Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN POKEMON. These scenarios all come from my own warped, twisted, and strange mind. :D
Scenes of Stupidity: A Pokémon Parody
Scene Three:
Weight Limits
"Go, Pokeball!"
The Ultra Ball sailed through the air to land (for the twenty-second time) on the ballooning stomach of the huge, irate, and exhausted Snorlax. My Ivysaur panted and regained some health from its Leech Seed still sprouting and entangling the giant snoring Pokemon.
Snorlax disappeared in a giant flash of dissolving white light, leaving the vines from Ivysaur's Leech Seed in a heap on the ground to shrivel. The Pokeball twitched for a few seconds. I watched it with baited breath—if this ball didn't hold, then I was down to only three before I'd have to faint it and waste a good half an hour of battle time.
At last, it was still. With an excited squeal, I jumped down from the ledge where I'd been directing my party to pick up the Pokeball—
—which promptly dragged my entire body to the ground as if it weighed half a ton.
Which, I reflected ruefully as I watched it transport to the box system, it probably did.
