Arthur's Fables

by silentwolf111

...Because, let's face it, that old tosser Aesop got it all wrong. Here's what REALLY happened. Featuring The Briton and the Frog, Maplestiltskin, and more!

11. The Man Who Could Cook

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~ The Man Who Could Cook ~

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Once upon a time, there was a man named Arthur who lived in England.

Despite the opinion of a certain American git with no taste, Arthur was wonderful at cooking and everybody absolutely loved all the delicious delicacies he made because Arthur was perfectly good at cooking and anyone who thought otherwise could go and piss off.

THE END.