"Is this the place?" Chav asks as the pair come to a stop near the waters edge.
"Yeah, this is it. This is where AppleJack said she met it even though Celestia said it would be near a river. Be ready anyway, who knows who's right." Star says through the radio.
Chav turns his turret to look around while keeping the tanks hull in place.
"I'm abou' ta ge' me a shi' ton of money." Chav says excitedly.
A few seconds later a loud growl comes from the centre of the swamp. After the growl stops four large yellow heads peek through the scum and muck of the swamp water.
"You ready for shi' ta ge' real?" Chav asks.
"As ready as I'm going to be." Star answers.
The creature then starts to rise out of the water, it's entire length coming to an amazing 35ft tall.
"A nice big easy targe' for me ta hi'." Chav grins.
"Aim for it's legs, if we get rid of its legs then it will be easier to capture." Star points out.
The large yellow creature then steps out of the swamp water and onto the surrounding dirt.
"Ready ta fire." Chav says through the radio.
"FIRE!" Star shouts.
Chav then aims his tanks gun between the hydra's legs and pulls the trigger. The explosion is large enough to blow both of the creatures legs off, causing it to fall onto it's back with a screech of pain.
"Wha' are we mean' ta do now?" Chav asks as the radio lets out a crackle.
"Celestia said she'd be watching, she'll be here in a second I guess." Star explains.
"I did say that, yes." Celestia says from behind Star.
Star lets out a high pitched scream of terror.
"Oops, sorry." Celestia giggles.
"Jesus Christ, you scared the dignity out of me." Star pants as he holds his chest.
"Tha' was amazing. I'm glad I got ta hear ya shi' yaself." Chav laughs.
"Shut up." Star grumbles.
"I see that you managed to not kill our little problem here." Celestia says as she spawns in two large sacks of gold coins.
"What are these?" Star asks.
"B500,000 for you both." Celestia answers happily.
"Right... Oh! B1,000,000 between us! Got it." Star says as a wave of realisation hits him.
"Wha' abou' our base? We need some where ta rest and I need a place ta work on our tanks." Chav points out.
"It's not finished but it's built enough for what you need it for." Celestia answers.
"Do we have a place to store our food and water?" Star asks.
"Not yet, that's what we're finishing. Don't worry I saw the bags of food in your tank before you left." Celestia explains.
"Wow, you fuckers are quick if you can bea' us ta our tanks." Chav chuckles.
"Well, we can teleport." Celestia points out.
"True, ya know, you should tell me abou' i' over dinner." Chav offers in a voice that gave away his smile.
"Oh my god..." Star mumbles as he rubs his face with his hands.
"Sure, you could tell me a little about where your from and how... Relationships work there." Celestia says happily.
"Really?" Chav asks excitedly.
"No, sorry." Celestia giggles.
"Can't blame a guy for trying." Chav says with a shrug of his shoulders.
"We've been here for less then a full day and you're already flirting with Celestia..." Star groans.
"I'm sorry I must be going, the base entrance is next to the Apple family farmhouse. Apple Bloom said she'd take you to it so you should go meet her at the farmhouse. Anyway, I hope you enjoy the rest of your times. here and if you need any help don't forget to ask." Celestia says as she bows her head before teleporting away.
"Well then, le's head back ta the farmhouse I guess." Chav says to Star.
As the two look back towards the large yellow creature they see a group of white horned in gold armour gathering around the hydra.
============ 1 hour later ===========
The pair park their tanks outside of the Apple family farmhouse and knock on the front door. The door opens revealing an excited Apple Bloom.
"You're finally here! Let's go!" Apple Bloom excitedly shouts as she bites onto Chavs hand and drags him back towards the tanks.
"Back to the tanks I guess." Star sighs before turning and following the pair back towards the tanks.
"Can I drive?" Apple Bloom asks Chav.
"Sure, go ahead." Chav answers as he lifts Apple Bloom up onto Megalodon's hull.
Chav then climbs into Megalodon and Star into his T110E5. Chav then sits down in his seat and gets comfortable before letting Apple Bloom sit on his lap.
Chav and Star then both starts their tanks engines, Apple Bloom then steers 'Megalodon' towards a grass field across a dirt road from the Apple family farmhouse.
"All we have to do is park one of the tanks on that small patch of dirt." Apple Bloom explains as she points to a 3ft square patch of dirt that had been cut out of the grass.
Apple Bloom then steers 'Megalodon' onto the patch of dirt and Chav lets go of the gas, parking the tank on top of the dirt patch. As they do so the ground lets out a hiss and steam bursts through a seam in the ground.
"Woah, this looks like it's gonna be amazing." Star says into the radio.
"Ya fuckin' righ' i's gonna be amazing." Chav laughs.
A large 40ft square area of grass then slides out of revealing a concrete room beneath.
"A garage!" Chav says excitedly.
"Nice, somewhere to park the tanks." Star says with a happy smile.
"There's a lot more in there, lets go look!" Apple Bloom giggles excitedly.
The trio then drive into the concrete room and see that, not just is it 40ft wide it's also 30ft long.
"This is perfect." Chav mumbles.
"Yeah it is." Star agrees with a nod.
A white door sits against the grey concrete walls. In front of the door stands a blue pony with a white mane, wearing a red miniskirt and a blue shirt with gold trims.
The trio park up their tanks before exiting them and approaching the blue pony.
"Yo, so... Celestia never told us there'd be someone wai'ing here for us." Chav says as he awkwardly rubs his left forearm with his right hand.
"I was told that a 'Chav' was going to be here and that he was going to take me on a date, that's what Celestia told me anyway." The blue pony mumbles in a very feminine voice.
Chav then notices something about the pony. It's muzzle is squarer then the others he'd met so far.
"I don' wanna seem rude but are ya like a differen' species of pony or something? You have a different look ta the others we've me'. Your face is more... Square. The others all had the same face shape. No intend to offend, my friend." Chav asks.
"Hmm? Oh! *Giggles* the reason my face is squarer is because I'm a stallion." The blue pony giggles in his.
"Oh fuck, my fucking... holy shit... I can' even..." Chav mumbles as he starts to sweat.
"Oh, do I make you uncomfortable? I'm sorry, I'll... I'll leave..." The blue pony whimpers.
"Trust me, it's not what you think. He won't want you to leave." Star chuckles.
"Huh?" The blue pony asks.
"In our world you're what's known as a trap. A male that dresses and acts like a female. Chav here LOVES traps." Star explains.
"Oh!" The blue pony giggles. "It's nice to see someone can like someone like me."
"Oh god my hear'." Chav pants out as he wipes the sweat from his forehead.
"After your little friend has shown you around I'll be ready for that date." The blue pony says to Chav with a wink before walking out of the concrete room and through the white door.
"Star... Have I died and gone ta heaven?" Chav asks.
"No, you'd never stand a chance of making it to heaven." Star smirks.
"Shit, then hell ain' so bad." Chav smiles happily.