A/N: Ever think about what would happen if you didn't have those handy-dandy free PokémonCenters?
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN POKEMON. These scenarios all come from my own warped, twisted, and strange mind. :D
Scenes of Stupidity: A Pokémon Parody
Scene Four:
Healing Properties
"Nurse Joy! Nurse Joy!" I ran into the PokémonCenter, scattering patrons to and fro as I dashed to the front counter. I leaned against it, panting, as Nurse Joy came to the front desk with her characteristically sympathetic expression.
"Hello, and welcome to the PokémonCenter. We make your Pokémonfighting fit. May I see your Pokémon?"
I handed over my belt with a sigh. "I was just fighting the Gym Leader and my whole team fainted. Do you think you can have them healed for me? I've schedule another battle with the Leader in ten minutes."
Nurse Joy smiled blandly. "Hell no."
I stared. "No?"
"No." She sighed as I continued to stare and tapped her computer screen. She did several calculations while I watched in absolute confusion.
"It'll be $20,500 to heal the party."
"$20,500?!"
"Each."
"EACH?!"
"And that's for them being well by Friday. Would you like to learn about our payment plan?"