"Probably, I don't know." Star sighs his answer.
"I ge' ta extend my collection." Chav says in a voice that gives away his smirk.
"Oh god, not your collection." Star groans.
"I'm kidding, I'm kidding. You never actually saw the collection did you?" Chav asks.
"No, I told you I didn't want to see the porn you have from all of the different places we've been." Star answers.
"It's no' porn, it's pics of all the families we me' along our journeys." Chav says happily into the radio.
"All of them?" Star asks.
"Every single one." Chav answers with a smile.
"Pull over." Star commands as he parks his T110E5.
Chav then pulls over and parks in front of Star.
"Wha' is i'?" Chav asks as he climbs out of his tank and to the floor.
"You said all of them right?" Star asks.
"Yes, all of them." Chav repeats.
"Even Curie?" Star asks.
Chav then holds out a picture in his hand. Star takes the picture and looks at it. A picture of a woman with short brown hair wearing a checkered shirt and jeans. On the picture the words "Mon amour xoxo" in lipstick with the word "Star" writen underneath it.
"She took this for me? Why did you have it?" Star asks.
"You know we'll never see her again, I didn' want you ta ge' all depressed." Chav answers.
"I'll be fine. Thanks for looking after this picture for me." Star says with a happy smile.
"All of the pictures are similar to that. Some say 'Thanks for everything!' and have a family in the background and others have confessions on them like that one." Chav explains.
"You even have one of Scalet Clawhanson?" Star asks.
"You know that's no' 'er name." Chav chuckles. "Scales was my 'Curie'. Of course she gave me a pic. I have no idea how she did i' bu' she did."
Chav then hands Star another picture, this time when Star looks at it he sees a large black reptilian creature with long sharp claws and white eyes, she's wearing a large really odd looking red miniskirt and a blue, ripped and stretched vault suit. On the picture under her arm is the words "RAWR X3".
"I hated the way she wrote, it was... I don't even wanna say the word." Star chuckles.
"I was the same for a while bu' i' grew on me, i' started to become cu'e ta me. Probably because she did it." Chav chuckles in return.
"You really liked her huh?" Star asks.
"Yeah... Who'd have though'. Neither of us wan'ed a human." Chav smiles.
"Curie's a human." Star argued.
"Synth's are robots, I'm righ', you're wrong." Chav replies with a smirk.
"You know what I meant." Star groans. "I meant she looked human."
"Yeah, yeah. Chav is righ' again." Chav grins.
"Wha'ever. Can we just get back to the road? I got what I wanted." Star says as he hands Chav the picture of "Scales" back.
Chav takes the picture and climbs back up his tank, star doing the same.
"Yo Star, any idea where our friend is?" Chav asks over the radio.
"Near some lake or something, they said it would be in the forest." Star answers.
Chav then turns to the right and into the forest.
"You're going to destroy the trees you idiot." Star growls into the radio.
"Oh no! The poor trees! Le' me ge' ou' really quick and help them back up." Chav sarcastically replies.
"Asshole." Star grumbles.
"Wha' was tha'? I couldn't hear you over my fucks migrating away for the summer." Chav says in a voice that gave away his grin.
"That was a new one, I've never actually heard of that one." Star mumbles to himself.
"I'm just so cool, big AND strong that I can come up with stuff like tha' on the spot." Chav chuckles.
"No you're not, you're not cool." Star sighs.
"Sorry can' hear you, my cool is too loud." Chav replies.
"God damn it." Star groans.
"You mean 'Chav damn i' '." Chav laughs.
Star let out a sigh so strong that it melted the fabric of space and time, destroying all known things in the universe. Or... Just enough to kill the bug on his turret.
"JERRY! You sick monster!" Chav shouts into the radio.
"Jerry? Who's Jerry?" Star asks.
"The poor, defenceless, handsome, ha' wearing, spider tha' was on your turre'." Chav sniffles.
"I feel bad, I really wanted to see a hat wearing spider." Star mumbles.
"Daddy? Are you there?" A high pitched voice asks into the radio.
"I'm sorry swee'ie, daddy is no' coming back." Chav whimpers into the mic.
"I feel like a douchebag for killing a spider..." Star grumbles.
"Come here swee'ie." Chav mumbles.
The sound of rustling can be heard coming from 'Megalodon'.
"Will you look after me until daddy gets back?" The high pitched voice asks.
"Of course I will, I'll make up for wha' happened ta ya dad." Chav sighs.
"Don't tell her, don't do it." Star says into the radio.
"I won', she doesn' need ta know about your 'mistake'." Chav spits into the radio.
"I'm gonna say nothing that involves this." Star mumbles to himself.
"Come on swee'ie, le's ge' this finished then we can ge' some ice cream with flies in i'." Chav says happily.
"Yes... Mr. Chav..." The high pitched voice sniffles.
"Just call me Chav, no need for the mister." Chav says happily.
"Can I call you... Spider Daddy?" The high pitched voice asks.
"I mean, sure, I guess. No' a fan of being called Daddy..." Chav mumbles to himself.
"I just cracked my fingers and it hurt A LOT, I think I might have broken them." Star whimpers into the radio.
"Stop it." Chav says into the radio.
"No Chav, you can't stop me." Star argues as he cracks his fingers again.
"I have no sympathy for you." Chav sighs.