A Hunka, Hunka Burning . . . Something?
STORY STATUS: Completed 7/21/06
SEASON: Any from 3 on
WORD COUNT: 100
AUTHORS NOTE: Written for the July 13th Jackfic drabble word "Garbage". She's at it again! Thanks, as always, to my wonderful beta, Cokie!
"Just throw it in the garbage, Carter. I'll start up the grill."
"It's not burnt. It's just a little dark."
"Dark, Sam? It's burnt to a crisp."
"Come on, Daniel, it's not that bad. Just put some barbeque sauce on it and it'll be fine."
"Nothing will help that."
"Teal'c, tell them it's fine."
"I can not. I can no longer ascertain what it is. Or was."
"Good one, T! Just give it up, Carter. We're all starving here and that whatever it was is a crispy critter."
"Just scrap off the burnt parts."
"They'll be nothing left!"
"Ouch!"
THE END