A/ N: Guess what??? I got my 10 reviews! Wh00p, wh00p:-3 Teehee. So here's the next chapter of the - much loved - "My Kitten's Every Wish"!!!
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My Kitten's Every Wish
.:: Six ::.
"Hmm…" Ichigo sat down her sundae on her desk as she stood there thinking; "My next wish is… ooh! I know." Ichigo smiled that cute little kitten smile, "I want a bucket of fresh fish from the lake!" Ichigo licked her lips just picturing the fish wiggling around in her mouth while she clamps down with her two sharp fangs with shear joy.
"Fish?" Kish scratched his head.
"Hai. Sakana." ("Yes. Fish.") Ichigo replied.
What are fish again? Is that those green scaly things that are always swimming around the water? Kish thought while standing in front of Ichigo in a daze.
"Where's my fish?" Ichigo asked.
"Oh, right. I'll be right back." Kish smirked as he teleported, leaving Ichigo sitting there, anticipating her bucket of fish…
"Ii yo. Here you go, Ichigo." Kish smiled as he teleported back in front of Ichigo with his catch at hand.
"Arigatou Quiche— AH! NYA!" Ichigo hopped up onto her desk chair while eyeing what Kish had at hand.
"What's wrong koneko-chan?" Kish tilted his head at her.
"That's not a fish!" Ichigo pointed at it.
"It's not?" Kish stared at the catch, "Then what the heck is it?"
"That's an alligator!" Ichigo yelled.
"An alligator?" Kish stared at it as he held it by the tail; it was just a baby but it tried desperately to snap at Kish. Kish didn't understand why Ichigo was so afraid of it. "Then what is a fish?" Kish looked up at the, still frightened, Ichigo.
"Just get that thing out of here!!!" Ichigo screamed.
"Fine…" Kish sighed as he twisted the alligator's neck and threw it out the window. Ichigo glared at him.
"Why did you do that to that baby alligator?" Ichigo stepped off of her chair as she folded her arms.
"You were scared of it." Kish folded his arms as well.
"You didn't have to kill it!" Ichigo yelled at him.
"You're such a nag sometimes Ichigo…" Kish snubbed his nose.
"A nag?" Ichigo clenched her fists.
Slap!"That'll teach you to call me a nag." Ichigo turned her back towards the red-faced Kish.
Kish touched his cheek where she had slapped him. So feisty… Kish thought devilishly.
"What the heck is a fish anyways?" Kish asked. Ichigo turned back around towards him with her arms still laying over top of each other in a dignified manner.
"They're considered seafood, and some people even have them as pets… they um…" Ichigo thought of a way to describe them, "They wiggle around a lot and they have gills that they breathe with. They live in water too, and they do this…" Ichigo put the sides of her hands against her face and flapped them up and down, trying to resemble a fish; but she just looked like an idiot… good thing neighbors weren't looking…
"Ii yo." ("Okay.") Kish smirked, "I'll go get one."
Ichigo sat back down on her chair and waited for him to return…
"Okay… fish… hmmm…" Kish looked around the city as he flew through the air, "Huh?" Kish looked down at a store with a big, yellow sign that read, "Tokyo Pets".
Pets? Kish thought, Ichigo did say some people kept them as pets… Kish flew down to the sidewalk, landing gracefully, and walked through the entrance of the pet store.
"Hello sir, may I help you today?" a young lady with fine, brown hair greeted him at the door; she had a big contrived smile across her face as she stood there with her hands behind her back…
"I need fish." Kish folded his arms as he replied to the young lady.
"Over here." The lady walked in front of him and led him to another part of the store where there were fish galore… angel fish, goldfish, African fighter fish, Koi fish…
"I want that one." Kish pointed to a small golden guppy in the back of a tank.
"That one? Um, alright…" the lady bent down and open cabinets beneath the tanks, pulling out a small, black net; it looked about as cheap as her smile… the lady opened the top of the tank and dipped the net inside, trapping the fish in it. She pulled it out and stuck it in a small plastic bag filled with warm water from the tank.
"Here you go." The lady smiled. Kish snatched it from her and began to head out the door. "Um, you have to pay for that…" her smile fell form her face, "Wait! You can't just walk out without paying!" the lady ran after Kish and laid her hand on his shoulder. "You must pay for that fish." She said. Kish turned around as he swung the bag over his shoulder as he hung onto it; the lady stared at him as if he were crazy…
"I'm not going to pay a human for a worthless fish." He shoved her hand off as he exited the store. The lady watched as he flew into the sky with the guppy.
"That's it! I quit!" the lady through down her badge and grabbed her jacket, heading out the door…
Kish flew and teleported into Ichigo's room while she was sitting at her desk and playing with an eraser.
"Here's your fish." Kish held out his hand with the bag containing the small, golden guppy.
"Quiche!" Ichigo jumped up and grabbed the bag from his hand. She stared at the golden guppy inside, turned over on its back. "The poor fish… it's dead…" Ichigo held up the bag in Kish's face.
"You wanted a fish!" Kish said and crossed his arms.
"Okay for one, this is a pet fish… not the kind you eat, and second, I said I wanted a bucket of fish. This is only one…" Ichigo explained.
"Well how in the heck am I supposed to get you a bucket of fish that you'll appreciate?" Kish asked.
"Well, you're the Guardian Angel… can't you just, snap your fingers or something?" Ichigo asked.
"Well, I can't… okay? I have to uh… gather my thoughts outside before I can just make one appear. Even if I'm your Guardian Angel, I can't just show my powers in front of a human…" Kish said.
"Geez…" Ichigo rolled her eyes; "This time, can you at least get me fish from the lake, and not a pet store?"
"Hai." ("Yes.") Kish nodded.
"I'm hungry if you don't mind, so hurry up and poof my bucket of fish already…" Ichigo crossed her arms, "I'm going to go get some milk…" Ichigo walked out of her room and headed for the kitchen.
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"Lake fish…" Kish teleported out of her room and began flying over the city. Where's a lake around here? Kish thought as he looked all over beneath him. Here's one. Kish hovered over a rather large lake with a few old men in boats with their fishing rods. Kish crossed his arms as he hovered above them with a mischievous smirk. One of the old men was leaning against the inside of the boat with his brown hat tipped over, covering his glasses that rested low on his nose, while he held the fishing rod in-between both of his hands. The other old man seemed to be awake with the rod tight at hand as he gave the lake a death glare; if looks could kill, the lake would be dried up…
Kish slowly hovered down just a few inches above the water behind the boat. He could hear the snoring of the one man as he laid back; it sounded as if he was trying to hack up a hairball with all of those rough snorting sounds…
"Konnichiwa humans." Kish greeted the men as he stayed behind the boat. The one man stayed asleep while the other man turned his neck a bit so he could see by the corner of his eye.
"Martha, is that you?" the old man asked in a curmudgeonly tone. "I told you not to follow me here. Don't you torture me enough at home with all that nagging?" the man snorted as he turned his back, again, towards Kish. Kish hovered closer to the boat as he jerked the rod away.
"Hey! Martha! Give me that back you old hag!" the man yelled.
"Huh what? Is it World War III!" The other old man quickly jumped at the sound of the other man's voice and had a freaked out expression across his face.
"It's just Martha, George." The old man patted the other one to calm him down.
"Oh— okay…" the man took off his hat and pushed up his glasses, squinting at Kish. "Martha, Martha— is your hair getting blue, or is it just me?" the old man asked.
"I told her to dye it, but no, who listens to Carl?" the man folded his arms.
"Baka humans…" Kish snubbed his nose as he hovered across the lake.
"Martha! Give me back my rod, you old hag!" the old man, supposed named Carl, called across the lake as he waved his arms around in the air.
Kish stared at the rod as he held it close to his eyes.
"How does this baka thing work?" he shook it and the line fell into the water; little rings of water floated out from where the line was dropped as Kish stared down at it. Kish blinked as the bait at the end of the line bobbed around in the water.
Dip.
"Huh? – Whoa!" Kish's arm was jerked down into the water; Kish caught himself and grabbed the line with both of his hands, leaving the rod itself to dangle just over the water. "What the heck is pulling this thing?" Kish growled as he jerked up the line and a squirming fish came flying out of the water and detached from the line. Kish dropped the line and flew over, catching the fish in-between both of his hands.
"Gottcha." Kish smirked. "Huh?" the fish wiggled and jumped straight out of his hands. "Oh no you don't!" Kish jumped from direction to direction, catching as well as dropping the fish, until finally the fish jumped and landed on the grass on the edge of the lake…
"Huff— puff…" Kish breathed heavily as he grasped onto the land. "Only… a few more to go…" Kish pushed himself up to his feet and stared down at the lake.
2 Hours Later…"Here!" Kish slammed what he was carrying on the ground of Ichigo's front yard… Ichigo opened her window and stared down at him.
"What in the— why are you wet?" Ichigo asked.
"Don't worry about why I'm wet!" Kish yelled with a hint of frustration; "It took a lot of energy to grant you your wish of fish." Kish folded his arms.
"Um… Quiche?" Ichigo said.
"Hai?" ("Yes?") Kish smirked as he stared up at her.
"I asked for only a bucket full— not a boat full…" Ichigo stated. Kish stared down at his fish all squirming around in the big wooden boat…
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"Martha! I'll get you for this!" Carl yelled as his pants hung from a tree over the lake.
"It's kind of nice up here Carl." George smiled as he stared over the lake as he hung from his shirt…
A/ N: I hope everyone liked this chapter and thought it was funny. :-) Please review!!!