Cardboard Cookies
By Mickey
Status: Completed 9/26/2008
Word Count: 126
Author's Notes: When I started this series I hadn't really figured that it would ever end, but as someone pointed out, Carter would eventually get a cookbook. I've decided that, soon, she will. Once she does, this series will start winding down and, shortly thereafter, will end. Not too soon, though! Unbeted. Any mistake are my own.
Daniel took a tentative bite of his cookie. While it tasted more like cardboard than oatmeal and was dry, it didn't make him want to instantly gag or hurl.
"Well?" Jack demanded.
Daniel opened his mouth to speak and nearly choked on the half chewed bite.
"Oh come on, Daniel, it can't be that bad." San groused. "I didn't even burn them this time and I followed the recipe. Sorta."
"A minor miracle." Jack muttered as he leaned towards Teal'c, who gave a minute nod in agreement.
"They're . . . ah . . . a little dry." He squeaked.
Jack picked up one of the cookies. "So, Danny, cardboard or Styrofoam?" he asked with a grin. The smile faltered as he looked at a very ticked off Carter. "Ah crap."
"Ouch!"
THE END