Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN POKEMON. These scenarios all come from my own warped, twisted, and strange mind. :D
Scenes of Stupidity: A Pokémon Parody
Scene Five:
Hey, Dumbbutts!
"Ha!" I cackled to myself as yet another member of Team Idiot was defeated by yours truly. They withdrew their Zubat from the fighting area with an injured air, though they didn't look anywhere near as bad as their Pokemon once my Jolteon was finished wiping the floor with it. I looked around expectantly for my next opponent, but all I saw were the bitter faces of the losers.
"Oh well." I shrugged, starting for the staircase. "Guess it's time to meet the boss, then."
My foot was on the stairs when I heard the yell, "Hey, dumbbutts! We don't need no stinkin' Pokémon! Get 'im!"
I smacked my forehead.
"Crap."
And I was immediately swathed in at least seven tight nets which allowed me no chance to summon any of my party.
I moaned quietly to myself as they carted me away by good ol' manpower: "When did they get so smart?!"