Carter's Cooking

by Mickey3

A series of drabbles and ficlets in which my muse has decided to be very mean to Carter, unmercifully picking on her cooking. Repeat after me. The writer is not evil. The Muse is evil.

11. Incoming!

Incoming!

STORY STATUS: Completed 9/7/06

WORD COUNT: 100

AUTHORS NOTE: Written for the September 1st JackFic drabble phrase "I could be wrong, but..." The evil muse strikes again! Many thanks to my beta reader, Cokie! Also, thanks to Cokie for the title.

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"I could be wrong, but..."

"Carter! You know I don't like it when you start a sentence like that. Especially in my kitchen!"

Sam glared at her CO and friend. "Yes, sir."

"Sam, is it supposed to do that?"

"Take cover!" Teal'c shouted as the lid of the pan suddenly shot across the room.

All four members of SG-1 hit the floor as it crashed into the far wall.

"That's it! You are officially banned from cooking in my kitchen. Forever!"

"Too bad I can't ban her from all kitchens." Jack muttered to Teal'c.

Crap! Jack tried to duck.

"Ouch!"

THE END