Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN POKEMON. These scenarios all come from my own warped, twisted, and strange mind. :D
Scenes of Stupidity: A Pokémon Parody
Scene Six D:
Things to Consider While Battling:
SPEED
"Go, Pachirisu!"
I smirked. I had this one in the bag. "Go, Onix!"
My Pokemon emerged from its Pokeball with a guttural roar, completely dwarfing its squirrel-like opponent.
But before I could so much as give Onix its first order, the Pachirisu was already gnawing away at its head with Crunch. We couldn't make one attack without the damn thing flitting around and Crunching us at least three times.
Finally, I got fed up with the idiocy. "Hey, what happened to taking turns?!"
My opponent gaped at me while his Pokemon Crunched mine yet again. "Why should I?"
Needless to say, there were a bunch of Crunch(es), that match…