Bride of Hell?

'Giant fancy leather chair……hey……is that a pair of Chanel shoes?' An could have never guessed that those pair of shoes belonged to the king of hell himself.

"Idiot! Took you long enough to get here! How many centuries must I wait?"

The chair swiveled around to reveal a boy who looked barely older than her.

"Ummm…..hey, can you tell me where Lucifer is? You see that supposedly dead singer just shoved me in here and I'm not exactly sure where here is, well, actually I do, this is like, Hell, but still I'm looking for-"

"Gosh! Will you SHUT UP! Woman, you are too noisy! I didn't send you here to yap your trap!"

"What? Wait……your……Lucifer?"

"Damn straight! Who did you suppose I was?"

"Well, I'd expected him to be, ya know…..old, red, horns on the top of his head….with a pitchfork……"

The boy snorted, "Hell no! That was Lucifer no. 1, when that idiot decided to pop up on Earth…..well…..though, he is still here……"

"Lucifer no.1? You mean there are more of you?" An asked, head throbbing from all this new information.

"Well no……technically, people that are sent to hell are mostly 'bad' people but some are sent cuz their workaholics and it would really help out around here…..you'd be surprised by the number of people who come here, you see, some workers get 'promoted' Lucifer is just basically a title….."

"Wait! Hold up…..so you're saying this place is for people who WANT to work for eternity? Then Heaven must be for lazy people….."

"No, Heaven is just like what humans describe it as, peaceful and what not, but you still have to follow the commandments."

"But I-"

"I know, I know, you donated 15 dollars, but if you weren't paying attention to what Fuji were telling you about….."

"That's right! Your that asshole that sent me here! Yeah? Well guess what? I'm gonna haunt you until you turn back time so I wouldn't be crushed under that truck!"

The boy smirked, "So, your going to be by my side for eternity than?"

An glowered, "Heck no! I happen to be a very persuasive person!"

The boy snorted, "Well guess what missy, I'm not gonna change my mind, besides, I sent you here to be MY bride."

An paled," W-wh-what?"

"You heard me."

"You…..you….you….bast-"

"My name is not you or SOB," 'Shit that guy heard me!'(Refer to chp.2) "Not asshole not bastard, but……" He gave a devilish grin, "My name is Kirihara Akaya, at least try to remember your husband's name, SWEETHEART."

A/C: Ugh, finally updated this, hope you enjoyed, sorry I couldn't update earlier, you know tests and stuff to study for, that and I was too busy being addicted to Hot Gimmick and Ouran Kouko Host Club…… I'm sorry! It's just (sniff) it's just to addicting!"