The white horse shakes her head and then clears her throat.
"If you came in peace you wouldn't do... Whatever you did to one of my ponies." The white horse says as she glares at Chav.
"I' was running a' Megalodon, i' looked like i' was going ta attack so I fired a warning sho'." Chav replies with a glare of his own.
"Listen, can we not just sit down and talk this out? We're here to see what was on the other end of that portal." Star explains as he points to the portal behind him.
"What portal? I don't see one." The white horse replies as she leans to the side to look past the tanks.
Star and Chav then both immediately turn around to check the portal, only to see that it's not there anymore.
"Oh fuck..." Star mumbles as his eyes widen.
"No' gonna lie, I kinda expected something like this." Chav groans as he scratches the back of his hooded head.
"Okay, there's no point getting upset. That would only make the situation worse." Star mumbles to himself in an attempt to calm himself down.
"You have fun up there, I'm gonna go have lunch with wha's her face." Chav says as he and the white horse walk towards the farmhouse.
"Wait, what? How are you so calm? How can you go and have lunch with something from another universe or whatever?" Star asks dumbfounded.
"I'm fat and ugly Star, an oppurtunity arises and I'm gonna take it." Chav replies nonchalantly.
"Hmm?" The white horse hums.
"Don' worry abou' i', where you wanna go ta discuss ma'ers?" Chav asks the white horse.
"First you should apologise to AppleJack for the damage you did to her orchard and the terrible scare you gave her." The white horse points out.
"AppleJack? Was tha' the horse I sho' a' a minute or so ago?" Chav asks.
"Yes, it would be best to apologise to her and try to get on her good side, especially after the giant hole you left in the ground." The white horse explains.
As Chav goes to stand next to the white horse both him and Star notice the size difference. The white horses head is lined up with Chav's chest. Chav standing at 6'1 made him tall to begin with but next to the white horse he looked even taller.
"Yo Star, shor'er then me." Chav says with a smile and a thumbs up.
"I don't mean to offend but I need to ask, what accent is that mister 'Chav'?" The white horse asks.
"Bri'ish, I speak like a spastic because tha's how we speak in bri'ain." Chav explains.
"A 'spas'ic'? What's that?" The white horse asks.
"He means 'spastic', he's british so he missed out the T." Star sighs as he catches up to Chav and the horse.
"'Spastic'? What's one of those?" The white horse asks.
"An offensive word used to describe the disabled." Star explains.
"How can you say such a word? Mister Chav you are one rude person." The white horse says with a glare.
"I'm disabled so it's cool." Chav waves away the criticism.
"Why use an offensive word when you yourself are disabled?" The white horse asks.
"Self deprecating humour. It's a type of joke, the person telling the joke makes fun of themself for others to laugh at." Star explains.
"Look a' you mister freak ou' being all chil 'n' shi'." Chav chuckles.
"Yeah yeah, laugh it up. I'll get you back." Star smirks.
"Obviously, I'm no' expecting a free jab." Chav says with a wink.
Star smiles and shakes his head.
"So, where is AppleJack?" Chav asks.
"Ya'll can talk?" A feminine voice with a southern accent asks in a surprised tone.
"Yep." Chav answers as he turns towards the voice to see the orange pony that was running at him earlier.
"Celestia, what are they and why did they attack mah farm?" The orange pony asks.
"Well, I don't know what they are nor do I know why they attacked your farm, that's why we're going to go discuss their mission over a lunch at Sugarcube Corner." The white horse explains.
"Oh, so you're Celestia. I'm guessing your AppleJack then?" Chav asks as he points at the orange pony.
"Yer lucky I don't just kick ya outta here. Yes, I'm AppleJack." The orange pony answers with a glare.
"Ya ran a' Megalodon, I sure as hell ain' gonna le' ya hi' her." Chav answers with a shrug of his shoulders.
"Ya scared the apples outta mah family, I wan't ya'll ta apologise to them. If you're going ta discuss stuff over a lunch then ya can do it here. So ya can say sorry ta mah brother." AppleJack says.
"I'm down with tha', wha' do you guys think?" Chav asks.
"Sure, whatever." Star answers with a sigh.
"I guess it's unanimous. We're going to AppleJack's home." Celestia says with a smile.
AppleJack mumbles something to herself before leading the group to the farmhouse.
"Who are ya friends?" An elderly yellowy green horse asks.
"I'm Chav and he's Star, pleasure ta meet ya." Chav says as he bows in front of the elderly horse.
"Now, now. No need to be so formal. Ya'll are friends of AppleJack's ya'll are friends of the family." The elderly horse giggles.
"I wouldn' really say we're friends, more like I blew up a bi' of your garden and I'm here ta apologise. Bu' yeah, we're friends." Chav says with a smirk.
"Um, what?" The elderly horse asks with a look of shock on her face.
"It doesn't matter right now Granny Smith, I'll explain later." AppleJack says as she leads the elderly horse out of the dinning room.
"Right, let's get down to buisness." Celestia says as the group sit around a table in the centre of the room.