field. This effect cannot be negated by Spells and Trap cards.
Gambler Kuriboh (Fire)
Lv1
ATK: 300 DEF: 200
Pyro/Effect
You can discard this card and if you do, declare a number from 1 to 6. Then roll a 6-sided die. If the number you declared is equal or more than the number you roll, draw the amount of cards equal to the number you declared. If you roll lower than the number you declare, banish the amount of cards equal to the number you declared from the top of your deck, face-down.
Bisexualism (Spell)
(Continuous Spell)
When this card is activated, add 1 Maiden counter to all opponent monsters regardless of gender. Whenever the opponent summons a female monster, add 1 Maiden counter to it.
Super Mega Kawaii Desu Tank (Spell)
(Equip Spell)
Target one "Kuriboh" monster. It gains 1700 ATK.
Smol Kuriboh Drawer (Spell)
(Normal Spell)
Discard one card. Then look at the top 5 card of your deck. If any of them are "Kuriboh" monsters, add them to your hand. Shuffle your deck afterwards.
Dominant Kuriboh Calling (Trap)
(Normal Trap)
Activate when your opponent declares an attack. If you have a Masochist Kuriboh on the field, you may summon a Dominant Kuriboh from your deck. If summoned this way, it cannot be targeted for an attack for the rest of the turn. If you have a Dominant Kuriboh on the field, you may summon a Masochist Kuriboh from your deck. If summoned this way, it cannot be targeted for an attack for the rest of the turn.
Seal of Oricackamalos (Spell)
(Field Spell)
All non-Light monsters on the controller's side of the field gain 500 ATK. This card cannot be used to take peoples souls.
Here's an OC card that will appear in the next chapter:
Leggy Lamb (Earth)
Lv4
Beast/Effect
ATK: 1300 DEF: 1400
On the turn this card is summoned, it can target one opponent monster. That monster cannot be tributed, cannot attack and cannot change battle positions because it is too entranced by this monsters thicc legs. If this card is targeted by Metalmorph, gain 400 ATK and DEF instead.
Hope you enjoyed this chapter! - Miracle